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Song That Play When You Meet A Lighthouse▼
Song That Play When You Meet A Lighthouse
[song that plays when you encounter a caterpillar]
Rumble Rock
2024-08-08 14:38:03
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Rumble Rock of the Fins had just finished the latest rendition, of a song already in their catalogue. Sitting on their guitar case, they sigh, plucking at a string on their prized instrument. They find their current performances lackluster, their sounds as of late feeling feeling…..stale. They came here looking for inspiration, but they've yet to find any. It's frustrating.
Rumble Rock
2024-08-08 14:41:24
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They point at their companion, who had been following them around as if they were some sort of circus for the last couple days.
"I'd ask ya how that was, but ya'd just say its fine, wouldn't ya?"
Viktor Von V
"…Well, yes. I think it was fine."
Lulove
"Aaaaah I must be honest! I don't think the crowd was very excited!"
Lulove
"I guess we should think of hiring a new performer. They're kind of getting tired of your songs."
Lulove
"NOT THAT YOUR MUSIC IS BAD IT'S JUST THAT AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO SOMETHING NEW!"
Rumble Rock
2024-08-08 14:54:43
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"Exactly! It's stale, that's what it is! Even I'm gettin' tired of em."
Rumble Rock
"I need somethin' exciting. I thought a place home to creatures such as dragonkin would have more inspiration! VIBES!!"
Lulove
2024-08-08 14:57:49
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"WE HAVE PEOPLE DYING LEFT AND RIGHT, IS THAT NOT INSPIRING ENOUGH OR ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ANOTHER TYPE."
Rumble Rock
"NOT AT ALL!!"
Rumble Rock
"HOW am i supposed to spin a song with an inspiring lesson if its all 'bout murder?"
Lulove
"Oooooh you want happy lessons!"
Lulove
"Well things have been a little moody, maybe we can go talk to people who are having a bad time and solve their problems, or maybe we can explore the island! Just tell me what you want to do. I'm here to help!"
Rumble Rock
"Moody is an understatement i think."
Rumble Rock
"Let's go help people! That's always a good way to get some nice ole inspiration. The issues of the people!"
Rumble Rock
2024-08-08 15:07:11
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"THAT'S what I'm talkin' bout."
Lulove
2024-08-08 15:10:05
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"Well, what sort of people do you two want to help with? There's a few folks I know who can really use some talking to!" Lulove says, before offering some ideas.


