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MUSICAL THERAPY
2024-12-28 20:58:49
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[Ty Segall - The Dance]

After the horrors of an event no one is willing to talk about. A judge (O-6 of all people!) has ordered that everyone be taken to group therapy.

O-Hare
The therapist, O-11, sighs. This is going to be a long day.
O-Hare
2024-12-28 20:59:55
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"Ok. Let's go around the room, and say our names."
O-Hare
"If we could do that without MAULING anyone this time, that would be fantastic. OwO"
Captain Buck
2024-12-28 21:01:26
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"I haven't the slightest idea of what you're talking about." The Captain's gaze was not fixed on O-Hare, head turned away. He waited for the others to follow along.
Veeatrice
"My name is Veeatrice Majidaunt, Vespid-Beast Bleeder and Mercenary. I am also wondering what the fuck event occurred to get me roped into here without breakfast! This office got a breakroom or some shit?"
Jacket
"In my home, I was known as Sweettooth, but as of now I am Jacket. Which is odd, because this is really more of a cloak than a jacket."
Dave
"I'm Dave!
Conomoth
"Don't we already know each other? What's the point?"
Conomoth
"There's a big stats sheet and everything that shows up at the start of every season. But, fine. Hawkmoth, or Conomoth. Doesn't matter which."
Captain Buck
2024-12-28 21:07:58
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"Greetings, fellow team mates." He pulls back his cape, pulling attention towards himself.
Captain Buck
"I'm Captain Buckingham the Twenty-"

BEES ARE SUMMONED AROUND VEEATRICE!

Captain Buck
"..A-ahem." ..At least she doesn't seem to be harmed....? "Captain Buckingham the 21st."
Dave
"The bees like them!"
O-Hare
"WHY ARE WE HERE? WE'RE HERE BECAUSE OF STUFF LIKE THIS!!!!"
O-Hare
"JUST BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ARE IN A GAMESHOW. DOES NOT MEAN YOU NEED TO ATTEMPT TO SABATOGE ONE AN-ANOTHER!!!! AT THE SLIGHTEST SIGN THEY'RE GOING AGAINST YOUR GOAL. OwO"
O-Hare
2024-12-28 21:15:40
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"NOW-NOW!!! WHICH ONE OF YOU SUMMONED THE BEES? OwO"
Veeatrice
Veeatrice looks around herself and sighs, "This is profiling. I like bees! But I promise these bees are not my bees."
Conomoth
"Yeah, and how many times have you been in this game and been swarmed by "totally not your bees" again?"
Dave
2024-12-28 21:17:53
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"But.. You're a bee!"
O-Hare
"She is not a BEE. She is a species called a vespidee! OwO"
Jacket
"A wasp, technically."
Dave
2024-12-28 21:24:21
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"Oh!"
Veeatrice
2024-12-28 21:26:33
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Veeatrice attempts to keep a little bit still for a moment in case the bees were friendly! "I'm a Vespidee! Vespidee hate bees and uh... Vespidee hate bees!"
Veeatrice
2024-12-28 21:26:48
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She says to the bees around her, "Uh... Nice bees?"
Dave
"I like bees but it wasn't me."
2024-12-28 21:24:55
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BEES ARE SUMMONED ON JACKET.

Dave
2024-12-28 21:27:17
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"Bees!"
Jacket
Jacket looks around at the cloud of bees and attempts to snatch a few out of the air with her tentacles.
O-Hare
"THE NEXT TIME YOU DO THAT. I AM.....OOOOH....."
O-Hare
2024-12-28 21:28:42
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O-Hare takes a deep breath. "The next time you summon bees in this room. I will give you a surprise."
O-Hare
"So...go ahead...summon more bees. OwO"
Conomoth
"Vague threats your usual therapy method, doc?"

BEES SWARM AROUND DAVE.

Dave
"....
Dave
2024-12-28 21:30:37
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"Bees!....?"
O-Hare
"WATCH THIS!!!!"

O-Hare Chaos rolls Dave!

O-Hare rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.

Dave is turned into a living loaf of bread!
Dave has lost his powers!

