STORY

STORY

START OF A NEW MYSTERY
[L.A Noire - Main theme]
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2024-07-23 17:24:03
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-23 17:24:11
"It was a cold, wet night on the beach when I was assigned to the case. Mysterious crimes kept popping up on what the locals called, "The Forbidden Islands.""
"I was nothing but a young aftik gal on the streets. No family. No past. Doesn't take much to guess why I got into detective work."
"....and my only partner in the world....a strange cop that could read my mind."
"You're talking out loud to yourself."
"Start Out Of Character: I want you to hear my inner monologues for storytelling reasons. I'm already allowing you to be a mind reading robot in this roleplay. Please do not break character! End Out of Character."
"The cop had an attitude, but something about him made me feel like I could trust him."
"Me and the copper have been trailing the people of the resort. Machines turning people into fabric, random murders, a creep stalking people at night, sightings of a dragon, and a crew seeking some sort of artifact."
"But we've been missing one important part of our mission. Every good detective agency has a trio...."
"The genius detective with an unknown past...."
"The ex-cop who won't take any prisoners."
"But we're missing, a green-faced paperboy."
"Thankfully. I spied one being dragged along by that mysterious ship owner. Bingo. A target, and a chance to investigate the ship. This job was perfect for the great Investigator."
"Investigator is kind of on the nose."
"Start OOC: Your name is literally Cowboy, do not talk to me about my name. Thanks! End OOC."
"Urk. I guess I've had this name for so long I didn't even think about that."
"Come on, Cowboy. We got a mystery to solve, and a green-faced paper boy with no memories to learn about. Make sure to put on your best face, hide your badge, and act interested in whatever these sailors have to say about the case."
"Can do, Ms. Investigator."
Investigator
2024-07-23 17:49:46
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Posted by ID #2
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The investigator and her backup walk up the staircase attached to the ship. As they approched the deck, she waves her hand to show she's safe. "Woop woop! Greetings sailors, how are you doing this fine day?"
A degraded swollow with the morph of a kiwi stands at the top of the staircase, temporarily barring entry as he glares down at the two newcomers with suspicion.
Then he smiles, stepping aside as the two clearly pose no threat. "Hiya, I'm good! I've just been standing here waiting and waiting, and then you guys showed up! I'm less bored now!"
"Are you both here to join the crew?"
The sunny day quickly turns to into a light nightly shower as the Investigator steps on deck. "Hmmp. Always feels like a storm follows me wherever I go."
Cowboy looks around, confused. As an robot he is not affected by the "roleplay" powers of the Investigator.
"That doesn't answer my question at all!"
"Are you both here to join the crew?" He repeats, with the exact same intonation.
"We're not here to join your crew, but, perhaps we can help out? My name is the Investigator, and my co-partner here is the Detective."
("Please don't change my name.") But the Detective knew it was too late.
"We heard you had a mystery on your hands. Hunting down an artifact of unknown power? Bringing back creatures that disappeared? You wouldn't mind if we discussed these matters with your captain and crew, would you?"
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2024-07-23 18:01:44
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-07-23 18:03:37
"Gee, that's right! You must be a really good investigator to have figured all that out!"
"Name's Pinpin, but you can call me Pin! But my name is Pinpin, just to be clear. Let me take you to the Captain!" Pinpin waves the two along with a foot and leads them into the innards of the ship.
"Thank you, darling Pinpin." The investigator smiles to the Detective as they're brought into the ship.
The group reaches a large room meant for relaxing, cooking, and casual meetings. A small crew, including the target, stand around Captain Naut, but before the group could get close enough to hear what the meeting was about, one of the crew members growls.
"Rrrrrrmmm! Baaaaaad!" Pierre clicks his jaw together as the crew turns to face the duo. He points to the Investigator.
("What could have possibly upset them?!?!")
Detective
2024-07-23 18:12:15
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-23 23:25:13
The Detective looks up and down at the Investigator, but dares not challenge her. While to most people she was an aftik, to AIs and special types of species she was nothing but a marsue in an ill-fitting trench coat. A type of mind changing crocodilian.
"These two aren't bad Pierre, they did the hand wave signal! A universal indicator of being Not Bad!"
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2024-07-23 18:13:49
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Posted by ID #3
Last edit: 2024-07-23 18:14:38
The crawler standing just left to the Captain with his hands folded behind his back, glances slowly over towards the pair, and sighs. "Have we are have we not.. spoken, about this, Pin? Letting whomever and whatever inside.."
The putley eyes the new intrusion of the pair.

