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DRAKKEN HUNTERS▼
DRAKKEN HUNTERS
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Lulove
2024-07-16 19:10:51
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-16 19:11:39
"I'm the chipper Lulove!~"
Raloud
"And I'm the chill Raloud."
Lulove
"And we're both your hosts to your fantastical visit to Neooooo-Kooosmos!!!!!!"
Raloud
2024-07-16 19:15:55
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:17:04
"You'll be living the free life here! On this side of Neo-Kosmos, there ain't no rules, no government, no cops, no laws, baby!"
Lulove
"But please do respect that this only applies to the designated islands listed in the manual."
Lulove
"The local species of this planet has allowed us to reside here in bliss and wonderhood, with our own lack of laws!~"
Raloud
"As long as we pay our taxes!!!!"
Raloud
2024-07-16 19:18:59
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:18:26
"Heh, which we always pay on time."
Lulove
"Please make sure to leave the locals alone, we're very, very serious about this! We do not want the local species to be disturbed!"
Lulove
"Imagine a bunch of aliens finding your planet for the first time, and they ask you "can we set up a resort here?" And, you, with the overwhelming kindness in your heart say "yeah, sure, as long as you keep to the "forbidden cursed area" we don't go to because of tradition.""
Lulove
2024-07-16 19:25:41
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-16 21:25:56
Lulove turns around to scream towards the sea.

"WE LOVE YOU ALIENS!!!!!"

