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CLASSIC DUNGEONS OPENING
[Coconut Mall | Mario Kart Wii]
2024-12-13 10:21:07
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Posted by ID #14
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This all happened cause one of you just had to anger a freaking monkey.

2024-12-13 10:22:25
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Posted by ID #14
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Everyone is currently within a jail cell, and not the normal nice ones the Kratos gave out. No no.

You all got kidnapped by jesters, and what happens next, you don't know.

2024-12-13 10:23:45
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2024-12-13 10:24:05

"OOoooheeeeee!!!!!!"

2024-12-13 10:24:28
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2024-12-13 10:24:35

And that animal, standing just outside of your cage ratted you all out.

Clover
"I trusted you and and I gave you my crackers! Well,, I think Tinny was gonna eat them anwyays but I TRUSTED YOU-" Clover wails through the bars.
Hohun Merchant
2024-12-13 10:34:36
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2024-12-13 14:02:59
"Fucking snitch! Let us out of here!!"
Melody
"Snitch monkey."
Brown Sugar
Brown Sugar just sighed. "I don't even know how I ended up in this darn mess."
Anastasia
"I just got here and I'm already in jail- all because of a snitch! How did this even happen??"
Tinny
"Damn things gonna regret it when i get outta here. He's first on the menu."
2024-12-13 10:37:07
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2024-12-13 10:37:33

"Eeeeeueueueuuuuu!!!!"

The roximur points its middle claw up as it runs up and down the hall.

Anastasia
"……….. Did it just flip us off?"
Melody
"I want to laugh but I'm mad."
Hohun Merchant
2024-12-13 10:39:10
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Posted by ID #195
Last edit: 2025-11-20 19:38:30
The hohun leans back up against the bars of the cage. He hates it. Hates it in here. All for a fucking monkey he's not even gonna be able to sell...
Clover
2024-12-13 10:40:23
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2024-12-13 10:42:35
"I'm,,,Shamrock can you go through the bars and find a key or something to get out?"
Clover rolls a 20 sided die. An 8 is rolled.
2024-12-13 10:42:32
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2024-12-13 10:43:04

Shamrock is sleeping, shuuuush.

Tinny
"FUCCK IT!! THAT THING DOESN'T GET TO LAUGH AT ME IN A CAGE!! I'M NOT THE ANIMAL!!"

Tinny and her blort doppelganger attempt to bite through the bars!
2024-12-13 10:43:25
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2024-12-13 10:52:31
Tinny rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.

TINNY EATS THAT BAR RIGHT OFF

"Ooooo......"

Tinny
"THATS RIGHT METAL. YOURE NOTHING!!!"
Anastasia
"Well… thats definitely a way to do that!"
Melody
"Well munchity crunchity then."
Brown Sugar
"How did you do that?? "
Tinny
"Ahehehehehehehehehe oh yknow"
Hohun Merchant
2024-12-13 10:46:51
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Posted by ID #195
Last edit: 2025-11-20 19:40:25
"Y-yeesh, you think you can make a bigger hole for the rest of us? Move aside."

With his SHEER POWER str of 2, the merchant tries to tug at the bars!
2024-12-13 10:47:14
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2024-12-13 10:51:42
Some Furry rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.

YOU TUG THE BARS OFF, WHAT IS THIS, MADE OF PLASTIC?

Anastasia
"Well- I guess breaking through these flimsy bars could be easy if everyones eating/breaking them"

Anastasia also attempts to break the bars.
Anastasia rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.

SNAP the bars break with a lot of effort put into it!

Hohun Merchant
2024-12-13 10:49:38
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2025-11-20 21:02:29
"............................."
Hohun Merchant
2024-12-13 10:49:45
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2025-11-20 21:02:34
"...Easier... than expected. Huh."
Clover
"Wow okay,we are learning a lot today."

The roximur gets into pouncing mode! It's going to jump at someone!

Brown Sugar
"Yea this could've been a lot worse!"
Hohun Merchant
2024-12-13 10:53:36
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Posted by ID #195
Last edit: 2025-11-20 21:07:35
NOT BEFORE SEVEN JUMPS FIRST.
Clover
"ACK, Shamrock wake up and tangle the monkey!!"
Hohun Merchant
2024-12-13 10:54:59
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2025-11-20 21:07:41
"C'MERE, YOU APE!"
Tinny
"DOGPILE!!"

SEVEN AND THE MONKEY COLLIDE MIDAIR.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.

SEVEN HAS GRABBED THE MONKEY.

Clover rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.
Anastasia
"OH MY- UM- please don't mangle the monkey!"

Shamrock lazily starts climbing Seven to help.

