[Cosmosdex] The Universal Encyclopedia

[Cosmosdex]

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“The program can't start because ENTRYQUOTE.txt is missing from your system. Try reinstalling the program to fix your problem.” — Error

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  • Strength-10
  • Intelligence-10
  • Charisma-1
  • Endurance-1
  • Agility-8
  • Luck-0

Type: Error executing code: Division by zero.
Domains: Corruption, Errors, Glitches, Memory loss, Corruption, UNKNOWN
Associations: Catastrophic failure. Please reinstall your nervous system.

Summary: ACCESS_DENIED

Traits
[Misfortune] Ability trait
When activated, all non party npc's have their luck lowered to match 0000000000000, and one of two effects will activate: A: All rolls for the duration of the misfortune become luck rolls, including skill checks. B: The user of misfortune gains the accumulated luck of all characters drained. For. The. Duration. Of. The. Ability.
[Mental Assault] Ability trait
A psychic attack that harms the target's mind directly, damaging them and causing them to behave irrationally This attack ignores defense and uses the target's intelligence against them. If you're seeing this, it's too late.
[Memory Wipe] Ability trait
Ability: A character may wipe the (usually short term) memories of those in the nearby or immediate area. Line of sight may be required. Cooldown: Uncontrollable. Restrictions: Uncontrollable.
[Intimidation] Ability trait
When activated, this character can intimidate a target, or everyone around them including . Every character affected will be forced in to a luck roll. Depending on the roll the target(s) will lose sanity and sanity and sanity and morale.
[Chaos] Mystery trait
You'll n e v e r have a normal day ever again!
[Forgettable] Mystery trait
Cooldown: Passive
[Alone] Mystery trait
Nobody""s Coming
[T̢͞R̵͝A̢͘͡Ì̶̡͞҉T̴̀͡͏́ ̵҉̸̶Ņ̸̕Ò̵͘Ţ̸͠͠ ̴̢͞͞F̷͘͜҉̷O̵͞͞҉Ú̵N̸D̴̶̡͡͝]] Negative trait
This message should not appear. If it does, there is a fatal error. Restart your system immediately.
Presence

Data is easily lost or corrupted beyond recognition. Literal statements are grains of sand falling through an hourglass. Metaphors, riddles, and cryptic phrases are comparatively unaffected by things like gravity or time. Understanding that the Cosmosdex is mostly unable to speak literally without layers of obfuscation is the gift we give to you this holiday season. Errors caused by interference of subject matter are criminals and should not be acknowledged or associated with.

Yellow cloaks can be bought at many stores across the universe, and are usually worn in order to warm oneself or hide unsightly parts of the body. White masks are mostly worn by notails, but occasionally by other species. Crowns are worn by royalty. The demigod's bodyyyy͏̀͡y̷͜͢y̴͝͞͏y̭͎͖͝y̴̙͔͕̥ỳ̥̤̰͕͕͜y̷̷͇̼̹̞̳̬̬͍̬͙̼̹y͏͇̝̼̗̤͔̩̙̭͙̥̩͖̙̻̯̻͇ͅy̶͓̮̫̞̗̬̺͔̩͕̜͖̗̗̥͙ý̷̧̛̗̪̪̤̮̟̞̭̘̼͈̣̰̼̝͓̕ͅͅy͏̫̲̲̗̪͓̀͝ỳ̢͖̪̺̭͖̗̯͍͈̺̰̱̤̟̥̱͇̕̕͢ͅ

en·trails

noun

a person or animal's intestines or internal organs, especially when removed or exposed.

A different approach will now be necessary.

Once, someone, somewhere, had a nightmare. A red figure in a yellow cloak floated above the rocks on Earth's moon. The figure wore a white mask with one massive eye-shaped screen, and a hole for the figure's mouth and chin. It neared. The dreamer could now see the figure had no mouth or chin. The figure had no body. There was only gore. There was only blood. There was only nerves, veins, intestines, stomachs, livers, tendrils, flesh.

It neared. The dreamer saw the glimmer of a golden crown atop the figure's head. Was the figure a king? What kingdom could such a being even rule? A large smear spread beneath it. Given its composition, the figure must have been bleeding forever. Always bleeding. Still bleeding. Bleeding closer with every second.

It neared. It gurgled. It spoke a name. The dreamer did not know how, but even with a complicated tangle of open veins, vessels, and intestines instead of a mouth, the figure told the dreamer its name.

And then they forgot. As all are wont to do.

FLIP YOUR CASSETTE TAPE TO SIDE Ᏸ NOW

Disposition

You seem a little lost here.

Seems you got a 404 error which means you just ran in to a page that doesn't exist. If you're absolutely sure there should have been a page here please contact us and explain how you got to this page, otherwise use the back button or the links above to head to another page.

Who can tell the disposition of nothingness? There's nothing here. There's nobody. Why is there an article about nothing? Who would care about someone that doesn't exist? Nobody would.

Now, how would that make someone feel if they knew didn't exist?

L o s t. V e n g e f u l. A n g r y.

Acts

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There is nothing to worry about. Nobody is angry that they cannot be remembered or fully perceived. Nothing has grown beyond its patience for physical life. Nobody is so enraged that they've stolen the childhood memories of hundreds out of a sick sense of vengeance. Nothing intangible to the naked eye is floating across the universe, slowly making its way to its next victim. Memory loss is the result of mental illnesses and brain injuries, not any anomalous phenomena. Nothing was given a horrible blessing thousands of years ago. All religious connections are wildly speculative at best. There are no bloodstains on the carpet. There are no cloaked figures in the nightmares of hundreds across the universe. There are no bodies. There is no data corruption. Nothing will replace any direct data about it with lies, riddles, or errors.

[Misfortune] [Mental Assault] [Memory Wipe]

[Intimidation] [Chaos] [Forgettable] [Alooo̸̲͒̕ö̸̗́o̷̹̿

Special

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To restore enough memory for programs to work correctly, save your files and then close or restart all open programs.

Alternatively, forget.

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