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ATTENTION ALL FUTURE VICTIMS▼
ATTENTION ALL FUTURE VICTIMS
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2024-12-14 14:08:02
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-02-25 17:39:35

Overhead the event center, an Extremely large, and rather gaudy ship flies overhead, and lands just outside. A megaphone crackles to life, as well as a cacophony of intimating, loud music.

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"ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS, MASTER CLASS CAPTURE CREATURE COLLECTORS, AND HAPLESS INNOCENT BYSTANDERS! YOUR SILLY PET CONVENTION STOPS HERE AS I,

LORD BUCKINGHAM, THE 21ST! DEMANDS THAT YOU ALL SURRENDER YOUR FILTHY CREATURES TO ME! YES! YES!! OR FACE THE WRATH OF MY LASER OF DEATH!!!!"

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....

The event center is completely empty. Crickets chirp. A tumble weed inexplicably rolls across the empty center. Buckingham steps out his ship, followed closely behind by a henchman aptropoise.

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"....HELLO? HELLO??? What- Where in the blasted universe IS everyone? FUPPANCE???"
Fuppance
Fuppance fumbles with a flyer, reading it over. "...U-uhm.. Lord, Buckingham.. It appearssss that the uhm.. Event, hassss... ended. SSssseveral daysss ago..."
Buckingham21
"LET ME SEE THAT! YOU'RE READING IT WRONG, incipient Dolphin!" Buckingham reads it over.... before balling it up and tossing it wayside.
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"FUCK."
2024-12-14 14:10:53
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Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2025-11-17 19:38:10

Buckingham proceeds to also toss his 'death laser' gun aside, kicks a rock that's too big for him and immediately stubs his toe on it. After his much needed temper tantrum, he turns to Fuppance, growling.

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"COME FUPPANCE! We must plan! Those IDIOTS think they can get away with ending their pitiful little event before I make my Glorious return, OOHH NOO they have another thing coming!"
Fuppance
"Yessss my loorrdd..."
2024-12-14 14:11:42
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Posted by ID #24
Last edit: 2024-12-14 14:18:40

The two board the ship.. the megaphone crackles as it prepares to take off, in spite of not having an audience to listen to him.

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2024-12-14 14:18:56
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-02-25 17:40:56
"THIS ISN'T THE LAST TIME YOU'LL HEAR FROM ME, L-429. FOR I, LORD BUCKINGHAM THE 21ST, SHALL SEE TO THAT YOUR LITTLE EVENTS SHALL BE WITHIN THE CLAWS OF THE BUCKINGHAM NAME! NEXT TIME..... HAHA, EHEAHAH!! HAAAHAAAHAA LAUGHWITHMEFUPPANCE AAAHHAAHH!!!"
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