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FUCK LIFE▼
FUCK LIFE
[Hi-Fi Rush OST INTRUDER]
Conomoth
"Camera guy, you rolling? We're gonna need all the footage we can get. F, V, W, B, you all got the plan?"
Boogmoth
"WE ARE :checkmark:"
Wozzeemoth
A slightly larger-than-average purple wozzee rides atop Vibemoth's cap, looking irate.

"Yep."
Fairymoth
"You know it, V. I mean, VC. Ah, whatever, let's do this."
Zapp
"I got the camera rolling but are yous people really sure about this?"
Bizz
"Zapp, don't worry about it, baby! We're just on taping duties!"
Bizz
"We film their big hit, we get our next big hit!"
Zapp
"I was askin' THEM if they wanted to go through with doin' this, not you!"
Bizz
"Course they want to go through with it."
Conomoth
"Hey, either it all goes well, or it doesn't. Either way: That's numbers."
Fairymoth
"Bizz knows what's up."
Boogmoth
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"Bizz is :skullandcrossbones:."
Bizz
"Everyone has been lining up to get a piece of the big fella!"
Bizz
"Literally!" Bizz points towards a line that has been physically forming out of the Zoo Corp Office.
Wozzeemoth
"Looks like we got some competition, VC."
Vectmoth
"Wack a sod and start wackin' more if anyone stands in our way, simple as." The vect seems to be slightly different than the other moths. It twitches and looks around sometimes. It has [Fused] with its tentider a little earlier to commit this job.
Bizz
"Woah woah, no need to fight the people in the line, I'm Zookeeper's right hand man!"
Zapp
"Ex right hand man. He ditched you quick once he was done with you."
Bizz
"Either way, we can just skip to the front of the line no problem. They know me!"
Bizz
"But I won't say no to extra footage."
Conomoth
Conomoth puts a foot on her board, "Well, it seems like we're pretty much on the same page, in any case. Should we get this show on the road?"
Boogmoth
"LETS."
Wozzeemoth
"HELL YEAH."
Vectmoth
Vectmoth looks at the other moths, tensing a little up in expectation. "We're going the VIP way or the fun way?"
Boogmoth
"VIP EXCULSIVE ALL ACCESS PASS. :tincuit:"
Bizz
"When we get in there, let me handle the assistant. I know how to get us in."
Bizz
"No bouncer has ever stopped me from getting into a club."
Fairymoth
"Ugh, I hate lines and bouncers. Reminds me of police interviews, they just take so long checking everything."
Conomoth
"Well, I'm headed for the front, and if any of these bozos don't get out of the way, that sounds like their problem."

She spins her bat and starts cruising towards the entrance, not worried about opinions on line cutting.
Bizz
As the group skips the line they get annoyed looks, but Bizz flashes some sort of badge to imply that the group is here on official business. The badge is too small for anyone to notice it's an obvious fake. Classic fairy trick.
Assistant
The assistant greets the group. "Good evening and welcome to Zoo Corp. How can I assist you today?"
Bizz
"We'll be needing the elevator keys."
Assistant
"And what business are you here for?" The assistant eyes the obvious band of attackers and camera crew.
Bizz
"Hmmp..."
Bizz
"I'm the guy who is going to get you fired if you delay our important filming. Do you even know who I am? I'm at the top, baby. Ask me another question. I dare ya."
Bizz rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 25 is rolled.
Assistant
"Riiiiiight. Sorry sir, go on right on ahead. I won't delay you any further." She hands over the keys with little struggle. The crew gets in the elevator and aims for the top floor.
Conomoth
"Nobody likes a producer but this is why it pays to have a good one."
Fairymoth
"Damn, nice one. That was a piece of cake!"
Vectmoth
"Piece of cake. Piece of fucking cake? What the fuck are you? PG-13 rated moth?"
Fairymoth
"Cake is fucking great man."
Wozzeemoth
"I'm more a blood kinda girl. Old-fashioned."
Bizz
"It ain't pretty, but here's a tip for all of you. If you ever get a question like "Who are you" just throw it back at them. Like "I'm sorry, are you telling me you don't know who I am? I'm the biggest thing around here. You better know who I am. I'm paying the bills!""
Bizz
"Doesn't matter if you're not paying the bills, no one wants to upset the man handling the money!"
Boogmoth
":linegraphdown:?"
The Creator
The group is forced out the elevator as it reaches the top floor mid conversation. As soon as they do, it closes behind them and goes right back down. There is only one person in the room. The Creator himself. He's organizing books on a shelf. No one else seems to be in the room, and he is unaware of the group due to his bad hearing.
Wozzeemoth
"So uhhh... what is the plan, VC?"
Vectmoth
Vectmoth motions to the fairy and points at the Creator's skull.
Fairymoth
"...Aren't we meant to be fighting god or something? Who's this geezer? I don't want to get some teary-eyed grandkids writing me letters again."
Conomoth
"Definitely not the exciting target I was expecting. Still."
Conomoth
"Good footage of the action shot can have a lot done in editing. F, go for it. B, make it stick."
Fairymoth
"Alright. S'pose now's a good time to try this out."

