ITEM DATABASE

ITEM DATABASE

#1600

ABSURD PAPERS

Description
Legal notices for crimes that only exist within your mind. Eulogies for 100s of people you don't care to know yet have passed by for years. Reminders of dates that your friends and family want you to remember.

When a child finally breaks a camusken it's usually filled with toys and treats. Adults think too much about the absurd for that to be the case, sadly.

Technical Info
Type: Junk
Rarity: Clutter
Scavenging: Nowhere
In Store: None
Point Price: Unvalued
Caffeine Price: None
Sell Value: Unsellable
Population: 15
For Species: Other
Brodskul Wishing Feather
ID: 930 | Junk | Clutter | Item
It's said that if you collect enough brodskul feathers you'll finally be able to write that book you've been talking about for the last 20 years.

Value: 0p
Pyrite Coin
ID: 486 | Junk | Clutter | Item
You thought this was something good, didn't you? Just to kick you while you're down, did you know the chance of getting this item is as high as getting an actually good item?

Value: 0p
Physical Points
ID: 929 | Junk | Legendary | Item
Physical points haven't been used in over 3000 years, making them literally worse than useless. They look cool though.

Value: 1p
Unknown Tooth
ID: 91 | Junk | Clutter | Item
You're unsure if your pet found this randomly or if you have to take your pet to the dentist.

Value: 0p
O-6 Telephone
ID: 93 | Junk | Clutter | Item
Why the heck do you keep finding these O-6 themed telephones everywhere?

Value: 0p
Broken Mutagen Tube
ID: 2342 | Junk | Clutter | Item
Be careful around it. It coul-STOP TRYING TO FUCKING DRINK IT!

Value: 0p