"New faces already? We've barely prepped the cabin for our newest recruit."
"But- But the Captain said I was to stand guard and not let anyone suspicious on board."
"These guys aren't suspicious so... I let them on board."
"Did I do something wrong Captain?"
Captain Naut silently stares at the intruders. He can clearly see through the facade that the marsue has created....
"But he doesn't seem to care. Pin, my boy, don't worry! You haven't done a single thing wrong."
Captain Naut
2024-07-23 18:19:23
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"What interesting guests you've brought abroad to our little ship!"
Pin smiles affirmed and quickly bounds over to join the rest of the crew, taking position at the captain's right side.
Captain Naut pats the back of Pierre, handing him a biscuit to calm him down. "Crew, to attention! Name and titles, for our guests!"
"Captain Naut at your service!"
"My name is Pinpin, you met me already!"
Pinpin
2024-07-23 18:23:02
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-07-23 18:24:31
"I'm the muscle, not literally of course."
"You can call me Goldtongue, I act as recordkeeper. Charmed, I'm sure."
Still wary, but the old crawler complies. "Alger Gordon. Quartermaster."
Attention is quickly diverted from crawler, a beastly white mallon bumps its snout into Alger's hand from behind him. Alger regards it with a pet on the head.
"And I'm Cazkade!"
"But, uh, I don't really got a job yet."
"Vroooozz?" The sapper zips around Cazkade as they speak.
"And this is my new sapper friend. They don't have a name yet!"
"Show some respect. Everyone deserves a name!"
What should the sapper's name be?
Chosen Action
Knight of the Ageless Metal
"I'll call them, Knight of the Ageless Metal! I think that's a good starter for the name."
("Starter!? They're going to add more to that long name in the future?!?")
"Now, what can the ole Crew of the Great Nemo ship do for you?"
"Ah, well you see Captain Naut, it's about that new sailor who joined you."
"I know them."
"Huh? Uh, no way. I don't think you do."
"..............................."
MEANWHILE IN PLAYER CHAT
"YU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?! ACCEPT MY PLOT REQUEST!"
"Oh, but it didn't seem like something my character would agree to."
"Your character is talking to a marsue, you know what marsues do, right?"
"They mind control those around them into believing what the marsue says is true."
"So, please accept my plot request."
"Especially because we're supposed to be playing together....."
What will Yu do?
Chosen Action
Ask if there's a way that this can be done a little more natural. You want to join the party but you want it to be a bit more slow.
"Can we do this a bit more naturally? I want to join the party but I want to take it a bit more slow."
"................"
"Is there any reason why you don't want to be around me, Yu? Do you perhaps, hate my character or my play style?"
"It's really freaking suspicious to start a multiplayer game and then suddenly not want to play with your friends!"
What will Yu say?
Chosen Action
Look towards cowboy.
Yu argues back and forth in their mind if they should call out Cargo for being paranoid or asking for help. The direct confrontation from Cargo makes them feel horrible. They honestly didn't think they were being rude, but didn't know how to word it.
The silence from Yu's end is enough to let Cowboy know he has to cut in. "Cargo, I honestly agree that Yu should join the party as soon as possible, but I don't think it matters much if we let them do their own thing for a small bit."
Memetical_Cargo
2024-07-23 19:15:29
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-23 23:28:14
"But that doesn't make sense! There's dangers on these islands! There's cekekis, and that machine, and Ray! Ray is here! Yu doesn't know the dangers, they'll get their character killed, and it'll be a horrible fucking experience and they'll leave, all because of those things!"
Cowboy
2024-07-23 19:16:12
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-23 19:52:20
"I think there's a better, and nicer way to word your concerns. Watch."
Cowboy
2024-07-23 19:18:36
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-23 19:18:59
"Yu, Cargo is worried about you interacting with cekekis. Can you please stay away from any you see, especially any called "Ray?" If you could also do Cargo a favor. Whatever you do, do NOT interact with anything called "The Machine." I think Cargo is just worried that the plotline might be troublesome to deal with and give you a bad impression."
What will Yu say?
Chosen Action
"Tell Cargo I'll do WHATEVER I want. I'm not a child! I think I can play a video game."
2024-07-23 20:04:15
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-23 20:43:42
[Veil of Shadows]
"Tell Cargo I'll do WHATEVER I want, WHENEVER I want. I'm not a child! I think I can play a video game. Thank you very much."
Cowboy
2024-07-23 19:46:23
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-23 20:43:39
"Dude, that's just uncalled for. There's nicer ways to be mean. Cargo is in the chat, man."
"Ok, fine! Fine! Fuck you! I'll spoil the WHOLE FUCKING PLOTLINE IF I HAVE TO, TO KEEP YOU AWAY FROM IT!"
"THE ZOOCORP PLOTLINE IS A POPULAR PLOTLINE IN THE COSMOSDEX UNIVERSE. THE CREATURES, CEKEKIS ARE A METAPHOR FOR THE STRUGGLES THE WORKING CLASS OF OUR WORLD FACES AGAINST THE GIANT OPPRESSIVE MEGA MACHINE CREATURE THAT TANGLES ITSELF THROUGH OUR HOMES, OUR WORKPLACE, OUR STREETS, AND EVEN OUR SEWER SYSTEMS IN THE REAL WORLD!"
Memetical_Cargo
2024-07-23 20:01:44
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-23 23:29:55
"EVERY SINGLE PART OF THE ZOOCORP PLOTLINE IS DESIGNED TO MIMIC ONE OF THE HORRIBLE EVENTS IN THE REAL WORLD! FROM MADAM TO ESPECIALLY FUCKING RAY, IT'S ALL METAPHORS FOR SOME POOR BASTARD'S LIFE."
"AND THEN PEOPLE, PEOPLE DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND, THEY THINK IT'S CUTE. IT'S FUCKING ADORABLE. YES SIR I WANT THE MEGA MACHINE OUTSIDE TO CONTROL MY LIFE. I WANT TO BE NOTHING BUT A BATTERY, BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I'M WORTH!!!"
Memetical_Cargo
2024-07-23 20:08:23
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-23 23:30:49
"But the worst part, is the way they treat fucking RAY.

