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THE TRUTH IS THAT I LOVE YOU
Laurent Lunoir - Yum
2024-12-13 16:38:20
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Clowns left and right step aside, stumble over one another and make room. Gazes fall upon an imposing figure, marching their way through, not focused on those who move out of his path. The Dragonborne Prince was clearly searching for someone, his mind occupied fully by his goal with his Cruel Blood Demon-Slasher Axe clutched in his hand.

2024-12-13 16:38:32
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...Frankly he was getting bored searching. Oh yes, he did enjoy his new form very much (while it lasts), but trying to find people on this planet was like looking for a needle in a clown stack. Buckingham XXI sighs to himself, pulling his phone out from a pocket on the pelt he donned around his waist, little nails clicking against the screen as he texts.

LORDOFEVIL
2024-12-13 16:42:10
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Posted by ID #24
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O-11, IT'S BEEN WEEKS I THINK. YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED ME, IS EVERYTHING OK?
2024-12-13 16:51:04
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Buck bit his lip. He knew that O-11 was here, somewhere.. if he hadn't jumped planet yet. He hoped that wasn't the case..

O-11 had been seeking out Circe. He felt lost in a way without her. As if he couldn't balance himself. Surely she'd have a spell to make him feel right again
2024-12-13 16:52:25
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Posted by ID #24
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RING

His phone. He's been having so much fun that he hasn't checked his phone in ages. He remembers the message he never got around to reading. Fumbling with the phone due to his new hands he goes to Buckingham's name.

FUCKANOMALIES
2024-12-13 16:55:05
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Posted by ID #24
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Oh, oh gosh I'm so sorry my-my prince of darkness! I've been uh busy, with this new job.
FUCKANOMALIES
2024-12-13 16:55:24
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Like!
FUCKANOMALIES
2024-12-13 16:55:36
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Posted by ID #24
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I've been investigating the ringleader.

That was a lie but.....

FUCKANOMALIES
2024-12-13 17:05:12
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I'm so sorry I didn't see your messages I've been so busy!!!!
Hey where are you right now? OwO
OH!!!
YES OF COURSE. DO NOT WORRY MY DARLING O-11! I AM ....

2024-12-13 17:24:44
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Buckingham thought for a moment, looking around for a street name..

MY TRACKING HAS LEAD ME TO THIS.. CLOWN PLANET. SPECIFICALLY SOME INANE ROAD TITLED "GUFFAW AVENUE". ALSO MY SHIP IS ALSO DESTROYED AND IM STRANDED.
OOOOOOOH I know where that is, we're actually close by!
2024-12-13 17:26:33
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 21:55:54

O-11 felt his heart skip? Oh god, he knew he'd die at the worst possible moment. He was about to meet his husband Buckingham for the first time ever, and yet all he felt was anxiety.

He's never seen him before. He has no idea what he'll do, what the correct way to act was! If he could find Circe he could solve his feelings, yes!

FUCKANOMALIES
2024-12-13 17:29:16
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Posted by ID #24
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A-Actually!!!! Maybe we're not close! OwO

Ugh no! What was he thinking. That was a terrible lie, he already messed up his chance to escape and never see Buckingham.


Joking joking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OwO
I'll uh...meet up with you then? OwO
2024-12-13 17:31:13
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 21:56:30

Oh, why couldn't he find Circe to take these nervous feelings away from him?


Buckingham was physically prepared, but not emotionally prepared. What if O-11 rejects him... again! It made a knot form in his throat thinking about it too hard, one that he swallows down lest he attract more clowns to him again. Buckingham didn't think much on O-11 claim's that he was joking, and simply replied.

L.M.A.O.
THEN I'LL BE SEEING YOU SOON, YES? I'LL WAIT FOR YOU HERE MY LOVE.
You won't have to wait too long my Prince! I'll be there faster than a- a uh rabbit escaping anomalous execution! OwO
2024-12-13 17:34:18
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O-11 closes his phone.

He could feel his physical death coming for him.

Just for a flicker of a moment he thought "If I died right now, that'd be the perfect excuse to get out of this." His body moved automatically as he talked himself out of spontaneous and sudden death.

When he finally came to the street, it was hard to miss the guy.

Big.
Green.
Hulking.
And barely wearing anything.

