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DEFENSE AGAINST DARKEN ARTS▼
DEFENSE AGAINST DARKEN ARTS
2025-03-07 21:31:54
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-03-07 21:37:23
[Cross-Examination ~ Moderato 2016 - Phoenix Wright: Spirit of Justice]
2024-12-23 19:01:09
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Posted by ID #64
Last edit: 2024-12-23 19:01:16

This is it....the big case....You vs Azathoth. You didn't have much money, but you hired the best team you could with what you had. You and your team stand outside of the makeshift courtroom. Usually pirates use this to punish those who they believe have committed crimes even below them, but today they have allowed you to sue Azathoth.

What do you say to your team?
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Inform them that Azathoth depends on his mothers. (Evidence added)
EVIDENCE ADDED: SINGULAR MOTHERS
Azathoth's mothers are his statues. They seem to be an extremely powerful entity that can remove the memory of events from the minds of people.
2024-12-23 20:01:23
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Posted by ID #64
Last edit: 2024-12-23 20:01:38

With that you all walk into the court and take your side. The judge gets up.

O-6
"Hmmp, some bullshit trial we have here."
O-6
"But as I'm the only motherfucker here with any kind of legal training, we'll have to do it my way. >:3" You try to cut off O-6 by saying you have legal training, but he just hisses at you.
O-6
2024-12-23 20:02:26
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:15:27
"Where's the defendant's lawyer?"
Azathoth
"Considering the shaking of the ground, I believe he's here!"
Horseface-12
Horseface is dressed up in his finest clothes. Which, to be fair, every set of clothing he owns is his finest clothes, so he's just wearing what he normally does.
Boulevard
Shaking, shmaking. Brute force doesn't help anything in a court of law...
Boulevard
...Hopefully.
Pluto
"Well well well! Ain't you that idiot lawyer that ain't never had a case in his life?" Pluto says, pointing at the other side.
Pluto
2024-12-23 20:03:39
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:16:02
"Sorry for that there delay folks, I needed to pick up some gas for the missus, you know how it is!"
O-6
"I hope your wife dies in a car crash! >:3"
Charlie
Charlie carefully fiddles with a small screen on her goggles interior. Seems anomalies and various forces will be present at this trial. Better to be aware of everything going in than leave any observation to chance.

She maintains a cool gaze as she observes the opponent.
Scab
Scab is looking sharp, his whiskers bold and neatly plucked. First impressions matter, after all.
Pluto
("See we got a judge with a poor attitude....")
O-6
"Ok assholes. You give your opening. Then the defense can argue or shit. >:3"
Scab
Scab turns to the others to whisper,
("What are we suing this guy for again?")

You tell Scab that Azathoth has unexisted your client and you're suing for damages.

2024-12-23 20:14:58
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:17:31
EVIDENCE ADDED: DISAPPEARING CLIENT
Walton of the Walton company doesn't exist, but both your - and Azathoth's - memory seem to suggest he did exist at one point.
Charlie
Before their team begins, Charlie leans in with a small note to give.

With nothing louder than a whisper, she says, ("Ok. Small thing, everything on the opposition of us is, on some level, immortal. Or lacks the same level of mortality as the rest of us. Whether we need to keep that fact as caution or use it for sympathy, I worry it may come into play with how the Tiger's claw goes.")
Boulevard
("And... are able to unexist someone. Yeah, I think we've got something to be worried about.")
Boulevard
("Or, well. If we were fighting them physically, we would.")
Horseface-12
("If things start to look dicey I'll play rodeo clown and redirect attention. In the mean time, try not to piss anyone off. ;P")
Scab
("Who's taking the leading step? Better say something fast or we'll undermine ourselves.")
Charlie
2024-12-23 20:17:06
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:18:25
("proving a negative will be exceptionally difficult, especially as the defense doesn't seem the type to run with hypotheticals that don't favor them.")

She taps her chin, offering a suggestion.

("If we can focus on having Azathoth confirm and substantiate Walton's existence, it gives us a stronger start than leading with our word alone.")
Boulevard
("Right... But for now, we should just establish the case. Evidence is useless if you don't know what you're proving.")
Ambrosia
Ambrosia had no idea this planet had jury duty, but it would be her first time on this side of the court, so she made sure to look her best.
("Oh, wow. Um. How do we prove that someone... that no longer exsists.... existed?")
Horseface-12
2024-12-23 20:17:40
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:19:18
Horseface looks over at the others and shrugs, deciding to take charge and stepping up.

