STORY

STORY

FAIRY GODMOTHER
[No, I'm Not Human - Night 1]
It had been hours since the Mad Knight tossed Dorothy Volkairn into the dungeon. He had expected her to escape by now, but when he came back down, tourist in hand, Dorothy sat pressed against the corner of her cell, covering her face. "Huh....?"
The Mad Knight sighed. Without using his keys he pulled the gate open and tossed the new prisoner in. "Sometimes, it takes you ladies a few days to learn....."
"Haha! Don't worry. I learn quick! I just need time to write down everything I've learned."
"Mmmm not you." He grunts while closing the prison door and leaving.
"Nice to see you again Misses Dorothy! Sorry you didn't get married off. How are you doing?"
Dorothy looks up and says...
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"I'm scared."
"I'm scared." Is all she can muster to say.
Duchess Lorelei
2025-09-18 19:37:17
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"Oh, you're scared?" Lorelei pauses.
Duchess Lorelei
2025-09-18 19:39:04
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She looks at Dorothy's face, then brings her hand to her own, pulling down her smile to mimic the expression of the other. "Oh, you're scared? That really sucks. This is exciting for me, but I guess this is just your life. A nice girl like you shouldn't be scared." The Duchess says, trying her best to give off a somber tone.
"I can help you with that, you know? If you really want it, I can make it so you're not scared anymore." Duchess taps on her screen, trying to ignore the gaze of Dorothy.
Dorothy thinks.....
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"How are you going to do that?"
"How are you going to do that?"
The Duchess rubs her chin in thought, before jumping to her feet.
"Oh hoho!!! It is because I am like a fey!"
"And everyone knows that feys help innocent women, and lead them out of bad places!"
Duchess Lorelei
2025-09-18 19:49:50
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"And I think you're an innocent woman, aren't you Ms. Dorothy? You said so on the ride here!"
"But, I must warn you! There's no going back from what I'll do. But don't worry, it'll improve you. You'll be better than you were ever before, and you won't be as scared! Oh, and don't worry about asking to go home, we can figure that all out once we escape here."
Dorothy wants....
Chosen Action
To be braver.
"I would like to be braver. I'm in Drakken territory, it's the worst out here! There's no use being smarter or faster if I keep freezing up."
"I think they call it the woman's trance here!"
"I know what they call it!"
"Sorry, it's just the technical term around here. I didn't invent it."
Duchess Lorelei taps her screen a few times and takes a picture of Dorothy.
The light blinds Dorothy for a moment. She feels dizzy.
"Hey there, are you ok? You might not feel that different right now, but know that you're totally changed! You're braver, and can smile in the face of danger, I made sure of that with my feylike spell! Oh hoo hoo!"
"Now, we just need to figure out how to get out of here!"
Dorothy Volkairn
2025-09-18 20:05:34
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Dorothy rubs her eyes. She knows Lorelei said she shouldn't feel much, but she carefully picks herself off the floor of the dungeon. "I know how. I wrote it down in my notes."
"Your family taught you how to write? Even as a woman?"
"Ah, well, not quite!" Dorothy turns over her clipboard to show off the small images she has drawn. "When I was young, my mother knew how to write and read, so I kind of always wanted to as well!"
"But, mother also told me that I should focus on other things. I tried to teach myself to write, but, well, that's hard when you can't read books.... I guess this is kind of my own language."
"Woah! I can't read any of this! I mean, I figured you drew, but what's that symbol over there? It looks like if a Y and a T had a baby!"
"That's a symbol for a vampwelf! The cross in the middle represents how big they are. I sort of based it off of, uh, I think you call it the T symbol?"
"I thought all the letters meant something...but I later learned from a stable boy that, well, T's don't mean nothing without the other letters. So the way I write, it's kind of every symbol is a word, or even a whole sentence." Dorothy sighs. "So no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't even get the basics right."
"That's super freaky...."
"Freaking COOOOOL!!!!!!!!"
"My whooooole life is about writing what I see in this here tablet. I love it, cause when you write stuff down, moments stay there forever!"
Dorothy stands on her tiptoes in excitement over this. "Yes! Yes, you understand!"
