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A CASUAL BATTLE▼
A CASUAL BATTLE
2024-12-16 18:08:45
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Lobby Extended (1 hour version) - Library of Ruina Ost
Z-19939
"Ah...Welcome back! ;D"
Mutt
"Hhhh..."
Z-19939
"What will you have today?"
Grams
"A match, dear."
Grams
"Hopefully a good one."
Grams
"I never quite got over what happened last time you see."
Grams
"Dear Cashew really didn't deserve what happened."
Z-19939
"So soon? ;D"
Z-19939
"Do you have enough pets to try this out? ;D"
Grams
"Felt a bit longer than that, but yes, I suppose so."
Grams
"As for the pets..."
Grams
"You'll find that most of them are quite something."
Grams
"Although of course I'm planning to beat you through skill, since yours are higher quality. Don't worry dear."
Grams
"Blorts really are something, huh?"
Z-19939
"Ah.....A praise weapon team?....."
Grams
"Something like that, yes."
Z-19939
"I might not have a weapon counter on my team but this shouldn't be too hard! ;D"
Z-19939
"I guess I'll show you my full team. ;D"
Z-19939
"Thoughts? ;D"
Grams
"..."
Grams
"Blorts really are something, huh."
Grams
"Oh... but well, shouldn't be too hard."
Grams
"No hard feelings if I wipe the floor with you, dear? It's looking quite dusty, really. When was the last time anyone cleaned around here?"
Z-19939
"I thought we could have a nice fight........."
Z-19939
"But I see you want to go hard, huh Granny? ;D"
Z-19939
"Are we making bets? ;D"
Grams
"You know I like to go hard, dear."
Grams
"Bets though. Isn't that an idea? What do you have on mind?"
Z-19939
"Hmmmm do you have a pet you want to put on the line? I'll let you pick. ;D"
Z-19939
"Meanwhile, I put my glunk on the table! ;D"
Z-19939
"Oh oh....Can I have that senator you have if I win. That ugly one without the fur. ;D"

"Well, I can't say no to that, I believe he and notails go right along, dear."


Z-19939
2024-12-16 18:30:07
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"Sounds like a bet to me! It'll be great for my collection of weird genes! ;D"
Z-19939
"Ok, play fair!"
Z-19939
"And rip and tear! ;D"
Pokémon Black & White - Elite Four Battle Music (HQ)
Grams
"Oh thinking about it, aren't coatless senators rare? Explains why you'd want it."
2024-12-16 18:33:06
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Zipper sends out PROJECT-590!

Zipper sounds out Taxation!

2024-12-16 18:35:14
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Granny sends out BOZO!

2024-12-16 18:36:06
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Granny sends out Cashew!

Grams
"Rip and tear, huh? Don't mind if I do. You're just gonna have to give me a minute to get setup here, dear. That statue looks quite sturdy to me."
Z-19939
"Take all the time you need! ;D"
Z-19939
Zipper checks his pockets.
Z-19939 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 22 is rolled.

Zipper has 22 rounds of food, he's well stocked today!


"I got all the time in the world. ;D"
Grams
"Feed, huh."
Grams
"To reward that insane blort of yours or to get it to work?"

Rolling for speed. PROJECT-590, TAXATION, BOZO and CASHEW


Fortuna rolls four 20 sided dice. A 16, 16, 5, 10 is rolled.
2024-12-16 18:41:19
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Project-590 has [Swift] and thus goes first! Then it's Taxation, Cashew, and Bozo!

====ROUND 1 START====
2024-12-16 18:42:04
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--Grams Team--
[Active] Cashew: 3/3
Active] Bozo: 3/3
Fish Can Roll: 3/3
Prince: 3/3
Bandersnatch: 3/3
Jabberwock: 3/3


2024-12-16 18:42:43
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Posted by ID #24
Last edit: 2024-12-16 19:06:43

--Zipper Team--
Active] Taxation: 3/3
[Active] Project-590: 3/3
Enforcer: 3/3
Dango: 3/3
Long Fur: 3/3
Roximur: 3/3

2024-12-16 18:43:31
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Battle Order: Project-590 (16 [Swift]) > Taxation (16 [Swift]) > Cashew (10) > Bozo (5)
Make your Move!

Grams
Grandma whistles!
2024-12-16 18:44:52
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Bozo is swapped out for Fish Can Roll (793)!

PROJECT-590 attacks Cashew!

2024-12-16 18:46:23
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Project-590 rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.
Roximer
2024-12-16 18:47:13
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Cashew is hurt! PROJECT-590 flies away......

Roximur (2004) is sent out!


Taxation is asleep.........

Cashew looks for an item.......

Cashew rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.

