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LOCUST
[Will Wood - When Somebody Needs You]
2024-12-18 19:38:25
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Dawn arrived. The fires that left scars across the earth and tore up stone had been extinguished, and what evidence was left was only spoken of by solemn whispers and gossip. The site where the laboratory had once stood was now underwater, left to be a memory to those who had once visited the holy machine.

Pidge flicks at a lighter, lighting up his last bummed cig while he and Seven stare into the water. They had been there for some time now, silent alongside one another, the silence broken by Pidge's newborn addiction. He draws in a breath and blows out wisps of smoke..

"...Mmh.." Pidge doesn't look up from the water as he speaks. "..I-I don't know what I.. mmh, ee-eexpected.. really.."
Seven studied his reflection in the water, hands jammed into his pockets. "I wasn't expecting the aquarium. Y'think he can, uh... Breathe down there?"
"Ppp-probably doesn't need.. to breathe. Don't know how.. s-sssuch anomalies ff. Function." Pidge takes another drag. "..P-probably for.. the best, yes?"
".....Yeesh, haha. You're cooold, man, where'd this all even come from?"
"Seemed pretty broken up about it at the time. Y'finally over it?"
"D-ddo not call me cold, th-the rabbit was.. Overbearing! You saw it yy-yourself. ..Also fairly. Certain it would of k-killed you. And me, eventually."
"....There's a h-history I'd like to.. forget."
"Yeah, bet you would..." Seven kicks a pebble into the lake.
"...So, what? You done now? Packing up and leaving? Don't have to worry about me or that fuckin' rabbit choking you down anymore."
"..Ah.. I was.. Now I'm not certain.."
"Mmhh. W-was promised a ride. But.. had, Rabbit as means of pp-protection. ..Gone now, obviously."
Another drag. Pidge swallows some more of his pride, perhaps all that there was of it.

