ITEM DATABASE

ITEM DATABASE

#1600

ABSURD PAPERS

Description
Legal notices for crimes that only exist within your mind. Eulogies for 100s of people you don't care to know yet have passed by for years. Reminders of dates that your friends and family want you to remember.

When a child finally breaks a camusken it's usually filled with toys and treats. Adults think too much about the absurd for that to be the case, sadly.

Technical Info
Type: Junk
Rarity: Clutter
Scavenging: Nowhere
In Store: None
Point Price: Unvalued
Caffeine Price: None
Sell Value: Unsellable
Population: 415
For Species: Other
Slime Dust
ID: 90 | Junk | Clutter | Item
PSA: If you defeat a slime please pick up the slime dust it leaves behind. For the hate of the limbo gods don't just leave it all over the floor.

Value: 0p
Pretty Pebble
ID: 85 | Junk | Clutter | Item
This pebble is so pretty......PRETTY FREAKING USELESS!!!!

Value: 0p
Generic Item
ID: 2340 | Junk | Clutter | Item
It's a generic item. (As in, it's an item from the species, generics.) No. There's nothing inside of it. Its only purpose is to be generic.

Value: 0p
Galaxy Burger Coupon
ID: 2343 | Junk | Clutter | Item
A 50% off coupon for Galaxy Burger (Home of the galaxy burger). Better use it before it expires!

Value: 0p
Spare Pen
ID: 1 | Junk | Clutter | Item
A spare pen that's generic in nature. You sure do hope no one needed this!

Value: 0p
Broken Mutagen Tube
ID: 2342 | Junk | Clutter | Item
Be careful around it. It coul-STOP TRYING TO FUCKING DRINK IT!

Value: 0p