"Your honor, our client's client doesn't exist and we're suing for damages."
Horseface-12 rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.
O-6
"What the FUCK are you talking about? >:3"
Boulevard
"Correction, the accused is responsible for the removal of our client's client from reality. That's why we're here today."
O-6
O-6 points at Azathoth. "I fucking hired you to make GOD DAMN ART not unexist people! >:3"
Azathoth
"Well duh that's why-" Pluto pushes Azathoth slightly and speaks in this defense.
Pluto
"Yes sir! I agree with you, if my client was responsible for unexistin' that poor sweet soul, much like yourself, your honor, then I'd say, I agree! Put him to death!"
Boulevard
Wise words.
Pluto
"But my client ain't responsible for any unexistin's around here. No sir! This is all a misunderstandin'."
Charlie
("And apparently unexisting people was unsanctioned too. Might have something to work with there, speaking to azathoth's actions versus O-6's reason for having him.")
O-6
2024-12-23 23:12:39
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:20:54
"Which one of you has an argument for Azathoth being the responsible one here? >:3"
Boulevard
"First of all, the ability to unexist someone isn't exactly common. Finding an individual who has the means would surely be a good start, correct?"
Horseface-12
("Can we actually prove he can do that?")
Scab
("Not really.")
Boulevard
("Oi, didn't we just get told about the dude's mothers being able to un-exist people?")
Charlie
("We can make him testify to it if our lawyer friend here can prove they have Real, substantial connection to his thoughts and thus be a verifiable source. At least, we can hope.")
Scab
("Hey, you're right.")

Jamie uses [Giveaway] to give Scab [Charming]!

Scab
"Your honour, I'd like to call to light some evidence. Azathoth's mother."
Scab
"Our report shows the defendant's mother to be a powerful anomalous force, capable of removing the memory of events from the minds of people. It is possible that this Walton wasn't vanished from existence, but rather, the memories of all who knew him."
Scab
"Though, that begs the question, why would you want to erase someone's memory from existence? What must you have done to a person to want to wipe away their memory completely?"
Scab rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 10 is rolled.
O-6
O-6 seems only mildly interested in this. "So you're saying his mother did this, but in that case is it his fucking fault? >:3"
Pluto
"That's right! That's what I'm saying!"
Pluto
"My poor client has been HARRASSED by his mother. HAUNTED! He ain't ask for her to do anything unwise to poor Walton."
Pluto
"You loved Walton, didn't you son?"
Azathoth
"My mothers told me that Walton would be a very special person to me....and then...they removed him."
Pluto
"My client is a VICTIM just like YOU! And you're causing this poor man emotional damage by suing him!"
Charlie
("Ok. So Walton is confirmed to have existed. Marking that down from this testimony so far.")
2024-12-23 23:20:23
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Posted by ID #64
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:22:31
EVIDENCE GAINED: WALTON WAS REAL

Both sides agree that Walton was real at some point and that Azathoth's mothers DID make him disappear.
Boulevard
"Quick counter hypothetical. If someone prays to the Neo for someone to die, and they die, is the prayee without guilt?"
O-6
"If you pray to the Neo and the Neo kills someone, then you are guilty! >:3"
Pluto
"Ha! Too bad my client ain't ever pray to his mothers."
Horseface-12
("The mothers aren't on trial here, guys. There's no motive connecting the defendant to the crime beyond 'being around'.")
Scab
("Aside from that, do we have any evidence to imply Azathoth is a dangerous or unhinged person? We could sway the judge if we make him appear capable of wishing someone out of existence.")
Charlie
Charlie bumps Boulevard with her shoulder.

("Azathoth's memory is perfect, you told us a bit about this. Could we ask him to reenact or transcribe the disappearance of Walton? So we could cross examine it.")
Charlie
("If he remembers everything, then surely he'd be more concerned with putting it to paper than fabricating any aspects. And if you,") Charlie gestures to the lawyer ,("are in his head (prophet wise), you can concur and confirm it.")
Charlie
("We need to establish a timeline before we can move into liability.")
Boulevard
("I like the sound of that!")
Boulevard
"If it's as you say, would you mind giving a full account of the day Walton disappeared? How it happened?"
Charlie
Charlie asks the lawyer.
("Is it enough for you to mention azathoth's memory as you experienced it, or should we bring him to the stand to have him admit it as evidence?")
Azathoth
"Uh well...I can't do that cause well....I don't remember it well."
Azathoth
2024-12-23 23:24:29
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Posted by ID #64
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"The event horrified me so much....I can barely remember the event."
Boulevard
"That's awful... I'm really sorry to hear that."
Boulevard
("Yo, proof?")
Charlie
2024-12-23 23:25:14
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:23:49
Charlie thinks, colluding with the crew.