Melody rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
Melody
2024-12-13 10:55:56
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2025-11-20 21:08:07
Melody attempts to break a bar. FOR REVENGE!!!!!!!!

CRACK.....

2024-12-13 11:00:09
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2024-12-13 11:00:39

OH GOD THAT NOISE WAS FROM YOU

Brown Sugar
"I guess I'll have a go too." Brown Sugar attempts to bite through the bars as well
Brown Sugar rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.

YOU RIP THAT BAR OFF LIKE A CHAMP, YOU'RE FREE.

Tinny
"MAN. JUST LIKE HOME AMIRITE"
Seven
2024-12-13 11:01:52
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2025-11-20 21:09:01
SEVEN'S BUSTED MASK FLIES OFF MID-AIR. IT WAS, FRANKLY, RUINED SINCE THE HOG PARADE YESTERDAY.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW EXTRALS EVEN HAD BONES (THEY DON'T BUT APPARENTLY A SKELETON GOT INTO YOU!!!!)

Seven
"GRR take that you FIEND GRRGGH"
He keeps it pinned!
Melody
"WHERE DID I GET BONES FROM. I DID NOT ORDER THESE."
Anastasia
"WELL. UM. Mimic be a dear and help Seven please??"
2024-12-13 11:04:51
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The monkey tries to levitate Seven!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 6 is rolled.
2024-12-13 11:06:04
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BUT FAILS, HE'S TOO HEAVY!

Clover
"What the fuck is happening." Clover leaves the cell to help Seven with the roximurr.
Seven
"Yall feel something?"
2024-12-13 11:07:00
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Posted by ID #14
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"EEEEEEaaaaahahaahahaaaaAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!"

NEVERMIND
THE AFTIK BREAKS LIKE
3 TEETH
IT'S HORRIBLE
THERE'S BLOOD?

Melody
"I feel BONES IN MY HAND. WHY ARE THERE BONES IN MY HAND."
Seven
"Guh- lighten up! Quit bragging about your freak skeleton 'r whatever, get over here and help us with this ape!"
Anastasia
"OH- OH NO???? BROWN SUGAR ARE YOU OK??"
Clover
"STOP BREAKING BONES YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE??"
Brown Sugar
2024-12-13 11:11:54
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Posted by ID #195
Last edit: 2025-11-20 21:11:34
It appears as though Brown Sugar will not be escaping this cell. He cries out in pain from the loss of his teeth.
Tinny
"IM GONNA PUT THIS THING IN A DAMN HEADLOCK!!"

Tinny cheerfully moves to assist Seven by grabbing the roximur by its floppy head.
Tinny rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.
2024-12-13 11:12:23
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2025-11-20 21:11:25

YOU HEADLOCK THAT MONKEY WOW THESE ROLLS ROCK.

Melody
"Glad y'ALL ARE HAVING GOOD LUCK."
Tinny
"I love violence"
Anastasia
Anastasia has given up, she wants to see a monkey fight and is now cheering Seven on.
Melody
Melody does the sensible extral thing and attempts to fwoop between the cell bars.
2024-12-13 11:14:12
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Last edit: 2024-12-13 11:14:26

The monkey attempts to toss both folks across the room using levitation again!!!

Tinny
"We'll teach you to rat us out to those freaks little guy!!!"
Clover
Clover attempts to break out of their cell!
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.

You are pushed off the rox!

Melody rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.
Anastasia
2024-12-13 11:18:22
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2024-12-13 11:20:53
"UMM… I should- I should go help huh?"

She is now attempting to break out of her cell.
Tinny
2024-12-13 11:18:34
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Last edit: 2024-12-13 11:18:42
"FUCK!"

You just.....zap outside the bars.

Anastasia rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.

WOAH
YOU NUKE THOSE BARS, YOU RIP THE BARS SO GOOD, YOU'RE HOLDING A GIANT IRON WEAPON NOW.

"Aaaah ahh!!!!!"

The rox attempts to flee!

Anastasia
"HAH- Nice! Violence time!"

SHE ATTEMPTS TO SMACK THE MONKEY WITH THE METAL BAR
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.
Tinny
Tinny gets out some pom poms.

"Anastasia, She's our man! Beat his ass, best you can!"

It's running out of the jail!

Tinny
NOT FOR FUCKING LONG I TACKLE HIM
Tinny rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.

You grab it by the tail!

Anastasia
Anastasia goes to chase the monkey down and again, attempt to smack him with the jail bar
Clover
Clover uses extral bs to zap out of the bars like melody.
Seven
"Bag that ape, Hammy! I'm tired of that thing."