"U-Uh-Uh H---Hey Buck-Uh Prince!! Of darkness???!? Hi! I'm....uh....it's me! OwO"
2024-12-13 17:37:03
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 21:59:31

Oh no.......
Oh, the gods are laughing at him.
The guy before him was everything he saw, he remembered in his games.
But now that he's seeing him in real life he realizes....
He's too....BIG. Too....SCARY


Buckingham21
2024-12-13 17:38:29
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"O-11.. My darling O-11!" His expression softened.
2024-12-13 17:39:10
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Buckingham turned, his long black hair flowing in the breeze, his fiery gaze meeting with O-11's as he would approach. Again, Buckingham was facing the Notail whom he had been longing to meet in person for these 8 years past, and yet again.. his heart raced in his chest. Buckingham always spoke so highly of himself, but even while piloting this massive body, he felt so small...

Buckingham21
2024-12-13 17:39:39
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Posted by ID #87
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He swallows, trying not to stammer as he spoke. "I- I had no idea that you were, I mean it's such a Coincidence that we'd be Here on this planet in the same area at the Exact Same Time and that I appear exactly as I have told you I would be just as I had told you I was over our chats all this time!"

....THIS WAS PAINFULLY AWKWARD. THE AWKWARD TENSION FELT BETWEEN THEM EVEN REPELLED THE SURROUNDING ZANNI.
"Wo-woah yeah you.....wooooo you uh...."
2024-12-13 17:41:14
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Posted by ID #24
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O-11 IS GOING TO FAINT.
LIKE OUT OF FEAR NOT OUT OF LOVE.

"-look...neeugh, just like that way I thought you would!!!! OwO"
"Big.......Strong......"
"I uh.....I bet you would bend me in half!!! OwO"
"I KNOW, EXACTLY HOW I DESCRIBED RIGHT? EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING.. OF ME......"
"Why did I say THAT OUT LOUD!?!?! OwO"
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeee-"
"..............................."
O-11
2024-12-13 17:45:29
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"YES!!!!! Just like I uh thought you would be! OwO"
2024-12-13 17:49:35
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HE'S GOING TO DIE.
RIGHT NOW.

"...................................I can't do this."
"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BEND ME IN HALF THAT'S GREAT!?!?!? OwO"
"No- No I mean-"

Buckingham can't hold it back any longer. Literally everything was falling apart in his hands, as well as his emotional state. Buckingham gets down on one knee, letting his hair fall forward.

"O-11 I.. I'M SORRY! I-I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP ANY LONGER, Y-YOU WOULDN'T EVEN CONSIDER ME YOURS IF I HAD APPROACHED YOU ANY OTHER WAY AND- AND-"
"W-What do you mean any other way.......you're not.....bigg-bigger are you????? OwO"
"Look....I.....c-can I just....be a li-little honest here? OwO"
Sniff. "No, no... I-I'm hardly big at all, really. I-I've been entirely dishonest. I'm.. A No good CATFISHER JUST LIKE THEY'VE ALL BEEN SAYING ABOUT ME." Buckingham rubs his eyes, nodding to O-11 before he could continue to blubber about his falsehoods.
"Ok.......Ok. I'm going to be REALLY honest right-right now!"
"And then I'm going to re-regret it! Got it? Ok! Here we go!!!! OwO" O-11 takes a deep breath.

O-11 takes a deep breath.

DANGANRONPA OST: -1-09- Junk Food for a Dashing Youth
O-11
2024-12-13 17:57:30
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"So like, you're FUCKING HUGE!!!!!! I thought, mmmm hey I totally would like that, you know, the-the men in the game, they're hot, for sure! Well. I-I. Nuuuugh........you're like. Scary. Huge."
"I thought you liked scary huge."
"I thought, maybe I could take this, bu-but then hooo boy, you took one step closer to me, and I- i uhhhhhh kind of, sort ooooooof, thought I was about to die."

HE'S NOT REALLY LISTENING......