Hawkmoth (fairy) pulls out a huge hammer from her inventory!
Fairymoth
"Best fighter in the dex,
Watch these muscles flex,
I'll hit you like a T-rex!"

Hawkmoth flies forwards and attempts to knock the Creator's head off his shoulders!
Fairymoth rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 12 is rolled.

The Creator is hit on the head by the Poetry Slammer. (-468 /1)

The Creator
The shot doesn't do much to lob off his head. His coils of tight metal and flesh keeps him in one piece. "Ugh...What in the world are you people doing?"
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("Oh shit, that's the boss of my boss's boss's boss, boss!")
Zapp
("Terrifying that you put words together like that.")
The Creator
"I thought I told the lady at the front desk. No more protestors no matter how nicely they ask!"
Boogmoth
":salute: CHEAP MATTRESSES COMING SOON TO A STOREFRONT NEAR YOU."

BOOGMOTH commands her unicorn to wave its horn over the Creator and send him to a sparkly fairy-dusted sleep.

[Snooze Time]
The Creator
The Creator's eyes go dark, he doesn't slump or fall to the ground. More like an animatronic he halts his moments and tilts his head down into an "off" position.
Vectmoth
Flatmoth motions everyone to stop, and then she looks around, and up. He's probably the richest man in the world. Where's the muscle?
Herr
Herr is on the ceiling but nothing about this event is worth intervening with. Many protestors have arrived, and not once has he been called into action.
Fairymoth
"What a weirdo. Well, anything worth looting here?" Fairymoth takes a quick look around for any valuables or useful items.
Fairymoth rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.

Fairymoth finds a flamethrower behind a couch. It seems it was left behind by a recent attack.

Wozzeemoth
"Nice one, F. Next time though, save some for me!"
Conomoth
"Good job. Let's take stock of the area while we look for the real fight."

Conomoth considers moving the Creator a bit to look more like he fell over dead, but a twitch as she approaches makes her decide against it.
Fairymoth
"Sweet. Which one of you wants a bit more firepower?"
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Flatmoth starts re-organizing the books in the shelf randomly, ripping a few pages here and there as well. "Ain't a pussy. My two fists can do more than enough."
Boogmoth
BOOGMOTH olleys over to Fairymoth and takes the flamethrower, mounting it to her unicorn's back.
Boogmoth
":severalpagesofflameemotes:"
Singer
There's screaming coming from the elevator which only gets louder as it hits the top floor and opens. Singer clings to Life's chest, wailing. "AAAAAHHHH CLOSE THE DOOR. SEND IT BACK DOWN. THERE'S A BOSS BATTLE HAPPENING!!!!"
Life
"Oh....." Life is holding something large in his hands.
Life
"Please don't attack! I found this baby osebeing wandering outside."
Singer
"They...killed the Creator!" Singer points to the sleeping Creator.
Singer
"YOU.....YOU KILLED THE ONLY PERSON KEEPING ME TOGETHER IN THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!"
Life
"I don't think he's dead."
Life
"Err... alive."
Singer
"I'm going to mew mew maul you all."
Life
"Hey, remember what the Creator said. Let's try our best to not kill people?"
Singer
"Oh that's ok. I won't murder anyone."
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"I can do worse!~"
Vectmoth
"Won't murder anyone my ass. Come fight me, meow meow meowtherfucker!" The flatmoth climbs the Creator's table, as she challenges the Singer.
Vectmoth
"Cameras on me, assholes! I'll be turning this movie into snuff after I'm done with that cat!"
Vectmoth
V is just posing to the camera on top of a table as she goads the Singer into a challenge. She needs to look good before beating the shit out of him.

