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LADY AND THE SCAB
[James Roach - Call Me Gor-Gor]

The duo approched the Zookeeper company building. The sight of these were a rarity just 40 years ago. Now they had infested just about every planet. Clockworks wish they could infest just as fast.

At first there was fighting there were debates, and there were riots over the anomolus buildings.

Now it was just the norm. One goes to a planet and they seek out a zookeeper company for certain services. If one cannot be found there will often be complaints.

One Star
Don't bother moving here, totally stuck in the past:

I really wanted the small town vibes, but I'm not willing to deal with the typical style of rent. Horrid. Finding a job here is hard too without a Zookeeper machine around. People here are stuck in the past and won't let the machine in. Like get over it already?
2024-12-23 14:52:24
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Scab tossed his cigarette before stepping in to the building, but already felt the craving for another. Stupid how this capsule business had him so worked up, but it was the best thing he had to focus on right now.

The front desk is operated by a large cekeki, though not one who has reached "godhood."

"Good day. Do you have an appointment?"
Adras whispers to Scab. ("...Why did we assume we wouldn't need one? Honestly getting to see him might be harder than actually getting the capsule.")
Scab whispers back to Adras, ("I'd hoped to find him elsewhere, but the guy just isn't around. Capsules go quick so, we're freeballing it.")
"We don't, honestly. We were hoping we could maybe get to talk to Mr. Zookeeper? We thought we'd come across him near the art galleries but he never showed up."
"We're here to interview him. I even have my notes here and everything."
"It's a bit of a small paper but I figured the extra publicity wouldn't hurt?"
"Uh, yeah. Everybody knows who Zookeeper is, but not everybody knows who Zookeeper is. Make sense?"
"Honestly, I'm just tired of my homeplanet not having a Zookeeper machine around. I thought I could maybe get the good word in."
"Oh hohoho!" The cekeki covers her mouth as she laughs. "Journalists? Oh how romantic. I wanted to be one of those before!"

She turns to her computer, tapping away before her eyes light up in delight.

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2024-12-23 15:01:49
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"Lucky day for you, boys! ZooZoo has an opening!"

She smiles with a big grin, her sharp cekeki teeth showing.

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2024-12-23 15:02:48
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"In about 5 years. A real lucky break! Can I slot you in for it?"
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2024-12-23 15:03:26
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Again, to Adras. ("Man, I don't think I've even got another 5 years left in me.")
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2024-12-23 15:04:46
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Adras is old.
("I mean, it doesn't seem like too long of a wait, honestly we got kinda lucky, I'd say. Are you sure you don't want to just take the opening?")
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He shakes his head. 5 years was lowballing it, but lifespan says he'd be dead in another 15, not that it mattered given the capsule could be gone in less than a week.

"Er, sorry ma'am but we were hoping for something a little more immediate."
"Aaaah I can tell." She softly nods. "Y'all were whispering right in front of me. I heard."
("We have to stop doing that.")
("Yeah that was kind of a bad move, huh.")
"Is there no way we could speed it up? In all honesty we'd rather get out of a planet owned by O-6 sooner than yesterday. We even brought the paper's mascot for this!"

Jamie gives [Charming] to Lamice with [Giveaway].

[Charming] [Charming]

"It doesn't actually need the glasses, we put them on because we thought it'd look cute."
Lamice rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 14 is rolled.
"Hmmmmmmmm..." The cekeki tilts her head. "Now that's a lovely mascot, but I don't see how Zookers is going to be too interested in that. I caaaaaaan make a little itty bitty oopsy and cancel an appointment with the notail government official later this week on land claims."
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2024-12-23 15:17:45
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She leans in. "Oh don't worry. They've been waiting 5 years for this appointment. We already know they can't do anything about us, so they can wait 5 more years, just for you.~"

She winks and sticks out her tongue.

"If you want to meet up with Zooie sooner, it'll have to be for an important reason! You have to have something really good."
He clears his throat and looks to Adras. "Do we... Ruin the 'surprise'?"
"If you don't want to wait a couple days I don't see why not, really."

