STORY

STORY

HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE
[Deemo Ensemble Curtain Fall - Ayatsugu_Otowa]

Today you and your friends were on a ~Clown cultural tour~!

It...honestly sounded like the most boring thing you guys could pick to do on this planet, but hey you're sure some of the clowns will find some way to make it exciting!

"I am very delighted you wished to learn about clown culture today. Say, is there anything you folk specifically wish to learn about?"
"I know all the bests spot in town!"
Gunner was.. delighted, he wouldn't lie, to be on an outing today. It has been so long since he had a nice day. And their guide seemed... Gunner cleared his mind, she seemed fine, he was here to put that clown course to use.

"Well, I'm not entirely sure. I haven't been able to look around much, but if you have a recommendation, I would be more than happy to hear. How does everyone else feel? =)"
Charlie was also really enjoying himself. It was nice.. calm.. and free of any conveniently placed clown holes that he could accidentally fall into again! Basically perfect!

"I-I wouldn't mind a recommendation! It's.. really nicthe out, and I don't feel like we're in any rush.."
"I would like to know more about uh clowns in general?? I kinda got clown juiced... but also! Learning all the fun spots safely is nice too!"
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"I'm doing great!!! =w=" Chitter throws their arms over Gunner's shoulders, antenna high with enthusiasm. It's been an (almost entirely) normal vacation! A few bumps in the road, a few clown holes and maybe a terrifying horse or two, but it's been nice! "I was lucky I had enough to take Taffy to a rat spa. How about you pick? :w:"
"Ah, I was asking if you had any specific questions about clowns."
"And then I can base where I take you on that question!"
"Um.. Uh- What kind of pets do clowns have? <:)"
Fuck. Fuck man. Fuck you ruined it. Fuck.

"Well, I attended a clown survival course once, and within that course it said clowns can just... detect negative emotions. How do they do that? =)"

Gunner, pull yourself together. This is a casual clown outing. What on this prison planet has you so nervous?
"A clown class lady said I'm supposed to uh. Yell if I don't want to talk to a clown. Can you verify that???? ;;;:w:"
"It's easy with you because you're always grumpy~ :w:"
"I don't really have a clown question I'm just happy to be with my friends."
"Ah, you have clown survival questions...."
"I was hoping for a bit more, culturally relevant questions....."
"But I am positive I can work with this."
"Clown thsurvival thsounds ideal actually. I- I fell into a really deep hole and thsomehow thsurvived but-"
"Wait- We need to survive clowns? <<:)"
"Ah! Sorry to disappoint. I simply don't have much knowledge into the actual culture of clowns. It sounds deeply fascinating, if there was anything you were looking forward to sharing. I would be happy to listen. =)"
"Maybe what do clowns do for fun? I mean now that kind sounds dumb bc they're clowns but,,"
"Do clowns have wars?"
"Hmm.. Are there any great pieces of art, or specific art forms related to clown culture? I have seen things like balloon animals around here and they are nothing short a feat of engineering. =)"
"OOOOOH!!! Oh my bad!!!! Uhhhh hm. How'd they decide on the bigol' long names???? :w:"
"I'll start with the easy questions. It is unknown how clowns detect negative emotions, just that they all came to this planet because there was an "overwhelming pit" of negativity to be found here."
"It may be strange to think, but clowns didn't always live on this planet."
"Aw geezthe I didn't mean to offend- what drawsth them to negativity to begin with?"
"That's,, weird. They're all over! It's really hard to miss one."
"As for clown survival and war, clowns do not actually harm others, only "killing them" in the same way a play may have a "death." Any real kills are incidental."
"Does- Does it involve pies to the face? <:)"
"As we're all interested in the draw of negativity, I suppose we could head to a circus or clown boxing match. Or if you're interested in the culture of balloon animals, we can head down the balloon animal street. Which one would you prefer?"
"Balloon animal street... Actually, It sounds beautiful. Col, you need to be careful there. Keep your thorns to yourself, sir. =)"
"Oh balloon animal street? I think Amaltheus would love that! <:D!"
"Balloon animal street sounds so cute!! I want to get something for Champ!!"
"OOOOH!!! BALLOON ANIMALS!! I wonder if I could get a hat for Taffy! :w:"
"Balloon animal street could be nice.. Popping balloonsth makes doesth me nervousth but I'm sure it'll be fine!"
"Balloon animal street it is! Just be careful......"
"You might just join the parade as a balloon."
"Haha! Just a joke. They made that illegal years ago!"
"...Thank you for the warning =)"
"Pardon?"
"After....an incident with high winds."
"What :w:"
"Wait what-"