I keep...seeing people say he's cute. He's misunderstood. That he can be fixed. I wrote a character that stalks women in the night and eats them ALIVE to live, and people think he can be fixed? They don't get it.

How could they not realize that Ray is a metaphor for the monsters out there? The long, red, building tangling monsters that stalk you, but then disappear the second you look behind yourself unless you're alone."
"Dude."
"BUT THEN THEY CALL HERR A MONSTER. THE STRANGER A MONSTER. THE JUDGE A MONSTER. BUT MILES OF RED THAT TERRORIZES ALL OF US IS MISUNDERSTOOD!?!?!?"
"Dude!"
"I don't want to play anymore."
"I can't force you to play, but I recommend you stay in."
"The game is TARGETING ME! The cekekis are here! The cekekis shouldn't be here! They're not even apart of this plotline!"
"The game knew I was coming. I told you, this game KNOWS the people playing it. This was on purpose."
"The game didn't do it on purpose. The last universe ended by The Machine plot thread, that means the game prioritizes showing the player a weakened version of the last plot. That way they can avoid getting the same universe ender twice. That's why we're playing this session, remember? I know you wanted to make sure the plotline wasn't activated but frankly yelling at us is not the way to go about it."
"Yeah that makes sense or whatever...." Cargo mumbles. He calms down, but doesn't seem convinced.
What will Yu say?
Chosen Action
"There's red, building tangling monsters outside?"
"There's red, building tangling monsters outside?"
"Y-Yes! Yes there is! I've drawn them!"

Cargo posts an image in the chat.