Scab produces Bones' latest art piece, with the signature to match.

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It is displayed in a slick, corporate black frame with a thin glass casing to protect it. For good measure, he lets Lamice hold it.

"I'm sure you heard us earlier when we were whispering, but we're partially here because of a capsule puzzle. I figured Zookeeper wouldn't be super interested in our interview if we didn't have anything to trade, y'know?"
[Limbus Company OST Combat 3]
Upon seeing the paper her pupil contracts into a slit. She opens her mouth and with a hiss scrambles across her desk, papers fly and her keyboard hits the floor as she lunges. "Kekikiki!"
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2024-12-23 15:25:35
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She stops though in her track as her hat flutters to the floor. The heated breath from her mouth uncomfortable to the skin, her teeth horrifying to the mind. She tilts her head, blinks, and comes to her senses.
[James Roach - Call Me Gor-Gor]
2024-12-23 15:30:52
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She scrambles on all fours, picking up her hat and slinking back behind her desk. With a quick dust off she points at the two accusingly.
Scab's tail hand had been reaching for her hat, but quickly flinches back as she snatches it up.

2024-12-23 15:31:29
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"Getting a girl riled up like that over a piece of paper, how rude! You oughta know cekekis cannibalize those little guys in the machine!" She huffs and crosses her arms. "Now I gotta clean this place up.....Why are you showing me that? I mean don't get me wrong it's a pretty picture but Zooker can get art anytime he wants."
Adras is stunned cold for a second.
A cough breaks the tension.
"U-uh, well, this art belongs to an artist Zookeeper used to work alongside long ago. We know he likes collecting art but we've heard he'd specifically be interested in this one."
"It's uh- It's from Bones themself."
"What he said."

She sniffs and throws her head back as if she was about to cry. It's clearly an act though, so obvious she must want the duo to know.

"Ya'll have hurt my feelings, lied to me, and made me think you were taking a nice gal out to dinner."
"Would you want to go out for dinner?"

She turns around to drive home her "grief."

"If you just told me the truth, I would have gotten you an emergency appointment." She pouts. "But now. I won't do it. Unless......"

She looks back over her shoulder, eyes filled with sadness but her mouth ready to burst out of laughter.

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2024-12-23 15:40:28
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"You say sorry to me."
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"20 times."
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2024-12-23 15:40:48
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"Start now."
Oh she's not joking.
Oh. He's got this. We're good.
"Ah, miss. I'm really sorry."
"So truly sorry."
"I didn't mean to get your hopes up! I'm sorry, really."
"I mean, we're already wasting so much of such a quaint lass's time, you know? I'm sorry."
"We should've been better, and I'm sorry we weren't."
"To think! Honestly we'd be overstepping ourselves. My apologies."
"Really, I couldn't say sorry enough! So sorry!"
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2024-12-23 15:46:50
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"I don't think there's enough words in the Limlish dictionary to express just how sorry I am."
"I have a hard time thinking of how we could ever make up for it! Sorry!"
"My bad, miss."
"I'm feeling downright despondent here. How could we? Would you find it in you to forgive us?"
"I mean, I'd hate to seem unrepentant here! This is really tearing me apart! I'd take it back if I could!"
"And what he means to say is, we're sorry. In that single word."

He takes a deep breath, bouncing a foot against the ground like a jackhammer. This was a lot.

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2024-12-23 15:49:36
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Adras had enough in the tank for atleast 40.
"But now? All I can say is, I'm really sorry about this whole ordeal miss."
"Plus, you don't seem like the type to waste away your health like us. I can't just offer you a smoke and be done with it! I'm really sorry!"
"Or maybe a classy lady like yourself would appreciate a smoke, and we're sorry to assume otherwise!"

He places a cigarette on the counter.

