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FEAST FOR MOVIESTARS▼
FEAST FOR MOVIESTARS
[[Rigor Mortis Rag] Death Road to Canada [30 min]]
2024-12-15 13:17:29
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 11:05:05

A crew were on the hunt for pets after being able to run away from becoming audience members again. All of them agreed on one thing:

They were all tired of generic rations for meals, it sucks.

Time to find something a little more edible.

The found three tracks:

The first led to the dining tent of the production crew.

The second led to the castle.

The most interesting tracks, were the third. The footprints glowed. But... one downside. Those led to the wasteland.

0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
2024-12-15 13:19:39
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Posted by ID #87
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The sharply-dressed and ever-bespectacled xx0M3G4_BL4KH4RTxx furiously clacks away at his phone.

("lmao, tricked sum washedup 1NF3R10R celebs n2 doin my bidding. tht ought 2 make 4 sum gr8 b8 m8")
D-650017
2024-12-15 13:21:09
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 11:06:53
D-650017 glanced at the crew. "That dining tent looks like it's gonna have a nice meal for us. I don't care where we go, though. '-v-' "
G-17519
2024-12-15 13:22:53
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Last edit: 2025-11-18 11:07:13
"....Those um. Those tracks look radioactive. Glowing stuff is usually radioactive. I do not currently have fistlung. Which is a thing I would like to keep being the case. owo"
Emberspark
EmberSpark is carrying her snake wrapped about herself, softly petting his leaves as she looks about, following xx0M3G4_BL4KH4RTxx.
Aquamarine
2024-12-15 13:24:01
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The glowing aftik inspected the glowing prints

"Hm... Well I haven't seen that before..."
D-650017
2024-12-15 13:24:47
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Last edit: 2025-11-18 11:07:36
The D-ud didnt know why they'd even bothered following these people. Until they remembered the agreement on food.
Man, they were hungry.

"So then......" There was a long pause. What was this guy named again? "Where are we going? '-v-' "
Aquamarine
"I haven't had a good meal in ages on this forsaken planet. Might be good to check out the meals, snatch some. I wont lie im still pretty interested in these prints. I heard that this leads to somewhere bad, yes? Eh." Aqua hissed out words to herself.
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
2024-12-15 13:26:16
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xx0M3G4_BL4KH4RTxx puts away his phone and motions towards the tent.
"i bet dats where they keep the R34L food, i say we crash dat party"
Emberspark
"Oh that'll be quite the lark, though I bet they expect watelanders to invade."
D-650017
2024-12-15 13:27:14
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Last edit: 2025-11-18 11:08:00
"Sounds good to me. I doubt this guy will oppose to food, either. '-v-' " They motion to the dog that'd been following behind.
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
2024-12-15 13:31:49
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"wat the hell is tht thing"
D-650017
2024-12-15 13:32:20
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"Emergency murder dog. '-v-' "
G-17519
"Jesus. owo"
Aquamarine
"Food ahoy then."
Emberspark
"Kree kree kree, an enjoyable time indeed."
G-17519
"I-I don't want to get in too much trouble, but, I-I'm sure we can find some food there...owo"

The crew heads forth to find a meal, err, a creature!.....Well ok, an edible creature.

They're forced to sneak in, hoping that no one notices them....

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.

And they get in without a hitch! It seems the guards aren't active right now. Inside the tent the food is.......is.........

Bizz
"Horrible!"
Bizz
"Do they really expect me to eat this shit, Zapp?"
Zapp
"I think they expected you to close your mouth when you chew."

Looking elsewhere around the room you find two dentines!

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm......"

This dentine lays under a table, motionless as to not disturb anyone.

"Wo af! Wooooo affff!!!"

The other one is.....pretending to be a dog. It's begging for a meal!

Aquamarine
"Food and Dentines Starboard!"
D-650017
2024-12-15 16:18:04
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"We are sneaking around. be a little quieter, aftik. '-v-' "
Zapp
"You hear that?"
Bizz
"Nah, must have been the wind."
D-650017
2024-12-15 16:19:43
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The D-ud falls silent, just staring at the offending aftik.
Aquamarine
2024-12-15 16:20:39
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She quickly quieted down and ducked under a box giving a sorry glance to the D-ud "my bad mate!".
G-17519
Oh fuck he brought a cat. Dogs and cats do not mix.

"Hey, Kitty, let's find you something to eat and play with, m-maybe there's a laser point around here somewhere. owo" He whispers, looking around for stuff to keep his cat distracted.
G-17519 rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.

You find a common laser pointer!