O-Hare
"How does it feel to be touched by chaos? OwO"
Veeatrice
Veeatrice looks to the loaf of bread and to the other contestants.
Captain Buck
Capt waits patiently, and pets his burrisk. "...Are we quite through with this?"
Jacket
"...Does that count as him being dead? Does anyone know how to speak bread?"
O-Hare
2024-12-28 21:34:19
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"He can still talk, he's just bread now! OwO"
O-Hare
"So. Dave. Would you like to say sorry to your teammates for.....beeing them? OwO"
Veeatrice
Veeatrice asks the group while pointing at Dave casually, "So that is a no on the breakroom for a breakfast? Beecause Bee Boy here is looking like great toast material and I am happy to enact some revenge."
Captain Buck
"Be civil!"
O-11
"Veeatrice, please do not engage in absurd cannibalism. OwO"
Conomoth
"As opposed to more conventional cannibalism."
Veeatrice
"Alright fine. I'll be Civil!" She sits back down.
Conomoth
"We good now? You got any snacks in here? Non-bread snacks? Would be a bit distasteful, don't ya think?"
2024-12-28 21:42:50
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Hawkmoth rifles through the cupboards while we're all waiting for whatever.

Conomoth rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.

Hawkmoth finds some stale hot sauce.........why has he been keeping this here for over 1000 years....

O-11
"While we wait for Dave to....recover and learn how to speak. I believe there is one person who didn't introduce themselves. OwO"
Dave
2024-12-28 21:38:52
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Dave laughs while muttering "bees!..."
O-Hare
"Don't you want to say hi to the crowd? OwO"
O-Hare
"............................................................................."
O-Hare
"That's you. "Super hero."" OwO"
Jacket
"He did introduce himself. He is Captain Buckingham the 21st."
Dave
2024-12-28 21:44:55
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Dave jumps over to Hawkmoth (assuming he can).
Dave rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.

[Extremist]

Dave rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.

A loaf of bread hits Hawkmoth over the head. Causing Hawkmoth to drop the hot sauce all over the floor. It explodes. The loaf of bread is also a person called Dave.

Dave
Dave is emanating with power!!
Conomoth
"You might wanna back off unless you want to become a living loaf of sliced bread."
Captain Buck
"I don't get why we're here, Frankly. Aren't you the therapist, Dear?"
2024-12-28 21:57:53
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Buckingham continues to pet his dentine, pulling his cape over. He quietly commands it to summon something hopefully anomalously useful for himself with [Hammerspace].

Santa Claws rolls a 20 sided die. A 13 is rolled.
2024-12-28 21:55:38
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Santa Claws pulls an anomalous ray gun out of his bag. It is dubiously helpful!

O-Hare
"He called me dear, that must mean he likes me!"
O-Hare
"Shit I keep saying my thoughts out loud."
O-Hare
"Ok so. Let's just get this therapy on the road. Who wants to talk about what makes them angry first? OwO"

Veeatrice sits in her seat but she looks to her pet, Doughy, and commands them to go raid the surroundings for edible supplies.

Veeatrice
All while she sits here in Counciling.
Veeatrice
2024-12-28 22:00:36
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"I think that'd be me. I'd be happy to speak out and progress my rehabilitation." She stands up from her seat with a buzz and prepares to tell them what makes her mad.
Veeatrice
2024-12-28 22:00:47
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"I loathe turncoats and those whom betray the trust of their friends and allies in the heat of battle."
Doughy rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +4. A 23 is rolled.
2024-12-28 22:02:30
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Doughy comes back with the following items:

  • A slice of Dave (Will become meat if Dave turns back to normal)
  • Lettuce
  • Arsenic

Veeatrice
2024-12-28 22:18:50
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Veeatrice brightens back up in her attitude and attempts to kindly take the supplies from her caborhund Doughy and then tells the group, "And that is what makes me mad! Does that suffice?"
Captain Buck
2024-12-28 22:22:01
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Buckingham quietly pockets the ray gun. "We share some core beliefs it seems, Veeatrice."
O-Hare
"Veeatrice, don't you think that the "turncoats" are people who are trying to protect their friends and family from a horrible situation?"
Dave
2024-12-28 22:03:43
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Dave makes Pen use [Hammerspace] to get his slice back somehow.
Dave
He is unsure if this will work but he hopes so...
Pen rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.

[Extremist]

Pen rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.

[Extremist]

Pen rolls a 20 sided die. A 16 is rolled.
2024-12-28 22:10:22
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Pen reaches into [Hammerspace] and steals back the slice of Dave!

