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MENTAL TAKEOVER▼
MENTAL TAKEOVER
[The 25th Ward: The Silver Case OST - Investigation, 25th Style]

Two people wandered the city, on the hunt for the polynoid who they had to "rip the soul out of."

Neither felt too strongly about this endeavor, but Princess had demanded it from them. Just outside of the city was the cave of a disgusting fungal infection, and taking pictures of it, was the target.

Polynoid Helper
"Someone really needs to eliminate this. Maybe I could...."
Craftsman
2024-12-14 22:57:49
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No greetings, no poems (which is terrible, they tried writing something down! Even incentivized Beeatrix to do so) or anything else shall be delivered today. Just a straightforward (as far as a straightforward craftsman can be) comment, from Craftsman.

"Ambition is indeed a virtue, but that's a little too much for a single person, yes? No alien is a comet, after all... ;D"
Polynoid Helper
"I'm preeeeeety sure there's an alien species which is a comet actually!"
Beeatrix
"Maybe! I'd love to see it if there is one."
Craftsman
"Wish they were here, then that mold cave would be gone with the wind. ;D"
Polynoid Helper
"What are you folks doing near the mold cave anyway?"
Craftsman
"...Princess wanted me to help you with a few chores, and give you a last mission after all is done so you may... Attain a unicorn, yes. Your efforts are... Being rewarded. ;D"
Polynoid Helper
"Princess is going to give me a unicorn?!?!?!"
Polynoid Helper
"No way."
Craftsman
"..."
Polynoid Helper
"That's like...such an obvious lie...."
Craftsman
"Yes. After we clean the mold cave, yes... ;D"
Polynoid Helper
"...............Wait for real?"
Polynoid Helper
"She's finally going to give me a unicorn?"
Beeatrix
Beeatrix seemed happy to stand there but then realized what her companion was saying and says, "Wait what?"
Craftsman
"...Yeah... You get a unicorn after you do enough chores for Princess! And... I was send to help you out, as I made a few mistakes recently that annoyed her quite deeply... ;D"
Craftsman
"That's why I'm here. I will help you clean the mold, make this cave clean again and bring you for your unicorn ceremony. ;D"
Polynoid Helper
"Yeah, she gets really mad all the time, but, I guess she's right to get mad...."
Polynoid Helper
"What did you do to Princess?"
Craftsman
"..."
Craftsman
"Wounded King. ;D"
Polynoid Helper
"Oh no!!! King is the castle's only defense."
Polynoid Helper
"If those shrimp realize that, we're all doomed!!!! He's the only one who keeps anomalies out."
Polynoid Helper
"Err."
Beeatrix
Beeatrix is being left out of the loop here and attempting to piece together what is going on and what she should be doing or saying... But she did have more important matters like delivering her gift.

If she has to clean a mold cave with just Celni though, she came woefully unprepared.

"That is rather bad!"
Polynoid Helper
"He's very good at keeping anomlies out!"
Craftsman
"Don't worry too much on that. King's a unicorn, they heal quite speedily. ;D"
Craftsman
"Also say hi to Beeatrix, she came here to help us cleaning. ;D"
Polynoid Helper
"They might heal speedily but the towers are here now!!!! We're doomed we're doomed!!!!!"
Polynoid Helper
"Why can't someone just help us for once...."
Craftsman
2024-12-15 00:38:33
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"Don't worry! With the unicorn you will receive, you will be strong enough to help beat the mean shrimp! All the SIMPs are getting unicorns after all, our army is quite powerful... And you trust O-4, yes? She knows what she's doing. ;D"
Craftsman
2024-12-15 00:38:57
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Craftsman glances at Beeatrix, she ought to know how to cheer the little alien's mood.
Beeatrix
Beeatrix thinks that the polynoid cries adorably, but knows this is a bad thing when people cry!
Beeatrix ruffles through her robes at Mike's que and attempts to pull out her gift for the Polynoid, "Excuse me, Polynoid Court Lady."

She attempts to tap the Polynoid on the shoulder to get her attention from her sobbing.
Polynoid Helper
"What do you want......."
Polynoid Helper
"I don't even think we can take out the mold cave......"
2024-12-15 01:12:21
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Beeatrix cheerfully pulls out a polynoid ration for the polynoid.

