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I HAVE BECOME DEATH
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Buckingham21
2024-12-15 16:40:18
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Posted by ID #25
Last edit: 2024-12-15 16:44:51
With the enclosed results in hand, Buckingham anxiously taps his nails on his desk, waiting....
O-11
2024-12-15 16:40:40
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 05:48:13
"I said I w-will not be taking, mm, interviews about my, uh, supposed "dragon" g-"
"O-Oh it's just you, dark prince. OwO"
O-11
2024-12-15 16:41:12
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 05:48:24
"What do you, mmmmm, need? OwO"
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Buckingham21
2024-12-15 16:42:30
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Posted by ID #25
Last edit: 2024-12-15 16:43:00
Buckingham expression softens briefly seeing O-11's face pop up. He sighs and goes on to explain.

"Mhh yes, afternoon dearest! Erm.. .. the, test results are in.."
"You know.....normally the blood in my b-body is all mine....but you know......"
"Sometimes I'm uh, worried that you know, maybe it's uh not all mine. OwO"
"So how are the results looking......OwO"
He seems hesitant, hoping that the camera quality won't show the bead of sweat that was forming on his brow. He fiddled with the paper to open it up..

"Understandable love! I wouldn't be surprised by any mishaps, mistakes happen all the time and what have you ..As for the results.."
Buckingham looks over the paper, chewing on the inside of his cheek..

"..It's hogwash. Complete and utter hogwash, I refuse to believe one word on this, complete and utter slander of either of our bloodlines-"
"Dark Prince....."
"Can you just te-tell me what it says the s-suspense is literally making me d-dizzy. OwO"
"100% draconic." Buckingham taps his hand against the page in frustration. "What utter nonsense?"
"....................................................................................."
"A-are.....are you a dragon? OwO"
"A-Am I dating a......d-dragon? OwO"
Buckingham21
2024-12-15 16:48:58
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Posted by ID #25
Last edit: 2024-12-15 16:49:22
"I believe that we should take it again. Clearly something failed in the process- NO, Gods below, me, a dragon??"
"I'd be offended if this test wasn't clearly botched."
"I'm....pretty uh sure I'm d-dissociating from stress right now....."
O-11
2024-12-15 16:49:58
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 05:52:02
"So I'm just mmmmmm, going to say it."
"I am"
"Ah- love, shall we table this for now? I'll.. order another blood test, after a while that is I wish for you not to be anemic-"
"victim of a bus. OwO"
"Pardon."
"W-what it's straight forward....."
".....................I got hit by a bus uh...while crossing the street at night once........"
"My guts were everywhere......."
"....................................................So I asked the gods to not let me die......................."
"..........................................I'm road kill. OwO"
.....It would be rude to say that isn't exactly news. Buckingham clears his throat.

"So what you're saying is....."
"I- I am literal death. Y-Yeah. OwO"
"......So then the tests were botched. Just as I had said! Completely botched, your Death blood mixing with my completely normal drattle blood somehow conjured up something dragon-like in nature and it's nothing we have to worry about ever, yes?"
"Please say yes so that we need not draw anymore of your blood, I worry for you Dear."
"Sniff......we have to get a divorce. OwO"
"W-WHY SO?"
"Cause- cause I'll just keep ruining your clones wi-with my blood....... OwO"
"I knew lying was wrong bu-but I....never thought you wanted like.....20 kids. OwO"
Buckingham21
2024-12-15 16:57:19
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Posted by ID #25
Last edit: 2024-12-15 16:58:29
"O-11....."
"....The clones are fine. Blood of a notail, death or otherwise wouldn't make a difference to me as long as it is yours. What a notion! As if I'd lend my own blood to anyone less deserving!"
"That's so kind-kind of you dark prince....."
O-11
2024-12-15 16:59:54
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Posted by ID #25
Last edit: 2024-12-15 17:00:03
"But this is a-against my moral c-code. OwO"
"Dragons are only a-allowed to date non dragons....in uh..."
"f-fictional visual novels....OwO"
"Neither of us are dragons, it's fine. It's fine, you're death or roadkill however you would prefer, I am a pedigree drattle! ..We, we need not divorce!"
"I can prove it with a second blood test! I- I can make this right! For you I would!"
O-11 puts his head in his hands.