[Attention Hog]
Fairymoth
"Let's do this, flattie!" Fairymoth cheers on flatmoth, before going in for a swing with the hammer against the Singer.

"I'm taking aim,
Cause you I'll maim,
For all the fame!"
Boogmoth
B orders her unicorn to turn the heat up on the Singer.
Wozzeemoth
W leaps onto Flamelord's head, and orders it to [NERF THIS] the Singer.
Conomoth
Conomoth watches V get things started, and lines up a shot. "Alright little buddy, this is what the fans have been waiting for. Make them proud."

She javelin throws her chicken at the Singer.

The Singer, Life, and the osebeing have their eyes on Hawkmoth challenging the Singer. Due to [Attention Hog] this adds a +3 to her +3 for a total of +6!

Singer
The Singer is [Nerfed] but as he wasn't very powerful anyway this only lowers him to a +3.
Singer
The Singer is waiting for Vmoth to make the first attack, but when she doesn't, both of them just awkwardly stand on top of a table.
Bizz
("Dude. When is one of them going to throw a punch?")
Zapp
("Bizz. We just watched them smash an elderly man in the head, and now they're attacking a small pink cat. I'm like, wonderin', are we the bad guys?")
Bizz
("Nah we're journalists! We're just here to record it for the media.")

The unicorn looks back at its owner, Boogmoth.

It is not smart enough to operate a weapon. It does nothing.

Fairymoth rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 14 is rolled.
Conomoth rolls a 20 sided die. A 6 is rolled.

The Singer is smashed for 14 HP, then batted by a tubuchick for 6! (10/30)

Singer
"You people are AWFUL! You'll face my wrath!" The Singer counter attacks the Fairymoth with a bite!
Singer rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. A 6 is rolled.
Singer
But he totally misses! It seems he wasn't going for a normal type of attack.....
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Life checks his book, "How to deal with a hostile environment," and places himself and the osebeing back in the elevator. He presses the ground floor and furiously smashes the close button.
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V bodyslams against the Singer.
Conomoth
Conomoth skates past Life to get near the elevator with a swing of her big ol' nail bat.
Boogmoth
B uses the flamethrower on the robotic nerd in the elevator.
Wozzeemoth
W orders Flamelord to [Nerf This] on Life.
Fairymoth
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"Psh, I've fought fleas that had more fighting spirit than you!" Fairymoth swings the hammer lazily at the Singer, making sure they're finished off.

"You're going down
And I won't frown
You weird pink clown!"
Vectmoth rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. An 18 is rolled.
Singer
Vmoth slams into the Singer. The Singer is defeated! (0/30)
Conomoth rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.

Conomoth hits Life in the elevator with a bat! Life is also nerfed by [Nerf This!] (986 / 1000)

Bmoth uses the flamethrower on the elevator, hitting everyone inside!

Boogmoth rolls three 20 sided dice with a modifier of +10. A 17, 26, and 19 is rolled.

Life is harmed! He is also on fire! (969 / 1000)
Conomoth gets the brunt of the attack and goes down! (0/20)
The osebeing is greatly hurt and is on fire! (1/20)

Zapp
("DUDE DID THEY JUST KILL THEIR OWN TEAMMATE?")
Bizz
("Haha.")
Bizz
("Haha......")
Bizz
("Zapp we need to get the fuck out of here. QUICK.")
Zapp
("The fire is in the elevator! The only way down!")
Bizz
("Zapp, baby. I and you can fly.")
Zapp
"Oh...right. Guess we don't have to die if the fire spreads."
Fairymoth
"Man, stop being such a wimp, Bizz."
Boogmoth
":nerdwithglasses:"
Life
"WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ATTACKING ME. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!" Life sees that the osebeing is about to die if it takes fire damage and heals it.
Life rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 22 is rolled.

