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OPENING CEREMONY
[Mail for the Mario Bros. - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door OST]
"I was told the opening ceremony is going to be pretty great!"
Guest
2024-12-22 14:29:49
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 07:49:57
"Why must I be here, speaking to these people who stand unable to understand the art that surrounds them? My work is nothing but a pretty image, devoid of meaning to them!"
"Dude, do you really have to be like that everywhere we go?"
Guest
2024-12-22 14:30:27
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 07:50:19
"While you keep wasting my time with these events of yours I will! Are the riches we gain from being here really worth your morals?"
"Yes they are, and considering that you're here, they're worth yours as well, you big ole hypocrite. Maybe in another universe you and me would think better, ha!"
"In another universe...."
2024-12-22 14:31:48
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-26 21:13:16

CL-7's attention is broken away from the conversation he was listening into when Ox calls out to him.

"Good evening, CL-7. Happy to see that you're looking better. c:<"
Classless-7
2024-12-22 14:32:47
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 07:50:47
Did he really look so awful all the time, that him dusting off his coat before an event was "better?"
Classless-7
2024-12-22 14:33:20
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Last edit: 2025-09-19 07:51:00
"Salutations, Ox. I had a bit of a rough start to this morning, but I made sure to get here at all costs! I'm happy that I'm not too worse for wear. :U"
" :V, actually. c:<"
":V"
"Happy to see you got here on time. If you didn't, O-6 would have complained to no end about it. The party would have been ruined. I mean, you almost ruined it... but hey, glad you got here. c:<"
Classless-7
2024-12-22 14:45:16
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 07:51:30
"Right, I'm sure he who brings peace through the flames of war would have rather I were here hours earlier. :U. I mean. :V"
"Ah, CL-7, wonderful to see you in the land of the living. Is that a new outfit? ;)"
"This is the one I always wear. :V"
"Oh, ho ho. Excuse me, my eyes must be mistaken. ;)"
"Why are you talking to us anyway-"
CL-7 tries really hard to not mention that Ox started talking to him.
"You should go back to O-6. He seemed pretty worried about you. c:<"
"..............................................."
"Is this a joke? :V"
"This is no joke. He seemed quite worried about your state today. ;)"
O-10
2024-12-22 14:48:52
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"If you want to hear a joke, I've got a really good one. c:<"
"Let's not. Please. ;)"
"Ox, I wanted to give an update on the situation......"
2024-12-22 14:49:57
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O-5 locks eyes with CL-7.

".............................................................."
"The situation has just gotten dramatically worse. B"
"What? Everything seems fine to me. c:<"
"You three better follow me. I believe explaining this in words would not suffice. B"
"What in the blue hell were you possibly doing to fall from the mother fucking ceiling, bitch? Do you know how long you were knocked out for? >:3"
"O-6.......my stars and my moons..........You......It's really you......"

This.....CL-7 hugs O-6.

Classless-7
2024-12-22 14:53:04
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 14:54:46
"Sir, oh sir you couldn't believe the horrors I've been through! It's really you! :V"
Ox looks between the two CL-7s.
"Oh, dear. You spoke true, O-5. This truly is an issue! ;)"

There's a flustered moment of pure confusion from O-6 as CL-7 hugs him.

"Uh....."
"Don't touch me, hound! Explain yourself. >:3"
"My deepest apologizes, sir! I have been in this awful sadistic game show for ages..."
Classless-7
2024-12-22 14:56:46
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 07:53:09
"There were many of us in it. From different universes. B-But I'm finally back. I have never been more happy to see you, sir! :V"
"Ahem. B"
2024-12-22 14:57:30
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Last edit: 2024-12-22 18:14:44

O-5 pushes the real CL-7 forward from the gathering crowd.

"Oh...."
Classless-7
2024-12-22 14:57:59
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 07:53:28
"You've already made a clone of me.....That's understandable, considering how long I must have been gone. :V"
O-6 looks between the two CL-7s. "Bitch, you haven't died in over 60 years. >:3"
[X-Nauts Attack - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door OST Extended]
"Hhhhh......."

The new CL-7's hands shoot into his pocket. He pulls out a piece of paper and quickly glances at it.

Classless-7
2024-12-22 15:02:40
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 07:54:14
"Everyone in this building is in danger. Run.......

Also, please point me to the nearest couch immediately. :V"

Someone points CL-7 to the couch. He rushes for it and starts pushing it towards the entrance of the building.

"Excuse me, what are you doing? c:<"
He snaps. "Why have you not run away yet! Do you think I am joking you sweet innocent fool!?"
"Sorry for yelling but, you need to leave. NOW. :V"
"You're telling us to leave when you're about to barricade the fucking door! >:3"
"I'm not barricading the door. I am...." CL-7 sighs. "Stealing your couch. :V"
".............Why? ;)"
"Because if he doesn't, he'll lose the BEST GAME SHOW IN THE MULTIVERSEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
"I told you all to run. Now it's too late."

CL-7 flips over his paper containing the sentence "Goal: Steal O-6's couch" on it.

2024-12-22 15:07:59
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Last edit: 2024-12-23 19:50:33

Humanity has arrived.