Aquamarine
2024-12-15 16:23:14
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"Anyways, we should probably try to sneak some of those rations, maybe some for that poor pupper over there, and of course our sorry selves."
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
2024-12-15 16:24:07
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"quiet u M0R0NS, im tryn 2 steal a dog here"
D-650017
"then go get the dog."
Zapp
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zapp rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.
Zapp
"Bizz I heard something for real this time!"
Aquamarine
2024-12-15 16:27:23
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The aftik quietly hissed under her breath. "Fuuuuuck."
D-650017
A subtle notail salute, for our dearest tweep.
Bizz
Bizz is too busy talking about his point collection.
Emberspark
2024-12-15 16:28:43
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Ember looks about for leftover rations in this joint, as everyone grumbles amongst themselves.
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"(god does dis guy ever shaddup)"
Emberspark rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.

You find....generic rations......It turns out the producers are getting generic rations too!

G-17519
Ghost spends a while just playing with his weird cat using the laser pointer, trying not to cause trouble.
Aquamarine
Aqua made a quick and obvious death threat motion to the tweep before mummbling something very quietly under her breath, she tries to slip behind the boxes to move near the rations also attempting to also snag some...
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
2024-12-15 16:32:45
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xx0M3G4_BL4KH4RTxx also searches for food, maybe something dog treat-shaped.
D-650017
Following lead, D-650017 checks to see if they have something to lure over that dog with...
D-650017 rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.

D-650017 reaches under the table and gets bitten!

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

The producer tent is filled with dentines.

D-650017
2024-12-15 16:36:53
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"Hello, respectable young man. '-v-' " D-650017 retracts their hand from the dentine's personal space.
Aquamarine
2024-12-15 16:37:19
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Aqua rummages among the rations, keeping a close eye on the producers.

The dentine starts barking.

Zapp
"Ok that's it! Something is wrong!"

Zapp gets up, crosses over a table and finds the whole gang, as well as the dentine barking at them.
D-650017
2024-12-15 16:39:41
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"Is this Dentine yours? '-v-' "
Aquamarine
2024-12-15 16:40:40
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Aqua proceeded to act like nothing was occurring and leaned against a box calmly.
Zapp
"Well well well, we got a gaggle of idiots here. Check it out Bizz."
Zapp rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.
[Oblivion - Music & Ambience - Towns]
Bizz
Bizz is too busy talking to himself in a mirror to notice anything going on.
Zapp
"..........................................."
Zapp
"Bizz!!!!!"
Zapp rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.
Bizz
Bizz is still fairly distracted.
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"sum1 shut dis guy up"
Zapp
"Sweet hate of god, bizz-"
Emberspark
Ember unfurls her snake and tosses it to wrap around Zapp.
Emberspark rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 7 is rolled.

The snake flies past Zapp, and then over Bizz.

Bizz rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.
Bizz
He doesn't notice anything.
D-650017
"I think your friend is an idiot."
Emberspark
2024-12-15 16:49:20
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"Can someone else shut him up? I whiffed my snake."
Aquamarine
2024-12-15 16:49:46
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The aftik quickly snags Zapp's feet and attempts to take him down that way.
Aquamarine rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
Zapp
YOU DRAG ZAPP UNDER A TABLE LIKE SOME SORT OF BLESSED MONSTER.
"WH-GAK!!! WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT?!?!?"
Zapp rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.
Bizz
"Hm.......?"
Bizz
Bizz looks around.
"Guess Zapp went to get some drinks."
D-650017
"Good job aftik. This makes up for you almost getting us caught. We want dogs."
D-650017
2024-12-15 16:53:48
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"Give us dogs. '-v-' "
Aquamarine
2024-12-15 16:54:14
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Aqua sits. "Rations and dogs, we're starving."
Zapp
"Oh so I get it, you're all trying to steal grandma's prized dentines!"
G-17519
Ghost maintains eye contact with Zapp for like a good 30 seconds.

"Hey check this out. owo"

He then uses the laser pointer to make his cat dart across the room, past the dog dentine.
G-17519 rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
2024-12-15 16:55:30
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UH. UM. UH.

0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"wat"

You use your laser to bring the doglike dentine right over to you! It whimpers and sits with the group. It seems fairly tamed.

G-17519
Ghost now has a dentine that thinks it's a dog and a blort that thinks it's a cat. He hugs both of them.

"Okay this turned out pretty cool. owo"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"well dat was ez, gud job kitty"
Zapp
"You can take the rations, but I ain't letting you folks have her freakish monster pooches!"
D-650017
"You came to the prison planet. Lets go while we have the dog, folks."
D-650017
2024-12-15 17:00:41
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"Jeb, make sure that bastard doesnt get in the way of our escape. '-v-' "
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"actully i came here for some good fucking food (finally). spill the beans fatso, we kno your hogging teh good stuff"
Aquamarine
"Perhaps we could snag another dog?" She mumbled.
G-17519
2024-12-15 17:02:27
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Last edit: 2025-11-18 11:14:29
"Wait, is this a crime? Am I doing a crime right now? I didn't mean to! I don't want to go to prison planet - hey wait."