"Would you like a smoke, lass? If you do, so sorry for assuming otherwise."
"Really, what a shameful display we've shown you. I hope one day we'll be able to look past this."
"And if you can't, we're sorry for that too."
To finish it off, Adras puts in a clearly practiced 90 degree bow. He heard the tourists did this sometimes, and he felt it could prove useful one day.
Impeccable if not for the cough halfways through.
("Don't you bow yet we've only got 15 sorries.")
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2024-12-23 15:54:17
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"PAHAHAHAHAHA-SNORT-HAHAHA!!! STOP STOP!!! YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE!!! MAKING ME LAUGH IN THIS GROSS WAY!"

She tries to cover her mouth to stop her "ugly laughing."

He freezes. She's laughing. That's good right?
"I wouldn't know, your laughter's quite charming I'd say."
"I think that's about 20. I can't believe you really did that! Buuuuut." She tips her hat slightly. "I think it really drives home how sorry you are. I gotta admit to a lie of my own though."
"There actually is an appointment open today. Tomorrow too. I thought you were media goons. Zoops doesn't like media goons. I waaaaaas trying to get you to give up or take a "No Comment", but seeing as that was a lie, you can go right up to the top. Just let me clean up my desk and I'll lead the way."
"Uh, can we help? For all the trouble."

He puts his head in his hand and looks away.

"Nope, no sorry ma'am, getting carried away there."

Adras picks up some papers on the floor to hand to the receptionist.

"We'll try not to take too long if you want. I'm not sure how much time Mr. Zookeeper would have."
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2024-12-23 16:00:25
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Well if Adras is doing it, he'll pick up papers too. Scab can pick up papers better than him anyways.
"Oh my Creator. Boys! No need to fight, you both can help. But I'll have you know I'm better at picking up messes than both of you combined!"

The group clean up the mess made by the cekeki's short rampage. Afterwards she leads them through the building.

There's not a single normal worker. Everyone is either cekekis, robots, or masterpieces made of people who have thrown themselves into the machine. They trio enter an elevator and take it right to the top.

[Dual Destinies OST: 2-15 Phantom ~ UNKNOWN]

The cekeki trots in first. The room is large, wires of the machine don't allow any space for the walls to show through. Art works are taped, tied, even stabbed into the machine at multiple spots.

"Zookerii! You got two men here with some sort of important piece of art just for you!"
Adras had heard this was the Creator's work but this was still something else. The machine was intimidating, to say the least.
One member of the group looks up, and jumps in shock as the spot a large, godlike cekeki with its body pressed against the roof. It scuttles to a corner when spotted, but the sickening sounds it makes and its large body makes it unmissable.
Reflex demands he throw something at the unnerving godlike cekeki, like an apple, but he has nothing to hand. Instead he steps a little further into the room, having regained some semblance of 'cool'.
"Ah, another one feeding themselves to the machine today? No need to ask my premission. Hang your art on the wall and jump right in! Don't worry, the pain is quick."
"We're not feeding the machine today, Mr. Zookeeper. At least not with ourselves."
"Instead, we have a business proposal."
"Please do get to the point. I get those all the time."
"Oh you'll like this one, Zoopers." She pauses and mumbles, asking herself if she has already used "Zoopers" today already.
"Uh, oh, wait put my coat over it before you show it off."
"I don't want to send the entire floor into a frenzy if they see it."
"Uh, sure."

He quickly slips the artwork beneath Adras jacket as a makeshift curtain, holding it there with his tail hand.

"You've got a capsule. I want it. We're going to give you something for it. Is that simple enough?"
"zzzzzzzzzzzz......"
"Aww you're boring him to death. He ain't that type of man you know?"
"Yeah I'm not either really, don't know what's come over me..."
"... Adras, lift the curtain."
"Yessir."

Adras does as told.

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He holds the art out in his tail hand, gesturing to it with his two regular hands.