Cashew finds a broken stick! This isn't very useful......

Speed roll for Fish and Roximur!

Fortuna rolls two 20 sided dice. A 9 and 9 is rolled.
2024-12-16 18:58:17
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Tie breaker!

Fortuna rolls two 20 sided dice. A 14 and 13 is rolled.
====ROUND 2 START====
2024-12-16 18:59:22
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--Grams Team--
[Active] Cashew: 2/3
Bozo: 3/3
[Active] Fish Can Roll: 3/3
Prince: 3/3
Bandersnatch: 3/3
Jabberwock: 3/3

2024-12-16 18:59:35
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--Zipper Team--
[Active] Taxation: 3/3
Project-590: 3/3
Enforcer: 3/3
Dango: 3/3
Long Fur: 3/3
[Active] Roximur: 3/3

2024-12-16 19:02:27
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Battle Order: Taxation (16 [Swift]) > Fish Can Roll (14) > Roximur (13) > Cashew (10)

Grams
2024-12-16 19:05:42
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Last edit: 2024-12-16 19:08:17
"Well that's a start."

Grams
"Atleast you didn't switch in your blort, huh? Wouldn't want my setup to get cut off by a massive force in the shape of a dog before we got to play, now would we?"
Z-19939
"Uuuh sure........;D"
Z-19939
"If your mallon steps up its game, maybe you can win this! ;D"
Grams
"That'd be great, yeah."
Grams
Whistle part two. Now it's personal.

Taxation is still asleep.........


Fish Can Roll Uses hammerspace!

Fish rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.

A small knife is summoned! On the handle is a picture of O-6. How tacky!

Roximur attacks Cashew!

Roximur rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.

But the attack fails.....

====ROUND 3 START====
2024-12-16 19:21:45
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--Grams Team--
[Active] Cashew: 2/3
Bozo: 3/3
[Active] Fish Can Roll: 3/3
Prince: 3/3
Bandersnatch: 3/3
Jabberwock: 3/3
Items: Knife, 2 sticks



--Zipper Team--
[Active] Taxation: 3/3
Project-590: 3/3
Enforcer: 3/3
Dango: 3/3
Long Fur: 3/3
[Active] Roximur: 3/3

Battle Order: Taxation (16 [Swift]) > Fish Can Roll (14) > Roximur (13) > Cashew (10)

Z-19939
"Hmmmm I made the wrong move.... ;D"
Z-19939
"Oh well! ;D"
Cashew rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. An 8 is rolled.

CASHEW GETS MORE STICKS. She's trying to make a nest. :)


Grams
"It happens dear."
Grams
"For example mine likes sticks a lot, it seems."
Z-19939
"Seems like a good time to send him out........ ;D"
Z-19939
"Enforcer!!! Get em!"
2024-12-16 19:26:00
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Taxation is replaced with Enforcer!

Grams
"You couldn't have thought of a better name?"
Grams
"I don't understand why this one irks me so much, dear, but, quite frankly it doesn't sound pleasant."
Z-19939
"I didn't name it. ;D"
Z-19939
"Princess...err...Craftsman......Princeman? Gave it to me like that. ;D"
Grams
"That explains it. Your superior(s) kind of suck, dear."

Fish looks for a lighter!

Fish rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.

Fish finds a lighter with a small amount of fuel in it!


2024-12-16 19:31:41
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Cashew looks for a weapon.


Cashew rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 13 is rolled.

Cashew finds a knife with a picture of O-6 on it!....Again!


Roximur attacks Cashew!

Roximer rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.
2024-12-16 19:33:35
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It's a hit!

2024-12-16 19:34:41
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Speed for Enforcer!

Enforcer rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.
====ROUND 4 START====
2024-12-16 19:36:00
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--Grams Team--
[Active] Cashew: 1/3
Bozo: 3/3
[Active] Fish Can Roll: 3/3
Prince: 3/3
Bandersnatch: 3/3
Jabberwock: 3/3
Items: 2 O-6 Knives, 2 sticks


2024-12-16 19:36:34
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--Zipper Team--
Taxation: 3/3
Project-590: 3/3
[Active] Enforcer: 3/3
Dango: 3/3
Long Fur: 3/3
[Active] Roximur: 3/3

2024-12-16 19:37:01
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Battle Order: Fish Can Roll (14) > Roximur (13) > Enforcer (12) > Cashew (10)

Grams
"Now that that glunk of yours is off the field, we can finally kick this into high gear."
Grams
"I'm done playing games, whistling hurts my throat dear."
Grams
"Tell you what."
Grams
"Cashew, Fish, double target dear Enforcer with your knives."
Grams
"Never quite got what the point of hiding my commands was, you see."