("I would have hoped he would be honest, if he truly didn't find himself at fault. But now it seems he knows he's done something, so he's lying to cover his tracks.")
You know this is a lie!
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Call Azathoth out. Pull out the book Azathoth wrote about him and O-11's relationship. Shouldn't that have been tramatic enough to forget?
[Objection!]

You object to this statement! You tell the court that you know this is a lie. Azathoth cannot possibly forget......because Azathoth has written a book on his relationship with O-11! You slap the book on the desk for everyone to see!

2024-12-23 23:28:02
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Posted by ID #64
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EVIDENCE ADDED: AZATHOTH'S BOOK
A book detailing the relationship of Azathoth and O-11. In in, Azathoth details how much he hates getting divorced, and how much it messed him up to get divorced from O-11, dispite the fact that he thought he was gross.
Pluto
"Grrrrr...."
Pluto
"HAHAHAHAHA! SO YOU DO A LITTLE READIN' ON THE WEEKENDS DO YOU BOY?"
Pluto
"That ain't nothing, you'll see!"
Pluto
"I ask that we bring O-11 to the stand as a witness!"
O-6
"Eugh. Does everyone agree or are there any objections? >:3"
Scab
("None here.")
Horseface-12
"Can we object on the basis that he's a total bummer?"
Boulevard
("Notail leaders don't always retain their memories, do they..? Is it possible that the O-11 we'd get wouldn't remember anything?")
Charlie
("…. I was going to consider calling O-11 as a character witness, but now I'm put off by the idea, Just cause HE said it. But, logically, ain't no reason to say no.")
Boulevard
("Right. Guess not. If things go south, we can just find a way through it.")
Ambrosia
Ambrosia shrugs, she's not sure about what this could mean for the case, but relationship drama was always intriguing.
Poor Azathoth, though.
Boulevard
"No objections. If the defendant finds something vital can be gained, we would be happy to hear this out."
O-6
"Fine I guess we're dealing with bullshit! Bring in O-11! >:3"
Azathoth
"That's it....we're done for...."
Pluto
("Son, don't you worry. I knew about your little book.")
Pluto
2024-12-24 11:41:30
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("So I planned for this.")

There's a short interlude while O-11 is found.

[Lively people]
O-6
"State your name and occupation. >:3"
O-11
"Do I need to? OwO"
O-6
"Bitch, I said Name and Occupation! >:3"
O-11
"Fine fine!!! I'm uh....O-11.....I am uh......An O-class. That's my job. OwO"
O-6
"You look like you've been hit by a car. >:3"
O-11
"Several actually. OwO"
Boulevard
Dang. Two O-classes in the same room. This is some serious business.
Charlie
2024-12-24 11:44:25
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Posted by ID #64
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:25:25
The apidee takes this moment to huddle with the prosecution team.

("who is that. What the actual fuck. are they forging witnesses now?")
Boulevard
("...What? Is that not O-11?")
Horseface-12
2024-12-24 11:56:25
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:25:50
("It's been a few decades since I was last in the room with the dude, maybe he changed up his fashion sense? I mean, it's about time, honestly, guy's a disaster.")
Pluto
"These people want to hear about your relationship with my client, Azathoth."
Pluto
"We need to check his here character. Now, will you give your testimony?"
O-11
"Right, my husband, Azathoth....."
Azathoth
"Ex Husband."
O-11
"Don't remind me. OwO"
O-11
"I...I want to say that uh....This book is just a bunch of lies!"
O-11
"First off I did not l-"
O-6
2024-12-24 12:57:20
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"I'll literally kill you. >:3"
O-11
"I was going to say I didn't love Azathoth!"
O-11
"Give...give me a break......"
O-11
"Anyway. This book is filled with lies. I don't think this is any sort of evidence of Azathoth's memories. I don't know if he has a perfect memory but I DO know that he is a liar, a fiend, and he thinks I'm uh, ugly."
O-11
2024-12-24 12:57:57
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:26:23
"DESPITE THIS. HE MADE A BIG DEAL OVER OUR DIVORCE."
O-11
"How uh, can you be so cruel to a man and yet cry at the divorce proceedings? OwO"
Boulevard
("...")
Boulevard
"You say he'd fake his emotions like that for legal benefit?"
O-11
2024-12-24 12:58:38
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Posted by ID #64
Last edit: 2024-12-24 12:59:22
"So as you heard, my client ain't all knowing, he's just a bit of a no good liar!"
O-11
2024-12-24 12:59:12
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:26:57
"Uuuuh I don't know if he would fake his emotions for legal benefits, but I do know he would write a uh, you know, fake book about me. By the way, the concept of writing a fake book is really emotionally harmful to others. Uh yeah, lying isn't really good for mental health. OwO"
Charlie
2024-12-24 12:59:38
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:27:20
("Something feels fishy to me.")
Charlie asks the prophet, ("Can you tell what's going on with Azathoth right now? How he's feeling about this?")
Boulevard
("...That book isn't the only thing we're relying on to make the claim he remembers everything, is it?")