"The latest works from none other than Bones themself, signed and everything."
"You wouldn't believe how hard it was to get this."
"Ha! Lots of people have tried to sell me fakes before!" Zookeeper approaches.
"Seriously, you must take me a fool if you think I would fall for a.....a...."
"Hhhhhhhh that's.....that's an orginal......."
"Yeah. An original."
"The genuine article."
"Hhh Where....where did you find that?"
"We went through a bunch of auctions, couldn't find it at all despite our best efforts."
"No offense but."
"Shut up."
"Yeah, you don't need to lie at this point man."
"Fair enough."
"What do you want for it? Tell me what you need."
"Bones themself says that you've got a capsule, and that they want it. I'm sure you know which one. You give me that capsule, you can have it."
"Oh do you mean one of these capsules?~"
2024-12-23 16:30:59
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Zookeeper puts his hands into his chest.

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2024-12-23 16:31:43
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The cekeki claps. "Woooo!!! Lets go!!!!"
"I'm gay."
"I'm not. But, no, not those capsules."
"Oh no. I'm sure if Bones wants a capsule, it's one of these two."
2024-12-23 16:36:13
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Zookeeper pulls out two capsules.

"Usually I keep Skipper and Collector in there but they're on machine duties right now."
"And I'm not going flat.~"
"Good."
"I thought collector was blue."
"I haven't seen any that didn't match their capsule so far. At the very least, it feels like it'd be a marketing disaster to sell something that doesn't actually look like what you wanted when opened."
"One of..."
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2024-12-23 16:39:42
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Scab sighs. For everything he's asked, he hadn't asked Bones what the capsule looked like.

"The green one."
"You asked me to stop lying, yes? You could've atleast brought out a green and a blue one."
"What, did you think we wouldn't have talked to them before?"
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2024-12-23 16:41:43
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"These aren't Skipper and Collector's capsules, I just usually store them in my chest!"
"Both of these capsules are very special. What makes you think it's the green one Bones wants?"
"Yeah, if anything I'd bet it'd be a super early one. You forced me to look at hundreds of these things before we came in along with those old commercials."
"This one looks sort of new? It doesn't have the same essence as the early gens, I'd say."
"New????"
"Actually that capsule is older than......"
"Sure, it's new!"
"The green one is Bone's very first capsules, you're right! You really think Bone's wants their early artwork?"
"What? You just said it's new, and that it's also Bones' earliest works?"
"The orange one your friend was talking about is "New". The green one you want is "Old.""
"I thought Bones left the company ages ago."
"Yep! That's what we're going with!"
"'That's what we're going with?'"
"Is that to say you're admitting to trying to scam us by offering a new one entirely unrelated to him?"
"I'm perfectly happy with going with that."
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Scab pulls the art back in his tail hand, not letting it out of Zookeeper's sights, but creating a very obvious distance between the two.

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2024-12-23 16:47:29
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"I'm not bringing back the wrong capsule."
"I ask for one, you show me two. I'm not playing this game, man."
"Here's the thing. That art isn't worth a single one of them."
"I guess we really are just dropping all pretenses then."
"Don't get me wrong, I love Bone's art!"
"Bonesy! Miss them!"
"I'm expecting a 'but'."
"Oh ok."
"Please continue speaking over me."
"I'm sure YOU already know why I won't take this art, for one of Bone's oldest capsules."

Scab is a little confused, tilting his head as he points a finger to his chest.

"Me?"
"No, I don't. I don't really understand the craze, for the capsules, or the art. I'm just caught up in it."
"But if I had to guess, it's because it wouldn't be profitable."
"Ding ding ding!"
"Art gains value over time. Nevermind that no one buys Bone's flat work."
"If Boneman could get a commission, he wouldn't have had to work here!"
"Your art is worth a pretty penny on a market, but this capsule, a Bones original, and one of his first blows the value out of the water!"
"Tell me, what is Bones intending on paying you with? Cardboard scraps?"
"That sounds good....."
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2024-12-23 16:54:39
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"Quiet you."
"It doesn't matter what Bones is paying me. It doesn't matter why I'm doing this. It doesn't matter how much the capsule is worth, or how little Bones' art is worth."
"Because at the end of the day, you still want it."
"Not as much as I want this capsule!"
"See I want it. But the want for this capsule, which is a masterful piece of art is greater."
"If you offer me 500 points I'll tell you I want it, but I'm not giving you 50,000 points for it!"
"Sadly, it's a number game! And I want the biggest number."
"So what is Bones paying you with?"
"Nothing. Scab over there is doing this to get paid but I'm doing this as a favor. At the end of the day I will have obtained absolutely nothing. I watched a bunch of old commercials for this and everything because I thought he'd appreciate it. Bones heard me out when I accidentally started bearing my heart out to him about being an independent artist even though he really didn't need to."
"He asked. I thought I could help."
"So worthless! Got it! Lets hear offer number 2!"
"I'm doing it for a capsule."
"I don't even- "
2024-12-23 16:58:06
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He holds the art up, turning it towards himself to take a good look at it.