In the distant an insectoid fisherman raises his hand to wave to Lulove and yell back "Hiiiii!" It's clear this is the only word outside of his language he knows.
Edger Drakken
2024-07-16 19:27:03
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:17:51
("Mmmmmmmm these two are annoyingly loud...")
Skeleton King
2024-07-16 19:28:22
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:18:09
("One word, Castellan Edger, and I will quiet them.")
Lady Lucetta
2024-07-16 19:30:20
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Posted by ID #7
Last edit: 2024-07-16 19:31:23
("Oh, hush, you two, they're adorable. Look, they're talking to one another!")
Edger Drakken
2024-07-16 19:33:07
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:18:58
("They appear to be one of those quaint, soul-bonded creatures. No harming them, knight.") Edger motions to the large blue uutzi next to him, clearly avoiding his name.
Edger Drakken
("Not until we get the information that we need. Then I don't really care.")
Lady Lucetta
("Humm. Perhaps they're privy to some of the best local establishments… it's so cloyingly quaint here.")
Edger Drakken
2024-07-16 19:37:05
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-16 19:37:40
("My lady, Lucetta, that is not the type of information we're here for....")
Edger Drakken
("But as your devoted husband, I will ask them in your stead.")
Edger Drakken
2024-07-16 19:38:01
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-16 21:26:55
"Yes, mmmmm tour guides. Please do inform me. Your species-"
Raloud
"We AIN'T a species!!!!"
Lulove
"We're a concept!"
Edger Drakken
"Yes, yes, of course, you're a "concept." And that concept is that you were turned into your form, by a dragon, yes?"
Edger Drakken
2024-07-16 19:40:50
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:19:39
"Where, by chance, is this dragon?" Edger of House Drakken motions to the uutzi.
Raloud
"Dragon? We don't got a-"
Skeleton King
2024-07-16 19:43:05
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:20:01
The uutzi takes out a large amount of jewelry, holding it out to the duo. "Castellan Edger of House Drakken has asked you a question."
Skeleton King
"It is in your best interest to reply."
Raloud
("Inviting rich snobby vampwelfs here was a mistake! They have bribes, Lulove! Tempting ones!")
Lulove
"Raloud, they also have large ears! Whispering around them doesn't work!"
Skeleton King
("Shoot them?")
Edger Drakken
("They have not given us any information on dragons, nor the best shopping areas for my beloved wife, no we will not be shooting them, yet!")
Lady Lucetta
("Mmh, maybe there's a beachside bar i'd be able to attend after finding appropriate summerwear…")
Edger Drakken
("Hopefully at night....the sun on this planet is agitating to the senses.")
Lady Lucetta
Lucetta waves her hand, bustling past her husband and the uutzi. "Yoo-hoo. You there, fuzzy things. Might you kindly point me in the direction of some summerwear? A bar? Maybe a broomboy?"
Lady Lucetta
"I'll be the first to admit I wasn't expecting all the sand. I'm seeking to maybe onboard one of the, I don't know," She gestures, lazily, "Locals, to help serve as a broomboy."
Lulove
2024-07-16 19:53:58
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:20:46
Lulove hops as Lady Lucetta speaks, looking for any reason to dodge Edger's question. "Yes, yes! I can show you to all of those things!!!!"
Lulove
"...What is a "broomboy" though?"
Raloud
2024-07-16 19:55:15
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-16 19:56:53
"IT'S ONE OF THOSE SICK THINGS VAMPWELFS DO. I HEARD THEY TAKE BROOMS, PUT IT ON THE NECKS OF PEASANTS, AND THEN JUMP ON THEM TO BREAK THEIR NECKS!!!"
Lulove
2024-07-16 19:55:38
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-16 21:29:04
"OH MY DRAGONS! NO, I CAN'T BE A BROOMBOY!"
Lady Lucetta
Lucetta chuckles. ("They don't even have broomboys here…")
Lady Lucetta
"You can sweep, can't you? I'll have somebody show you the ropes, silly thing."
Skeleton King
("Hmmp. Isn't this telling?")
Skeleton King
("How interesting, Castellan Edger, that they don't answer you, before your wife.")
Skeleton King
("Your failure as a Drakken shows clear. Any male of the Drakken family would have had their answers obtained and their wife pampered by now, and here you are, sitting rejected like a dog left outside.")
Edger Drakken
2024-07-16 20:02:56
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-16 21:29:49
"Go on! Do whatever you wanted, "Skeleton King!" The way you lash out like a child annoys me, but I do not care for these two enough to put you in your place. Go! Show me what a "proper male of the Drakken Family" would do!"
Skeleton King
"Gladly, Castellan Edger."
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Skeleton King
2024-07-16 20:15:59
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:21:53
With one swift movement of his arm, the "Skeleton King" knocks Raloud to the floor. The Skeleton King steps on one end of his weapon while Raloud struggles to get free. "You little bastards think you can ignore a question from a Drakken? Do you know what we do when we don't get answers out of someone's mouth?"
Skeleton King
"We break their little FUCKING bones until they make just the right sound to at least appease our ears."
Lulove
"HE'S A BROOMBOY!"
Skeleton King
2024-07-16 20:17:57
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-16 21:30:30
"I ain't BROOMBOY, I'm a KING, BITCH!"
Edger Drakken
"Of his own delusional mind...." Edger Drakken mumbles before looking to his wife, unbothered by the event.
Lady Lucetta
2024-07-16 20:19:19
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:22:15
"Oh, Edger, tell him to leave the poor peasant alone. The suffering thing doesn't even know how to sweep a floor."
Lady Lucetta
"And i'm not leaving without eatery reccomendations."
Edger Drakken
"I would love to, my dearest Lady Lucetta, but you know how this animal is when he is in one of his moods. "Male this, male that!""
Edger Drakken
"As if he is a real Drakken! He is not even vampwelf!"
Lady Lucetta
"Well, he does live in our house, my love. Would you prefer I ask him instead?"
Edger Drakken
2024-07-16 20:26:47
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:23:04
"I would prefer you ask him, my dear Lady Lucetta... If only I didn't know that he would throw this moment in my face for months. I can see it now!"