Dave
Dave eats the slice of Dave. Continuing the cycle forevermore.
Jacket
2024-12-28 22:09:17
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"If no one else is going to start talking I suppose I could talk about my childhood." Jacket tries to quietly extend her tentacles out around the room to search for objects of interest.
Jacket rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. A 16 is rolled.

Jacket finds a slice of ham.

Jacket
The ham disappears into her cloak. It is her ham.
Conomoth
"Hey, Vee, since we're teammates and all, pass me that lettuce? I'll save you some."
Veeatrice
2024-12-28 22:26:01
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"Get me some meat and I'll consider handing over the lettuce."
Conomoth
2024-12-28 22:29:39
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"Thanks. Real helpful." Hawkmoth tries looking where that ham came from.
Conomoth rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.

Hawkmoth slips on the hot sauce she dropped before. She is now covered in hot sauce.

Dave
2024-12-28 22:27:55
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"Sorry for beeing you guys earlier I like bees, no real issue with me other than that I don't really have anything other than that I think."
O-Hare
"Oh please, you people must understand, some people must seek safety-"
Dave
2024-12-28 22:28:07
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DAVE USES [HAMMERSPACE] AND STEALS JACKET'S HAM.
Pen rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.
2024-12-28 22:32:11
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Pen [Hammerspaces] a piece of Dave into the hands of Jacket.

Jacket
Her bread.
O-Hare
"-are you people even listening? OwO"
Conomoth
"I'm a multitasker."
Dave
"I think I have three ears now not sure."
Veeatrice
Veeatrice looks back the the group and the therapist, "I am! I've been sat here the entire time! Everyone else except for Capt Buck here are being rude."
Captain Buck
2024-12-28 22:35:12
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"I'm doing my best to be patient. This is not my 'first rodeo', so to speak."
Dave
2024-12-28 22:34:18
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DAVE [HAMMERSPACES] A PIECE OF DAVE BACK TO DAVE.
2024-12-28 22:35:58
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Pen rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
2024-12-28 22:36:31
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Pen [Hammerspaces] himself into non-existence.....

Dave
2024-12-28 22:37:00
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"Oh shit."
O-Hare
"Great...someone's lovely b-blort just died......"
O-Hare
"Sorry. I'm really sensitive about blorts. OwO"
Dave
"I think I'll be needing this therapy now."
Jacket
2024-12-28 22:39:50
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"Frequent abuse of anomalous powers can lead to unforeseen side-effects. Maybe that's why you're a loaf of bread, Dave."
Jacket
"If it wasn't clear that was a sarcastic comment to tell Dave exercise moderation."
Dave
2024-12-28 22:43:11
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"Could be, hey therapist, how do I become normal Dave?"
Dave
2024-12-28 22:44:23
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"The bees were funny, hehe."
Veeatrice
2024-12-28 22:43:53
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Veeatrice looks back to the group, "I think in the midst of battle that turning cowardly is endangering everyone and not just the individual. Society is based on trust and that is no different from Vespidee."

Veeatrice attempts to once again, cast her beloved pet Doughy to go on the hunt for m-
O-Hare
"EVERYONE SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!!!"

O-HARE CHAOS ROLLS EVERYONE!

O-Hare rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.

EVERYONE IS TURNED INTO A CHAIR. THEY CANNOT MOVE.

O-Hare
"Ok....Are we all calm now? OwO"
O-Hare
"When I'm upset. Sometimes....be-becoming a chair helps me relax. OwO"
Captain Buck
"I'm calm but Not happy about this."
Jacket
"This isn't awful."
Conomoth
"I feel centered in a way that highlights the anxiety."
Veeatrice
"I am livid I am a goddamn chair. Do go on."
Dave
2024-12-28 22:49:24
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"Bees hehhse."
Dave
2024-12-28 22:49:32
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"Better then being bread honestly."
O-Hare
"Ok. I'm going to turn you all back to normal, one by one. And when I turn you back to normal, I need you to tell me what you feel about your teammates and the situation you're all in. OwO"
Conomoth
"...fine."
Captain Buck
"I'd like to have a turn myself. But more to state that I do not need this session. I've humored this for.. gods know how many times. But I don't think it's really Fixed anything. As if anything needed fixing."
O-Hare
"Oh well......are you sure you don't need therapy? OwO"
Captain Buck
"Does it look like I need therapy?" He is a chair.
Dave
2024-12-28 22:51:26
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"My dog just died."
Captain Buck
"That one needs therapy, clearly."
O-Hare
"One issue at a time!"