"GOOD MORNING UNIVERSE-1!!!!!! I INVITE YOU ALL TO THE GAMESHOW THAT ONLY HAPPENS ONCE IN A 100 LIFETIMES. It seems we already have a delightful audience lined up today!"
"Please give it up to my co-host, CIRCE THE AMAZING WIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!"
[Julius Fucik - Entry of the Gladiators]
Circe
2024-12-22 15:13:09
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:25:15
"Tally hoooo!!!! Thanks for having me here today, Todd!"
"MY NAME IS NOT TODD."
Circe
2024-12-22 15:13:51
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:25:41
"Welcome to the most AAAAAAAMAZING SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE AND BEYOND!~"
Circe
2024-12-22 15:14:01
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:25:56
"I'm Circe, and here is my assistant, Kratos!"
Kratos
2024-12-22 15:14:13
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:26:16
"........................................................"
Circe
2024-12-22 15:14:23
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:26:38
"Don't worry folks, the muzzle is for your protection!"
Circe
2024-12-22 15:15:04
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:26:57
"Kratos here attacked someone while in prison, so I tossed him in solitary confinement!"
Circe
2024-12-22 15:15:11
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:27:14
"I don't know how...but sooooooooomehow this just made him more aggressive!"
Kratos
2024-12-22 15:15:25
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:27:34
"................................................................."
Circe
2024-12-22 15:15:47
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:27:48
"Oh well! That just means I have an assistant to help me with all my tricks. Whose a good big bird with a lifetime sentence? You are! You are!"
Sheila
2024-12-22 15:16:11
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 07:55:16
"A robot with a lifetime sentence? That seems illogical. ;)"
Circe
2024-12-22 15:16:28
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:28:04
"It super duper is!~"
Circe
2024-12-22 15:16:35
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 07:55:27
"Who's my good bird who abolished the death sentence? You are, Kratos!"
Circe
2024-12-22 15:16:43
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:28:41
"Kratos was soooooooooo right!!! The death sentence is inhumane!"
Circe
2024-12-22 15:16:52
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:28:58
"So he just gets to stay in jail! Forever, and ever, and ever!!!!!"
Circe
2024-12-22 15:16:59
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:29:13
"It's great having a best friend who can never leave you!"
Kratos
2024-12-22 15:17:26
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:29:25
"............................................................."
Circe
2024-12-22 15:17:39
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:29:40
"And for the next few weeks, you'll all be my prisoners!!!!!!"
"Uh oh. c:<"
Circe
2024-12-22 15:18:16
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:29:59
"If you join our game!!!!"
"Oh, it's with consent. That's fine then. c:<"
Circe
2024-12-22 15:18:45
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:30:20
"Except for O-6."
"Why the fuck am I forced to join, bitch? >:3"
Circe
2024-12-22 15:19:14
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:30:46
"Cause you're super duper funny to kill!"
Circe
2024-12-22 15:19:24
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-09-19 07:55:51
"We just sort of kidnap every O-6 we meet from just about any universe. Let's be honest, no one is going to miss you anyway!"

There's mumbling from the crowd. While orginally they were terrified, not only is this game optional to join, but the prospect of O-6 dying seems not that bad.

"Motherfuckers! If I catch any of you assholes approving of this shit I'm going to gut you in front of your shitty family, and kill them before you have a chance to bleed out! >:3"
Circe
2024-12-22 15:20:28
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:31:28
"You might be wondering, Circe! Why would I ever join this game?"
Circe
2024-12-22 15:20:51
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:31:42
"It's quite simple actually. If you join this wild and wacky adventure with me and you win, you'll get an amazing prize that'll fix any issue in your life. I have the magic to provide it."
Circe
2024-12-22 15:20:59
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:31:58
"But if you lose, it's no problem! You'll join the circus, and we'll travel across the many universes until you win!"
Kratos
2024-12-22 15:21:10
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Posted by ID #8
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"......................."
Circe
2024-12-22 15:21:38
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:32:24
"That sure is right, Kratos, my little jailbird! We're not coming back so uh.....if you win in a later game...weeeeeell....."
Circe
2024-12-22 15:21:51
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:32:41
"We're just gonna.....drop you off at whatever universe we end up in unless you use your wish to send yourself back....."
Circe
2024-12-22 15:22:00
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:32:58
"Anyway, lets introduce some of our lucky contestants!!!!!! You know him! You love him! It's CL-7!!!!!!"

CL-7 huffs as he drags himself back into the building.

Classless-7
2024-12-22 15:22:27
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:48:28
"P....Please...do not introduce me. I have...hhhhuff...a migraine."
Circe
2024-12-22 15:22:36
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:33:12
"Fiiiiiiine!"
"Where the fuck did you take my couch? >:3"
"It....hhh....wouldn't be....stealing....If I told you...sir....."
Circe
2024-12-22 15:23:43
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:33:25
"Our next contestant is an O-6 we picked up seven universes ago. It's Cat-6!!!!!"
2024-12-22 15:24:06
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-22 15:24:29

Cat-6 puffs up in fear as the lights shine on him. He's in the middle of placing his paws in a fish tank to catch a meal.

"Mrrow?"
"THAT'S MY FISH, BITCH! >:3"
"Hissssss!!!"

The Cat-6 dunks its head into the tank and grabs a fish before stuffing it in its mouth.

"Fuck you! >:3"

Cat-6 reaches into his fur and pulls out a piece of paper that says "Goal: Eat a fish out of the tank without being hit." There's a positive dinging sound to signify he completed his goal.

"Merrrrow!"
2024-12-22 15:40:50
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-12-23 19:50:50
Universe Name: U-437 (Codename: Nature's Society)

In-Universe Name: [Purrs into the mic]
Contestant Name: O-Cat
Contestant Diversion Percent: 30%

Contestant Bio: [The contestant bio is just a video of him playing with a piece of yarn. At one point he rolls over a button that says "nukes." He seems to not care about this event.]

What Do You Have To Say To The People Watching?: [O-Cat gets close to the camera and sniffs the mic before trying to eat it.]
"We hope to introduce you all to more of our contestants after this commerical break!"
"See you all soon!~"
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