  1. A snooty guy and his pet skeleton

  2. The messed up sea captain

  3. A large fully grown tiger

Lulove
"If you're looking for someone more peppy, I say we go with the tiger, but I do feel like the first two would have more of that deep story you can put into a song. I guess it depends if you want Pop or not."
Rumble Rock
"Let's do the pet skeleton dude! That sounds like interestin' content."
Rumble Rock
2024-08-08 15:15:43
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"Sounds like jus' the excitement I might need."
Viktor Von V
2024-08-08 15:17:33
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"Skeleton's are always wonderfully fun to play with. I had a few back at my laboratory I could pose."
Lulove
"Yeah! I think lots of vampwelfs have pet skeletons!"
Lulove
"UH ACTUALLY MAYBE I SHOULDN'T BE SO EXCITED ABOUT THAT. THAT'S BAD. HAVING PET SKELETONS IS BAD."
Rumble Rock
"WOW! Vampwelfs sure are interestin'!"
Lulove
"Anyway follow me! We're not too far off. These guys are just renting the house up the road." Lulove sprints ahead of the others, knocking on the door of the small rented manor.
Lulove
"HEY EDGER!!!! WE'RE HERE TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS!!!!!!"
[Themis Legal Academy ~ Our Precious School - PW: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies]
Edger Drakken
"Oh thank goodness! It has been hours! Hours I say! That the sink has been broken! As a Castellan I'm offended at how slow this service is. I would have fixed it myself, but your alien tech is nonsense!"
Lulove
"Aww, it's not that hard!"
Edger Drakken
2024-08-08 15:28:04
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"My sink is connected to this wifi nonsense, and worse yet, it has some sort of scanning system?"
Lulove
"Yeah! So you can track your water usage on the app, and also check if your hands are clean!"
Edger Drakken
"I have eyes. I can see if my hands are clean, and I'm not getting some sort of, app for a sink. Why is it not just made out of simple lead pipes?"
Lulove
"BUT HOW WILL YOU KNOW IF YOU DRANK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF WATER WITHOUT THE APP TELLING YOU?"
Edger Drakken
2024-08-08 15:32:20
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"I think I can figure out if I'm thirsty. You aliens truly need to be hand-held through even the most basic of tasks."
Rumble Rock
"WOW!! ANYWWAYSYS what's the vibes my dude? Did ya pet skeleton break the wiffy thing….whatever?"
Edger Drakken
"The thing behind you doesn't seem to be speaking any language I know."
Lulove
"I'M NOT SURE WHAT A WIFFY THING IS EITHER! I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD FREE WIFFIES!"
Rumble Rock
2024-08-08 15:35:23
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"(Hey Viktor, what does any of this alien stuff. Mean?)"
Viktor Von V
2024-08-08 15:36:29
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"(…I'm not sure. I mostly study practical technology, and I'm… unsure if connecting water usage to an app is practical.)"
Rumble Rock
"(Woah….crazy.)"
Rumble Rock
"Sorry I forgot."
Rumble Rock
"I am EVER so sorry for my intrusion, skeleton pet guy, but if you will pardon our intrusion we wish to…. Uh…remedy the problem at hand."
Rumble Rock
"Viktor do somethin', I'm like strugglin' here."
Edger Drakken
"I do not own a pet skeleton."
Edger Drakken
"I'm housesitting for Boris Drakken's pet skeleton." Edger eyes Viktor.
Edger Drakken
"Oh hohoho! Another fellow vampwelf!"
Edger Drakken
2024-08-08 15:41:11
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"A failure of one I see, if you've been cast away to this part of the universe. What's your family's name?"
Viktor Von V
2024-08-08 15:44:09
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"..I am a Volkairn. I would not call myself a failure though, I have simply left home to seek inspiration to better our own homeworld."
Rumble Rock
"His parents hate him!"
Viktor Von V
2024-08-08 15:45:08
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"Besides, I am not the one with that fur color who is outside of home."
Edger Drakken
2024-08-08 15:46:32
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Edger takes out a book on houses and flips through it silently.
Edger Drakken
"Aaaaah, house Volkairn! That one. Sorry, it's such a weak and lowly house compared to mine that I couldn't even remember it off the top of my head!"
Edger Drakken
2024-08-08 15:48:21
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"Only one castle belongs to the Volkairn family? Would be a shame if something happened to it. I see why you're working as a plumber for aliens now. Much more of a well paying job I assume."
Rumble Rock
"(Hey dragonkin, are vampwelf usually like this?)"
Viktor Von V
". . ."
Viktor Von V
"I work as no plumber. I am a man of science! In fact, this jester works for me. I have plenty who work under me back home."
Rumble Rock
"STOP TELLING EVERYONE IM A JESTER."
Edger Drakken
"Oh you have a jester that doesn't listen to you? How sad. Also I fully understand you, was it, Viktor? Yes. A plumber is a man of science! Please, please, come into my manor and fix my sink for me, science man."
Viktor Von V
"I AM NOT FIXING YOUR DAMNED SINK. drown."
Lulove
"We're actually suppose to be here to solve your personal problems and make a cool song out of it!"
Edger Drakken
"Oh, eww! Are these artists? Artists belong in the basement and attics, only their works should be allowed onto the main floor!"
Rumble Rock
"That's right! I'm a MUSICIAN!"
Rumble Rock
"Wait what"
Rumble Rock
"You serious?"
Edger Drakken
"Yes. The artists belong there. They like it in the basement."
Edger Drakken
2024-08-08 15:57:22
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"They often think the main rooms are "too loud", "filled too much with personal drama", and "not conductive to the inspiration that loneliness can bring." Frankly, artists are too moody for me."
Viktor Von V
"I wonder why."
Edger Drakken
"Don't act like your house isn't loud, Sir, I come from a family of whores!"
Edger Drakken
"We all know what parties your family is running. Red Tulips on your family crest. Your family could not make it more obvious where their real power comes from."
Rumble Rock
"Well good for ya! I'm not moody at all!"
Rumble Rock
"In fact i think that your vibes could make for a GREAT song. I bet you have a great rich person problem to fix that could make something super duper funny!"
Viktor Von V
"Yes! Write about how he cannot work his sink, lest he dirty his poor hands."
Edger Drakken
"I can work a sink just fine. This sink on the other hand has wifi and an app......."
Edger Drakken
"You know how you could one up me?....."
Edger Drakken
"YOU COULD FIX MY SINK!"
Lulove
"I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE HE'S HAVING WITHDRAWALS DUE TO THE LACK OF LEAD IN THE WATER."
Viktor Von V
"FIX YOUR OWN SINK."
Rumble Rock
2024-08-08 16:05:04
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"I dont know what half the things you said about your sink meant, sir! But i can try."
Rumble Rock
"I'm great at helping people."
Rumble Rock
"(I think!)"
Edger Drakken
"Thank you so much tailed for being cooperative."
Edger Drakken
"Knight, grab this peasant and throw him away from my rental."
Skeleton King
"As you say, Castellan Edger." The knight takes a few steps towards Viktor before pausing.
Skeleton King
"I cannot touch this one, Castellan Edger."
Edger Drakken
2024-08-08 16:08:54
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"Why not? It's not like he's highly-ranked! If his family even mumbled a complaint, the entirety of house Drakken would crush them in an instant!"
Skeleton King
"He's a fey boy."
Edger Drakken
"How can you tell he's a fey boy just from looking at him?"
Rumble Rock
"Woah…. The skeleton…"
Skeleton King
"The way he holds himself.....he looks like many of the fey boys I've had to execute."
Edger Drakken
"I may not like this man, but calling him a fey boy is going too far!"
Edger Drakken
"My apologizes, Viktor, such wording should not be used. You may be a lowly vampwelf from an unsightly family, but you're not a fey boy."
Viktor Von V
". . ."
Rumble Rock
"I like this guy he's funny."
Viktor Von V
"Thank you for the apology. I shall accept it."
Edger Drakken
"You're welcome. You're free to enter my manor and have some food while you hopefully fix my sink."
Skeleton King
2024-08-08 16:14:25
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"We should not let a fey boy into the manor. What if he curses your unmarried servants?"
Edger Drakken
"First off, stop calling him a fey boy! Second off, the only unmarried servant I have is YOU! I'm sure that even if he was a fey boy, which he is not, that you could protect yourself from falling in love."
Rumble Rock
2024-08-08 16:16:35
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"If Viktor's curse is love it's defective, cuz I've never seen it work!"
Edger Drakken
"You, Viktor. You would never date such a tall servant such as my knight, would you? I do not ask this as an insult, I ask this to comfort my paranoid knight."
Viktor Von V
"Of course not! I have no such interest in men."
Edger Drakken
"*Any men."
Viktor Von V
"Any men."
Rumble Rock
"Any men!"
Edger Drakken
"I hope that's enough to comfort you, Mad Knight."
Skeleton King
"If you say so, but I will have my eyes on him."
Edger Drakken
2024-08-08 16:20:21
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Edger Drakken leads the group into the kitchen, where the sink appears to refuse to give out any more water if a cup is placed under it. "Here is the malfunctioning unit."
Rumble Rock
"Let me see." Rumble Rock inspects the sink, despite not knowing what they're looking at.
Rumble Rock rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.