You tell your helpers that Azathoth has no idea what's going on right now. You curse this. Pluto must have known about you being able to read Azathoth's mind and must have made sure even AZATHOTH would be confused.

You try to think of another way to help.
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HELLO? THAT'S NOT THE REAL FUCKING O-11????

You stand from your seat and point at the "O-11" at the stand. You are BAFFLED. Why is everyone acting like that's O-11? You tell everyone that's not the real O-11!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.
O-6
"Hmmm now that you say that.... >:3"
O-11
2024-12-24 13:02:42
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:28:31
"Oh please, O-6, am I really going to engage in such abnormal activities such as pretending to be someone I am not? Next you're going to say I'm not even a notail. OwO"
O-6
"Where the FUCK is your stutter? >:3"
O-11
"................................"
O-11
"I got therapy. OwO"
Horseface-12
2024-12-24 13:03:54
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Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:28:53
"That doesn't help."
O-6
"Alright, who the FUCK are you? You would never get therapy. >:3"
O-11
"I have decided I am tired of lying and will end this discussion promptly. Circe. Please annouce me to the crowd. OwO"
2024-12-24 13:07:09
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Posted by ID #118
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Universe Name: U-52 (Codename: Never Ending Cold War)

In-Universe Name: O-4
Contestant Name: O-Hare
Contestant Diversion Percentage: 20%

Contestant Bio: O-Hare is not only one of many contestants from U-52, but the worst one of them all! A being of great power who can't control it, O-Hare is never going to escape this gameshow at this rate!

Unlike his O-11 counterpart in U-1, O-Hare is stable, friendly, and in a loveless marriage. He's the religious and therapeutic leader of the Notail Union and he's going to need to use his talents to keep his head straight in this game!

What Do You Have To Say To The People Watching?: Ignore the gameshow host and run. Also, my marriage is none of your concern - it's only for political motives. OwO

O-Hare
2024-12-24 13:09:59
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Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:31:13
"I do want you to know that while I have told many lies, I was not lying about going to therapy." O-Hare points to the middle of the room.
CHAOS ROLL ACTIVATED
O-Hare
"I didn't quite finish it, though! OwO"
O-Hare rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.

Is that......
The sound of a train....

O-Hare
2024-12-24 13:13:00
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:31:28
"Toodles! OwO"
Boulevard
"Wh..."
Horseface-12
Horseface dives for cover!
Charlie
("Lying under oath! Swindling the Judge! A falsified witness! This is a good start.)"

Charlie stops for a second, and ceases her whispering, looking to the direction of the noise, deadpan.
Charlie
AND DUCKS FOR IT, HIDING WITH HER ARISE!
Scab
Scab quickly moves away from Horseface.
Boulevard
Seeing everyone else move for safety, Boulevard follows suit.
Ambrosia
Ambrosia is also going for cover alongside her pet!
2024-12-24 13:19:10
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Everyone ducks for cover...but there's an issue.

Everyone lands on a track, tied up.

Oh no..... Oh god no..

Everyone is now apart of a trolley problem.

CHOO CHOOOOOOO!!!
Horseface-12
"Well, it was nice knowing you folks."
Charlie
2024-12-24 13:21:58
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Posted by ID #64
Last edit: 2024-12-24 13:22:07
"THIS SHOULD GET YOUR CASE THROWN OUT, FALSIFYING A WITNESS AND HAVING THEM TIE THE PROSECUTION TO THE TRACKS!!!" Charlie yells, fighting her restraints, albeit uselessly.
Boulevard
Boulevard panics. "THE FUCK IS GOING ON??????" Tied to the tracks...
Ambrosia
THIS WAS NOT WHAT SHE SIGNED UP FOR. Ambrosia struggles to find where her dog ended up as she fights off impending panic.
"What are we gonna- what, I-"
2024-12-24 13:23:03
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Posted by ID #118
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You are the only person not tied to the tracks. At your feet is a lever to change the tracks.