Fish attacks with a knife!


Fish rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 24 is rolled.
2024-12-16 19:41:07
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The Roximer is hit for 2 points! It changes!


When the monkey lead you into that trap and revealed its true colors you finally understood.
An animal is only as loyal as much as it is fed. They cannot be tamed. Only bribed.


The Roximur clashes with Cashew!


Roximur rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 16 is rolled.
Cashew rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 23 is rolled.
Grams
"...After all, you can always feed false info to your opponent."
Z-19939
"Welp. ;D"
2024-12-16 19:45:16
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The Roximer goes down!

Zipper replaces Enforcer with Taxation! Zipper sends out PROJECT-590!


The knives break!

====ROUND 5 START====

--Grams Team--
[Active] Cashew: 1/3
Bozo: 3/3
[Active] Fish Can Roll: 3/3
Prince: 3/3
Bandersnatch: 3/3
Jabberwock: 3/3
Items: 2 O-6 Knives, 2 sticks


--Zipper Team--
[Active] Taxation: 3/3
[Active] Project-590: 3/3
Enforcer: 3/3
Dango: 3/3
Long Fur: 3/3
Roximur: 0/3

Battle Order: Project-590 (Swift) > Taxation (Swift) > Fish Can Roll (14) > Cashew (10)
Grams
"Capture creature fights really were a game of social manipulation, huh."
Grams
"One last time for old time's sake. It isn't as fun when the glunk's on the field." Grandma whistles once more.

Project-590 Attacks Cashew! Cashew is attacking Project-590!

It's a Clash!


Fortuna rolls two 20 sided dice. A 13 and 15 is rolled.
2024-12-16 19:59:30
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Cashew hits Project-590! Project-590 swaps out with Dango!

Fish Can Roll attacks Dango!


Fish rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -3. A 16 is rolled.

It hits!

====ROUND 6 START====

--Grams Team--
[Active] Cashew: 1/3
Bozo: 3/3
[Active] Fish Can Roll: 3/3
Prince: 3/3
Bandersnatch: 3/3
Jabberwock: 3/3
Items: 2 sticks

--Zipper Team--
[Active] Taxation: 3/3
Project-590: 2/3
Enforcer: 3/3
[Active] Dango: 2/3
Long Fur: 3/3
Roximur: 0/3


Battle Order: Taxation (Swift) > Dango (18) > Fish Can Roll (14) > Cashew (10)

Speed rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.
Z-19939
"Not my lucky day..... ;D"
Z-19939
"Oh well! This is a fun match! ;D"
Z-19939
"Maybe I can turn this around.........;D"
Z-19939
"But if not, that's ok. Always good to learn a few tricks. ;D"
Grams
"Something about old dogs learning new tricks, dear. If I could learn capture creatures at my age, I don't see the reason why you couldn't improve far more."
Grams
"Anyways, shall we?" Grams whistles! Electric boogaloo!

Taxation is asleep....


Dango touches Taxation.

2024-12-16 20:10:45
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Taxation is awake!!

Fish attacks Dango!

Fish rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
2024-12-16 20:18:16
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Dango has [Toxic Negativity] that was a 1 hit.

Z-19939
"Your luck......... ;D"
Grams
"That glunk of yours can't target people, right? Just checking, dear."

Cashew attacks Dango!

Cashew rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.

Dango is down!

PROJECT-590 is swapped in!

Z-19939
"It targets enemies. ;D"
Grams
"That's not an answer, dear."
====ROUND 7 START====

--Grams Team--
[Active] Cashew: 1/3
Bozo: 3/3
[Active] Fish Can Roll: 3/3
Prince: 3/3
Bandersnatch: 3/3
Jabberwock: 3/3
Items: 2 sticks

2024-12-16 20:23:11
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--Zipper Team--
[Active] Taxation: 3/3
[Active] Project-590: 2/3
Enforcer: 3/3
Dango: 0/3
Long Fur: 3/3
Roximur: 0/3

Battle Order: Project-590 (Swift) > Taxation (Swift) > Fish Can Roll (14) > Cashew (10)

Grams
"Anyways, Cashew, Fish, double target the bird, shall we? We have time before the glunk becomes a problem."

Project-590 and Cashew aim at each other!

It's a clash!


Fortuna rolls two 20 sided dice. A 15 and 13 is rolled.
2024-12-17 15:53:41
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Project-590 knocks out Cashew!!!!

It swaps out for Long Fur!


Fish walks up to Taxaition to start a fire.....

2024-12-17 16:03:23
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But something is wrong.
Taxation moves to attack.

2024-12-17 16:03:40
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IT'S A CLASH.
TAXATION ISN'T [LAZY.]

