ITEM DATABASE

ITEM DATABASE

#1600

ABSURD PAPERS

Description
Legal notices for crimes that only exist within your mind. Eulogies for 100s of people you don't care to know yet have passed by for years. Reminders of dates that your friends and family want you to remember.

When a child finally breaks a camusken it's usually filled with toys and treats. Adults think too much about the absurd for that to be the case, sadly.

Technical Info
Type: Junk
Rarity: Clutter
Scavenging: Nowhere
In Store: None
Point Price: Unvalued
Caffeine Price: None
Sell Value: Unsellable
Population: 388
For Species: Other
Empty Cekeki Capsule
ID: 89 | Junk | Clutter | Item
You thought you hit the jackpot but sadly this capsule lacks any cekeki. How disappointing...

Value: 0p
Failed Fowl Statue
ID: 1447 | Junk | Clutter | Item
The maker of this statue had hoped the gods would be pleased, but their prayer have gone unheard. The statue shall never have life.

Value: 0p
Common Ticket Stub
ID: 87 | Junk | Clutter | Item
Woah it's a free common pet ticket.....stub. Ugh it's useless, never mind.

Value: 0p
Small Point Card
ID: 908 | Junk | Common | Item
It seems someone dropped their point card that they were going to use on lunch. Looks like it yours now. Lunch awaits!

Value: 1000p
Ruined Pelt
ID: 691 | Junk | Clutter | Item
A worthless piece of pelt. It's nothing special.

Value: 0p
Broken Mutagen Tube
ID: 2342 | Junk | Clutter | Item
Be careful around it. It coul-STOP TRYING TO FUCKING DRINK IT!

Value: 0p