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THE CREATOR
[Igorrr - Camel Dancefloor [Audio]]
"Mmmmmmm. Lets go over this again."
"When "Big Horns" comes out, he expects a poem that'll really blow his mind."
"And you're not going to provide him one, no offense."
"I really thought the one about sundials in a world of smartphones would've done well."
"I guess it was definitely done in the moment."
"No, I don't mean it in that way. I mean, that the guy is never pleased."
"Working with perfectionust is the worst. Especially when you're one yourself."
"perfectionist"
"Actually that whole sentence is stunted." The Poetnix takes out his book, and scratches his sentence out.
"What sentence?"
"Radical. Please rewrite my sentence for me."
"Collaborating with individuals who strive for perfection can be challenging, particularly when one possesses such tendencies personally."
"A freaking robot is a better writer than me...what's the point nowadays...?"
("Someone please ask him to stop asking me for help if all he's going to do is flog himself after....")
("You could always just generate something bad on purpose, I hear trying to show an image with step by step instructions of how to do origami animals never works.")
("Really?....I must try that later.")
("I hate when people talk about me inches away from me.")
Poetnix
2024-12-29 10:10:11
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"Anyway, don't be broken up when Big Horns hates your poem. He hates everything."
"I won't mind, I'll just take that as an excuse to get him something better next time."
"We're just the opening act to his conquest anyway. Put on your jester hat and play along."
"Figure of speech. Jesters freak him out."
"Can you even take the hat off one? Is it not like, skin? Those things freak me out too."
"Hmm... Actually I don't know."
"Radical, can you take the hat off a jester?"
"The removal of a hat from a jester is typically feasible, as jesters commonly wear hats that can be easily taken off. However, it's important to note that the specific design and attachment of the hat may vary, so the ease of removal can depend on the individual jester's attire."
"Please take me off of automatic response mode."
"Huh."
The Creator
2024-12-29 10:13:01
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-25 17:24:48
A crowd of cattle gathered around the Poet and his Poetnix. Each one bowed in session, but not for them. Their god, the one with the Big Horns, had arrived, and with him a scent of decay.
They really are Big Horns though.
He stops in front of Adras, giving him an annoyed look and snort, as if the insect was in his way.
He steps to the side while talking.
"I wrote you a poem, if you want to look at it later. It's about sundials going obsolete."
Cough
"I think it's decent, all things considered."
"Ahahaha Ignore him for one moment, and uh, ignore me!!!"
Poetnix
2024-12-29 10:15:34
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Posted by ID #118
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The Poetnix scribbles out Adras' words, and his own, writing in its place:

"And then Adras, on cue, as dutifully trained, started to recite his poem, for after all, announcing that one was about to read a poem was stupid and he would never do that."

"The giant's pocket watch


He lays his back on engraved stone,
Bearing witness, our days bygone.
Despite tireless work in the sun,
We never quite think about your glum.

Treating your selflessness in kind,
Their interest is plain to me,
Short, vapid, stares from the blind,
That just don't quite last any time.

Oh sundial, don't you see?
Your life's purpose, a mere shadow of what you could be!
You don't ring, you don't speak,
And so a simple stone you will remain.

In this era where time is a currency,
We spare no cost in moving on.
You stand here, all alone,
In the eye of the passerby cyclone."

Poetnix
2024-12-29 10:16:37
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-25 17:26:26
"As Adras said his words, the images of it came to life within the eyes of all who listened. Adras and the Poetnix had spent years studying and crafting, for this one moment. Their great play, the wonders of it all. They looked to the Creator, the commissioner, with baited breath. In that moment, the world, no....the universe stood still....." The Poetnix wrote.
"I don't like poems."
Poetnix
2024-12-29 10:17:14
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Posted by ID #118
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"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE ME SPEND 20 YEARS OF MY FUCKING LIFE TRAINING THIS MAN TO WRITE YOU A GOD DAMN POEM THEN!?!?!?"
"Because"
The Creator
2024-12-29 10:17:59
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Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-07-25 17:27:08
"I knew you would be stupid enough to engage in this task when you know I have a distaste for shoddy over-produced lyrics."
"Have you not once considered asking "Creator, sorry to question you, but do you not HATE poems?"
"I FUCKING DID!!!!!!!!!!"
"And what did I say?"
"You told me "What do you think?""
The Creator
2024-12-29 10:19:40
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-29 10:20:49
"Lets go through the logic here then.

> I hate poems.
> I tell you to write me a poem.
> You ask me Do you not Hate poems?
> I ask you, what do you think?
> We know from step one, that you know I hate poems.
> You spend 20 years making me a poem.
> I hate it.
> For some reason you're surprised."

