ITEM DATABASE

ITEM DATABASE

POETRY SLAMMER

Description
A blessed axe summoned by the Poetnix. It was said that as long as the wielder keeps creating poetry this divine weapon would grant them power. When the wielder takes too long, or is unable to create a poem their body will grow stiffer and stiffer until they turn into an awe inspiring statue. Maybe it's for the best this one has run out of blessed power.

Technical Info
Type: Junk
Rarity: Common
Scavenging: Clean-Up Duty
In Store: None
Point Price: 1000p
Caffeine Price: None
Sell Value: 100p
Population: 16
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