"Oh thank god I had enough happen to me on this vacation. "
"Oh… oh dear <:)"
"Well now that you mention it, you've been a bit more honk-y than the last time we met. :w:"
"Agreed, strawberry. But! This will be wonderful, I assure you. I for one can't wait, it's been so long since I actually did something for fun that... Didn't cost entertainment credits. =)"
"I wasn't sure how honky you were before this- But I'm assuming it's more than before! <:)"
"I got dunked in clown juice..."
[Popee The Performer OST - Popee The Clown Instrumental]
You are all lead the parade of balloon animals. The balloon animals move, jump, and dance! They almost seem alive!
"As you can tell, balloon animals are alive here."
"This is, if you think about it, basically a zoo for clowns!"
"Oh cute! I can hear them moving! Look Amal! <:D"
"ARE THERE BALLOON RATS. :W:"
"Majestic beasts. I was wondering how they twirled with such pointed grace. I was assuming a lot of cleverly placed fans and maybe some strings. =)"
Charlie rubs his arm.. he looks a bit nervous, but tries to put on a smile for their friendly Clown Specialist."It'sth thcertainly lively.."
"OMG!! They're so adorable!" Strawberry even holds up Champ so he can see too.
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"Arise!"

"Aw I knew you'd love it buddy! <:DD"
"As you've likely noticed on this planet, there is a.....unusual event that is frequent on this planet. Some people change, like your friend who is.....part clown right now."
"It kind of makes finding people on this planet hard......"
"-Oh! Look at that one!"
"Actually...I don't think that's a balloon animal....."
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The thornhead pops one of the balloons!

"Looks more like a sheet ghost... =)"
"Oh no! I don't think he knows what he's doing,,"
"Isth.. that a thornhead-" Charlie Yelps and jumps from the balloon pop.
"Ow! My ears! <:)"
"The popping of balloon animals becomes a lot less funny when you realize that it kills them....."
"OH NO! Col, go try to calm that thornhead down! =)" Gunner instructs his thornhead to act as he attempts to wave the balloon animals away from the area!
"oH- :W:" Chitter keeps Taffy slightly closer.
"Aw geezthe oh no uh!" Charlie follows gunner's lead and tries to redirect the balloon animals away from the Walking Pincushion.
"Champ, can you go help out the thornheads?" She sends Champ put after Col.
"Taffy, buddy, help the balloon animals, maybe? I don't want them to get hurt... :w:"
"Oh goodness- <:)" Venus also attempts to help shoo the balloon animals away from the thornhead! He is mostly just going in the direction he can hear the squeaky noises from-
2024-12-13 15:05:52
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Col rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.
2024-12-13 15:07:35
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Col gets the thornhead's attention without popping any animals!

2024-12-13 17:10:54
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Charlie Once rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.
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Charlie successfully shoos away a whole herd of very killable balloon poodles!

Taffy rolls a 20 sided die. An 8 is rolled.

Taffy nearly kills a balloon animal trying to shoo it away! Maybe teeth aren't for the best....

2024-12-13 17:13:27
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Venus rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.
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Venus trips over a balloon snake but like, other than that it's not too bad.
The thornhead seems agitated but it isn't kicking wildly anymore!