"When my mother died, she left all the books she wrote behind......I was so sad, I asked the males of the household to read them to me."
"And it was like she was brought back to life in those moments. It may have been someone else who was reading them, but it was her words."
"She wrote quite a bit on immortality and people who come back to life. Some of her stories were so scary, the guys would stop reading, and tell me to burn the book when I had the time. I ended up selling the "bad books" to a merchant from house Elzenstein to protect them. Apparently her works are really popular over there."
"Maybe she knew that writing would make her immortal in a way?"
"It does make you immortal! My words are going to have an impact for years to come!"
"I'm not surprised they got scared of the books about people coming back to life. Necromancy is a major crime in vampwelf culture."
"Well, she was a woman who at one point didn't care too much about fitting in, I mean she was a writer after all!" Dorothy reaches over to the bars and, after wiggling them to make sure it was truly unlocked, pushed it open.
"The Mad Knight implied he forgets to lock the door, but he said it so obviously, that I'm not sure if this is a trap or not."
"But are you worried if it's a trap?"
"Hmmm. No. I don't think I am."
Duchess Lorelei
2025-09-18 20:29:50
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"Then let's run into the woods and escape, like fey women before they're meant to get married!" The Duchess says, grabbing Dorothy's hand.
The escape was surprisingly easy, as if planned.
[No, I'm Not Human - Day 1]
2025-09-18 20:33:30
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They ran into the woods until they could both run no more. Stopping at a clearing, Dorothy notices a strange creature in the distance. Something feels.....horribly wrong with it.

Dorothy Volkairn
2025-09-18 20:34:43
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"Oh dear. What's wrong with that unicorn, Lorelei? It ain't look like any that I've ever seen!"
"Oh, that's not a unicorn. That uuuh, appears to be a horse! They're an extinct species of animal." And on those final words, an energy seems to shoot through the field. The horse turns its head to someone beyond the two.
"Horses....."
"Are not extinct."
"It says it right here in the Cosmosdex that they are."
The robot wheels its way up to the strange horse and places a hand on it.
"Care to explain what I'm touching?"
"Uh, well maybe it's a unicorn with its horn cut off?"
The robot does not respond.
"Oh man, I don't think he can see, OR hear you, Dorothy!"
"Who are you talking to, peon?"
"My friend Dorothy. She's a vampwelf! Uh, she's like, right here!" Duchess explains while placing a hand on Dorothy.
"Peon, you won't believe that the horse in front of you is real."
"But you want me to believe the open air around you is your friend?"
"Yeah, kind of."
THE ROBOT DIDN'T REALLY THINK SHE'D AGREE.
"Duchess, how is one of those robots working out here?"
"Well, I heard some robots can actually work on this planet! I think this robot has the same funny stuff going on as my tablet!" Duchess turns her tablet around, showing off a picture of the dungeon.
"This is a picture of you, Dorothy."
THE ROBOT WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING BUT FEELS LIKE IT WOULD BE INTENSELY RUDE TO INTERRUPT WHAT APPEARS TO BE A CONVERSATION WITH THE WIND.
"Ain't nothing in that picture."
"Yeah, so a lot of people don't know this but vampwelfs like you can't actually be seen or heard by cameras, even by weirdo devices like my tablet and that Helios unit over there! It kind of makes them a real hassle on other planets or when trying to shoot them with auto targeting weapons, cause to a computer, there ain't nothing to target!"
The Helios unit touches the side of his head, scanning for information. He suddenly perks up. "You are Lorelei, writer for the vampwelf entry."
"That's me!"
"I am in this mess because of you."
Duchess Lorelei
2025-09-18 20:58:36
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"Uh, whudid I do?"
"I am currently on a wild goose chase, brought here by the Federation. They want to find these "Kidnapped vacationers." All I have located on this planet is a group of people who have run off to build a commune, who are intensely fearful of a creature that does not exist."
"And it is all because you, peon, continue to write fanfiction within the Cosmosdex."
"Is it at least good fanfiction....?"
"It is very well written. One of the top 50 entries in the Cosmosdex."
"But I'm officially requesting you to "Knock it off" so I can go home, and the people of the commune can realize they can just leave."
