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LUCKY DOG
[Rajang Medley - Monster Hunter World Iceborne]
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:12:58
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-24 04:14:12
Waiting for Seven had taken too long. Canine-7 supposes that Seven had become too busy with other affairs to speak about the future of things to come. (And also to remind him he was not at all flirting with him and he apologises for coming off as such.)
"CANINE!!!! YOU'RE OUR NEXT WINNER!!!!"
"Why don't you seem too excited about it?"
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:15:31
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:31:17
"Ah, well, it's because I intend on asking you for something that you will surely find issue will."
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:15:41
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:31:22
"Excuse my look of despair. It's simply me in thought. :V"
"Ah there's always someone who has to ask for too much."
"I'm glad you're ending this little event on a bang! I get suuuuuuuper bored when no one shows off that they didn't learn a single thing from their imprisonment."
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:16:26
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:31:27
"Oh do not worry. I've learned many things from your quaint defective little prison. I've learned my lesson, don't you worry!"
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:16:37
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:31:33
"And that's why I ask, that not only shall I be freed from your game, but O-6 shall be too! :V"
"Nooot allowed......"
"The only thing you were supposed to learn from prison was that O-6 is a terrible person and you couldn't even learn that!"
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:17:38
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-24 04:15:18
"I wasn't done with my demands. I would like a few....let's say about 5 'arrest warrants' to other 'prisons' and hmmmmm... A gun with an endless supply of bullets."
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:17:48
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:31:49
"A wonderful witch like yourself can provide all of that and more, right? :V"
"What is your game here? That's a strange assortment of requests, if I don't say so myself."
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:18:14
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:32:15
"Ah, well if you must ask....."
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:18:31
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:31:56
"That's absolutely none of your business. Now if you would please, hand me my requests and release me. :V"
"Silly Canine, you think I'm going to hand everything to you before you fight Kratos? You would just use that gun to knock him clean out, we can't go having that."
"Kratos. Teach this silly mutt a lesson about manners."
The cage holding Kratos back is unlocked. It watches Canine-7 carefully as the notail tosses Kratos a short friendly wave.
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:19:25
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:32:06
"Good day, Kratos. Please do consider letting me go peacefully, and I will free you from your bonds, just as easy as a 1, 2, 3!"
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:19:35
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:31:08
"I know you can't free yourself from your bonds, but I could. :V"
"This is an obvious trick, my brutish jail bird! He'll say this is all to help you, and bam! As soon as he gets that gun he'll be leaving as quick as his half baked offer."
"Plus, you committed quite the crime. You're in for life, and your behavior has been...uh, not that good...."
"Seriously! It's like you're incapable of ever chilling out."
"I am....a bad person...."
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:20:41
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:30:57
"I don't think you're a bad person Kratos. I just think you need better therapy then...what is it that you do to him, Circe? :V"
"What, the solitary confinement-"
"SOLITARY CONFINEMENT!!!!"
"That's for the safety of others. After all, he just cannot be tamed. What, do you want me to let him out in the public?"
"You've seen what he does. I mean, he's about to do it to you."
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:21:58
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:30:41
"I once knew a man who was told over and over that he was the evil of the universe."
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:22:15
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:30:49
"Overtime, his mind rotted until he was nothing but the parody of the creature he was assigned by the masses."
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:22:36
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:30:35
"You're going to show me there's still a piece of the real you inside, right Kratos? Or has the real you died in that little coffin Circe calls rehabilitation? :V"
Circe
2024-12-28 21:22:51
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-07-24 04:16:52
"Sigh, what a jumping of the lancelot moment we're having here. Kratos isn't going to suddenly change sides. He might be out of his mind but he knows he'll never improve out of prison. Prison is the only place other people will be safe from him."
"Jail bird....."
"That's right!"
"I am........"
Kratos rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of -6. A 3 is rolled.
"A CRIMINAL!!!!!"
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:24:32
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:30:26
Canine leans on a wall and stuffs his hands down his pockets with a shrug. "Well, no one can guilt me for not trying! :V"
"There is no escape....."
"THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!!!!!" Kratos screeches as he charges Canine-7, fists primed to crush the notail to a pulp.
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:25:09
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:30:20
"There was an escape."
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:25:20
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:30:13
Canine-7 pulls out the gun he's been saving. "Too bad you're just a parody of your original self. :V"
2024-12-28 21:25:34
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:25:57
Canine-7 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +20. A 33 is rolled.
"WOAH WOAH WOAH! WHERE DID YOU GET A GUN!?!?!" Circe leaps back as Kratos tumbles to the floor with an awful thunderous crack.
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:26:27
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:30:06
"We're literally on an armory, I feel as if my obtainment of a weapon is the least of your concerns, but if you must know, I was given it by a large bug before I leaped into hell just a few hours ago." Canine-7 grabs Kratos' arm, twisting and turning it to swap it to its gun function.
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:26:41
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:30:01
"Over my many years in this game, and my careful watching of contestant attempts, I've always wondered, why do you seem so careful about Kratos' state of affiars. I doubt you care about him. You just see him as a tool. I know your type." Canine-7 aims Kratos' arm at Circe as he revs up the barrel. Kratos, unable to be killed, is slowly being pieced back together, but has no control over his body.
"WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! YOU WON'T GET ANY PRIZE IF YOU KILL ME!!!!"
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:27:06
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:29:54
"You're so right. Thanks for the confirmation that while other's attacks have no effect on you, Kratos' might be a bit different."
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:27:18
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:29:47
"If you want to live, maybe you'll start giving me my rewards a bit faster now? Hoo hoo hoo! :V" Canine-7 revs up the weapon and starts firing.
Circe ducks and covers. "Ok ok, Jeez!!! What is wrong with you!?!?!"
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:27:45
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:29:42
"You've entrapped me into this prison for about 40 years now...."
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:27:59
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:29:37
"And you have the GALL to ask ME what's WRONG you fraudulent shoestring illusionist? Is your mind even functioning in even the most minuscule of ways? =U"
"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!!!!!!"
"Take your stupid papers, gun, and release of O-6 and leave! I don't need to hear this from you!"
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:28:36
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:29:27
"No one else is going to tell you if I don't. But I suppose I don't care what happens to you and your prison as long as I get what I want. :V" Canine-7 takes his rewards from Circe with a huff.
"What are you even going to do with all of that? And, especially why are you giving O-6 his freedom!?"
Canine-7
2024-12-28 21:29:05
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2024-12-28 21:29:31
"Shut up for once in your life."
"Cameras on me. I'll give you the show you've been begging for. :V"
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