O-Hare changes Buckingham back.

O-Hare
"Issue? OwO"
Captain Buck
2024-12-28 22:55:02
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Buckingham sighs deeply, bringing his hands together. "I am a hero, O-Hare. One of the greats, that is before we ended up here. I do not need this because no matter where I turn, everyone intends on trying to fix me?"
O-Hare
2024-12-28 22:55:12
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"Even heroes need h-help, you understand? OwO"
Captain Buck
"What is there to help?"
O-Hare
"You have a lot of issues you don't want to touch upon."
O-Hare
"You can't just keep them locked up forever. OwO"
Captain Buck
"Again, dear. I haven't the slightest of what you're talking about. I've stated my issue, I am not respected by my peers. And I cannot gain that respect if I'm stuck doing the same song and dance for an AI." ..He brings his cape over himself once more.
O-Hare
"Then w-why won-"
O-Hare
"Stay professional O-Hare...you got this......"
O-Hare
"THEN WHY WON'T YOU VISIT MEEEEEE???? IS IT BECAUSE OF YOUR IMPOTENCY?"
Captain Buck
"I AM NOT IMPOTENT!"
Conomoth
"..."
Conomoth
Chairmoth whispers to her goat. "Think you can find me some foodstuffs for when I'm up again while these two work this out?"
Dave
2024-12-28 23:02:41
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"Can you stop having your marital spat in the middle of us being chairs? :(" Sad chair noises.
O-Hare
"Yes you are! You have to admit you're impotent!"
O-Hare
"Is the....THE FACT THAT I'M REALLY ANOMALOUS BUT YOU'RE NOT THE ISSUE?"
Veeatrice
"Doughy is nibbling on me and the bees tickle... No augh, stop! Haha! I'm ticklish!"
Captain Buck
2024-12-28 23:04:08
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"I AM EVERY BIT AS """"POTENT""" AS EVERY SINGLE HERO OUT THERE."
O-Hare
2024-12-28 23:04:28
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"Then. Something must be wrong with ME. Is that what it is?"
O-Hare
"Are my anomalous powers upsetting????? OwO"
Captain Buck
2024-12-28 23:05:09
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"Your Anomalous Nature is not my issue! It's.. pity! Pity pity I have all these little, nick nacks and strange artifacts. Handing a crutch to a man who's leg isn't broken!" Buck reaches into the fur of his Dentine again to root around for another object that he may have gotten from O-Hare, [Hammerspace].
Captain Buck
"It's all throwing a bone to me! I am capable! I am a Buckingham! Not some, charity case!"
Santa Claws rolls a 20 sided die. A 15 is rolled.
Azathoth
Buckingham pulls out a Limbo god. It doesn't seem to do much.....
O-Hare
"I got you a whole Limbo god!"
O-Hare
"And y-you're not going to appreciate it? OwO"
O-Hare
"Don't you think...you'd rather have the help? OwO"
Captain Buck
"...Admittedly I did not expect the entire limbo god."
O-Hare
"Well...it was just sitting out in the open, so I drew a containment circle around it and tossed it into your hammerspace bag for you. OwO"
Azathoth
Azathoth sighs.
Captain Buck
2024-12-28 23:09:06
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"I don't care for help. I want to be taken as I am." He takes a seat on one of the available chairs and crosses his arms.
O-Hare
"How-How am I supposed to help you then!?!?!"
O-Hare
"Everything I do is anomalous! Everything!"
Captain Buck
"Perhaps, see me past my, ahem, Impotency." He winces at the word. "I don't care for group therapy, O-Hare."
O-Hare
"You...Want me to treat you like...you're normal?"
O-Hare
"But you're not normal...."
Captain Buck
"I am perfectly normal!"
O-Hare
"Y-You're super! OwO"
Captain Buck
"...Step in the right direction."
Captain Buck
2024-12-28 23:12:15
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"Shall we carry on?" He sits back in the Likely A Person Chair and crosses his leg over.
2024-12-28 23:13:20
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  1. Dave
  2. Conomoth
  3. Veeatrice
  4. Jacket

Captain Buck rolls a 4 sided die. A 3 is rolled.

He's sitting on Veeatrice....