"I don't even give a shit about the damn things. It's just. Art. Toys."
"Ahahahaahha!! Sorry but you DO CARE about it!"
"You see those swirling colors......the prize inside....."
"You just gotta know....you gotta......you....."
"Gotta have it!!!!!!"
"You need it!"
"Gotta have it."
"Oh I'm so excited for the day you'll be in one of these offices. You're already so passionate about it already! But I have to say....you have in fact shown me the bigger number."
"See, I didn't know Bones was still working on capsules! If I knew, I'd grab some to feed to the artists. We could use some new styles."
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2024-12-23 17:02:10
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"Plus, when people hear that it's "Bones inspired" they'll lose their mind and buy buy buy! So, I want you to give me the new capsule, toy included!"
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2024-12-23 17:03:04
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"But I hear what you're thinking, you're no charity case! If I give you the capsule to trade, then take the capsule you get, you're going empty-handed. So, I offer you, the contents of the other capsule."
"But not the capsule itself, I'd feel lost if I didn't have it!"

Zookeeper opens the capsule. A cekeki pulls itself out....and keeps going. It's longer than the receptionist, and almost as long as the godly cekeki clinging to the walls.

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2024-12-23 17:04:56
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"This is one of my employees, a good one at that! He's very close to godliness."
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2024-12-23 17:05:50
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"I don't let anyone get in my way, sirs! Rain, sleet, ethics, you just can't stop me!"
"You get me Bone's capsule, and I give you this employee."

The cekeki slicks back the hot substance on its head.

"Tough sell, but anything for the company, sir."
2024-12-23 17:07:13
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The room is heating up due to the cekeki. The heat from it is oppressive.

"He sounds... Hardworking."

Scab pulls at his collar a little, feeling a little stuffy all of a sudden.

Horrible day to be fluffy.
"So, gentlemen, do we have a deal?"

The cekeki scrambles up to the two, the heat becoming all the much more mind numbing.

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2024-12-23 17:11:29
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"I think we have a sale! A sale! You two sirs are so intelligent for picking the right choice." As it speaks, a light like the sun leaks out its mouth.
"If you didn't take it, you'd be fools!"

Scab has to shield his eyes, ears angling as far away from the cekeki as they can.

"I- I get you the Bones' capsule, and he's mine?"
"Let me make sure this is as legally tight as possible."
"If I give you this capsule, this one right here-"
"-which fits the description of "One of Bone's oldest capsules" you will get the capsule from Bones and hand it to me. You will of course hand it me FILLED with whatever creature Bones has placed in it, and at no point will you open said capsule."
"Then, and only then will I give you this employee right here-"
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2024-12-23 17:17:42
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"That's me!"
"This employee does not come with a capsule, as I will be keeping the capsule."
"Do you agree?"
He takes a step away from the employee. The overbearing heat was just another form of pressure pushing him into a bad place, and into making a choice he wasn't sure he wanted.
2024-12-23 17:20:14
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He takes a deep breath, and lets it out slowly.

