HELLO. THIS IS A COMPLAINT FROM LA FRANCEY DE LITE RESTAURANT. WE ARE RETURNING YOUR LIVE GWECH MEAT. WE ARE DEMANDING A REFUND AND AN APOLOGY. DO NOT EVER AGAIN SEND US A LIVE GWECH THAT LOOKS LIKE A MAN WEARING SLIPPERS, ELSE LA FRANCEY DE LITE RESTAURANT WILL REMOVE YOU FROM OUR SELLER LISTS.

OUR LATEST GUEST, AND A POWERFUL WORLD LEADER, WAS ANGERED WHEN WE SERVED HIM THIS LIVE GWECH. YOU BROUGHT SHAME TO OUR MOST ELEGANT RESTAURANT.