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2024-12-13 17:59:33
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"And it's like......you're naked man......in public???? I mean ok ok fuck you! I uh don't wear a shirt in public, I have issues, I don't like mmmm I DON'T like the way fabric clings to me!!!!! OK?!?! I just....I want people to stop asking me this!!! It's not a thing!"
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2024-12-13 18:00:03
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"Wait, what was I talking about......."
"Oh right now I remember!"
".........."
"YOU'RE! BASICALLY NAKED IN PUBLIC!?!?!?!?! Why would you do that????? Wh-what if someone....no I c-can't say it."
"Also look I........I really like fictional dragons yo-you know it's a taboo sort of thing...but now I'm kind of uuuuuuh wondering about the social and political ramifications of fucking a dragon. I think- mmmm people might call me what's c-called a.....hypocrite if I really married....a real dragon."
"Fictional dragons that's cool! Pretending to be a dragon, that's cool!"
"I-I'm not a real dragon-"
"BUT YOU'RE AN ACTAL REAL DRAGON. I M-MIGHT HAVE FUCKED UP. OwO"
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2024-12-13 18:03:21
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"O-Oh, you're not a dragon? What species are you then? OwO"
"......."
"The Drattle you met earlier this week after the horrid Horse encounter.........." Buck points out his hat to him.....
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2024-12-13 18:04:43
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"...........................................Yeah, what about him? OwO"

He's stupid.

"I-IT IS I! BUCKINGHAM THE 21ST IS A DRATTLE, NOT A DRAGONBORNE PRINCE! A dratttle..." ...Buck tries to swallow his pride, grinding his teeth a bit.. "The one you referred to as Shorty."
"....................................................................."
"Oh fucking god........."
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2024-12-13 18:07:16
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"..."
"You-you ummmmmm ah, you transform!!!!!!!!"
"Just like that one arma from the movies!"
"He becomes huge and ugly when he transforms!"
"Like you. OwO"
"Fuck wait-"
"I didn't mean to - say that.OwO"
"I liked you more when you were holdable can you just.....go back....."
"That form was cute! OwO"
"Ah.. no... no.. I had encountered a.. rather generous AI.. I knew you wouldn't accept me as I am, so I had to..."
"You had to become ugly......OwO"
"So you would recognize me......"
"...I need to see that Circe. I need to see her so I can shed this form and become my Stunningly Handsome Drattle self again!"
"Wait....so.....yoummmmmmmm you were cursed by a witch to become ugly? OwO"
"This is just like a movie! OwO"
"I'm sorry- this is serious. OwO"
"I-I THOUGHT THIS FORM WAS HANDSOME- I DID IT FOR YOU, O-11!
"This was a disaster."
O-11
2024-12-13 18:16:40
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"I..am so sorry I fuckingmmmmmmm I don't think I can't date anyone taller than me. I'm easily...intimidated. OwO"
"But Hey, I know Circe! Sh-she'll fix you, she fixes everything! OwO"
"She fixed me too. OwO"
Buckingham21
2024-12-13 18:17:40
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Posted by ID #87
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"...wait- you too?"
O-11
2024-12-13 18:18:02
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".........................................................................................................................."
O-11 takes a deep breath. "Actually no I.....I can't go on a s-self deprecation rant my...my therapist told me I can't do that. OwO"
"..........."
"I wasn't always a hot Shadow Dragon warrior.......OwO"
"Sniff.........."
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2024-12-13 18:20:28
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"Here, just take this p-photo of me. OwO"
2024-12-13 18:21:10
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"Don't say any-DON'T YOU DARE, say anything about the collar. OwO"

"It's ok, I'm fixed now. OwO"
"You're.... you're....."
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2024-12-13 18:24:48
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"Ugly...."
"....Even more handsome than I had hoped you to be."
".............................................................."
"WELL GREAT!!!! NOW WE MMMMM BOTH FUCKED UP!!!!!!!! OwO"
"I- I HAD THOUGHT THAT.. PERHAPS MAYBE SINCE I WAS LYING ABOUT MY APPERANCE FOR SO LONG THAT YOU MAY OF ALSO LIED AS WELL AND-"
"We need to locate the Circe, Now."
"We need to fin-WE NEED to find her mmmm right now!"
"I'm tired of being big and hot..........."
"People keep asking me to move their furniture........mmm is this...what hot people have to deal with? OwO"
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2024-12-13 18:28:21
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"I- WANT TO BE APPRECIATED AND FEARED FOR THE DRATTLE I TRULY AM! NOT THIS HIDEOUS FACADE!" BUCKINGHAM TOSSES HIS AX ASIDE OUT OF FRUSTRATION AND BECAUSE IT'S DRAMATIC!
"AND I'M TIRED OF SOCIALIZING WITH PEOPLE WHO WANT TO TOUCH MY CHEST!!!! OwO"
"Do you want to go to the cheesecake factory later uh, you know......"
"As a date."
"I haven't eaten in days I can't get this faceplate off. OwO"
"I would love nothing more than to Go Out to The Cheesecake Factory with you after we're free of our nonsense."
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