"And if that capsule, "One of Bones' oldest capsules", is not the one they want - this verbal contract is null and void. Seem fair?"
"Of course! If he won't take the capsule from you, then you MUST give the capsule back to me and-"
"I don't know, I'll give you a goodie bag. I frankly cannot see any situation in which Bones means any other capsule." Zookeeper throws the other capsule up and down. "After all, this other one isn't made by Bones at all!"
The employee gets closer to Scab. "You like to smoke, boss? I like to smoke too. I think we'll get along, boss."
2024-12-23 17:22:46
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The cekeki was starting to burn his ears. His forehead hurt, and his veins throbbed. It was this burning that made him say...

"Fine. You've got a deal."
He breaks, pulling out a cigarette from his jacket. He holds it to the skin of the cekeki, and brings it to his mouth once it catches alight.
"Thank you very much, I will be sending Madam with you to make sure nothing goes afoul with the deal!"
"Moi?"
"Toi!"
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2024-12-23 17:25:59
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The cekeki claps its hands together. "Would you be so kind boss, would you? I would like a smoke as well to celebrate our joint-venture!"

Scab reluctantly passes a smoke to his soon-to-be new employee.
The employee eats the cig. Seconds later the heat coming from his mouth is replaced with smoke.

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2024-12-23 17:29:31
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"Thanks boss. I'm already liking you!"
("I'm so glad we're getting him out of this company.")
("He's just so hot, and not in a good way!")
"I hope you enjoyed the tour! Now-"
"-get out of my room."
"Make sure to take a gift basket on the way out!"
2024-12-23 17:35:28
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A mallon pokes it head out of the box that says "gifts." It has the remains of snacks all over its face.

"We brought the art for nothing, huh? Let's take it back."
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2024-12-23 17:36:33
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"It actually didn't cost me anything, so..."

He shrugs, heading back towards the elevator, but stops at the sight of the mallon.

"I can take that?"
"I'm pretty sure that's the gift basket, yeah."
"My gift baskets......"
"I had made special baskets with handmade cloths and fruits...."
"AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT RABBIT TRIED TO MAKE A NEST IN THERE!?!?!?!"
"I recommend taking it and RUNNING."
"Just a suggestion."
"I-I think he's got a point!"
"Can't argue with free shit!"

Scab runs off with the mallon.

The duo escape, Madam following behind.

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2024-12-23 17:40:33
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"Oh don't mind him. He's been a bit of a hothead since he ate his sister to reach holiness."

Scab coughs, sputtering smoke.

"Who could eat their own sibling?"
"Mmmm in honesty...." She pauses, thinking. "It's a long story. Not a very nice one either. If you want to hear it, you'll have to hear it from him."
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2024-12-23 17:44:20
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She quickly changes subjects. "I cannot wait to see the Bones again! I haven't seen them since I was a wee cekeki dying of power loss."
2024-12-23 18:01:07
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Scab approaches the capsule machine, the cigarette having reached its last few drags. He flicks it to the ground, stomps it out, and quickly lights up another as he heads for the back of the machine.

"Bones?"
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2024-12-23 18:04:37
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Bones, hearing approaching footsteps, waits perfectly still until they actually round the corner.
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2024-12-23 18:04:57
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They crack a smile, relieved when they see Scab. "Oh, hey, you again. That was pretty quick, forget to ask something earlier?"
"BONES!!!!! Wonderful to see you again!"
"I'd give you a hug but you look awfully attached to that wall."

A smile flickers but is gone just as quick, the metaparxi moving over to make space for the fine lady.

"Oh, wow! Hello.... to you too, ma'am!"
"Uh, I think the puzzle game's over champ."
"Yeah we got your capsule, we think."

"Got it right here."

"!!!"

The capsule catches their attention.

"Oh- wow! What? Seriously??"

In their excitement, Bones reaches their arms out towards the small crowd and the capsule, but hesitates, before shoving their hands in their pockets.

"That was so quick, how did you even...?"
"Art of the trade."
"The boys here know a few people in high places." She says with a wink.
"Didn't know he'd still be that interested in my art, must've been jonesin' for it or something. That's extremely impressive. And very, very appreciated. I can't say it enough."
"Both of you guys, really. And you too, er, ma'am!"

The lid of the gachapon machine pops open.