On one track is your entire team.

On the other track is the defense team and O-6.

If you don't pull the lever, your entire team will be hit and injured by a trolley, making them not as good at supporting you.

If you do the pull the lever, Pluto will be knocked out, leaving Azathoth defenseless... but this will also hurt O-6, who will become extremely pissed off.

Do you pull the lever or not?
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Fold your arms and look away. You refuse to engage with trolley problems on moral grounds.
Horseface-12
"Is this a good time to mention that I have extra lives?"



Boulevard
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT CHANGES FOR US??"
2024-12-24 13:28:17
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Posted by ID #118
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You refuse to engage with the trolley problem on ethical and moral grounds. The trolley seems to shake.

THE TROLLEY HAS SPLIT INTO TWO TROLLEYS AND BARRELS TOWARDS BOTH TEAMS.
O-6
"YOU'RE A FUCKING COWARD FOR NOT PICKING A CHOICE MOTHER FUCKER!!!! >:3"
Pluto
2024-12-24 13:29:05
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:34:13
"Before a damn trolley runs me over I want everyone to know I did not fake a witness. How in tarnation was I supposed to done know he was a fake O-11?"
Boulevard
"THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT???"
Pluto
2024-12-24 13:29:56
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:34:08
"Client always comes first."
Ambrosia
Ambrosia is trying to saw at the ropes with her beak in vain.
Charlie
"THIS IS THE WORST OUTCOME."
Boulevard
"C-COWARD O-11 DOES THIS TO US AND FUCKING DIPS!!!"
O-Hare
"Oh, I didn't dip!"
O-Hare
"I'm in the trolley!"
Boulevard
"Oh, nice. Glad you're--"
Charlie
"WHY are you LIKE THIS!!"
Boulevard
"NO IM NOT!!!"
Horseface-12
"Which one? Are there two of you now?"
O-Hare
2024-12-24 13:34:38
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:35:10
"Oh....uh...hmmm....because it split, I'm in two trolleys. OwO"
Horseface-12
"Oh nevermind. Rip."
Ambrosia
"C-could you. Brake, maybe?"
Charlie
"YOU LIED IN COURT AND NOW YOURE GOING TO RUN OVER THE JUDGE. WE WILL REMEMBER YOU."
O-Hare
2024-12-24 13:50:20
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:35:35
"My therapy says I should brake. What do you say other me? OwO"
O-Hare
"Mental wellness is too hard. I want revenge! OwO"
Ambrosia
"PULL THE B-BRAKE LEVER- PLEASE- ooh no-"
O-Hare
2024-12-24 13:51:34
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Posted by ID #64
Last edit: 2024-12-24 13:51:43
"Well, you heard it here folks."
Horseface-12
2024-12-24 13:55:12
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:35:54
"Do what's funniest! Do it for the crowd online!"
THE TROLLEY HITS EVERYONE.
Boulevard
Well. Guess the vacation's getting cut short.
2024-12-24 13:55:42
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:36:18

When you look back you find your team damaged. Pluto knocked out. And O-6 shakily trying to get up.....

Azathoth seems fine though.

Oh right, he's only hurt if his crown is damaged.

O-6
"Hhhh m-mother...fuckers I'll.....I'llk fucking....." O-6 can barely get up. He's extremely weak in this moment.
Circe
"Remember contestants!"
Circe
"If you see that cat down, you got approval to break it in two!"
Horseface-12
Horseface shakily gets up, and looks around for a weapon.

"Dibs. ;P"
Charlie
2024-12-24 13:57:06
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:37:11
Charlie pulls herself up, skin frayed and blood(?) splattered on her coat. She mostly seems upset with the infraction.
Boulevard
Boulevard is dazed by the incident. Probably a little worse. They struggle to gather their bearings for a moment.
Ambrosia
Ambrosia is still on the floor! In fetal position!
2024-12-24 13:59:27
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Posted by ID #64
Last edit: 2024-12-24 13:59:37

Due to all the rubble Horseface doesn't need to look hard. There's planks of wood all over the place.

Horseface-12
Horseface picks up a plank of wood, and steps over to O-6.

"Nothing personal. Okay, maybe a little personal."

Horseface swings the plank at O-6!
[Keep Pressing On]

Horseface races towards O-6 and swings downwards on him!