Fortuna rolls two 20 sided dice. A 3 and 12 is rolled.

A fire is started! Taxation gets hurt!


Speed check for long fur and the next pet!

Fortuna rolls two 20 sided dice. A 16 and 8 is rolled.

Bozo is swapped in!


====ROUND 8 START====

--Grams Team--
Cashew: 0/3
[Active] Bozo: 3/3
[Active] Fish Can Roll: 3/3
Prince: 3/3
Bandersnatch: 3/3
Jabberwock: 3/3
Items: Empty Lighter


--Zipper Team--
[Active] Taxation: 2/3
Project-590: 2/3
Enforcer: 3/3
Dango: 0/3
[Active] Long Fur: 3/3
Roximur: 0/3

Battle Order: Taxation (Swift) > Long Fur (16) Fish Can Roll (14) > Bozo (8)

Z-19939
"I'm not sure why I didn't think my glunk could move..... ;D"
Z-19939
"Oh well! Live, Learn, Laugh! ;D"
Grams
"I assumed the same, dear. That scared the hell out of me."
Grams
"Anyways, this is about where things get hot and heavy, eh? Pulling out all the stops. Blorts really are fucked."
Grams
"Anyways, bozo, do your thing you annoying cow."
Grams
"Fish, be a dear and target the blort, will you?"

Taxation attacks Bozo!

Taxation rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.
2024-12-17 16:13:06
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Bozo is hit!


2024-12-17 16:13:25
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Fish goes into poison!........

2024-12-17 16:14:00
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Long Fur starts.......huh....

Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Luigi's Final Smash

Fish is distracted.....

Bozo counter attacks Taxation!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +1. An 18 is rolled.

Taxation is hit!

====ROUND 8 START====
2024-12-17 16:27:55
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--Grams Team--
Cashew: 0/3
[Active] Bozo: 2/3
[Active] Fish Can Roll: 3/3
Prince: 3/3
Bandersnatch: 3/3
Jabberwock: 3/3
Items: Empty Lighter



--Zipper Team--
[Active] Taxation: 1/3
Project-590: 2/3
Enforcer: 3/3
Dango: 0/3
[Active] Long Fur: 3/3
Roximur: 0/3

Battle Order: Taxation (Swift) > Long Fur (16) Fish Can Roll (14) > Bozo (8)

Grams
2024-12-17 16:28:48
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"I somehow didn't see your blort not attacking coming."
Z-19939
"No one ever does........ ;D"
Z-19939
"Aaaaah. Sadly I won't be attacking anytime soon~ ;D"
Grams
"Hard matchup. I can break through it, however, dear."
2024-12-17 16:31:16
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Bozo is swapped out for Jabberwocky!

Grams
Grams whistles! No movie sequel name trope this time!

Taxation uses [Homicide!]

Fish and Jabberwock roll!

Fortuna flips a 2 sided coin. A 1 is flipped.

Fish is killed!

Longfur
"Hhhha hhha!"
Longfur
2024-12-17 16:35:08
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The blort is just dancing...........


Grams
"Blorts... Blorts, eh? They really are something. Good thing I have my own."
2024-12-17 16:37:02
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Prince is swapped in! Grams has been peppering in little comments about how blorts are cool and shit during the entire fight! It's on!

====ROUND 9 START====
2024-12-17 16:38:45
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--Grams Team--
Cashew: 0/3
Bozo: 2/3
Fish Can Roll: 0/3
[Active] Prince: 3/3
Bandersnatch: 3/3
[Active] Jabberwock: 3/3
Items: Empty Lighter


--Zipper Team--
[Active] Taxation: 3/3
Project-590: 2/3
Enforcer: 3/3
Dango: 0/3
[Active] Long Fur: 3/3
Roximur: 0/3

Battle Order: Taxation (Swift) > Jabberwock (19) > Prince (17) > Long Fur (16)


Rolling for speed!

Prince rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.
Jabberwock rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.
Grams
2024-12-17 16:41:33
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"Up for a little race, dear?"
Grams
"We're double targetting the mythical glunk."

Taxation Clashes with Prince!

Taxation rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
Prince rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. A 24 is rolled.
2024-12-17 16:43:54
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Taxation is hit!

Jabberwocky attacks!

Jabberwocky rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.
2024-12-17 16:47:45
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Taxation is down!!!!!!

Z-19939
"Sir your luck.... ;D"
Grams
"Skill issue, dear."

The blort weasel dances Prince! Prince is distracted for the next turn!