Beeatrix
"I got you a gift!", She buzzes as she goes on to explain, "It is a Polynoid Ration a friend of mine made. A Polynoid like yourself who is outside of the Polynoid Empire."
Beeatrix
"I thought it would be nice to know you are not alone among your kind out in space. A little meal from home might help your mood too."

The Polynoid Ration is basically a Generic Ration just processed into some fashionable looking meal. This one is made after a Bento Box, at the time of production it was favorable eating for fighting Blueblood Soldiers.

Polynoid Helper
"Ooooooh this is really nice of you, but you know I don't really deserve this?"
Beeatrix
Beeatrix attempts to use Celni's, (Her pet Caborhund's), [Happy Rays] on the Polynoid. She walks over to the Polynoid and tells them, "No no! You do! Love yourself! You deserve a treat sometime!"
Beeatrix
"Bee Happy!"
Polynoid Helper
"Well ok! Sure it does look really good, and I guess I can't reject a meal just cause I'm sad. Thank you!"
Polynoid Helper
"This meal will help me power through this cave! But....."
Polynoid Helper
"I kind of wanted to ask for O-5 to come. This mold is a distant relative of a clockwork infection, so fire would help a lot."
Polynoid Helper
"One of you is a notail, so he'll have to accept, right?"
Craftsman
"I doubt so. I've heard he ripped apart a few of my kin just for fun, and trust me, I like having my limbs intact. Hohoho! ;D"
Craftsman
"But you're right. He might have a flamethrower or some tool to deal with this type of infestation right around! Maybe we should check the castle armory? ;D"
Polynoid Helper
"Yeah lets go check, someone must have just pissed him off. As long as we don't say anything mean to him, he'll be ok with helping, and if not, we can find his fire starting equipment!"
Craftsman
"Hohoho. For a little one, you're more valiant than me. ;D"
Craftsman
"...Let's go. ;D"
Beeatrix
"Adventure! Hoooo!"
Craftsman
("Y-you're lucky, Beatrix. You have a extra pair of arms compared to me, if things go badly... ;D")
Beeatrix
Beeatrix doesn't whisper, "You are a Notail. You can just pop on more arms can't you?"
Craftsman
("I've left notail society long ago, and arm replacing surgery is... Not cheap. ;D")
The group heads towards the castle.
O-5
Laying outside of it in the sun is O-5.

He seems rather happy with himself.
Craftsman
2024-12-15 01:27:03
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"..."

Craftsmen looks at Beeatrix, then the Simp, and then back at O-5.
Craftsman
"Sorry to importune your sunbath, sir, but could you give a help to us? ;D"

O-5 kicks Craftsmen in the face.

O-5 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 27 is rolled.
Beeatrix
Beeatrix fawns and says, "Oh no! Mike! You've been dealt a nasty blow to the face! Is that lethal damage?"

Craftsmen is flung 20 feet away, landing roughly in a patch of over eaten grass. O-5 stretches.

O-5
"Never interrupt my sunbath, mate. What do you want? uvu"
Polynoid Helper
"hhhhhhhhh"
Beeatrix
Beeatrix rushes over to Mike and checks if he is still alive and asks the Craftsman, "Mike! Quick! How many fingers am I holding up?"

She holds up 2 fingers.
Craftsman
2024-12-15 01:32:24
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Craftsman lifts his face out for a brief moment and spits a tooth out.
Craftsman
"I want to swear so hard right now. ;D"
Beeatrix
"I respect you for your ability to not swear in this moment."
She picks up the teeth he spat out to maybe ask to put those back in later and asks Mike, "Can you still talk to O-5?"
O-5
"I can still hear you, mate. uvu"
Craftsman
("I guess we have to do what must be done... Hope you know a good dentist, Beeatrix. ;D")
Craftsman
"Oh, yes, sir! Could you help us clean the mold out of the molded cave? I've heard you're quite the specialist, and I thought your skills would be more than required. ;D"
O-5
O-5 looks at the group, making note of the polynoid within.