"I'm...g-going to get fired so hard..... OwO"
"There's only one basic rule to being an O-class...."
"And it's-it's being a notail......"
".....I mean... Clearly, no one really needs to know..."
"Who....w-who fucking tipped them off???? OwO"
"At least.......I can still live here...........OwO"
"Th-They can't move me. OwO"
"Let me think... not just your dreaded coworker, it was.. that, Robot. Accusing our boy and us."
"If-if they move me, this, ugh, whole Notail Union is dead.... OwO"
"..........................................................."
"T-this....is a political attack........OwO"
"Clearly So!"
"Against us both, no less."
O-11
2024-12-15 17:07:34
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 05:54:58
"Man.....if it-it was the volkronns I'm going to t-tell O-10 we should have killed them thousands of year-years ago! OwO"
"Bu-buckingham. Prince......."
Buckingham rubs his temples....
"You have to- you- uh,- you have to take the fall......OwO
Buckingham21
2024-12-15 17:09:01
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Posted by ID #25
Last edit: 2024-12-15 17:10:03
"I beg your pardon?"
"I can-can't take the fall, it-it would destroy the Notail Union......OwO"
"Y-you have to say you're a dragon. OwO"
"Erk-"
"It....we....we can't say it's Kat's fault.....cause...."
"All of our like......100 kids are go-going to be dragons.....OwO"
...Buckingham thinks it over, rubbing his chin.. "...I suppose... mhh, it would sully the name of my brothers and sisters, and gods know how much I love to see them squirm."
"....................................maybe we should have settled for one, neeeugh. OwO"
"I'm working on another as we speak."
"Regardless! Taking the fall perhaps is the smartest move here."
Buckingham21
2024-12-15 17:13:27
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 05:55:42
"I'd be remissed to allow you to be fired over this."
"Unless you want to destroy the Notail Union.....Buuut you don't erk, want to do that.....OwO"
Buckingham kinda wants to do that.
"I....am so sorry for-for not telling you I was a dragon- even after everything that happened.......OwO"
"It need not matter to me what you are Darling. As long as we can agree that I am not actually a dragon because that would be utterly ridiculous to assume so- and I love you no matter what form you take."
"b-bullshit.....OwO"
"I don'-don't think you'd want to nneugh, see me as a piece of living road kill...."
"Everyone has their limits, and uh, I think living dead bodies is- uh usually around there. OwO"
"You doubt me? Doubting my love? Need I prove it again, dear?"
"........................I would not-not kiss you if you were a piece of road kill....I-I am sorry. M-My love only goes as uh, far as my gag reflex. OwO"
"Fair enough."
"Let me call O-5, so uh, we can wrap this up and see if he got Kat yet...."
O-5 has joined the call.
"What's up, mate? uvu"
"1. My-my husband is a d-dragon, and a potent one at that. OwO"
"Pretty sure you're a dragon but ok mate. uvu"
"Yes, hello "Mate", important discussion regarding the test results- It's I who is the dragon, not my husband."
"2......did you get Kat? OwO"
"I want my boy, Notail."
"................................................"
"Sheila's got a second person in her head. uvu"
"And that concerns me how?"
"O-5....why do you fucking lie-lie about everything!?!?! OwO"
O-5
2024-12-15 17:23:07
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Posted by ID #25
Last edit: 2024-12-15 17:24:02
"I ain't lying Sir 11, Sheila has a clam artist in her brain now. uvu"
"Oh, and do be sure to inform your """""Sheila"""""" that the Accused dragon of this relationship of none other than I, Lord Buckingham the Twenty First."
"O-5, what...are you really up to? OwO"
"Making mold monsters, Sir 11. uvu"
"Dude....."
"LIAR."
"If you keep lying, I'm going to te-tell everyone that-"
"I've been............."
"Watching tv.........Sir 11. uvu;;;;"
"Lazy f-fucking asshole......get back to work. OwO"
"I'm sorry Sir 11, and his political husband. I'll do that....uvu;;;"
"Be sure to use my name, Notail. I want them to know."
"What's your name again, mate? uvu"
O-11
2024-12-15 17:28:18
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 05:58:19
"........................He's stupid. OwO"
"Strange name. uvu"
"..........................................................."
"LORD BUCKINGHAM THE TWENTY FIRST! DRAGON PRINCE, DARK AND POWERFUL RENOWNED VILLIAN OF THE BUCKINGHAM LINEAGE!"

Buckingham's end of the call crackles a bit- seems the connection is a little weak while he's yelling.
"I will let them know. uvu"
"Don't....fuck up. OwO"
"Have some hop-"
"I don't...not for you.....OwO"
O-5 has left the call.
Buckingham21
2024-12-15 17:31:18
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Posted by ID #26
Last edit: 2025-11-17 05:58:08
"...Do you think that went well?"
"I won't get fired so....y-yeah! OwO"
"Excellent! Scott free! And the promise of tormenting my siblings with rumors!"
"Thank you fo-for taking the fall Dark Prince. I love you. Y-you saved me....I-I'm sorry-"
"-a-about ruining all our children......OwO"
"Oh, don't worry about it darling, I love you so. Mhh.. but we'll likely need to have a talk with our son once he's been collected..."
"...And.. the rest of them... "
O-5 has joined the call.
"This it? uvu"
O-5 shows off a completely normal lizard.
"..."
"Understood. uvu"
O-5 has left the call.
No one is typing.