====ROUND 10 START====
2024-12-17 16:51:00
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--Grams Team--
Cashew: 0/3
Bozo: 2/3
Fish Can Roll: 0/3
[Active] Prince: 3/3
Bandersnatch: 3/3
[Active] Jabberwock: 3/3
Items: Empty Lighter


--Zipper Team--
Taxation: 0/3
Project-590: 2/3
[Active] Enforcer: 3/3
Dango: 0/3
[Active] Long Fur: 3/3
Roximur: 0/3

2024-12-17 16:53:18
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Enforcer is sent out.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.

Battle Order: Jabberwock (19) > Prince (17) > Long Fur (16) > Enforcer (11)

Grams
Grams whistles. This one's gonna hurt.

LONG FUR is swapped out for PROJECT-590!



JABBERWOCK is swapped out for Bozo!

2024-12-17 17:01:28
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Prince is too distracted to move.....

2024-12-17 17:01:57
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Enforcer uses [Ancient State!]
Prince loses his traits!
Bozo loses his traits!

PROJECT-590 has [Stable.]


Speed roll rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.
====ROUND 10 START====
2024-12-17 17:03:27
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--Grams Team--
Cashew: 0/3
[Active] Bozo: 2/3
Fish Can Roll: 0/3
[Active] Prince: 3/3
Bandersnatch: 3/3
Jabberwock: 3/3
Items: Empty Lighter


--Zipper Team--
Taxation: 0/3
[Active] Project-590: 2/3
[Active] Enforcer: 3/3
Dango: 0/3
Long Fur: 3/3
Roximur: 0/3



Battle Order:  Project (Swift) > Bozo (17) > Prince (17) > Enforcer (11)

BOZO.... HIS CHAINS... HE HAS LET GO OF THEM..... NO LONGER A SLEAZEBAG.... NO LONGER A SCUM BAG.... HE NOW WORKS A MINIMUM WAGE JOB AT A 7/11 AS A CASHIER.... FEAR HIM AND HIS UNNATURAL POWER! FEAR THAT WHICH YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND, FOR HE IS NO LONGER LIVING IN MY BASEMENT!!!!!!!!!

Grams
"Oh, finally getting off your ass, Bozo?"
Grams
"What was that phrase you used? Play fair, rip and tear? Yeah let's do that."

Project and Bozo Clash!

Fortuna rolls two 20 sided dice. A 19 and 13 is rolled.

Project pecks Bozo and swaps out for Long Fur!


Prince attacks Long fur!


Prince rolls a 20 sided die. An 8 is rolled.

But misses!

Enforcer attacks Bozo!


Enforcer rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.
2024-12-17 17:09:28
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Bozo is out!

Jabberwock is switched in!

Speed roll for longfur and jabberwock


Fortuna rolls two 20 sided dice. A 18 and 13 is rolled.
====ROUND 11 START====
2024-12-17 17:11:18
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--Grams Team--
Cashew: 0/3
Bozo: 0/3
Fish Can Roll: 0/3
[Active] Prince: 3/3
Bandersnatch: 3/3
[Active] Jabberwock: 3/3
Items: Empty Lighter


2024-12-17 17:11:36
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 17:11:46

--Zipper Team--
Taxation: 0/3
Project-590: 2/3
[Active] Enforcer: 3/3
Dango: 0/3
[Active] Long Fur: 3/3
Roximur: 0/3

Battle Order: Long Fur (18) > Prince (17) > Jabberwock (13) > Enforcer (11)


Grams
"That really wasn't how I was hoping that turn would turn out."
Z-19939
"This fight rocks! ;D"
Z-19939
"I'm so off my game, I thought I was a goner....."
Grams
"This fight is terrifying, I haven't had this much fun in ages, dear."
Z-19939
"But looks like I still have a chance! ;D"
Z-19939
"I'm going to be honest. Most people bring their [Loyal] pets to me......"
Z-19939
"So I haven't had a real fight in awhile. ;D"
Grams
"Honestly, dear, for as much as I am a capture creature trainer, a part of me really wouldn't trust them with all that much. You saw how our first fight went."
Grams
"Cashew just sort of sometimes pulls through."
Grams
"Anyways, let's hope that chance of yours isn't dashed before your very eyes, dear."
Grams
Grams whistles! The end is coming, we can feel it!

Long Fur and Prince Clash!

2024-12-17 17:15:47
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Longfur rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. A 21 is rolled.
Prince rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.

Prince doesn't hear the order and gets hit!

Jabberwock attacks Long Fur!

Jabberwock rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.

Jabberwock also missed the order....


Enforcer attacks Prince!

Enforcer rolls a 20 sided die. A 16 is rolled.

Prince is down!

Bandersnatch is switched in!

Bander speed rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.
Grams
"...I'm just gonna..." Grams tapes the knives back together and passes it to her dogs! I am begging you please don't be a repeat of our last fight. This is so sad...