O-5
"Hmmmm actually mate, don't you have something else you need to do? Mold can wait. uvu"
Craftsman
"Didn't you hear? That's her last task to get the unicorn! After she proves herself worthy with this final job, O-4 will be finally willing to realize the ceremony so she may get her horned equine ;D"
Craftsman
("Doesn't help that she doesn't have enough auto esteem to accept it with no demands required... ;D")
O-5
2024-12-15 01:37:46
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"You know, I think it's fucked that the sheila hasn't given you your unicorn yet. uvu"
Polynoid Helper
"Really?"
O-5
"Yep. So how about we tell her the mold is already cleared out? uvu"
O-5
"Ain't a lie if I go burn it before she has time to check. uvu"
Craftsman
"That's true! ;D"
Beeatrix
Beeatrix seems happy about this! The Polynoid is getting a unicorn!

"Really? You would do that O-5? That is really nice of you!"
O-5
"I'm feeling a soft spot in my heart. uvu"
O-5
"I met a really cute animal yesterday and hand fed it. Consider me in a positive mood. uvu"
Craftsman
"That eases the weight from my back (not really, though...). Don't you agree that's a nice deal, little alien? You were able to convince O-5 to fix the problem, the best specialist on the land, and we can go straight for your unicorn ceremony. ;D"
Polynoid Helper
"I still can't believe Princess would give me a unicorn......."
Polynoid Helper
"But, I believe you!"
Polynoid Helper
"I hope mine's is really cool and powerful and has lots of pretty colors!"
Polynoid Helper
"Buuuut Princess will likely give me one that sucks....."
Beeatrix
2024-12-15 01:44:08
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Beeatrix says outloud as well and tries to pat the polynoid, "I can't believe it either! You get to ride around triumphantly anyway! Let's go!"
Polynoid Helper
"Still I should be honored to even get a unicorn!"
Craftsman
2024-12-15 01:45:13
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"Hohoho"
Craftsman hides a sigh between his laugh
"Trust me, whatever Unicorn you get, will be miles higher than a shrimp or a bombrat. ;D"
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2024-12-15 01:45:53
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Craftsman wishes a little that O-5 had cracked his neck.
"Let's go to the ceremony, then? The place for it is within the castle. ;D"
Beeatrix
"And so the small party travels onwards into the castle for the coronation ceremony... I'm excited!" Beeatrix buzzes as she is somewhat out of the loop here or just doesn't understand.
O-4
Craftsman opens the front door and takes the lead to Princess' throne room. Princess keeps her composure as they enter. One little tip off, and the polynoid would escape.

"Oh my gosh, you guys are all back. So happy to see my S.I.M.P.S crew!~ :)"
Rye
"That's a large bee. ;w;"
Beeatrix
"I'm a Bee!"
O-4
"That's another one of those totally coooooool aliens! :)"
Rye
"They started making them in bee form? ;w;"
O-4
"Yep! Aliens sure are interesting. :)"
Beeatrix
Beeatrix offers the kid, "Do you want to pet my head, young prince?"
Rye
"Can I pet the bee, mum? ;w;"
O-4
"............................................"
O-4
"Oooooooooof course! :)"
Beeatrix
Beeatrix takes her hat off and bows, letting the Prince pat her.

The young notail pats the head of beeatrix, the same way he would pet the head of a bowing unicorn.

O-4
"................................................................"
Rye
"I love bees. ;w;"
Beeatrix
When Beeatrix feels the prince has had their fill of pats. She sits back up and places her hat back on her head.
O-4
"Sooooooo how did the mission go? :)"
Craftsman
2024-12-15 01:54:32
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"Hey kiddo."
Craftsman gives the little notail a capsule. He did bring it to give joy to the kid, yes.... But there was another effect that he counted in. If the tiny alien was on their team right now, she'd be affected by [Demoralizer]

"Didn't bring in a dictionary, but that's the toy you wanted, yes? ;D"
Craftsman
"As for the mission was a complete success! She's worthy of a unicorn now, Princess! ;D"
Rye
"A zookeeper capsule! Dad never lets me have one. ;w;;;;;"
O-4
"That's because that's an anom- ugh....."
O-4
Princess realizes this isn't the time to make a huge fuss.