"Oof-! Sorry– Whatever balloon critter you are! <:')"
"I don't know much about thornheads, what makes them angry?"
"I-It might be overwhelmed!"
"Try not to sneak up on them- Make yourself very obvious to avoid spooking them- <:)"
"He's most likely scared? Maybe we can find something to help bring him in." She looks for something to help bring the Thornhead in.
"Uh I'm more for the rats- Gunner you're the horse man :w:"
"Likely the situation at hand, this might be too much for it. Is there a food stand around here, feeding them usually helps calm them down from what I remember! =)"
Charlie takes a look around for a nearby food stand!
"Do you think it might also be that it's having trouble seeing? Maybe someone should take the sheet off it."
"It doesn't see through any eyes on it. It's spikes pick up vibrations in the ground that direct it… Maybe it can't see these balloon animals and it's getting confused.... =)"
"A-Amaltheus! Could you help find our pointy friend some snacks? <:)" Venus calls out to Amaltheus.
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"Arise"

Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. An 8 is rolled.
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Strawberry Mocha finds some gum.

Charlie Once rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.
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Charlie steps on a balloon snake, killing it.

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Charlie is now surrounded by balloon snakes.
They are attempting to bite Him (they do not have mouths.)

Chitter checks their pockets for any leftover snacks!
Chitter rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.
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Chitter has 1 (one) clown meat cookie they were saving for later!

"AW- GEEZTHE I KNEW BALLOONSTH WOULD BE A BAD IDEA I SHOULD OF THSAID THSOMETHING,"
"A!! OW! <:')"

Venus' sensitive ears just keep picking up the death pops-
"I found uh,found some gum..."
Amaltheus rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.
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Amaltheus starts eating a balloon rat.

"AMAL?? NO! NO!! <:')" Venus gets up and tries to get his beloved turtle to stop eating the poor rat- Latex is probably not good for arises!
"So this might be the time that I inform you that balloon animals taste like jerky....."
"THIS IS GOING SO SADLY WRONG. ITS BEAUTIFUL MURDER UP IN HERE. IM SO SORRY MISS FOR THIS TRAGIC TURN =)"
"It's ok, balloon animals don't live long anyway."
"T-t that doesn't really justify the accidental murders- I am so sorry- <:')"
"Gross. Uh. I had this because I thought Taffy would like it but he's super picky... :w:"
Chitter gives the cookie to Gunner.
Gunner takes the cookie. "Thank you Chitter. =)"

He softly approaches the thornhead, offering the meat cookie up to around its head area with a soft "there you go, there you go..." He attempts to feed the thornhead to calm it down!
G-8471 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. An 8 is rolled.
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THIS UNGRATEFUL THORNHEAD DOESN'T WANT IT.

"Does....the sheet over it stop it from eating?"
Charlie.. starts trying to move out of the snakes... to get to the thornhead... really carefully...
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Charlie walks away from the snakes but they're all still following, all still striking out against hi leg. It doesn't hurt him, but the emotional damage is dire.

"This is horrible but,," She picks up a balloon animal's remains and tries to tame or calm the thornhead by feeding it.
"It's just being a baby. Come now, show some respect. =)"
Gunner admonishes the thornhead. You eat the clown meat when given, buddy. Good thornheads have killed for less.
"This is distressing. Hold on let me.. try to help.." Charlie attempts to take the sheet off the thornhead!
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Charlie tries to take the sheet off!!!!

oh.

The sheet is its skin.


Charlie stops trying to take off its skin......

"SIR, PLEASE LEAVE IT'S SKIN ON. =)"
"Uh"
Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.

The thornhead eats the balloon animal! It loves the taste!


G-8471 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 12 is rolled.

The thornhead finally grabs the cookie, but it's not happy about it!

The thornhead seems calm now.

Munch. "Arise."