"...I was perhaps... thinking iifff.. I could get one fff-final favor of you. B-be a burden once more."
Seven
2024-12-18 19:44:12
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"...You're asking me for a favor."
Seven pauses.
"Mhm." Pidge nods.
"..........."
"Haha, shit. Aren't you bold? Yeah, go ahead, burden me."
"You d-don't have to. Do anything f-ffor me, clearly." Pidge crosses his arms. "I am ask-asking much. Need pl-place to stay."
"Th-the roost is.. No more. I've run out of funds... Mmhh. I'd th-think you'd g-gget a kick out of mmh. Seeing me so humble."
"...Look.." Pidge clears his throat.. "..Mmhh.. I-I'm.. ss-sssorryyy.. ..I doubt.. It means m-much now, aff-fter.. everything.. but.."
Seven crosses his arms.
"...You know, I thought you-"
"Kree kree."
"-What!? Eww, fuck. Why is it so big?"
"I d-ddon't aim for.. ffff-fforgiveness, simply just---"
"N-not paying attention."
A bright blue and red locust is eating a patch of grass nearby.
"No, I am paying attention, it's just- like!!" Seven gestures aggressively, waiting for no response in particular.
Pidge
2024-12-18 19:55:29
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"I a-am hh-hhumbling myself to you and you are distracted by iin-insect."
His arms fall to his sides. "....."
"...I feel like you were supposed to have a hat or something."
It's huge and distracting, and it's looking right at the two while eating.
"D-did have hat. O-one more m-miserable, wrr-retched thing t-to of abandoned me." Pidge grumbles.
"Does it-" He lowers his voice "...Does it grow back? Like. That's. That's not normal for drattles, right?"
"NO! D-does not grow b-bbback! Nn-nothing about that thing is n-normal!" He growls, taking out the cig and stomping it out into the dirt.
"I-if not fffor that, I-I'd be having a much m-more normal, successful life."
"S-surprised. Th-this was not obvious."
"You know, uh... way long ago when I found you, and you were just a little-" He gestures "...harpy? When you were a clockwork. I thought you were asking for somebody named 'Buck' or something. So I ignored it, gave you a name you didn't struggle to actually... say."
"I really don't know who 'Buckingham' is-"
The large insect takes a few steps closer as its antennas twitch in interest. It pulls grass out of the ground but its obvious it's truly not wanting for a meal.
"MMhh.. B-bbuckingham.. is little more than.. mmh, a c-clone, and a v-vverminous dragon. D-disgusting. ...Although I m-miss the. Luxuries, admittedly.."
"...A-all things con-considered. More content. T-to be Pidge."
"Dragon clone, huh..."
He's super distracted by the bug. It's awfully distracting.
And it's really big, too.
"...S-staring at us." Pidge finally acknowledges the bug.
It's a fucking bug, no one seriously thinks it's up to anything.
... ".....Wait. Wait, are you a dragon?-"
"NO."
"Hat! Hat!"
"Hat?"
Seven
2024-12-18 19:59:49
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"Also, don't fucking yell at me."
Pidge pinches the bridge of his nose and shakes his head. "Supp-ppose it doesn't matter now. A-although I've.. mmrgh, seen its children running about, n-no surprises there as it had ff-found. A lovely d-dragon husband, t-to be assumed.."
"Dude, chill out. It's really fucking evident I don't really know who you are. And, like, yeah, that's my fault! Fuck me for that one!"
"But just- run it by me again, why aren't you a dragon? Was it the- uh, the tailed? The clockwork?"
"I'm not letting your bald ass into my fucking house if you're going to do freaky dragon things."
"I'm n-not! A dragon! Th-thhhe hat.. mmh.. Is the dragon. It is the pilot. It is Buckingham. ..A-abandoned this-this body as.. I succumbed to clockwork.. ff-figures, it didn't want a Ruined b-bbody."
Pidge rubs his temples. "...W-without it. I am someone new.. I suppose.."
"...Drattles are fucking weird, man. I hope this isn't a normal thing for you, that sounds... gross."
"M-my life has been a-anything but normal."
"W-will you l-let me stay with you or. Nn. Not."
Seven pauses puts a hand to his forehead, groaning. "...I fucking hate this. Like, is that just me? You hate this too, right?"
"I just... can we leave now? I'm 'over' arguing. Feel like a fuckin' cartoon character."
"T-thoroughly." Pidge sighs.. "Y-yes. ..I'll t-try not to be long, mmh. Need.. new job.."
The bug has disappeared.
"...Cool."
Seven, hands in the pockets of his hoodie, turns tail and begins to walk away.
Pidge takes one last look towards the pond before following suit..
Pidge feels a creeping on his back as the 2 foot tall bug climbs on him. "Kekekree."
"...Hey, you coming or what? Look, you can have the spare air mattress, the couch is better for my back anyway."
"GHK-"
The locust bites into Pidge, drawing his blood out and scooping what little drops it can get into its mouth.
"F-FUCK!" Pidge twISTS AROUND TO TRY TO REACH IT AND PULL THE GIANT BUG OFF OF HIM.
"Dude- eww! I fucking told you!!" Seven approaches pidge, BUT STILL... AT A DISTANCE.
HE DOESN'T WANT TO TOUCH IT.
"H-HELP ME GET IT OFF, GG-GODS BLESS."
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2024-12-18 20:04:47
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The locust leaps from Pidge onto Seven's face. Seven sees its hands. Far more articulated than it should be, 5 fingers, thumbs and all. It digs those hands into Seven's shoulder, scooping out white !?!?!?!? blood and drinking it, as the locust was dying of thirst.
Seven
2024-12-18 20:05:00
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"Gyuh- UOAGH! FUCK?"
IT'S ON HIS FACE.
Seven
2024-12-18 20:05:13
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IT'S ON HIM.
"PIDGE, HELP."
"HOLD. HOLD STILL HOLD- HOLD STILL." PIDGE TRIES TO BAT IT OFF.
The locust is slapped off of Seven. Its joints squelch as it darts a few feet, pulls apart the air itself and squeezes itself in-between the folds like a roach under a blanket.
"........................."
".........."
"...Wh-where ever. You're going. We go now, yes? W-wish to leave as- as soon as possible, now."

The air seems to ripple as something crawls under it.

Pidge
2024-12-18 20:06:59
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PIDGE IS PUSHING SEVEN ALONG, NOT TOO ROUGHLY, BUT WITH URGENCY. WANT TO GO NOW.
"...Sure. OK. YEAH. Yeah."
"Hey. Don't push me! You fucking stink, you know that?"
"C-could say same t-tto you."
Pidge
2024-12-18 20:07:30
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"I-I'm the one w-with the actual nose."
"Y'know, smoking's gonna kill you, grandpa. Don't think you're gonna be able to afford a ventilator pickin' mushrooms."
"I-I am a-aallowed a vice f-ffor my efforts. Nothing to lose any-anyways."
"Yeah, yeah, keep tellin' that to yourself." Seven picks at the shoulders of his shirt, blood evaporating, wincing. "Shit, this was my good arm, too."
The two quickly leave the scene, bickering into the night. All as it should be.
"Kree kree! =P" The locust approaches the Blue Devil. A small swarm of the insects have gathered. With a portal out and into BLUE HELL formed due to Sinister's generous donation of a bucket, the creatures were able to return to their master.
"You're too cute, child! Did you get me what I needed? =P"
The insect pukes out red and white blood, the two blending together in the puddle. The locust puts its two main hands on the floor and "bows" as best as it can in front of its disgusting offering. "Kreeeee kree! =P"
BLUE DEVIL
2024-12-18 20:09:15
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"You couldn't get dear O-11's blood..... but a replacement using those monsters will do."
"The creatures I will spawn from this blood will get me in contact with the one thing I need the most."
"Longfur has done her job well. Such a shame she paid the price for her assistance. =P"
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