"Ah actually it's fine, O-5 isn't here. :)"
Rye rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.

"Keke.......kek.e.......keke?????"

The creature seems highly upset about something and is warning the people of the area about a possible anomaly!


O-4
"He sure is worthy of a unicorn, but we have to figure out which-"
Rye
"Mum look at it, it's so fat. ;w;"
Craftsman
"And sweaty! ;D"
O-4
"......Not right now sweetie..... :)"
Beeatrix
"I wish I brought a towel for it..."
O-4
"Lets use this device to learn what unicorn would best fit you. :)"
Polynoid Helper
"That....really big one?"
O-4
"Yeaaaaaah! It's like, a super cool automatic personality tester. That way you don't have to do any boring questions and shit. :)"
O-4
"I've been using it to figure out what ice cream flavor I am, and you honestly won't believe what I got. :)"
Craftsman
"What flavor? ;D"
Beeatrix
"I bet it is berry blast with marshmellows!"
O-4
"I'm sea salt caramel ice cream, just what I deserve. :)"
Rye
"I want to figure out what sweetie's ice cream flavor is! ;w;"

The child notail walks towards the machine, but Princess grabs him.

"No. :)"
O-4
"Someone else is already going to use the machine. :)"
Craftsman
2024-12-16 21:29:31
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Craftsman lost a teeth for this.
Craftsman
2024-12-16 21:30:00
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Being a SIMP is not paying dental. If Princess want to do something cruel, she will get one

"Why not? ;D"
O-4
"....................................................."
Craftsman
"...It's just checking what's your ice cream flavor, no? ;D"
Craftsman
"It will be fast, yes? Let the kid have some fun. ;D"
Rye
"It'll be fast! ;w;"
O-4
"He can go second. :)))"
Rye
"But I want to go first! ;w;"
Beeatrix
"I can go third. I'm patient, but I want to know if the machine can guess what kind of ice cream I like."
Craftsman
"But to be a SIMP, don't you need to be kind and good? We all entered in helping the poor, after all... Letting a kid play a bit is such a small thing, and I think the little alien here has the patience for it! ;D"
Polynoid Helper
"I don't mind if he goes first, I'm ok with waiting!"
O-4
"There's two sides to the machine. :))))))"
O-4
"Two people can take the test at once. :))))))"
O-4
"Rye, you go to the left, and the S.I.M.P. can go to the right. :))))"
O-4
"And then....we'll start. :)"
Craftsman
"May I go before the little alien? ;D
Craftsman
"Always wanted to check what flavor of Ice Cream I am. ;D"
Beeatrix
Beeatrix is confused why everyone is tiptoeing around the ice cream machine that she thought actually tells you what kind of unicorn you would get....
Rye
The young notail gets into his side, placing his beloved "sweetie" down.

"Oh boy I can't wait. ;w;"
2024-12-16 21:38:30
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"Kekeke????kekekekekeek!!!! keke....keeeeee...."

O-4
"No! The alien goes first! :)"
Polynoid Helper
"I don't mind going last!"
Beeatrix
"I called Third!"
O-4
"The alien, goes first. :)))))))"
Beeatrix
"Which Alien?", Beeatrix points between herself and the Polynoid.
Craftsman
2024-12-16 21:41:41
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Craftsman goes to the other side of the machine. He regretted a lot, but that was his sin, and he will suffer for that forevermore... Was worth doing it all, and maybe harming a child for that? No... But if you add a tooth in, the balance works out.
O-4
"The polynoid."
Beeatrix
Beeatrix asks Princess, "What about Rye then?"
O-4
The machine crackles as two people get in. Princess takes a step forward, her heart ripping itself from her chest in a panic.
Rye
"Hmmmm how do you think we pick what quiz to take....... ;w;"
Beeatrix
Beeatrix tells Rye, "I don't know! But when it is my turn and it tries to guess what I like. It will never guess it was Honey Swirl."
2024-12-16 21:44:40
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The machine powers up.
A light flashes on the side of the craftsman. His soul is removed.

