A very merry not-birthday. What? No not a birthday, why a not-birthday, not your birthday, but your not-birthday. What's the difference? Well you only have a single birthday, on a single solitary birthday only but one day in to birthday, but instead of a singular birthday you've two-hundred-fifty-five not-birthdays not a one birthday a but a two-fifty-five not-birthday, for your not-birth day, and so we say we say today and not on your birthday, but a verily merrily not-birthday to you!