The osebeing is healed, and the fire from it is removed. (22/20)

Wozzeemoth
W sighs. Amateurs. She jumps onto Singer and bites down, attempting to SUCK power out of him.
Boogmoth
B moth attempts to steal the Osebeing from life to return it to its natural habitat. (Eventually)
Fairymoth
"Nice turtle, how about I take that so nothing happens to it?" Fairymoth attempts to steal the osebeing from Life.

Wmoth attempts to eat a small piece of the Singer, it doesn't work though. The Singer may have died, but he is a god of avoiding Death. As soon as Wmoth makes a small cut into him, he rips his true self out of his guts.

Singer
"Y---You're to...to be so very SORRY!!!" (0/0)

Two others attempt to steal the osebeing!

Boogmoth rolls a 20 sided die. A 6 is rolled.
Fairymoth rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.
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Fairymoth makes the steal! The osebeing attacks Fairymoth!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 14 is rolled.
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Fairymoth is badly hurt and holding a creature that hates her! (6/20)

Life
"I don't even know what's going on any moooooore!!!! Creator! Come on, I need you!" Life takes damage from the fire. He doesn't to anything and the fire seems to naturally disappear off his body. (964/1000)

Life runs to the Creator and shakes him awake.
The Creator
Creator is woken up by being shook! "Wuh- huh...."
The Creator
"WHY IS THE SINGER OUT OF HIS SKIN AND A FUNGUS DEAD?"
Life
"I DON'T KNOW I JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU A COOL ANIMAL I FOUND IN THE PARK!"
Fairymoth
"Gah, fucking animal!" Fairymoth throws the osebeing in flatmoth's direction after it bites her.
Vectmoth
She sighs, she picks the Osebeing up, and then she jumps out of the window. "Later, losers."

[Sturdy]
Fairymoth
"Asshole!" Fairymoth calls out after her. Though another part of her recognises just how cool flatmoth is.
Boogmoth
B uses the flamethrower on the nerd again. You know, Life.
Wozzeemoth
"BRING IT ON, LOSER!" Wmoth leaps into the air and punches the Singer defiantly

The osebeing is thrown at Vmoth. The osebeing is still in a rage and bites Vmoth even as she jumps out a window!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. An 8 is rolled.

Vmoth is slightly hurt by the osebeing, deactivating her [Sturdy]!

Vectmoth rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +20. A 34 is rolled.

Vmoth splatters onto the ground violently! She is killed! This only breaks the fall slightly for the osebeing!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +15. A 20 is rolled.
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THE OSEBEING SURVIVES DUE TO THE OVERHEAL! (2/20)

It struggles on the ground, making horribly pained noises.

Boogmoth rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +20. A 29 is rolled.

Life is set on fire with the flamethrower! (935/1000)
The Creator is also hit by the flames. (-485/0)

Life
"I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID!!!!"
Singer
The Singer clashes with Wmoth. Because his buff type has changed, [Nerf this] has worn off.
Wozzeemoth rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.
Singer rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +15. A 34 is rolled.
Singer
The Singer opens his toothy maw and eats Wmoth whole.
Fairymoth
"Yikes!"
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"HUNGRY JERK GO STRAIGHT TO galaxy burger home of the galaxy burger, NOBODY LIKES YOU."
The Creator
"Well, are you all happy now? Please, go on! Tell me what you were planning on doing here?" The Creator is on fire, but it doesn't seem to bother him.
The Creator
"I am NOT letting you people get off scott free. I am tired and fed up with you protestors!"
Life
"Oh don't hurt them!"
The Creator
"They DESERVE to be STRUCK DOWN! "Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord!""
Life
"You can't hurt them......."
The Creator
"They DESERVE IT."
The Creator
"But fine. I won't."
Boogmoth
"YOU NERDS ARE MAKING IT :sleeping :. IM FLIPPING THE BIRD AND :car:."

B attempts to charm the grand mal so they can get out of here.
Fairymoth
"Look man, we had to get the ratings up somehow. What better way than to get back at the biggest boss in the universe, huh?" Fairymoth extends her thumb out, then turns it down. [Dire Prediction]
Boogmoth rolls a 20 sided die. An 8 is rolled.

The grand mal huffs at the attempt to tame it. It's only loyal to its beloved owner! It squawks and flies out the window.

Fairymoth calls for a dire prediction!