O-4
2024-12-16 21:45:50
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Princess can't let this happen.

She opens the machine, and pushes the child out.

She doesn't have enough time to escape it herself.
-ZAP-
O-4
2024-12-16 21:47:20
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She exits it. She's unbalanced on her feet, leaning on the machine as she leaves it.
Beeatrix
Beeatrix gets the feeling that things are very obviously not as she believed it to be and her big gin fades... to a normal neutral smirk. She's still pretty happy honestly.
Rye
"M-m-mum why did you throw me? ;w;;;;;;;;;;;;;"
2024-12-16 21:49:29
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Princess takes a deep breath, before speaking.

Her tone is off.


Craftsman
2024-12-16 21:49:57
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"This... This surely wasn't healthy to my heart... ;D
O-4
"You're FUCKING RIGHT YOU ASSHOLE!!!! :)))))))"
Polynoid Helper
"Something horrible is happening and I don't know what!"
Beeatrix
2024-12-16 21:51:36
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Beeatrix walks to the other side of the machine to check on Craftsman, "Hey Craftsman! You in there? I want to know what your favorite ice cream is!"

She attempts to knock on it with her staff.
Craftsman
2024-12-16 21:52:35
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"Oh dear. ;D"
O-4
"The craftsman is as good as fucking dead! And he has nobody to blame but himself! :))))"
Craftsman
2024-12-16 21:53:38
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"Well, I wouldn't be dead for a while if I stay right up where I am, even if discomfortable... ;D"
Polynoid Helper
"Did he like.....use the machine wrong? What's happening???"
Beeatrix
Beeatrix attempts to see what the machine has done to Craftsman to verify this bold claim, "I want to see myself, Princess. Ice Cream Quiz machines don't kill people! Typically..."
Craftsman
2024-12-16 21:54:48
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"I wonder if O-5 would have to courage to punch me now... Hohoho! ;D"
Beeatrix
She tries to pry the half of the machine open and check.
O-4
"Oh, the things you're going to see happen between me and O-5 are going to make you wish you died in that machine, like you should have! :))))"
Polynoid Helper
"You.....guys were going to kill me using the machine....why?"
Craftsman
2024-12-16 21:56:29
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"She wanted to suck your soul! And she entrusted me I'd follow her blindly, even though you did nothing wrong! ;D"
Beeatrix
Beeatrix pokes her head from around the corner of the machine and says, very plainly, "What."
O-4
"That's a fucking god! He's done nothing but wrong! :)))))"
Craftsman
2024-12-16 21:58:25
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"I might be a little cowardly (and scared of picking up fights), but if I can avoid a injustice being done... I will do so with no second thought. ;D"
Polynoid Helper
"Y-You knew I was a god?!?!?!!"
O-4
"It's really obvious. :)"
Beeatrix
Beeatrix looks to the Polynoid and points in surprise again, "They are a God?!"
Craftsman
2024-12-16 22:00:16
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"...She's a what? ;D"
O-4
"Great!!! You let a god escape! :)"
Polynoid Helper
"I'm not escaping, you're right, I deserve to die."
O-4
"What.... :)"
Beeatrix
"Nooooooo!"
Polynoid Helper
"If you wanted my soul....you could have just asked for it......"
Craftsman
2024-12-16 22:05:14
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"Does this really looks like a God to you? He just wants to help! A little piece of hope in this terrible wasteland. ;D"
Beeatrix
Beeatrix attempts to fly with her wings and land right next to the Polynoid and cries out, "No! No! No deaths! No dying! I don't care about gods or soul sucking! No making with the stabs or sudden disintergrations please! Everyone deserves to live!"

Princess grabs her limbo book.

O-4
"Reveal yourself, creature of power and weakness!!!! :)"
Polynoid Helper
"You could just like......ask you know? You don't have to like, yell at me...."
Beeatrix
"Do the god thing, please. I want to actually see it now."
Polynoid Helper
The polynoid pulls the hood over its head.