Rumble Rock sees that the sink wants the user to connect to the app.

Rumble Rock
They point at the indication.
"It wants something! Do i need a rock yet?"
Edger Drakken
"I don't see how a rock can solve this problem but the customary rock is in the back of the far left cabinet in the kitchen."
Skeleton King
"As is customary."
Edger Drakken
"As is customary."
Viktor Von V
"(What would you do with a rock?)"
Rumble Rock
2024-08-08 16:28:53
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"(To hit it with duh. That always works!)"
Viktor Von V
2024-08-08 16:29:50
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"(…That may not work, but I trust you to solve this. My reputation is on the line.)"
Rumble Rock
Rumble Rock retrieves the rock and……
Rumble Rock
THEY START BASHING IT AGAINST THE SINK AS HARD AS THEY CAN.
Rumble Rock rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.
2024-08-08 16:33:21
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Rumble Rock keeps hitting the sink with the rock but fails to do anything of meaning to it.

Lulove
"UH DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL AN ACTUAL PLUMBER CAUSE HE'S KIND OF BUSY?"
Edger Drakken
"I have a feeling this sink isn't getting fixed anytime soon."
Rumble Rock
"Whoops! I thought for sure that'd work."
Skeleton King
"Castellan Edger, we must get rid of the fey boy. The air in this room is becoming toxic by the moment."
Edger Drakken
"One, this has nothing to do with my sink. Two, he's not a fey boy! You're the one who is starting to sound feyish. Maybe you should stop focusing on him!"
Edger Drakken
"Plumber, try the rock again. I honestly felt as if you were on to something."
Rumble Rock
"GOT IT!" Hell yeah they love hitting things with rocks!
Rumble Rock
They're bashing this sink with a rock so hard.
Rumble Rock rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.

Rumble Rock breaks the computer on the sink. The sink seems to work normally now!