"Go ahead and place it inside, I'm... not in the means to accept it myself. Should automatically reward your capsule afterwards."
"(And please don't take anything.)"
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2024-12-23 18:27:05
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"Kekeke......" Madam tries to ignore the temptation to eat everything in the machine.
He moves around to the front of the machine, and gives a quick look to Adras and Madam as he holds it out to the slot.
Adras nods. I mean, it was his decision all things considered.
"Then, here we go..."
2024-12-23 18:28:55
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He slides the capsule into the machine.

The capsule drops into the remaining pile with a soft rattle. Bones hugs their chest, comforted by its presence.


2024-12-23 18:35:16
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The machine dispenses your prize. Ker-chunk!

"Been a bit, Bas." Bones offers the group a warm smile.
"You guys really went out of your way. Sorry I wasn't able to come with you. Zook's... kind of intense to deal with."
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Scab holds the capsule in both hands, and rather than standing back upright, just sits down for a moment.
He puts the capsule to his forehead and shuts his eyes for a moment, offering a small nod to Madam.

"It..."
"It was a welcome distraction.
"Honestly dealing with Zookeeper was incredibly stressful and I've been through a good amount of incredibly stressful things in my time."
"But at least we got it? Can't really complain."
"You're telling me, it was somehow up there with killing that O-6 guy."
"Promise, you're gonna reap the benefits. I'm pretty proud of this one, even if i'm a bit rusty."

Bones looks between the two, clicking their tongue.

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2024-12-23 18:42:50
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"Er... and again, sorry it's... only one capsule. Hope you guys were able to work somethin' out."
"Huh?"
"Oh I was just here for the experience I guess? I mean, it's just a toy, right?"
"Oh this capsule isn't for either of them."

Scab shifts the capsule into his tail hand, pushing up off of the ground to get back to standing.

"Sadly, she's right. As much as I love this thing, it's not going to either of us."
"Now it's right back to the machine, to get something else instead."
"Oh! Well." Bones nods, opening their mouth to speak, before hesitating. "...I see. Yeah, I get it."
"This is really going to raise morale!"
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2024-12-23 18:47:10
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She turns to Bones. "But you know what would really raise morale?~" She doesn't say more, only implying her thoughts.
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Like Bones, Scab began to speak, but stops, more entranced by what Madam had to suggest.

Bones opens their mouth to speak, but again hesitates.

"................"
".....You're all well off enough already. Would it matter?"

Bones ignores the large cekeki, turning back to face Scab.

"I'll hold true to my sentiment, I don't care about The Zookeeper having my art by now. I can't do much to stop him usin' my likeness to entrap other artists. But you had to do what you had to do."
"I don't know what he gave you... but it's not worth what you've done for me just now. You've got my thanks for this. Really."
"Bonesy has always been like this. Such a kind soul."
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2024-12-23 18:52:25
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"Maybe in another universe, Bones ain't stuck to a wall like this, you know? I like to imagine a universe where we're all just enjoying our days by the beach in that lovely sun."

Madam turns to leave.

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"But we got bills to pay."
"At least vacation is around the corner." She winks as she trots off.

Scab hesitates, lingering by the machine a moment longer.

"You're really thanking me?"
"....................."

Bones stares at the cekeki as she leaves, unable to find the words.

They sigh. "...Yeah. 'Least I can do from here."
"Then, uh... Thank you too."
"Kind of feels like this isn't exactly a win but,"
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2024-12-23 19:00:23
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"The distraction has been nice."
"Heh. Yeah, guess it is, isn't it? See, that's the spirit."
"Even if toys and puzzles aren't your thing, it's been fun to see you give it a shot. Especially if they aren't."
"Yeah."
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2024-12-23 19:02:05
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"......."
He gives Bones a look, something he figured only the other metaparxi could understand.
And then he leaves, making a brisk pace to catch up with Madam.
"Yeah, never be a st..." Bones hesitates, Scab's weary expression giving them pause. ".....Yeah."
"See you 'round."
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They wave the metaparxi off, once again alone behind the alleyway machine.

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