"Amal noooo- <:')" Venus has given up trying to stop Amal from eating- For the boy has already finished his snack. He was the pointy boy all along, Amaltheus
Chitter gently picks up a balloon rat before a certain arise EATS IT.
"Amazing work!"
"Ah... oh... thisth.. thisth thornhead.."
"If it wasn't for you this creature could have killed 100s of balloon animals."
"It was all thanks to Gunner here! He's the best with thornheads." She pats him on the back.
"There we go. Nothing to be afraid of, and certainly no reason for senseless violence. It was no problem, honestly it. Was nice to help a creature. The last time I tried it didn't go so well =)"
"AHAHA STRAWBERRY PLEASE. WE ARE HAVING A CLOWN TOUR THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME =)"
"Accept the compliments coward :w:"
"Gunner please did you see that awesome work! You practically had it in your hands the whole time! "
"My friend here is just being modest.He's the best thornhead tamer ever!"
"Yeah you did great! I mostly just– tripped over and uh…"
"…Got the wrong pointy boy to eat <:')"

"Arise!"

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"Thank you for the excellent tour miss,, please disregard her. =)"


HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Yes you did a wonderful job! Considering your current thornhead I can only assume you're like many of the animal tamers around here!"
"Even though...some of the animals around are a little too tame....."
"Why did I have to call you pointy boy last week Mal- <:')"
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"Ariseee"

"Seeeee??? Even the tour guide agrees you're a great thornhead whisperer! :w:"
"What do you mean by that? =)" Capture creatures are usually tame but... over complacency is a problem for some.
"Well uhm.. I try to be a decthent animal tamer. ..I did step on a snake by accthident though.." Charlie is still being assaulted by snakes :(
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"Not Col here.That's Gunner's prized guy.The most tamed guy here! " She gives Col a loving pat.
"Col is such a good boy! <:)"
Charlie Once rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.
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(HE'S KIND OF HAPPY ABOUT THE SNAKES.)


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(BUT HE WON'T TELL ANYONE THAT.)

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(THISTH IS FINE THEN. IT'STH OK.)

(STEPPING ON ONE ROCKED.)

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(AWETHOME)
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(HE MIGHT EVEN WANT TO DO IT AGAIN.)

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(ONLY BY ACCTHIDENT)
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(BUT IT'LL BE AWETHOME WHEN IT HAPPENS.)
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(THAT'S WHAT HE'LL TELL THE COURTS.)

Gunner looks at once standing there, snakes still clinging to his leg.
"Yes I have been interested in the fauna around here. Most of them are typical in their actions but, some of them are......"
"Well they're a bit......"
"Well don't mind, lets head back to the hotel unless you want to walk somewhere else!"
"No, wait. =)"
"You got this buddy." She whispers to Gunner.
"I mean I adopted a frankly terrifying mallon, but I'm not quite sure what you mean? :w:"
"Before, you mentioned it being difficult to find people because of what the clowns can do. Now something is happening with the fauna. This doesn't sound like any circus I've heard of… In fact, it seems like it requires some investigation =)"
"Go Gunner go- <=)!"
"PLEASE LEAVE ME TO DIE =)" Gunner whispers to Strawberry.
"What are you thinking Buddy?" She smiles and pats him whispering, never.
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"A- rise" Amal stares DIRECTLY at Gunner.

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"Please don't look at me like that =)"
"He's just wiggling there :w:"
"Menacingly. :w:"
"Don't mess this up turtle." She threatens the arise behind his back.
"Miss- Miss Strawberry? <:)"
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2024-12-13 19:17:11
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"Sorry! Thought I saw a jester but I guess that wouldn't of helped haha!"
"Your friends are acting a bit weird for your request of an investigation. What sort of investigation are you implying?"
"MY FRIENDS ARE BEING EXTRAORDINARILY STRANGE RIGHT NOW. =)"
"Honesthly I'm feeling a bit out of the loop but I'm not againsth it."
"I'm just enjoying watching Gunner writhe in embarrassment. :w:"