====ROUND 12 START====

--Grams Team--
Cashew: 0/3
Bozo: 0/3
Fish Can Roll: 0/3
Prince: 0/3
[Active] Bandersnatch: 3/3
[Active] Jabberwock: 3/3
Items: Empty Lighter, 2 KNIFES (O-6 STYLE)

--Zipper Team--
Taxation: 0/3
Project-590: 2/3
[Active] Enforcer: 3/3
Dango: 0/3
[Active] Long Fur: 3/3
Roximur: 0/3

Battle Order: Long Fur (18) > Jabberwock (13) > Enforcer (11) > Bandersnatch (2)


Z-19939
"Uh.......guess you're handy with knifes...... ;D"
Z-19939
"Fair enough...... ;D"
Grams
"Sometimes you have to do what you have to do, dear."
Grams
Grams whistles!

Long fur and Jabberwock clash!

Long fur rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. A 24 is rolled.
Jabberwock rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. An 8 is rolled.

Jabberwock is hurt!

Enforcer attacks Jabberwock!

Enforcer rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
2024-12-17 17:29:17
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But he trips!

2024-12-17 17:29:50
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He nearly gets hurt but.....

Dodges the floor with [First dodge!!!!!]

Z-19939
"Buying this ancient meg was a great investment! ;D"

Bandersnatch attacks Long Fur with a knife!


2024-12-17 17:31:31
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Bandersnatch rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 25 is rolled.

Long Fur is hurt badly!!!!

Long fur
"Hrk! Hrk!!!!"
====ROUND 13 START====
2024-12-17 17:33:24
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--Grams Team--
Cashew: 0/3
Bozo: 0/3
Fish Can Roll: 0/3
Prince: 0/3
[Active] Bandersnatch: 3/3
[Active] Jabberwock: 1/3
Items: Empty Lighter, 2 KNIFES (O-6 STYLE)



2024-12-17 17:33:46
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Posted by ID #24
Last edit: 2024-12-17 17:34:05

--Zipper Team--
Taxation: 0/3
Project-590: 2/3
[Active] Enforcer: 3/3
Dango: 0/3
[Active] Long Fur: 1/3
Roximur: 0/3

Battle Order: Long Fur (18) > Jabberwock (13) > Enforcer (11) > Bandersnatch (2)

Grams
"This fight is really getting down to the wire."
Grams
Grams whistles!
Z-19939
"Let's clash as equals! ;D"
Grams
"As you wish, dear. Life on the line, just the way I like it."
Grams
"After all, when else can one put out their best?"

Long Fur and Jabberwock Clash!!!!


Long fur rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. A 14 is rolled.
Jabberwock rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 17 is rolled.

Long fur is down!!!!!!!

Z-19939
"Idiot..... ;D"

Enforcer attacks Jabberwock!


Enforcer rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.

Jabberwock is down!

(Sacrificial luck)


Bandersnatch attacks Enforcer!

Bandersnatch rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +25. A 27 is rolled.

Enforcer is badly hurt!

====ROUND 14 START====

--Grams Team--
Cashew: 0/3
Bozo: 0/3
Fish Can Roll: 0/3
Prince: 0/3
[Active] Bandersnatch: 3/3
Jabberwock: 0/3
Items: Empty Lighter, 2 KNIFES (O-6 STYLE)


--Zipper Team--
Taxation: 0/3
[Active] Project-590: 2/3
[Active] Enforcer: 1/3
Dango: 0/3
Long Fur: 0/3
Roximur: 0/3

Battle Order: Project-590 (Swift) > Enforcer (11) > Bandersnatch (2)



Battle! Gym Leader Final Pokémon - Pokémon Black 2 & White 2 Music Extended
Grams
"It gets the blood pumping dear! I really haven't felt this way in a long, long time."
Grams
"Clashes to clashes!"
Grams
"Bloodshed to bloodshed!"
Grams
Grams whistles!

Project attacks Bandersnatch!


Project rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.

Bandersnatch is hit, but keeps his eyes on the prize. Enforcer and Bandersnatch clash!


Enforcer rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.
Bandersnatch rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 19 is rolled.
2024-12-17 17:55:48
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Enforcer is DOWN

Z-19939
"Shit."
====ROUND 15 START====

--Grams Team--
Cashew: 0/3
Bozo: 0/3
Fish Can Roll: 0/3
Prince: 0/3
[Active] Bandersnatch: 2/3
Jabberwock: 0/3
Items: Empty Lighter, 2 KNIFES (O-6 STYLE)


2024-12-17 17:57:41
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--Zipper Team--
Taxation: 0/3
[Active] Project-590: 2/3
Enforcer: 0/3
Dango: 0/3
Long Fur: 0/3
Roximur: 0/3


Battle Order: Project-590 (Swift) > Bandersnatch (2)

Z-19939
"Project-590......I just want you to know......."
Z-19939
"I know you can't do it. So do whatever you want. ;D"
Z-19939
Zipper has no hope in animals!
Grams
"This is why I use knives. Animals are unreliable, dear. Let's see if that bird's speed manages to catch my frog unaware, eh?"
Grams
GRAMS WHISTLES! LET'S GIVE IT A BIG ONE!