Edger Drakken
"Oooh you poor thing, do you need your wife to accompany you? Maybe you're the one who needs bathing suit recommendations while your wife does all the real manly work."
Edger Drakken
2024-07-16 20:30:20
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:23:54
"Were it not for Boris Drakken's orders that he be kept alive because he finds him "funny" I would 've cut him open, hung him upside down, and let him be drained of blood like a blutgoat by now!"
Skeleton King
2024-07-16 20:32:15
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:24:09
"Consider this, Lulove, if you want your friend here to breathe any time soon, you will tell us where your dragon is."
Lulove
2024-07-16 20:33:38
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-16 21:32:49
"We don't know! We promise! We were high on the beach, out of our minds when the dragon came from the sea and turned us into dragonkin! Please don't kill her, Broomking!"
Lady Lucetta
Lucetta shuffles up to the uutzi, hiking up on her tip-toes and placing her hands on his shoulders.
"Oh, let the poor commoner-thing go, Skelly. It can't even conscript to a species, I doubt it'll give you directions to some terrible beast."
Skeleton King
With no hesitation the Skeleton King kicks his gun up and catches it, freeing Raloud. "Ahh, anything for you, sweet Lady Lucetta!~"
Edger Drakken
("That's my wife.....")
Skeleton King
"You're quite right, these bumbling drunkards wouldn't be able to tell left from right, how would they know where a dragon may be hidden?"
Skeleton King
2024-07-16 20:41:57
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-16 21:33:32
"But they should at the least give you a fucking direction to a bar!"
Lady Lucetta
("See, dearest? He just needed a woman's touch.")
Edger Drakken
("Considering how often he calls me that, I fear even my touch would work on the pest....")
Lulove
"We'll give you 50 directions to a bar if you need it! We only have 10 bars though so there might be some repeats, please tell me if that's ok!"
Lady Lucetta
2024-07-16 20:48:33
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:26:06
"Why not start with just one or two real good ones, chap? I'll be frank with you, I haven't that kind of attention span nowadays, and I've bars to be at."
Skeleton King
2024-07-16 20:50:58
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-16 21:34:30
"Yes, you will take us to your best bars. You dogs will wait on us hand and foot until we find what we want!"
Skeleton King
"Only the best for my Lady Lucetta."
Edger Drakken
2024-07-16 20:52:29
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-16 20:53:52
"She is NOT YOUR Lady, you spinster!"
Skeleton King
2024-07-16 20:53:08
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-16 21:34:58
"You're not fucking man enough to have a wife, Edger! Would it really bother anyone if I took yours?"
Edger Drakken
"It would bother her!"
Edger Drakken
"I...assume."
Lady Lucetta
2024-07-16 20:55:59
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:26:33
"Boys. If you keep snapping at each other like this, I'll be taking my daycationing to the boardwalk alone."
Lady Lucetta
("And I really need somebody to hold my parasol for me…")
Skeleton King
"Lady Lucetta, you insult me. I would never fight with a woman. I'm just telling her where her place is."
Edger Drakken
"Would the head of household actually care if brought his little jester toy back ripped to shreds? We could maybe replace you with a very loud annoying weasel. It would be the same."
Skeleton King
"Imagine the type of punishment dear ole Boris would give you if he heard you even pondering the possibility of ignoring his orders."
Edger Drakken
"......." Edger Drakken grabs the parasol. "Let us go."
Edger Drakken
2024-07-16 21:04:25
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:27:05
"Do not bother defending me Lucetta, I have been slandered enough. I would prefer to hold my tongue for now."
Lady Lucetta
2024-07-16 21:05:51
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:27:17
Lucetta wraps her arms around her husband, huddling close by. "Music to my ears, my one and truest. Come now, Skelly! We're departing."
Lady Lucetta
"Ta-ta, adorable commoner folk!"
Edger Drakken
2024-07-16 21:13:59
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:27:45
"My dear Lady Lucetta, you truly are the only one keeping me from losing my mind like the rest of my family. Is this a curse, or a blessing? I cannot be sure sometimes. Maybe living in as much delusion as the "Skeleton King" would be a mercy, but I choose to believe I stay sane for a greater purpose in this family."
Edger Drakken
2024-07-16 21:14:30
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-18 14:28:25
("Such as making sure the hall is actually cleaned after the "parties."")
Raloud
The two dragonkin trail behind the Drakkens. "We are never inviting rich fancy vampwelfs to this party ever again!"
Lulove
"I want to fully agree with you Raloud but think about how many souvenirs they're going to buy!!!!"
Raloud
2024-07-16 21:17:21
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-07-16 21:38:30
Raloud rubs her hands together. "Taxes paid for months.......hehe..."
DRAGONKIN
2024-07-16 21:48:56
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Dragonkin are a rare species in the universe. Dragonkin are never natural, only appearing in locations of great amounts of counterculture activities. It is unknown why only a select few dragons can turn people into dragonkin, but it is known that all dragons that can create dragonkin involve the fear of a lack of community or place to be.

Dragonkin do not engage in typical culture, but do gain a very strong inner culture with other dragonkin, often sharing resources, protecting one another to the death, and refusing to engage in trades within their small society, preferring to "give items when needed or desired". This being said, dragonkin only care for their own people, and upon seeing other species, will value their own kind far above others, often overcharging for meals, and ignoring any pleas for assistance.

To a dragonkin, if one truly needs assistance, then they should become a part of the best society of them all.

Dragonkin.

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