"Um... Okay, now I'm confused. owo"
Zapp
"I'll tell you where the good food is at."
Zapp
"Up my ass, bird brain."
Emberspark
2024-12-15 17:03:37
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"Welp, time to go spelunking."
Aquamarine
Aqua shoves an object into his mouth quickly hissing "Lets just get out of here."
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"ull hav a foot up ther 2 if u dont fess up"
D-650017
2024-12-15 17:05:01
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-18 11:14:58
"C'mon you Alien idiots, lets go, chop chop, take the dog and leave. Jeb, make sure that fuck doesn't get up and in our way, like i said. '-v-' "

Bizz is getting thirsty....

Bizz rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.
Bizz
"Where in the world is Zapp-"

Bizz flies over the table and sees the group......

Bizz
"............................."
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"..."
D-650017
"..."
G-17519
2024-12-15 17:10:24
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Ghost panics and points the laser pointer at Bizz.
G-17519 rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.

The laser hits a mirror, and then points at your eye! NOOOOO YOUR PERFECT 20/20 VISION. RUINED!!!!

G-17519
"Owowow- owo"
Aquamarine
"Let's scram!" The aftik gets ready to book it with the group!
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"my 4RCHN3M3S1S, face 2 face @ last. finally decided 2 join tha party, eh?"
Emberspark
"Crackle quick drag him down!"
Emberspark rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.

Crackle is too in love with Blizz to attack!

Bizz
"Crackle......"
[Artificial Intelligence Bomb]
Bizz
2024-12-15 17:16:18
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"Bring her down."
Bizz rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.

Crackle is now on Bizz's side! She bites Ember on the arm!

Aquamarine
Aqua face palms and quickly decides to snatch the fairy.
G-17519
Ghost tries to just take the dog and cat and run off in his own confusion. "I-I'm sorry!! owo"
D-650017
2024-12-15 17:20:29
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Last edit: 2025-11-18 11:15:39
"Jeb. Shut that fairy up, and make it snappy. Do it well and you eat well. '-v-' "
D-650017 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. An 18 is rolled.

Jeb slaps Bizz hard! Bizz hits the table!

D-650017
"Oh good dog!"
Bizz
"Ok...so you want to make this a fight, huh?"
D-650017
2024-12-15 17:26:41
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"NOW GET THE DOG AND RUN BEFORE HE GETS HELP, YOU SENTIMENTAL IDIOTS. '-v-' "
Bizz
"Well...what's a fight without an audience?"

A camera crew appears!

0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"wow chill out assholes I didnt mean roast him 4 reel"
D-650017
2024-12-15 17:29:14
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"This is why I never work with aliens. '-v-' "
Aquamarine
2024-12-15 17:29:52
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"Alright boys, time for me to pack it up!" Aqua grabs the dog and attempts an escape!
Bizz
"Cheerleaders!~~"
2024-12-15 17:30:49
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Fairies appear! Bizz is calling a cheer! But-

Bizz
"Learned this one from a friend. Hey folks, you want it, you need it."
Bizz
"Cheer for me for a chance to win this rare rat."
D-650017
"WE NEED TO START RUNNING NOW YOU IDIOTS."
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"cmon ru R34LLY gon 2 to cheer 4 dis S3LL0UT over a stupid rat? giv ME ur power"
G-17519
"T-That's a really cool rat!!! owo"

Ghost has been boxed in by camera men and adoring fans, apparently. He's still looking for a way out.
2024-12-15 17:46:48
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A vote is called.

Aquamarine
2024-12-15 17:48:27
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Aqua stops. It's such a pretty rat. Gotta have it. Gotta Have It.
D-650017
2024-12-15 17:49:22
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"GET YOUR DOG. I'M GETTING THE FUCK OUT. '-v-' "

On their turn, they want to just flee, preferably with their dog and the tamed dog!
Bizz
Bizz is being powered up by the fairy cheerleaders.
G-17519
Ghost cheers for the enemy team.

"W-Wooo! We probably deserve this! Ireallywantthatratimsorryowo"

The camera crew is blocking a clean exit, you have to battle!

D-650017
2024-12-15 17:54:24
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"Jeb. Clear our way. '-v-' "
Aquamarine
2024-12-15 17:54:57
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"Oh well, I guess I'll make a distraction." Aqua lunges at Bizz!
Bizz
"If you think I'm going to fight you, you're wrong."
Bizz
"You wanna steal a dog? We can play that game too."

With the power of overwhelming cheers, Bizz uses it to try and charm Jeb!

Bizz rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 19 is rolled.

Jeb is in love with Bizz!

Bizz
"Counter em, Jebby boy!"

Jeb goes in for a clash!