"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!"
"You can't write fight scenes."
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yeah, you told me you were bad at those."
"I give up."
"Knew it."
The Creator
2024-12-29 10:22:30
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Posted by ID #118
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"I must say, at least you've got a guy with dedication. He could be useful."
"................................................."
Poetnix
2024-12-29 10:22:53
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"Oh yes yes!!!! You're so right sir!!!! Even if the last twenty years were a waste, at least we got such an amazing worker!!!!!"
"We stole him from the Sleeper, just like you asked!"
Adras
2024-12-29 10:23:21
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"I thought those years were fun, personally."
Adras
2024-12-29 10:23:29
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"Wouldn't be super opposed to another ten."
"Well isn't that fantastic, because you're one of the chosen few!"
"A CEO of my company if wish to put it that way."
"You got in just in time. I'm about to win this stupid little game."
"Careful saying that around the you know. N. P. C."
"NPC is an acronym. Idiot."
("Oh. Right.")
"Plus, it's not like I can kill anyone with my words!"
"Because the universe refuses to call me a god!"
"Look at me! My company OWNS THIS UNIVERSE!"
"And some people still don't consider me a real god."
Adras
2024-12-29 10:26:12
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Posted by ID #118
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"I mean, I never once doubted the idea, at least. If anything, you definitely seem more like a god than the Sleeper, who I met and then practically got drunk with in mere minutes."
"You seem plenty god-like to me."
"I am more godlike than all others!"
"Why do so few bow to me?"
Poetnix
2024-12-29 10:26:57
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-29 10:27:15
"It might be because you look uhhhh scary....."
"I do not!"
"You really should have gone with costume design the Singer drew for you."
"Oh should I?"
"Singer, show me your design again."
"Oh my gosh! I'm finally getting noticed!!!!"
"Design. Now."
"Sorry!!!!!!!!!" The Singer rushes to the feet of the Creator and holds out a paper, which is quickly reviewed.
2024-12-29 10:29:37
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Last edit: 2025-03-07 20:29:10
"You want me to dress up like some sort of furry?!?!"
"It's meant to be an alien."
"What alien looks like this?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh"
"A lot of them."
"I put my heart and soul into this design."
"We have a writer that can't write, a singer that can't sing, and you, who cannot do art!"
"In fairness I'm supposed to be the singer."
"Which one of you is supposed to be the artist?"
"Me, but I swapped to writing."
"Oh yeah? Write me a poem."

"In verses loathed, my distaste declared,
A poem's dance, a style impaired.
Yet here it is, a brief refrain,
A nod to disdain, in words mundane."

"Hey that actually was good."
"I think you should just kill me."
"You should just fucking kill me right now!"
"Fuck you."
"Fuck you."
"Fuck you."
Everyone stares at the Poetnix as he continues to write in his book, and scribble away the words soon after.
"Anyway, if the universe thinks I'm disgusting, so be it. They're on My Land now."
"Life is within my grasp."
"Checkmate."
"Ptttptffffhaha"
"WHAT?"
"Checkmate is kind of lame, dude."
The Creator
2024-12-29 10:35:27
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"I COME CLOSE TO MY CONQURING OF THE UNIVERSE. CHECKMATE IS THEMATIC!"
"It's just...uuuuuuuum...kind of.....stupid."
"................................................"
"I don't want to embarrass myself in front of the crowds when I declare my conquer of the universe."
"POETNIX! YOU AND YOUR WRITER WILL WRITE ME A GRAND SPEECH!"
"And if you make me look like a FOOL I will make sure you two are the first to be grounded up under my feet."
"Could probably do better than checkmate, yeah."
"I think for a grand, universe conquest speech, you want a rising intensity all throughout, and then a peak at the very end where you let the tension you've been building up all along burst. A few minutes of monologue, preferably not explaining the plan in detail, and then a singular well measured prick, letting the whole situation fall into place."
"Do you think ending a couple minutes of intense monologue with a "Fear." works? Could definitely workshop it a bit more."
"Hmmm we could. Don't worry, we have time to work out something that'll work."
The Creator
2024-12-29 10:37:35
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"Good. You work on that. I have other things to do." As the Creator shuffled past the group, it was as if a light went off in everyone's head. They suddenly realized all at once.

He's short.
The Creator
2024-12-29 10:37:51
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Last edit: 2025-07-25 17:31:43
"Five feet tall! Actually, maybe a bit shorter!" is what they all think. He pauses, and starts to pace his way to the Poetnix, who, is much more taller than him. The Creator is very short. His tiny, short legs that move with a hobble are not quick enough to keep up with the Poetnix merely shuffling backwards.
He knows that if he says anything, he'll have to say something like "Stop writing about how I'm short!" He'd have to admit it. Trapped, alone, tortured within his own mind, he backs away from the very tall, very elegant Poetnix, and shuffles away, defeated.
Poetnix
2024-12-29 10:38:13
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Posted by ID #99
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Wrote the Poetnix.
2024-12-29 10:39:14
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Posted by ID #2
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