Everyone is jealous of your giant rideable dwelya. Oh sorry, what do you ride? A thornhead? Ha. How typical. Don't talk to me until you get a real mount, not some drooling horn creature.

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Has committed tax fraud in 324 nations, and 234 non-nations. Excluding Taxeus, where tax fraud is legal (She committed hyper tax fraud there (which is illegal)).

Has also committed: Insurance fraud, Mail fraud, Bank fraud, Stock fraud, Market fraud, Celebrity fraud, Gambling fraud, Drug fraud, Fraud fraud, R̴e̶a̴l̸i̴t̷y̴ ̵f̵r̶a̵u-
(Wait, no, that wasn't canon.)
(IT WAS NOT. CANON.)