To: Do I need to write your name on this, I'm literally handing it over!
Message: This week, I learned the guitar just to sing to you outside your window. Next week, I'm thinking of learning your favorite art style, just to make a portrait of you.

Hmmmm? I don't have to do all of that?

Well sorry, babe! You messed up with you started dating a guy with a fixation that changes like a roulette wheel. By the way, I learned how to count cards yesterday. Do you maybe want to go on a date to casion and see how far we can get till they kick us out? (Please carry the money for me so I don't accidentally use them on the slots.)