Singer
"Prepare to-"
The Creator
"Don't move. No murder."
Singer
"But you said, they deserve it!"
The Creator
"I did, and I don't take that back. I just believe THE LORD will punish them naturally."
Singer
"B-BuBUT!!!! You're the Lord."
The Creator
"Did I stutter?"
Singer
The Singer opens and closes his mouth multiple times, wishing he could eat more people.

No one is doing anything.......

Life's fire goes out. (930/1000)
The Creator is still on fire. (-490/0)

Fairymoth
"Hmmm... Geeze, this kind of feels like a bit of a wash. Bizz, do you think you can make something good out of the shots you got?"
Bizz
"Boss man, I just want you to know I have nothing to do with these people. I'm just a journalist taking notes."
The Creator
"You know...."
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"The elevators very rarely fail."
Life
"They do???????? I've never had it happen to me!"
The Creator
"Oh hoho! That's because it's very very rare."
Fairymoth
"Always knew you were a sell out, Bizz. Maybe you would've finished Revenge of the Tallgoats by now if you had some actual integrity."
Bizz
"Dude. What in the blue hell is wrong with you? I'm just an innocent producer standing here."
The Creator
"..............................."
The Creator
"Alright. Well I'm going downstairs for some lunch." The Creator hobbles over to the elevator.
The Creator
"I sure hope the elevator goes down in a timely fashion with no issues." He presses the button.

[Dire Prediction].

The Creator
The elevator makes a horrible cranking sound before it refuses to close its door. "Hmm wonder if this issue has something to do with all the elevator fires in here."
Fairymoth
"...Screw you."

Fairymoth attempts to rob the Creator of any possessions!
Fairymoth rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.

Fairymoth steals all of the Creator's possessions! Which is 1 megaphone and a needle of liquids.

Boogmoth
BOOGMOTH just stares at the Singer with utter disgust. What a loathsome creature. Of course it would eat one of her friends. It's useless for anything else really. Just a big dumb worthless beast, she thinks.
Boogmoth
"OH SHIT DID YOU FIND DRUGS?"
Life
"Yeah those are the Creator's medication! He injects people all the time with them to make them feel better!"
Singer
"Can I eat them already?"
The Creator
"Go ahead, it won't do anything."
Singer
The Singer opens his mouth to prepare an attack!
Fairymoth
"Uh!"

[Dire Prediction]
Singer
The Singer fails his attempt at biting Bmoth and instead eats a couch, choking on it!
The Creator
"Told you."
Life
"You're so good at predicting things, Creator!"
Boogmoth
"LMAO USELESS."
Boogmoth
BOOGMOTH just rolls out of the window.

EVERYONE WATCHES BOOG MOTH ROLL OUT THE WINDOW TO HER DEATH.

Boogmoth rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +20. A 35 is rolled.

Boogmoth becomes scrap metal on the floor.

Fairymoth
"I don't feel fear
but I'm outta here
gonna get some beer."

Fairymoth attacks the floor with the Poetry Slammer, attempting to break through to the next floor below them!
Fairymoth rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 10 is rolled.

Fairymoth makes a small crack in the floor. Not small enough for her to leave though. It's a very sturdy floor.

Singer
".......So can we eat her yet?"
The Creator
"No. We're going to do this the "nice way.""
The Creator
"Everyone, get a jar."
The Creator rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.
Singer rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.
Life rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
Life
The three gods attempt to catch the fairymoth with jars. While the Creator fails and the Singer gets pretty close to capturing, it is Life who finally nabs fairymoth. "Yay!"
Life
"I'm putting you in the garden of hope! You won't add anything ecologically to it but you sure will look pretty!"
Fairymoth
Hawkmoth buzzes around inside the jar. "Fuck you! Just you wait, nobody contains me for long!"
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"Hmm...you know what I just realized?" Life looks to Bizz.
Life
"There's two fairies in this room!"
Bizz
"I'M INFERTILE, HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS AND THE DOCTORS TOOK ALL MY EGGS YEARS AGO."
Zapp
"What the fuck are you even talkin' about man."
Bizz
"Zapp, shut up and get in the elevator RIGHT now before the freak starts saying the B-R-E-E-D-I-N-G word!"
Bizz
"PLEASE."
Life
"The doctors really did take all his eggs. I can sense it. Genetic diversity loses today!"
END OF EXPO.
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