The two pets Clash!

Project rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.
Bandersnatch rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 25 is rolled.

BANDERSNATCH WITH ONE SWOOP KNOCKS OUT PROJECT-590.

Project
"Kw...kaw........."
Z-19939
"Try earning your treats next time, idiot. ;D"
Z-19939
"Good battle Granny! ;D"
Grams
Grams holds herself against a wall for a hot second. That was fucking SOMETHING. SHIT. GOD. NEVER AGAIN. MY HEART.
Grams
"Oh no, thank you for making this fight as exciting as it was."
Z-19939
"You ok? ;D"
Grams
"A little winded. I'm definitely starting to get too old, hah! Plus, my new arm isn't exactly the best fit. Feel free to blame that on your other superior, turns out rats have a mean kick."
Z-19939
"A deal is a deal! And I'm more happy to give my glunk over! ;D"
Z-19939
"Honestly.....the glunk is kind of holding me back....... ;D"
Z-19939
"I like a more active fighting style. I hate stalling. ;D"
Grams
"I'm personally a fan of hyper offense. If the opponent doesn't have the chance to breathe, then what chance do they have of winning? A bet is a bet, though, dear."

Zipper tosses Granny the glunk.

Z-19939
"All yours Gran! ;D"
Z-19939
2024-12-17 18:10:33
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 18:10:51
"You know, I was thinking we have an official rematch later at a tournament. ;D"
Z-19939
"You'd get a lot of fame with such a thing. ;D"
Grams
"Oh, of course dear, already planning on it."
Longfur
2024-12-17 18:11:51
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 18:12:12
"Hrk hrk!!!!"

The blort gets up.


Grams
"One vs one is one thing, but there's an excitement to aren-"
Grams
"..."
Longfur
"For over 5000 years I have seeked you....."
Longfur
"I have finally found you......"
Grams
"Is your blort supposed to do that?"
Z-19939
"Ugh, I hate when stupid blorts say random shit. ;D"
Grams
"Oh well, all knowing all stupid and all."
Z-19939
"Yeah blorts talk all the time, it never means anything. ;D"
Grams
"Fair enough dear. What caught me off guard was it standing up."
Long fur
"You are as lovely as I thought you would be...."
Okami - Rising Sun

The blort transforms! Due to [WereX]!


Z-19939
"W-What!?!?! Is that......that....."
2024-12-17 18:19:20
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The blort has transformed into a tailed!


Longfur
"I have finally found you....."
Longfur
"My wife."
Z-19939
".............................................."
Z-19939
"Are you seeing this or did I accidently look into its eyes??? ;D"
Grams
"...I'm pretty sure I'm seeing it, yes, dear."
Grams
"It's uh..."
Grams
"Kind of disgusting."
Longfur
"Love often is, but you are the one who freed me from my prison. You shall have the hand of a Prince."
Z-19939
Zipper slowly takes out his phone to call the cops.
Grams
Grams holds up her blort, named Prince, shrugs her shoulders and glances at Zipper.
Longfur
2024-12-17 18:24:12
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 18:24:37
"As for you....."
Longfur
"Lets see who likes getting muzzled now!"

Zipper is turned into a blort.

2024-12-17 18:26:31
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Last edit: 2024-12-23 17:53:39

"Hhhrk? Rrrrr??????"


Grams
"..."
Longfur
"Oh, love, please. I am not going to marry a blort. It is you that I want. Please, tell me the name of the person who freed me."
Grams
"Before that though, can you handle
1. Illegal activities
2. Illegal activities
3. Violence
4. Extreme hatred of gods, most specifically the Neo, the absolute cunt?"
Grams
"Those are my requirements in a man, dear."
Longfur
"Must I hate the Radical as well? I will do anything for you, love. But I cannot hate the Radical, my god."
Longfur
"She saved me by turning me into a blort. And you have brought me back. Some of my other fellow worshippers have been turned to beasts."
Grams
"Well."
Draco
"….what" Look who's been here! In the shadows this whole time!
Longfur
"Hmmm? A robot? Ah, you've come to watch me and my wife be married!!!"
Longfur
"Come come, take a picture of both of us! This is a wonderful day!"
Draco
"I-I came here to watch a fight??? Who are you??"