"It is I, true, the radical, hidden in plan sight."
O-4
"................................................................."
O-4
"I thought you would look.................a bit more....................scary. :)"
Polynoid Helper
"Give me a break, girl. I only have one follower."
Craftsman
2024-12-16 22:10:22
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"We all can agree that you jumped the shark a little, no? God or no god. ;D"
O-4
"Wait....that's the hoodie I gave to the polynoid........ :)"
O-4
"You were-"
Polynoid Helper
"In the closet for the past 200 years? Yes."
Beeatrix
"It was them! All aloooong~! Plot twist!!!"
O-4
"This is so, like, anti climatic...... :)"
Beeatrix
"I think the space pope potentially committing the biggest power grab known to man in a act that is completely hypocritical to their beliefs that countless stories in that religion detailing this exact situation backfiring massively is rather funny in a cosmic sort of way."
O-4
"Shut the fuck up. :)"
Beeatrix
"What with it falling apart like this.... What now? The cat is out of the bag."
O-4
"Why are you so fucking small!?!?! :)"
Polynoid Helper
"You told me to be."
O-4
"............................................................"
O-4
"What."
Polynoid Helper
"I heard your sermons, and, well I figured you were right after thinking about it. I am kind of controlling over others."
O-4
"You were supposed to have like a trillion souls trapped within your body! :)))))"
Polynoid Helper
"Yeah."
Polynoid Helper
"I let them all go."
Craftsman
2024-12-16 22:21:17
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"Wonderful, Princess! You tamed a God. ;D"
Beeatrix
"That is so... Self-less!", Beeatrix looks like she may explode.
O-4
"You're telling me even if I took over your soul all that it would have done is make me fucking gaudy as shit? :)"
Polynoid Helper
"I mean, I was in your closet, so......"
O-4
"This........sucks............ :)"
O-4
"Now we have NO defenses against the incoming anomaly wave. :)))))))))"
Craftsman
2024-12-16 22:47:52
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"Hohoho, it's nice to know we removed our misunderstandings, and I happened to do a good thing by the end of the day... So please, don't punish me? ;D"
O-4
"How the fuck am I going to punish you, you're in my body! :)))))"
Craftsman
2024-12-16 22:49:18
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"You can't use the machine to put me back in my body? ;D"
Beeatrix
Beeatrix ask Princess as she looks at the fallen body of Mike, "Is there a reverse button on this contraption?"
O-4
"If I reverse it, MY SOUL will go into YOUR BODY as well. :)))))"
Craftsman
2024-12-16 22:50:28
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"Hohoho... ;D"
O-4
"And I worked like, really fucking hard on this body. :)"
Craftsman
2024-12-16 22:51:06
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 15:52:10
"HOHOHO... You surely must be joking, yes? ;D"
O-4
"I'm not. This is what you get for trying to put your soul into my baby! :)))))"
O-4
"..."
Craftsman
2024-12-16 22:52:46
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 15:52:00
"Dammit. ;D"
Polynoid Helper
"You people are truly strange. I will never understand."
Beeatrix
Beeatrix finds this whole situation funny and tries really hard not to laugh. Things will work out one way or another.
She walks back over to the group and asks, "How much power would it take to combat the incoming Anomaly wave?"
O-4
"I was hoping A TRILLION SOULS would be enough, but SOMEONE had a change of fucking heart out of nowhere??????? :)"
Polynoid Helper
"Aaaaah, that's very petty but considering the things I've done, I understand your anger."
O-4
"Shut the fuck up. :)))"
Polynoid Helper
"Look. I can consume one soul if it'll make you feel better."
Beeatrix
Beeatrix kicks the ground and says, "Aw man, I only have over a Dozen Caborhunds at my disposal."
Beeatrix
"That and Pheorn the Fatherly but I don't have Thornheads."
The hoodie tighten around the polynoid. It wraps itself tighter and tighter until the polynoid seems to realize what's going on and attempts to pull the Radical off its back.
Craftsman
2024-12-16 23:03:31
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"Don't ;D"
Craftsman
2024-12-16 23:03:47
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 15:51:18
"Ahem, don't. :)))))"
Polynoid Helper
"Just one soul, just one, for old time sakes?"

The polynoid gives up on trying to stop the Radical and just kneels, accepting his fate.