WIGGLES INTENSIFY

"But in all seriousness, this seems like something much darker is going on. I'm a bit worried for the other people visiting this planet, and you seem to have vested interest in the secrets of this world. I was only offering to help attempt to understand what it is exactly that is happening =)"
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2024-12-13 19:19:21
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"Actually if I may, I think there's a god here. One of those notail limbo gods. I kinda had a bad run in with her. I think that's what is causing the weird stuff. "
"Wait really. :w:"
"T-There's a god here?? <<<<:)"
"Oh no, she's normal!"
"Though some people really hurt her....."
"D-define normal?"
"Oh… <:')"
"I. Can only imagine what one must do to hurt a limbo god. My sincerest grievances to her in that regard. =)"
"Ms. Fizzlewig was tamed by the rodeo clowns and rehabilitated by the Kratos Prison system!"
"She still has her moments"
"But for the most part she's family here."
Strawberry is standing there feeling like the biggest clown in the universe.
"Ms. Fizzlewig? The clown survival guide teacher. Huh. =)"
"Momentsth that we'd mosth likely like to avoid..."
"We don't talk about her to stop people from trying to kill her."
"Ah… That sounds absolutely awful. <:')"
" And that isn't even what is concerning you, then. Please, what is it that has been happening around here, and... is there anything I can do to help? =)"
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"Gunner here is the best at helping too. He's a really good guy. He would always have your back no matter what." She says genuinely not in an embarrassing wingman way.
"He- He helped me out when things got really bad- I'm sure he could help out here too <:)"
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"Strawberry. You are not helping in this scenario. Please... =)"
"People vanishing does sound concerning though... :w:"
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I'm very much helping!

"I mean you saw how easily he handled that Thornhead. Hes a very caring guy!"
While most of the balloon snakes have stopped attacking you, one of them is VICIOUS in his anger.

"Squeek"

Venus hears the squeaky squeaks of what he assumes is another balloon critter and holds Amaltheus close… For the Balloon's sake
"Er.. uhm.. q-quit it.." THE TEMPTATION TO STAMP THIS SNAKE.........
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"Don't worry, I really shouldn't talk about my worries to people paying me. I just.....had a friend that disappeared, and I could never find her. I'm starting to wonder if her form became so twisted I'll....never know her even if I see her."
"Miss. This situation is obviously important. I don't have any job right now, I have nothing but time. Money is not an object in my desire to assist. =)"

The snake attempts to inflict emotional damage on Charlie!


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Charlie Once rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
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WOAH
HE'S FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE HAS NEVER FELT MORE DEPRESSED IN HIS LIFE?

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WHAT'S THE POINT. WHY DID HE COME HERE? HE'S BEEN LOST IN LIFE SINCE THAT EVENT HAPPENED.

DOES HE WANT THE CLOWNS TO SAVE HIM? THEY CAN'T.

THEY CAN'T GIVE HIM A REASON TO KEEP EXISTING.

"So your friend has disappeared, affected by this world to a degree you are worried you'll be unable to recognize her. She- Once what the fuck are you doing =)"
Charlie lays down and lets the snake do what it wants. Or anyone. This is it.
"What was her name? Maybe we can ask around? We'll do anything to help!! No money needed." She is trying to help wingman and not notice once having mental anguish over a balloon snake.
"Oh, geez.... ;w;"
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THE SNAKE DANCES AROUND CHARLIE AS IT EFFECTS THEIR EMOTIONS AGAIN.


Charlie Once rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.
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He's feeling a little better now.

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Amaltheus trots over to Once and sniffs him
"Ar"

"C-can.. thsomeone.. get thisth thsnake.... I-I have clawsth and I'm afraid that I might.. you know.."
"I'd be willing to help too– <:)"
"E-Even if I stink at everything! <:)"
"But, returning to what I was saying. Losing a friend is Devastating, that I understand. I would be more than happy to try to find her if you think it would make your journey any easier. =)"
Gunner also picks up the snake, peace and quiet please.
G-8471 rolls a 20 sided die. An 8 is rolled.
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It slips out of Gunner's hands and dances around the floor!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.