Seven rummages around for a spare creature cage, hoping he hasn't used up all of them wrangling his orders...
Melody
2024-12-13 11:23:46
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2025-11-21 02:03:37
"Hey Nebby, you're real [Pretty], distract that monkey!"

NEBBY IS NOW PRETTY. YOUR NEXT ACTION MUST INCLUDE COMMENTING ON NEBBY.

(ELSE YOU WILL AUTO FAIL YOUR ACTION)

2024-12-13 11:26:28
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"Sniff sniff....."

2024-12-13 11:26:57
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The rox attempts to jump on Nebby for being so pretty!

"Eeeeeee!!!!"

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.
Anastasia
"Oh what a cuteee rat. So cute! You are so pretty it makes me want to hit something"

ANASTASIA IS TRYING TO HIT THIS MONKEY SOOOOO BAD

The rox is barely clinging to Nebby!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.

YOUR THICK MUSCLES LADY

YOU SMASH THAT MONKEY, KNOCKING IT OUT!

Clover
"That's a very cute rat but I need help out of this cell!"
Tinny
"Oh ahaha sorry clover lemme look at the cute rat and then bite your bars off sorry i didnt forget you no never"

I... toooottally didnt forget my cool pal clove. I eat some more metal.
Melody
"Who's a good pretty boy? Yes you are!"

Melody attempts to help Clover with the power of BEING A SPACE BUG.
Seven
"Just do the thing, dude. Come on, 'yer wasting time."
Seven
"You know... the thing."
Anastasia
"Huh! That was easy!

With a sigh of relief she, too, tries to get clover out of jail so they can get their passed out monkey.
Melody rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.
Clover
"I'VE BEEN TRYING." SHE ATTMEPTS AGAIN TO EXTRAL OUT.
Brown Sugar
"Anyone mind helpin me out over here? I don't have no fancy thangs"

You help pull Clover out of the cell!

Clover rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.
2024-12-13 11:33:05
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Clover is already out! The DM was hoping for a bad roll to teleport her back in!

Anastasia
"Welp! I knocked the monkey out for ya'- I dont know if you have a creature cage or sumthin' but its conked out!"
Melody
"You terrify me."
Seven
"I might have one leftover from my orders. Lemme root around."
A Jester
2024-12-13 11:34:36
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Posted by ID #195
Last edit: 2025-11-21 21:10:09
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Melody
"You hit it one time."
Anastasia
"…."
Another Jester
2024-12-13 11:37:24
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Posted by ID #195
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Yet Another Jester
2024-12-13 11:37:57
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Posted by ID #195
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Clover
"GUYS DON'T "
Anastasia
"Hah! Its not that bad- gal sometimes cant control her own strength"
More Jesters
2024-12-13 13:24:35
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Posted by ID #195
Last edit: 2025-11-21 21:12:11
...
The jesters are arriving
Melody
"Pspsps Nebby... want a treat? You've been such a good rat!"
Tinny
"So. Y'all. My fellow friends. Howzabout we go get some burgers. The monkey should foot the bill."

The jesters start opening all of the cells.

Seven
"Oh w-"

BEFORE HE CAN SAY ANOTHER WORD HIS OWN PIG PUNTS HIM DOWN TO KEEP HIM QUIET.
Anastasia
2024-12-13 13:27:32
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2024-12-13 13:27:40
"Y-Yeah… umm! I could totally go for a burger"

Anastasia is vegan. She does not want a burger but burger it shall be.
Clover
"Come here fellow aftik.." Clover helps Brown sugar over to the others not looking at the jesters.
A Jester
The jesters grab Seven!
Anastasia
"UMMMMMMM"

They start wrapping him up like a burrito.

Melody
Melody sticks eir rat under eir arm like THE AMERICAN FOOTBALL.

"Yeah here you go buddy, have a snack!"
Seven
"EWW STOP GET THEM OFF-"
Anastasia
"………………………………"
2024-12-13 13:30:55
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[...HARWON... CASUALLY IGNORES... TROTTING OVER TO THE REST OF THE GROUP........]


The Jesters are putting Seven in a large bag!

Anastasia
"Well lets go get some burgers, right buddy?"

She is now talking to the pig, she has decided to let Seven be kidnapped
Tinny
"Ouuugh... noooo........... hhhhhhh i just...."

Tinny kinda. climbs in the bag. Small animal instincts.

UH
PKL
OK????
TINNY IS ALSO IN THE BAG.

2024-12-13 13:33:34
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He kicks around! Maybe trying to poke a few holes in the fabric of spacetime here-and-there! WHY ARE YOU IN THE BAG
Seven
"WHY ARE YOU IN THE BAG"
Some Jesters
2024-12-13 13:34:52
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Posted by ID #14
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THE JESTERS WIGGLE THE BAG TO SEE IF MORE PEOPLE WILL GET IN.
Clover
"Uhm uhm,, TInNY NO" SHE GRABS TINNY.