Craftsman
2024-12-16 23:04:48
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 16:01:57
"Just a bottle for the alcoholic! Just one more cigar for the smoker! I'm not one to speak loudly like that, but old vices are old vices! :)"
O-4
"Use my sign off when I'm not talking again, and I'm going to call O-5 in here. :)"
Beeatrix
"I don't think we'll be taking a pizza break after this."

Beeatrix attempts to buzz in and attempt to remove the garb from the Polynoid.
Craftsman
2024-12-16 23:05:53
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 15:50:46
"I'm so sorry, hohoho... Thought I'd be fitting for them to listen me out. ;D"
Beeatrix rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.
Polynoid Helper
Beeatrix fails to pull the hoodie off. With the polynoid's last breath he says

"...it's ok anything for p..princess....."
Beeatrix
Beeatrix is incapable of pulling the Hoodie off before the Polynoid is limp.

Beeatrix still attempts to pull open the face hole of the hoodie regardless or do something. Were she capable of sadness, she would cry. But she can only fake it...
2024-12-16 23:09:51
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 15:50:30

The hoodie fuses with the polynoid's skin, allowing the radical a more refined form.

Radical
"One soul........."
Radical
"Is all it takes......."
O-4
2024-12-16 23:14:15
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 16:03:34
Craftsman was sad to see someone he sacrificed his body to protect dying, but at least the death did mean something...
Beeatrix
Beeatrix jumps back onto her ass as she was just trying to pull that creatures mouth open and cries out, "That is a mouth now! Sweet honey iced tea!!!"
Beeatrix
"Did you kill the Polynoid?", Beeatrix asks as she tries to stand up and face the Anomaly.
Radical
"To believe in a god."
O-4
"You're still only 4 foot tall but go off. :)"
Radical
"The universe is so cruel, but I caused such madness."
O-4
"Yeah so don't even think you have the high ground here. :))))"
Beeatrix
Beeatrix cries out a little more as she processes it, "Wow, you killed the Polynoid!"

She then asks, "But hey, you are a god. Are you capable of coughing them back out perhaps?"
Radical
The Radical flies over Beeatrix, clearly considering the concept of wrapping himself around her and claiming another soul.

"I only have the power of one person. Nothing more. All the power I gave up, in my search for acceptance into the universe."
O-4
"This sucks. :)"
O-4
"This fucking sucks. :)"
O-4
"I only kept you around cause I thought you had like, a trillion souls and could defend this place when we needed it most! :)))))"
Radical
"Alas, only one soul."
Craftsman
2024-12-16 23:23:19
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 15:49:26
Hohoho, quite amusing that your preaching caused such a drastic change of hearts! ;D"
Craftsman
2024-12-16 23:23:37
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 15:49:23
"Sadly! I guess we're what someone could call, "screwed". ;D"
O-4
"We're going to be screwed in more ways than one soon. :)"
Beeatrix
Beeatrix remains steadfast. Things do not seem to be boding well at all. She may have to regroup and tackle, not one, but two Anomalous incursions. She is chip! Positive! She can do things!

Beeatrix attempts to pick up Celni, her Caborhund, and have it use [Happy Rays] on herself. Just for a minor pick me up.

Celni licks Beeatrix's face.

Craftsman
2024-12-16 23:26:05
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 15:49:10
(Cute, even if it's a terrible moment right now, hohoho! ;D)
O-4
"Well, anyone have any game plans? :)"
Radical
"Ask the Creator and Sleeper nicely to have pity on us?"
Radical
"Maybe they will turn off the machine, if we just ask."
Craftsman
2024-12-16 23:28:10
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 15:48:57
"I've heard you could destroy the corporation trying to affect this place, or redeem it. ;D"
O-4
"................................................"
Craftsman
2024-12-16 23:29:04
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 15:48:51
"Or that! Ask the Creator! ;D"
Beeatrix
Perfect! Things are never hopeless!