This is ok.

"Taffy can get it! :w:"

[Thief]
Chitter rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.
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Thief fails cause no one owns it

Taffy grabs it with rat fingers!
It dances around!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.

THE MALLON BITES IT.
IT'S DEAD.

"Aw.."
"..........................................."
"ACK! <:')"
"Oh..."

"Unrise."

"TAFFY!!!!!!! :W:"
"I don't think that helped the emotional moment."
"Clearly there is. A lot happening with this planet. What the fuck was that =)"
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uH Oh

Another one is wiggling over.

"I-I think that was another poor balloon animal- <:'')"
"Someone please just grab it normally."
CHARLIE. TRIES TO PICK UP THIS SNAKE. ENOUGH.
Charlie Once rolls a 20 sided die. A 6 is rolled.
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CHARLIE POPS IT

"MY CLAWSTH."

IT'S OK THERE'S ANOTHER ONE INCOMING RIGHT NOW!!!!!

"Taffy you're in time out DO NOT TOUCH IT- oh. :w:"
Venus yelps and keels over- Too loud too loud-
STRAWBERRY PICKS IT UP.
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Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.
2024-12-13 21:02:05
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Strawberry picks it up....It wiggles.....

"ENOUGH. EVERYONE JUST RELAX PLEASE THERES TOO MANY SNAKES ON THE TRAIN!! =)"
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.

STRAWBERRY CRUSHES IT IN HER HANDS.

BUT THIS IS OK CAUSE THERE'S ANOTHER ONE RIGHT OVER THERE.

"I'm a monster...."
G-8471
2024-12-13 21:11:29
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GUNNER PICKS IT UP

GENTLY

ITS FINE.
G-8471 rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
G-8471
2024-12-13 21:12:22
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FUCK.
2024-12-13 21:12:53
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GUNNER JUST KILLED THE SNAKE

"WHY ISTH THERE THSO MANY THSNAKES."
"WHY IS THIS SO HARD."
NOBODY KNOWS WHY.

BUT IT'S OK CAUSE GUESS WHAT ANOTHER ONE IS HERE.

"P-please make it stop-! <:'')"
"IT DIED IN MY GODDAMN ARMS LIKE A SOLDIER =)"
GRAB SNAKE.
Charlie Once
2024-12-13 21:18:11
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CHARLIE ALSO PICKS UP THE SNAKE
"CHAMP GO GET IT."
Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. A 13 is rolled.
2024-12-13 21:19:29
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Champ picks it up....The snake wiggles....

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.

CHAMP KILLS IT

2024-12-13 21:20:19
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BUT

CAUSE THERE'S ANOTHER ONE

LIKE RIGHT THERE

"CHAMP YOU HAD ONE JOB THIS WASNT GOOD."
"WHY ARE WE BEACONS OF BALLOON DEATH??? <:'')"
G-8471
2024-12-13 21:22:59
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PICKS UP.
GRAB. SNAKE.
Charlie Once
2024-12-13 21:23:49
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CHARLIE COMMANDS TODDY TO PICK UP THE SNAKE.
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.

YOU ALL PICK UP THIS SNAKE AS A TEAM.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.

OH MY GOD

2024-12-13 21:26:39
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THE TEAM FUCKING CAUGHT THE SNAKE AND PUTS IT IN A CAGE.

"TEAMWORK. MAKES. THE DREAM WORK =)"
"THANK FUCK."
"............"
"OH. MY GOSH. THANK GOODNESS. :W:"
"AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHG =)"
"N-no more popping r-right? <:)"
2024-12-13 21:31:25
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BUT IF SOMEONE WANTS ANOTHER ONE....