YOU FOOL

YOU GOT NEXT TO A JESTER

Anastasia
"……"
Tinny
"mAN IF I COULD TELL YOU WHY I WOULDNT BE IN HERE"

THE JESTER PUTS CLOVER IN THE BAG

Anastasia
"WELP. UM. ERM. IS THIS WHAT WE ARE DOING NOW??"
Tinny
I start eating the bag.
2024-12-13 13:40:53
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THE JESTERS HIT YOU WITH THEIR CANES, THEY DO NOT DO ROLLS ONLY PHYSICAL TERROR.

*and mental terror

Clover
"Shamrock can you help us out of the bag?"
Melody
Melody sits there and pets Nebby, NOT LOOKING. NOT ACKNOWLEDGING. THE PEOPLE BEING KIDNAPPED.
Anastasia
Anastasia grabs the monkey and decides to get in the bag.
Brown Sugar
"I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE BIT! " Brown Sugar scurries over behind Clover..

CLOVER IS IN THE
BAG

Seven
he also bites the bag bite bite chomp
2024-12-13 13:43:48
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BROWN SUGAR IS NOW
IN THE BAG

THERE ARE 4 PEOPLE IN THE BAG

Tinny
"oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
:(
that sucks im still hungry
Brown Sugar
"AAAAAAAA"
Anastasia
"Get in the bag its pretty cozy in here"
2024-12-13 13:45:21
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Posted by ID #14
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What

WHY ARE YOU IN THE BAG
AAAAAAAAAAA

YOU'RE NOW IN THE BAG

Seven
"GET IN THE BAG, AFTIK"
Clover
Clover also starts to bite the bag.
Tinny
"Yall i think i just waanted to see if it was like being in dirt. This is not like dirt. we messed up gang"
More Jesters
2024-12-13 13:47:55
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Posted by ID #195
Last edit: 2025-11-21 22:43:49
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YOU CANNOT EAT THE BAG THE JESTERS JUST START SLAPPING YOU WITH THEIR SKULLS ON A STICK.

Anastasia
Yknow she bites the bag regardless
Seven
Haha! Unluckily for the Jesters, they can't break seven's morale more than it already is!
Tinny
We all kinda try to eat the bag as a group activity and keep getting hit i love family bonding.
Seven
He continues thrashing.
Clover
2024-12-13 13:50:30
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"Shamrock can you do anything to help. Being in a bag is not fun."
2024-12-13 13:51:03
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The jester grabs the monkey and throws it out of the bag to the ONLY EXTRAL WHO IS NOT IN THE BAG.

THE JESTERS ARE NOW RUNNING AWAY WITH ALL BUT ONE PERSON.

Tinny
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"
2024-12-13 13:51:17
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I SWEAR TO GOD

Anastasia
"HEY !!!! THE MONKEY"
2024-12-13 13:51:35
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DO NOT FAIL THIS MISSION

BY GETTING IN THE BAG

Brown Sugar
"I WANT MY MOMMA!! "
Tinny
"Ur mommas the bag now, boy"
Melody
"Sooo... Nebby... you wanna go to that rat spa?"
2024-12-13 13:54:06
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"......."

Harwon... continues to look away, chilling out. With Melody.

Anastasia
Anastasia tries to get out of the bag to grab the monkey again
Clover
"Tinny next time I'm leaving you in the bag."
Tinny
2024-12-13 13:55:24
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Posted by ID #195
Last edit: 2025-11-21 22:44:32
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Melody
"Oh hi pig"
2024-12-13 13:56:14
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"Snuffle snort."

2024-12-13 13:57:02
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"Sniffle sniffie!"

THE JESTERS RUN OUT THE ROOM.

EVERYONE IN THE BAG IS NOW GONE!!!!

FOREVER.......UNTIL TOMORROW....

Melody
2024-12-13 13:57:59
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Posted by ID #14
Last edit: 2024-12-13 13:58:06
"Free monkey I guess."

Melody picks up the unconscious(?) Monkey.
2024-12-13 13:58:39
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You have obtained the monkey.


Harwon can take it from here. While the Jesters are distracted with.... That..... He uses his [Secret finder] ability to look for some way to get out of here!

Harwon finds.....The front door! Good boy man!

You all run out monkey in hand, you shall never forget the jesters stole all of your friends.........

(And then returned them in the middle of the night.)

(All of them now have weird laughs.)

(It's ok)

Melody
"Harwin, you wanna go to the rat spa too?"

(It's fiiiiiiine.)

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