"Yeah, yeah, the gig is up. I'll delete the entry...."
"Thank you."
"PYSCH! JUST UPDATED IT AGAIN!"
"......................."
"What kind of wack Federation sends a robot to go look for something it can't see anyway?"
"Because of three reasons, peon. One. AIs are not as affected by anomalies as organics. Having an AI with a team of organics is necessary, especially when that anomalous effect is making people believe in bats that Do. Not. Exist."
"Two. I am a Helios unit. Owner of a ship that can move stars." Helios points up at the sun in the sky that has been blocked out. "This is a planet that has somehow been placed into an endless night. I hope I do not need to explain that even though this might be a moon that is orbiting a gas giant, it is getting less sunlight than it should. I am here to investigate that issue."
"Third. Circe asked me to be here." Helios points behind the haunting horse.
"Howdy, Daddy-o, always glad to be noticed!"
"Don't mind my "Professor" over there, he's old, I can see vampwelfs just fine! Really cute folks!"
"How can you see vampwelfs if he can't?"
"Cause I got real eyes behind these glassy ones!"
"........................................................."
".........................................................."
"Pffahahaahah! Just joking!~"
"It's cause I'm suuuuuuuuuuuuuuper magical!~"
"Sure are a lot of feylike creatures......." Dorothy's ears shoot up. That's right, she was in the fey woods. Anyone she meets out here could look like something like a robot, but actually be a fey.
"You're a fey, aren't you?" She accuses the two AIs.
"Uh."
"Well nice speaking to you ladies, I gotta go! Byeeeeeee!!!!!" Circe throws confetti into the air and bounds back into the treeline.
"Why am I even here?"
Yu looks at the screen....
Chosen Action
Ask Shrimprocks what she thinks of Helios.
"Hey, what do you think of Helios?"
"Snoooooooore mimimimimi. Huh? Sorry, I heard Helios and I instantly fell asleep. He's not good for anything except making fun of."
"Now Circe? She's the bomb!!! Little fey girl running around the woods, what crimes will she get up to? It'll be A LOT of crimes by the way!"
"Honestly, Helios is just a big party pooper. He just explains everything to you and it's really boring. I used him like once when I was getting started with the game, but now I'm like, more into fighting him in a boss battle."
Yu thinks....
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Wonder where Cowboy and Cargo have been. It's been like, 20 minutes now.
"Where have Cowboy and Cargo been, it's been like, 20 minutes?"
"Real subtle way to tell me I'm not wanted, brah."
"They told me like, 2 minutes ago they'd be back soon, so I'm sure they finished whatever they were doing."
Yu
2025-09-18 22:38:57
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"Yeah, but Cowboy plays like 3 games at a time. How could whatever he be doing with Cargo take up all his time?"
"Well I can think of a lot of ways two people can take up their time!"
???????????????
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HOW MANY PDFS COULD COWBOY BE POSSIBLY READING!?!?!!
"?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"
"HOW MANY PDF'S COULD COWBOY BE POSSIBLY READING!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?"
Helios, who has, up to this point, been ignoring the players, perks at the mention of a PDF.
He then looks away, pretending to have not broken character.
"I'm going to be honest Yu, maybe I shouldn't have made that joke. Anyway, Cargo loooooves writing so I'm sure it's a lot of scripts. We can wait for Cowboy and Cargo here. Not like we're doing much right now."
Yu thinks.....
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HI HELIOS HI!!!!!!!!!!
Yu ignores ShrimpRocks. "HI, HELIOS, HI!!!!"
Helios puts a hand to the side of his face, as if this action of physically blocking out the Player from view would prevent the interaction.
".............................."
"Helios, it's me, your student, Yu!"
Helios seems confused by this, he wipes off his expression and gets stuck trying to figure out his next one.
Helios isn't talking to Yu yet....
Chosen Action
Ask ShrimpRocks why Helios won't talk to you.
"Hey, why won't he talk to me?"
"Hun, he doesn't even remember who you are, and he ain't ever going to remember any experiences you two had in the past. I mean...this game session is kind of messed up from what Cowboy told me, so who knows...."