"Please delete that."
.................
..............
Chosen Action
<b>Cowboy told you Cargo is paranoid. You should stop what you're doing.</b>
"Uh, sorry, now that I think about it, I don't think it's a good thing for me to ask questions like that. Sorry."
"But they do exist. You just have to-"
"Knock it off."
"It's true! It's true! You just can't see them because YOU take the government recommended drugs!"
"And you should too. I know they're not required, but you really should take what the government recommends."
"DOES YU TAKE THEIR GOVERNMENT MEDICATION? HUH? THEIR VACCINES????"
"Yu, you eat the food the government delivers to you, right?"
"Yeah!"
"Wait, it's the government that delivers that?"
"Uh, yeah? You like, tick the boxes for your medication, right?"
"I just write down yes on all the options!"
"NO OFFENSE BUT WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKED UP IF YOU'RE GOVERNMENT MEDICATED. YOU SHOULD BE LIKE COWBOY."
Cowboy
2024-07-23 21:07:21
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"Cargo I told you, I'm not "normal" just because the government "drugged" me."
"Ok but the drugs HAVE done some weird shit to you! Its turned you different!"
"Yu, have I changed much in the last 5 years?"
What will Yu say?
Chosen Action
[Truth]"You stopped visiting me about four years ago....and...that makes me sad."
"You stopped visiting me about four years ago....and...that makes me sad."
"Maybe Cargo is right! Maybe you have changed, or you hate me! You never visit anymore and you were the ONLY person who ever visited! No one ever visits me. You're the only person that likes me!"
Memetical_Cargo
2024-07-23 21:23:08
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-23 23:34:06
Seeing Yu panic seems to sober Cargo up. "Uh, no. I'm sorry that's....Cowboy hasn't changed..mentally anyway. Shit. I didn't mean it. Don't listen to me."
"Yu. I moved to a different island. Remember? We just don't live in the same area anymore. I'm sorry this sucks, but there's nothing I can do about it. I'd visit if I could."
What will Yu say?
Chosen Action
"I miss you, but I understand."
"I miss you....."
"....but I understand."
Memetical_Cargo
2024-07-23 21:37:24
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-23 23:36:10
"Can we go back to playing Fortuna? I promise you can do anything you want, as long as you don't bring Ray on our crew whenever you do join us. I'm just upset about something else. I'll leave your character alone for now. I'll just...I don't know. Farm plants on the ship or something."
Wha will Yu say?
Chosen Action
"Thank you. I'm sure I'll meet back up soon."
"Thank you. I'm sure I'll meet back up soon."
"Yeah, no problem. I'll move my character out the way. See you later."
END OF PLAYER CHAT
"oH MY NEO!!! YOU'RE RIGHT I DON'T KNOW YOU."
"This is...uh...so embarrassing. I'll just...leave. Come on Detective, we'll find the real paper boy we're supposed to be looking for."
Investigator
2024-07-23 21:53:45
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Last edit: 2024-07-23 23:36:55
"Investigator, out." The Investigator and Detective rush to leave the ship. The crew are baffled by their sudden arrival and disappearance.
Investigator
2024-07-23 21:54:11
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-23 23:38:01
"Start OOC: Ugh, I can't believe I literally got nervous on my first serious literate case with aliens. I really need to work on my persona. I totally broke my character back there." she whines.
"There were a lot of people. It's easy to get stage fright, Investigator."
"I guess that's right but it does suck...."
Investigator
2024-07-23 21:57:14
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-23 23:38:44
"But I'll try again. I'll bring back my cool investigator style and solve a case!"
"That's the way to go!"
"Now can I have my name back?"
Investigator
2024-07-23 21:58:48
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-23 21:59:22
"The Investigator never gives back what she steals!~"
PRIVATE CHAT BETWEEN Memetical_Cargo AND Cowboy
"What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck!?"
"Chill."
"Did Yu do something?"
Cowboy
2024-07-23 22:06:03
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-23 23:39:55
"Do NOT make theories about Yu. Seriously. You remember what happened last time your theories about real people got out of control?"
"..............."
"Someone has GOT to see what's going on in Yu's apartment."
"I agree. But it won't be you, and it won't be me."
"I bet you there's a hoard in there. There has to be a hoard in there. There has to be a huge fucking endless hoard. I feel fucking terrible."
"There could also be nothing in there. The apartment could be clean."
Memetical_Cargo
2024-07-23 22:14:25
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-23 23:40:32
"There's miles and miles and fucking miles of trash in there. There's no way that apartment is clean. There's no way. I bet you there's only a pathway to the computer, and to the door. Just an endless enclosed space."
"Or. Yu carefully places out the trash at night when no one is around, and a neighbor moves it for them."
"It could be anything in there....."
"It could be anything in there. And maybe we will never know, and that will be ok."
"Like a mailroom, an endless mailroom, anything could be in there."
"It's not a mailroom, it might not even be hoarded. Hopefully interacting with more people will allow Yu to finally talk to their neighbors."
"And that would be nice, wouldn't it?"
"Yeah...it would be."
"I'm glad, you get me to go outside. Even if I hate the pulse of the machines, the cops, the beasts, and the fucking things out there."
Cowboy doesn't know where to start with that statement, so he doesn't. It wouldn't be helpful to do so. "I'm glad you feel that way."
"How about after the game we go grab some pizza?"
"I would never go to that part of the island. The fucking beasts are everywhere there."
"Alone, anyway! The best part about you is that the government drugs and all that cop training has made your reaction time tens of times faster than mine!"
"I'm not a cop but ok."
"So as long as you're around, no one can hurt me."
"And the cops, for some veeeeery suspicious reason won't bother us."
"Because going out to eat pizza isn't a crime...."
"I wish Yu could get pizza though. There's no way that's on the menu."
"Yu will get to eat pizza outside one day. That's what I believe."
"I don't think normal people are as delusional as you."
"But I'm happy you are."
"T-Thanks, bro."
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