"..............."
"Please ignore the snakes."
"Ms. historian. Would you be interested in a snake. =)"
"I want it." She picks it up.
Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.
2024-12-13 21:35:43
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Strawberry picks up the snake and......

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.
2024-12-13 21:36:11
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HE GOT ANOTHER SNAKE.

But maybe

2024-12-13 21:37:22
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Just maybe
Someone wants another one.

"Gunner look I got a snake :)"
Chitter
2024-12-13 21:37:58
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...
They mean they kinda want a snake.
grab. Snake.
Charlie Once
2024-12-13 21:39:55
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HE
GRAB SNAKE
Charlie Once
2024-12-13 21:40:08
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WITH MY CLAWS.
"PLEASE IG-"
Charlie Once rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -3. A 17 is rolled.
2024-12-13 21:41:45
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Charlie holds the snake....

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
2024-12-13 21:42:53
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AND KILLS IT.

But that's ok cause there's even more on the way!!!!!

"OK. OK IM DONE. IM DONE."
Chitter
2024-12-13 21:45:50
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THEY PICK UP A SNAKE SO GENTLY. VERY GENTLY.
"I'll get one for you." Strawberry grabs the new snake.
"IGNORE THE -"
"LEADERS DECREE. WE ARE DONE WITH SNAKES. =)"
"AUGH- NEO STOP STOP! >:')"
Chitter rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.
2024-12-13 21:48:12
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Chitter pops the snake :(

"My OW - ears- Can't take anymore popping- <:')"

But another one is already here!!!!

"HONK"
"Ok =)"
"OKAY NO MORE BYE. :W:"
"WHO!! ISTH DOING THISTH!!"
"Listen. =)"
"Please ignore them, they're manipulating your emotions!"
"Im...sorry."
"The snakes are unneeded. We have two. Or three. I cannot remember. Please. You are disregarding the very important feelings of the clown historian about her missing friend. It's really rude =)"
Strawberry is showing Champ the snake she caught and how!! They're both snake shapes!! How exciting!
"I'm sorry, I don't think we asked your name, miss. =)"
"Yeah... sorry.... :w:"
"Ignoring all thsnakes from here on out, captain."
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 21:55:01
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"No but I'm very sorry miss.The fauna on this planet are too tempting. "
Venus
2024-12-13 21:55:18
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"Sorry– <:)"
Venus has Amatheus in his arms- He caught him before the arise could try and get a latex sausage.

"Aaaaaaariseeee-"

"Amaltheus no- S-stay <:)"

INTENSE WIGGLES

"I want it." She goes for the snake.
G-8471
2024-12-13 21:57:48
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"Alright, I am going to continue tlaking to the clown historian. you may continue catching snakes. Please keep it down."

He whispers to strawberry "Get one for me) =)"
"Please......the snakes are controlling you...."
Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.
2024-12-13 21:58:32
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Strawberry grabs the snake........

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.
2024-12-13 21:58:56
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BUT SHE KILLS IT.

"I-I'm trying! th-they justh keep coming!"
"We should get out of here- <:)"

But there's another on the way......

"I NEED ONE FOR GUNNER." SHE TRIES AGAIN.
Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.
2024-12-13 22:19:30
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STRAWBERRY POPS THE SNAKE

2024-12-13 22:19:50
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But another one inches over......

Chitter
2024-12-13 22:21:05
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CHITTER GRABS A SNAKE. GENTLY.
Chitter rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.
2024-12-13 22:21:37
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Chitter picks up the snake.....

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 16 is rolled.
2024-12-13 22:22:00
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And they place it safely away!

2024-12-13 22:22:25
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But if anyone wants even more.........

Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 22:25:26
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"ONE MORE TIME PLEASE."
CHARLIE.. INCHES AWAAY...
"GUNNER NEEDS A NEW SNAKE PLEASE."
Venus attempts to walk farther away from the balloon snake extravaganza with his pet
"THE. SNAKES. HAVE. EMOTIONAL. CONTROL."
CHARLIE SHUTS HIS EYES. NO MORE SNAKES.
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 22:27:39
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"For Gunner, Please snake."
"Miss! Miss Strawberry I think Gunner is perfectly happy without the snakes now please stop- <:)"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 22:29:21
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"Okay I'm really sorry everyone. This is why I cant be trusted alone or well in groups."
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-13 22:33:36
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"You can have my snake Gunner."
"................."
"...Ah, where was I..."
"Right. I really shouldn't talk about my worries to people paying me."
"I just.... had a friend that disappeared, and I don't know if I could find her even if I tried."
"Miss. This situations is obviously important. I don't have any job right now, I have nothing but time. Money is not an object in my desire to assist. =)"
"Do you have anything that might help locate your friend? :w:"
"Well, her name was......Penelope?"
"Sometimes I worry I've forgotten. Asking around won't help. I've asked around for years."
"And...the people who change on this planet don't tend to keep their names after changing."
"Y-you don't remember? Hasth it been a long time?"
"Ah.. d-do you happen to have any leadsth at all?"
"I'm… so sorry. Having to search alone for someone for so long sounds… awful. =)"
"Do you remember what she looked like? Anything could help even if she changed. Maybe what she liked?"
"Gods... that's awful. I can't imagine losing any of my friends like that... :w:"
"I don't know if talking about this is even going to help."
"It's been years and I just can't give this up. What if my friend doesn't want to see me? She has to have a new life by now."
"I'm sure she'd be touched that you care so much... :w:"
"I-I doubt that! I mean.. she probably missesth you justh asth much.."
"Or maybe she's creeped out."
"If she's your friend I'm sure she always would want to see you.She might be out there looking for you too! It's kinda a wacky planet out here."
"Maybe she doesn't WANT to see me, and I've been wasting my time."
"..."
"…What if. That phrase is so easy to insert into any worry or fear and make seem like reality. But what if she is missing you? What if you find her tomorrow. What if, for the remainder of this trip, we do our damndest to help you look. I don't believe someone would want to just abandon you. Don't give up hope.. not yet. Not until you let us try. =)"
"Gunner's right. :w:"
"Yeah- You care so much about her, Even after years! She can't have forgotten about you <:')"
"Yeah!"

"Arise arise arise arise- Arise!"

(CHAINSAW REVVING NOISES AND HUMMING IN AGREEMENT)
"I'm so happy that you believe in all of that but....."
"She can forget about me. I've seen it happen."
"Some people go to Circe to forget things they don't want to remember. Their past lives included."
"....I-I underthsand, uhm.. at leasth a little... at the very leasth, even if she might of forgotten.. maybe you'd like to thsee her justh one more time?"
"It doesn't seem healthy. Forgetting everything, just to stay around here and what. Become a clown, stand around with the senators? No matter what, you deserve some kind of closure, whether it be an explanation or being able to reconcile. That's all I want to offer you. An ending, some hope. =)"
"...I'm. Assuming we can't ask Circe, then. :w:"
"Well....I've never asked Circe. Really I've never gone directly to the ringleader......"
"Maybe today is when I get some answers...."
"If she still remembers."
"I'm worried about going in there alone though so...."
"You won't be alone! You have us."
"I-I'm willing to help asth well!"
"We'll be here. Honestly, with the way this planet is treating us, I think we all need some answers. But most importantly, we will be there as support for you. We have got you through this =)"
"I'll come too! You've been so kind and I'd feel like it be a crime if I didn't! <:D"
"I know we just met...but....."
"Thank you all. Follow me, I'll take you to Circe."
"Yeah!! We're here to help! :w:"
"Lead the way =)"
"Let's go team!!" She accidently honks instead of whoops in excitement.
"YEAH!! <:DD" Venus points his cane forward like a cool sword!

"A..arise"

Amaltheus nudges Venus a bit. He's facing the wrong way.
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