Helios, sensing something terrible going on, puts a lead on his horse. "I believe we are done staring at each other in a field today. Thank you for the experience, I will now be leaving."
Yu....
Chosen Action
Begin crying.
You begin crying.
ShrimpRocks
2025-09-18 23:11:05
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"Hey are you like, ok there?"
You can't hear anything except your own crying.
"Can...can you at least turn off your mic?"
You don't know how long you've been sitting there, crying about "Nothing."
"So like, what happened while we were gone?" The sound of Cowboy is the only thing that snaps Yu back to reality.
"Well, we were having a good time with the game and then we met Helios and Yu just kind of wouldn't stop crying after I told them that Helios isn't going to remember them."
"Helios is DEAD."
"He is literally just ran into the woods with a creepy looking horse, he's still alive, brah, he just doesn't remember you."
Yu
2025-09-18 23:20:23
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"THAT IS DEATH! I HAVE DIED! EVERYTHING WE HAD IS GONE!"
"Mother, why did you start the game without us?"
"Cargo, there are literally more important things going on than picking a fight with me right now? K? Genuinely do not add to the list of problems. (Serious) (/srs)"
"Sorry."
"I thought using the original save file would make sure all of those memories were saved. I even saw Cea in one of the cutscenes, and he was normal! Mostly! I knew there would be damage, but I didn't think that for some of them everything would be gone!"
"I tried my best Yu, but I warned you it might not be everything you wanted. I mean, I don't even know if Helios even doesn't remember you. He might have just gotten scared by his corrupted memories, or deleted them just recently."
Yu says....
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"Are you telling me that Helios would kill me?"
Yu
2025-09-18 23:36:55
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"Are you trying to say that Helios would kill me?"
"Yes? Yeah?"
There was a flash of rage, but then, Yu just found themselves crying all over again.
"This noise is haunting. It reminds me why I have father cull the shrimps."
ShrimpRocks
2025-09-18 23:39:58
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"Cargo, do not talk about that while Yu is in call. I don't think they know you're involved with that. I'm sure they can't hear your right now but let's not risk it."
"I don't really know if Yu is going to come out of this swinging so if anyone needs to leave, just say so."
"I'm good, but I'm keeping an eye on the window. Can see the island Yu lives on as a tiny little thing in the distance."
"I'm always worried I'll see it go up in flames."
".........................................."
Once Yu finishes crying they should....
Chosen Action
Go back to playing. Ask Cowboy to explain why you're sad.
"Ok I'm ready to play again."
"Are you ok?"
"Cowboy, explain why I cry." Yu says mechanically.
Cowboy
2025-09-18 23:55:35
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"Uh ok." Cowboy already knows the other two likely have some understanding of this.
"Look, let's let the elephant in the room out. Yu is a singularity, I'm sure we all knew that. Singularities don't believe in people dying. The memory of others is like, also them, in their culture."
"Wait, I knew about them not believing in people dying, but I didn't know they believe that what people think of them is a part of them as well. Why would you want your echo to be like, a defining element of your existence!?!?!"
"Look I'm not here to explain whatever singularities think, I'm just here to explain why Yu is sad. Sorry."
"For some people, what other people think of them is really troublesome. Ruins their lives."
"........................."
"But for singularities, all of those "selfs" in other people's minds....well that's apart of them, and they have a hard time removing those parts, even if it hurts them."
Yu looks to the mountains of papers surrounding them.
"So, I guess watching someone forget you in a video game, kind of feels like dying."
ShrimpRocks sits in silence, holding back her tongue on saying that this was the stupidest thing she's ever heard.
"That's terrifying. I lived like that for awhile and it tore me apart."
"Yeah, it's weird, but what can you do?" Cowboy sighs. There was a part of Cowboy that was getting tired of this, and he hasn't even started playing the game yet. He didn't like the way Yu used him as a parrot.
"So we gaming?"
"Yeah...thank you for explaining Cowboy. I knew I'd mess it up."
"No problem man. Anytime."
But Cowboy could feel the cracks growing. As Yu treated him like a toy....
He started to see Yu as nothing but a game in return.
No one is typing.