Edger Drakken
"Finally, I can have some water. I'm so parched."
Rumble Rock
"Hell yeah man! Glad i could help!"
Edger Drakken
"Thank you for solving my issue. I hope this is the musical inspiration you wanted."
Lulove
"Not quite....I'm sure we were looking for something more emotional!"
Rumble Rock
2024-08-08 16:41:45
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"Even still, I bet I could use this experience for something!"
Edger Drakken
"You're not going to get any problems out of me. I'm flawless. You can speak to the Mad Knight. I'm sure he has problems worth noting."
Viktor Von V
"(…Perhaps I overthink things too much if you used the rock to solve it.)"
Rumble Rock
"…maybe I will sometime. Knights have all kinds of cool problems and stories too!"
Skeleton King
"I think instead of looking to me for problems, you should look closer." The knight has put on gloves to lift Viktor up.
Skeleton King
"The amount of problems leaking out of this fey mutt is overwhelming. I'm sure aliens would love all the fruity songs one could make about a vampwelf like this."
Rumble Rock
2024-08-08 16:47:17
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"Fruity…oh.. OH YEAH!! You're so right."
Viktor Von V
"Excuse me?! you will put me down this instant!"
Rumble Rock
2024-08-08 16:47:33
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"I can't believe I didn't realize before!"
Skeleton King
"I'm only going to put you down once I throw you out of this manor."
Skeleton King
"I do not know what your family does. But you will not soil Drakken sheets by being in here!"
Edger Drakken
"My apologies. The Mad Knight was attacked by a fey this morning and I believe he is still skittish about it."
Viktor Von V
"He's more than mad, i would say! Why you have not locked him away is beyond me!"
Rumble Rock
"cuz he's funny?"
Edger Drakken
"Because Boris thinks he's funny and to go against Boris is to have your head splattered against a wall. Thus your guess is true."
Skeleton King
The Knight throws Viktor outside, taking off his gloves and throwing them afterwards. "BACK TO THE WOODS WHERE YOU BELONG, FEY BOY!"
Edger Drakken
2024-08-08 16:57:50
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Edger Drakken leans on his door as he waves to Viktor, Rumble, and Lulove. "Thank you for fixing my sink. I'd invite you all over again......."
Edger Drakken
"....but......"
Edger Drakken
"Frankly, I do not believe I like any of you as anything more than a plumber. Ta tah."
Rumble Rock
"See ya laters! If ya need anythin' that needs rock bashin' gimme a call!"
Viktor Von V
2024-08-08 17:02:04
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"You know what."
Viktor walked up to the knight, pressing down on one of his hands.

"I curse you. Sleep with your eyes open tonight."
Skeleton King
"Castellan Edger, is he cursing me with a lack of sleep, or is he saying that he's going to seduce me?"
Edger Drakken
"Honestly I cannot tell."
Edger Drakken
"If you are flirting with Boris' Mad Knight, I warn you to stay away! I will not have you seduce him! Boris will not find it funny! (I think!) And if you're cursing him to a lack of sleep, please refrain! I'd like to get some rest in the mornings."
Skeleton King
Skeleton King grips the hand Viktor touched him with. "I'm going to throw you far, fey boy."
Viktor Von V
"Oh no."
Skeleton King
But, he doesn't let go.
Edger Drakken
"I can't tell if he realized the futility of throwing a vampwelf, or he's in shock."
Viktor Von V
"I believe he's too mad to tell what a joke is, unfortunately."
Rumble Rock
"Mmaybe both!"
Edger Drakken
"Not to agree with the Mad Knight, but don't you think that holding a man's hand is quite a particular "joke?""
Edger Drakken
"It reminds me when Lady Aratoth slept with Duke Ferkarn "as a joke.""
Viktor Von V
2024-08-08 17:13:34
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"Tsk, aliens hold hands all the time! Besides, I am not the one with a death grip."
Edger Drakken
"Ok but you are no alien! To lower yourself to alien standards...disgusting!"
Viktor Von V
". . . I may have mispoken."
Rumble Rock
"Pretty big misspeak, huh?"
Viktor Von V
"Silence."
Edger Drakken
"The fact that you held hands with someone, just like that.....not even the hand of your wife...."
Edger Drakken
"So the myths about your house are true, huh? You all engage in such lewd acts! Unmarried! You know, I don't see a wedding bite on you. Are you even a married man?"
Viktor Von V
2024-08-08 17:19:54
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"You speak of me lowly, yet I am not the one with the rare fur who is away on some alien planet without reason."
Edger Drakken
"First off, my rare fur is indication of good luck for the house, which is why I haven't been killed."
Skeleton King
2024-08-08 17:21:30
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"Despite being a woman." The Mad Knight breaks out of his shock only to jab at Edger.
Edger Drakken
2024-08-08 17:22:36
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"And I happen to be looking for a dragon! A very important task! What does your family have you doing, out here, fixing a man's plumbing and holding the hands of a man's Knight!"
Lulove
"THE DRAGON ACTUALLY GOT OUT THIS MORNING."
Lulove
".................."
Lulove
"I DON'T THINK I WAS MEANT TO SAY THAT!"
Edger Drakken
"Hmmm. Maybe something useful came out of this after all."
Edger Drakken
"Knight, throw this peasant, we have more important things to do."
Skeleton King
"As you wish, Castellan Edger." The Skeleton King finally breaks out of his fear trance long enough to chuck Viktor away.
Edger Drakken
"If he's a smart vampwelf, he'll remember he can fly."
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