ITEM DATABASE

ITEM DATABASE

#1600

ABSURD PAPERS

Description
Legal notices for crimes that only exist within your mind. Eulogies for 100s of people you don't care to know yet have passed by for years. Reminders of dates that your friends and family want you to remember.

When a child finally breaks a camusken it's usually filled with toys and treats. Adults think too much about the absurd for that to be the case, sadly.

Technical Info
Type: Junk
Rarity: Clutter
Scavenging: Nowhere
In Store: None
Point Price: Unvalued
Caffeine Price: None
Sell Value: Unsellable
Population: 454
For Species: Other
Tattered Woopy World Doll
ID: 86 | Junk | Clutter | Item
Awww this Woopy World doll is all tattered up and useless. You wonder what poor kid lost this.

Value: 0p
Blessed Bone
ID: 690 | Junk | Clutter | Item
You wonder what type of creature has bones that look like this, and, more importantly, why?

Value: 0p
Spare Pen
ID: 1 | Junk | Clutter | Item
A spare pen that's generic in nature. You sure do hope no one needed this!

Value: 0p
Pyrite Coin
ID: 486 | Junk | Clutter | Item
You thought this was something good, didn't you? Just to kick you while you're down, did you know the chance of getting this item is as high as getting an actually good item?

Value: 0p
Anomalous Artifact
ID: 1116 | Junk | Clutter | Item
Found in the depths of the waters, this artifact pluses with unknown power. They are often found in strange arrangements, but for what use they were for is unknown.

Value: 0p
Brodskul Wishing Feather
ID: 930 | Junk | Clutter | Item
It's said that if you collect enough brodskul feathers you'll finally be able to write that book you've been talking about for the last 20 years.

Value: 0p