Beeatrix remains unintimidated and says, "I still have my bees, but that only handles the 1 anomaly invasion!"
Radical
"You're right. I could convince the Sleeper to stop maybe, but the Creator? Ask him to ruin his own machine? He hates me!"
O-4
"Yeah, cause your ass kept stealing his followers and turning them into dragons. :)"
Radical
"I apologize."
Beeatrix
Beeatrix tries to ask the Radical, "What are you planning on doing now that you are free to do as you want here on this planet?"
O-4
"I don't like that I'm like, legit considering accepting your apology. :)"
Craftsman
2024-12-16 23:32:04
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 15:48:28
"Who knew! My soul being inside you gave a little of compassion! ;D"
O-4
Princess punches herself in the chest.

"Shut up. :)"
Craftsman
2024-12-16 23:33:06
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 15:48:22
"Ough... ;D"
(Maybe it will give a better taste for fashion... ;D)
O-4
(We're in the same head, asshole. :) )
Craftsman
2024-12-16 23:33:43
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 15:48:15
(Quite a tacky head, hohoho... Don't punch yourself anymore, please. ;D)
Beeatrix
Beeatrix looks towards Princess fighting herself and back to the Radical and wonders if that is the right time for that.

Beeatrix attempts to ask the Radical, "Hey! Radical. I beseech thee, tell us what you are going to do! What evil do you plan to unleash now that you are free?"
Radical
"I would never commit evil."
Beeatrix
"You ate a whole Polynoid. A Polynoid I gave a lunch. That they never got to eat."

The Radical wraps its arms around Beeatrix's neck.

Beeatrix
"Ack!"
Radical
"No more souls for me."
Radical
"Even if....it's in my nature to want them so badly....."
Radical
"It would be so quick......"
Radical
The Radical jumps off of Beeatrix.

"But, I must fight temptation as I have for many years."
O-4
"I think we're done here. :)"
Beeatrix
Beeatrix can't feel negative emotion so she stands there awkwardly and acts intimidated. Which she is given a god is breathing down her neck and talking about murder.

"Phew... So do you feel bad about killing that Polynoid?"
Craftsman
2024-12-16 23:39:12
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 15:47:34
"Two hundred years, if not a little more. Quite courageous! ;D"
O-4
"I'm done having worthless god talk hour. :)"
Beeatrix
"I think they live here now."

Princess starts walking away, the Radical wraps itself around her.

O-4
"........................................................................"
O-4
"Can you like..............get off me? I already have to deal with another person in my body. :)"
Beeatrix
"They like you!" Beeatrix says playfully as she skips after Princess.
Radical
"I am following you for spiritual guidance."
Beeatrix
"A rather large fan of your work it seems. I don't think you can simply bat them away now. Unless you get O-5 involved."
O-4
"I think he's in love with me."
O-4
"Gross. :)"
Radical
".."
Beeatrix
Beeatrix asks with very little tact, "Hey Radical! Do you love Princess?"
Radical
"She reminds me so much of myself. I cannot help but wish I could wrap myself around her-"
Radical
"And just......"
Radical
"But I won't."
O-4
"Fuck my life. :)"
O-4
"I got an asshole in my head, and a god that wants to kill me wrapped around my hips. :)"
O-4
"Anyone else want to fuck me over? It's only noon, plenty of time. :)"
Beeatrix
"What about Mike's body?", Beeatrix says as she buzzes over to the machine and struggles to pull it out by the foot.
O-4
"Trash. :)"
O-4
"That's where notails put their bodies, duh. :)"
Beeatrix
Beeatrix adds, "Also, King will probably be mad at you for this."
O-4
Princess pulls out unicorn nip from her pockets.

"Nope. He loves me. :)"
Beeatrix
"Very well. May God Bee with you."
O-4
"Anyway, I have a lot. A fucking lot to explain to O-5. :)))))"
Much later in the day.....
O-5
O-5 hops a few steps towards the machine, viewing the comatose husk inside.
O-5
"....................................................."
Rye
"Is he dead.......;w;;;"
O-5 pulls out the body before stabbing it with a needle.
O-5
"Nah. uvu"
2025-02-27 17:57:44
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Last edit: 2025-11-17 16:06:40

The Craftsmans fingers twitch.

"Just sleeping, mate. uvu"
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