LongFur hold's Grandma's hands.

Longfur
"Please. Tell me your name, love."
Grams
(He does meet all my standards...)
Grams
"Grams, dear. Ignore the bot, I invited them to see the fight but they arrived here late. As for your offer, uh..."
Draco
"Where's Zipper??? I'm not a photographer??-"
Grams
"...They're the dog, dear. Zipper's the dog."
Longfur
"I thought Zipper was to be my wife......"
Longfur
"But he didn't beat me up like he was supposed to do...."
Draco
"…."
Draco
"You what?? You wanted to marry Zipper?? Dude this is so awkward-"
Longfur
"I want to marry the person the releases me! I had hoped the notail would, but instead of fighting me, he muzzled me!"
Longfur
"That wasn't the love I wanted....."
Grams
"He doesn't particularly like blorts, yes."
Grams
(Fuck the gods, that was almost a very bad situation! I can't be tied down just yet.)
Draco
"..."
Grams
"Well, what's the worst that could happen? Would you be free next tuesday, dear?"
Grams
"I'm not one to go and not atleast give you the chance."
Draco
"So if like- This isn't some weird prank and Zipper's like actually a dog now is there- Any way to change him back?"
Longfur
"Oh no no no. I don't want a chance."
Longfur
"I want us wed, right now!"
Grams
"..."
Draco
"…Dude, DUDE- THATS-"
Longfur
"The Radical said "I will give you your wife as soon as you are freed. She will be the one who saves you."
Grams
"Well, if things don't work out I could always take everything in the divorce, why not?"
Longfur
"This marriage is arranged by the gods."
Grams
"That's a yes, dear."
Longfur
"Oh yes, of course. A divorce."

2024-12-17 18:41:25
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The tailed crackles with power.

Longfur
"If we get a divorce, I suppose I will have to take back my offering to the Radical."
Draco
"Oh man I'm so sorry you're uh- like this now" Drac, Shimmies towards Zipper.
Grams
"That was a jab, dear. I don't divorce people without good reason. I may be vile at times but I'm not a traitor."
Longfur
"That robot looks awfully sad."
Longfur
"My first action as the Radical Prince. To fix this issue."
Draco
"IM SAD BECAUSE MY FRIEND!! HE'S A DOG NOW!"

The tailed charges up its powers.



It's about to turn Draco into an animal.

Draco
Drac throws something in his pocket at him before attempting to flee with the blort!
Grams
"...I married a big shot, huh."
Okami - Battle of Ninetails

The tailed gets in the way!


Longfur
"Sorry, automaton. That's my blort."
Longfur
"You are free to leave and tell everyone about this amazing event! But you will not take my blort."
Longfur
"If this blort is defeated. Then I will return back to the form I was before."
Grams
2024-12-17 18:47:47
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Last edit: 2024-12-17 18:48:18
"… Okay now you tell me how to turn him back oookay-"
Grams
"He did, dear. You just have to defeat it."
Grams
"Man… " He looks at the blort.
Longfur
"You're free to join my animal army if you want to say with your friend. But if not, you need to leave."
Longfur
"You are starting to ruin this most wonderful of days!"
Grams
"Yes dear, me and my, well, heh, dear, have much to discuss you see."
Longfur
"Just look at my beautiful wife. I should be spending time looking at her, not you!"
Draco
"I…You know what.."
Draco
"He's probably terrified right now and I don't want him to be alone…"
Draco
"….I'm only doing this because I love him."
Longfur
"We all do wild things for love......"
Longfur
"I would not turn into a dog for love, but oh well. You shall join the animal army!"

The tailed turns Draco into an arise!


Longfur
"Dear diary-"

The tailed grabs the seizing bird, turning it into a book.

Longfur
"Today was the most fantastic of days-"
2024-12-17 18:54:07
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He flicks his tail towards the roximur, turning it into a wonderful coat. He places it on Gran.


Grams
"It really was, wasn't it, dear? Did you know extral hybrids are as stable as they get? Thought that was important to mention."
Longfur
"-after over 5000 years I have finally met the warrior who has freed me. My wife...."

The tailed steps on the feet of Dango who tries to escape, turning it into a phone.


Longfur
"Gran....And now I have to call my friend. Oh she is going to be so happy to learn about all of this."
Grams
"Any friend of yours is a friend of mine, dear. Feel free."
2024-12-17 18:56:32
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The tailed holds up the phone. He lets go of the book, but instead of falling it flies, clearly still alive.


Longfur
".....K-13205.......it's been over 5000 years. It looks like we're going to be making a bit of a comeback. HehehehAHA!!!!"

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