Aquamarine rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.
Jeb rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. A 4 is rolled.

The aftik tackles Jeb to the floor!

Bizz
"Wow...Jeb is shit, man."
D-650017
"He hates everybody."
D-650017
2024-12-15 18:02:24
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"If you think he loves you, your wrong. You're a sinner just like us. '-v-' "

D-650017 leaves.

G-17519
"You're really weird. owo"
Aquamarine
2024-12-15 18:04:59
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"Eat this you piece of good boy!" Aqua holds him while the rest fight, attempting to tame Jeb with rations.
Emberspark
Ember winces from the bite, but pets her snakes leaves gently to try and calm him down.
Emberspark rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.

Your snakevine rolls over. She totally did not try to betray you! Nooooo way!!!!

G-17519
2024-12-15 18:07:09
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"What do I do what do I do- um- Cats like bugs, right? Sorry, kitty. owo"

Ghost picks up Cattipede and throws him at Bizz!
G-17519 rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.
2024-12-15 18:07:55
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Cattipede lands on Bizz! It doesn't hurt him though, it's just happy to be near him. (It loves you more though, it promises!!!!!)

0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
2024-12-15 18:08:31
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"fien i dont need ur praise neway."


"yo 4LPH4_F1R3L0RD. lights, camera, FIRE!"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.

Your bird looks from Bizz to you.......

Bizz flips a 2 sided coin. A 2 is flipped.

But it starts shooting flames at the camera crew!

Bizz
"Just my luck to pick the one damn animal that's shit."
Bizz
"So uh....."
Bizz
"Cheerleaders...mind powering me up again?"

A vote is called, with traitors being reminded they won't be entered into the rat raffle.

Emberspark
2024-12-15 18:13:17
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Ember scoops her snake up and jumps back up.
Aquamarine
Aqua mutters something about the crowd being the worst, but continues holding back the dog.
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"dis coming from the schmuck responsible 4 "I Married A Gondii Goat"
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"god wat a piece of crap that was"

Bizz gains tons of-

Bizz
"WOAH, that's not canon."
Bizz
"We all agree that's not c- wait."
Bizz
"I thought you were talking about 3 gondii-"
Emberspark
"Kree kree kree, I married a what?"
Zapp
"Bizz shut the fuck up don't give them ammo, Punch them."
Bizz
"I don't punch people man, I look good."
Aquamarine
"If someone can watch this dog for a bit I can try to land some punches..."

Bizz attempts to charm the bird with his INTENSELY BRIBED FAIRY POWERS.

Bizz rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +8. A 12 is rolled.

The bird freezes......He has decided to be "neutral" and flies away!

Zapp
"Your luck sucks ASS today!"
Bizz
"Whatever...I still have...one last mutt on my side."
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"ok well lets c how good u look after TH1S"
Emberspark
Excited by the flames ember starts [Throwing] her snake around, fanning the flames as she attacks the cameracrew.
Aquamarine
2024-12-15 18:25:42
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"Send over the dog, I'm ready for it!" Aqua wooped, enjoying the fight.
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
xx0M3G4_BL4KH4RTxx goes in for a full body kick!
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.

REROLLING I HATE 10S

0M3G4_BL4KH4RT flips a 2 sided coin. A 2 is flipped.
2024-12-15 18:26:32
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Omega jumps in the air, and kicks Blizz right in the.....THE WHOLE BODY, THE DUDE IS SMALL!

BIZZ IS KO'd!!

G-17519
Ghost gathers up his cat.

"I-I think your movies are mediocre at best! Okay bye can I leave now owo"
Zapp
"Bizz, buddy!!!!"
Aquamarine
"Now.... May we have your dogs... All of them please."

The camera crew move out the way, scared of getting kicked next!

G-17519
"Oh fuck the gods that looked like it hurt. owo"
Zapp
"Bizz....speak to me, man..."
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"tch. destoryed him liek I destoryed TH3 F1FTH M34T"
Bizz
"Did they.....at least get that all on camera."
Zapp
"You assholes got that on camera right?"

The camera crew nods.

0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"QUICK GRAB THE DOGGO AND LETS BOOGIE"
Zapp
"Niceeeeeee"
G-17519
GHOST GRABS THE DOG AND....STARTS DANCING??
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH U DINGUS"

ANYWAY Omega collects Alpha and the dog and ABSCONDS.
G-17519
"O-Oh right. owo"

Ghost runs for it!
0M3G4_BL4KH4RT
"sorry hot stuff dats against da rules"
Emberspark
2024-12-15 18:36:20
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Ember heads out with her snake and the...ration she grabbed.

"Don't bite mommy again, Crackle."
2024-12-15 18:37:51
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They all escaped with the beloved dog.

They stole an old lady's dog, but she's dead now... so finders keepers!

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