Horseface-12 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. A 10 is rolled.
O-6 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -6. A 14 is rolled.
2024-12-24 14:02:36
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O-6 GRABS THE WOOD OUT OF HORSEFACE'S HAND AND STUMBLES UP.

2024-12-24 14:03:36
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EXCEPT..... THE MALLON, JAMIE FROM HR, CONTESTS O-6'S PHYSICAL STATE WITH [ANTI-EXTREMIST].

O-6
"I'm....fucking.....fine-fine....watch..."
O-6 rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.
O-6
O-6 MANAGES TO KEEP ON HIS FEET.
"HRK!......You...YOU AND ME BITCH!!! >:3" With a weapon in hand, O-6's attacks are more powerful! He swings at Horseface!
O-6 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -3. A 7 is rolled.

But.....

Horseface has a special item. Horseface pulls out a gun that was used for a MURDER. Horseface always had this piece of evidence by the way. No one noticed.


Horseface shoots!

Horseface-12 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +20. A 34 is rolled.
2024-12-24 14:08:44
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Posted by ID #64
Last edit: 2024-12-24 14:08:56

O-6 is thrown back by the blast of the gun. He had no chance of beating the attack.

O-6 has 8 out of 9 lives left.

Horseface-12
Horseface watches O-6 get thrown back, out of the courtroom. He strikes a pose.

"Look like this case...Got thrown out."
Azathoth
Azathoth floats over to Horseface and O-6. "uh...."
Azathoth
"AHAHAHA!!! THIS MEANS I WIN!"
Boulevard
" "
Azathoth
"Without a judge, the case is over!"
Horseface-12
"Ah."
Boulevard
"THE CASE IS UNRESOLVED!"
Boulevard
"WE'LL JUST... NEED TO PICK THIS UP! AT A LATER DATE!"
Horseface-12
Horseface is just kind of...standing around, vaguely looking upwards, like he's waiting for something.
Boulevard
A man just died and you're arguing to postpone the trial.
Azathoth
2024-12-24 14:12:43
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:39:05
"No. I'm positive I have won. No judge. No trial. I'll likely be gone by the time we get another trial set up."
Circe
2024-12-24 14:12:58
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:39:21
There is a long pause... before there is a successful -DING- noise.
"Wowza Clownface, you did it!"
Circe
"I can't believe you managed to trick everyone into thinking you were on their side!"
Horseface-12
2024-12-24 14:13:26
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:39:40
Horseface throws his hands in the air in victory.

"LET'S GO! I was worried there for a minute, phew."
Circe
2024-12-24 14:13:39
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:39:57
"You even got to kill O-6 without anyone expecting that you were doing it to stop the trial."
Circe
"Killing O-6 is like extra points! Emotionally! You still just won one point."
Horseface-12
"It felt really good and I got to win and that's the important part. ;P"
Circe
"Looks like the show is over here folks. Hope you had an amazing trial! See you next time on the greatest show!!!!!!"
Horseface-12
2024-12-24 14:15:22
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:40:28
Horseface pulls his paper from his pocket, and flicks it in his team's direction.

"Good show, guys. See you later~"

Goal: Make sure Azathoth wins the case WITHOUT letting everyone know you're secretly on his side.
Powers: You can summon a piece of evidence that, when shown to the judge, will be confirmed as valid.
Boulevard
Boulevard looks between Horseface, Circe, Azathoth, and their client.

"S-So... You confess there was a conspiracy to rig the case against our client?"
Boulevard
"We're pressing fucking charges."
Azathoth
"Hey...aftik. Come here for a moment....." Azathoth floats over and holds out something in his hand.
2024-12-24 14:21:43
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-06-26 15:07:32
Boulevard
Holy shit pretty plants.
Azathoth
("I'll let you take one if you look the other way.")
Azathoth
("Come on...if they really want to sue me...they can hire someone else...")
Boulevard
"True. Deal. I'll take that one."
Azathoth
"Uh, Prophet! Sorry, but your team is too injured. Look at them!" Azathoth points at the group.
Horseface-12
Horseface swipes O-6's face on the way out. As a souvenir.
Boulevard
"Yeah, sorry things didn't go too well, pal. Better luck next time?"
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Tell Azathoth that he better watch out, cause you WILL punch him when he least expects it.
2024-12-24 14:25:49
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 03:41:15

You curse Azathoth and tell him he better look out, cause you WILL punch him when he leasts expects it. With that, you leave the court with a failed lawsuit on your hands.

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