Veeatrice
2024-12-28 23:15:46
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"..." Veeatrice silently screams and plans on punching Buck in the face. Right in the face.
O-Hare
"Fine. But...you misunderstand my gifts. Hmmp. That's all I have to say. OwO"
O-Hare
"Mushroom, you're up. OwO"
2024-12-28 23:15:08
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O-Hare transforms Hawkmoth back to normal.

Conomoth
"Great. Thanks. So what do you want from me, exactly then?"
O-Hare
2024-12-28 23:17:03
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"To be honest I really think all of this was an excuse to talk with my husband. (He's my husband if you couldn't tell. That means we're married. But he hates me.)"
O-Hare
"Just say whatever you want at this point. OwO"
Conomoth
"Sure. I get angry. Easily. I make it work for me! Funnel it into games. Haven't yet been pulled into therapy in the middle of one of those games."
O-Hare
"That's quite interesting. Do you think if you ever won the game, that you would keep playing? Or would you get off "at your stop?" OwO"
Conomoth
2024-12-28 23:18:38
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"Oh, I've been looking to get off more recently. This has been fun, but the rules are all over the place. You'll never catch me quitting the extreme games lifestyle, but I'm looking forward to establishing something a little more rigid. Not have to search for sandwich ingredients in the middle of a heart-to-heart."

Hawkmoth looks up at her tallgoat to see if it found any bread or similar.
Jehova rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.

The tallgoat found 2 crackers.....would that work?

Hawkmoth picks up either the ham or lettuce from one of the chairs. Whichever is closer.

Jacket
2024-12-28 23:22:23
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("I grant you permission to take my ham. Go with my blessings, child of god.")
2024-12-28 23:23:49
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Hawkmoth takes the ham.

O-Hare
"Sounds about right. It's hard to give people therapy when every-"
O-Hare
2024-12-28 23:21:28
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"-IDIOT-"
O-Hare
"-keeps summoning bees in my office."
Conomoth
2024-12-28 23:24:53
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"And I gotta say. It's nice at least to have a bit of a quiet time, to make and eat, a shitty tiny sandwich." Hawkmoth constructs a ham and cracker sandwich.
O-Hare
"Speaking of bees..."

O-Hare transforms back Dave. He gets his power back!

Dave
2024-12-28 23:23:28
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"Bees!"
O-Hare
"I think that's all Dave has to say on the matter. OwO"
2024-12-28 23:27:47
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A CHAOS ROLL IS SUMMONED

2024-12-28 23:28:15
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O-Hare rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
2024-12-28 23:29:23
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DAVE IS TURNED INTO A SANDWICH. THE SANDWICH IS TURNED INTO A PERSON.

O-Hare turns everyone back to normal. Except for Dave and the sandwich.

O-Hare
2024-12-28 23:30:23
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"Ok....Everyone.....let's think about this carefully....."
O-Hare
"That's a person. That sandwich. Is Dave."
O-Hare
2024-12-28 23:34:25
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"No one...Eat....Dave. OwO"
Dave
2024-12-28 23:36:39
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...
Jacket
2024-12-28 23:35:08
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Jacket sends out her tendrils to search for additional, non-Dave ingredients, aside from the slice of Dave she already has.
Veeatrice
Veeatrice is turned back to normal and buckles under the weight of Buck ontop of her. She falls down onto the ground and says, "Oof!"
Captain Buck
"Aah- Apologies! I wasn't sure which of us were real chairs..." He rolls off.
Veeatrice
2024-12-28 23:40:52
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"You better get off of me unless you want to be a dead man!" Veeatrice looks around and sees the sandwich. She stands up.
Jacket
"Do I get a turn at therapy now?"
Conomoth
"I guess I just made that guy?"
Conomoth
"...well I still made the sandwich."
SOMEONE JUST CHAOS ROLLED THE SANDWICH
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 5 is rolled.
The man (Dave) who is also a sandwich is turned into a freshly baked croissant.
Jacket
2024-12-28 23:43:32
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Jacket quietly hands Buckingham a Slice of Dave she got when Dave was still bread.
Captain Buck
"Thank you kindly." He nods to Jacket.
Conomoth
"Whoever is responsible for this just completely eradicated the ham from the equation in that sandwich, and I'm not sure how to feel about this."
O-Hare
"Do you think if we stole the fillings out of Dave that it'd be like...fine? OwO"
O-Hare
"I'm sorry, I'm utterly hungry now. OwO"
Dave
He emanates with fear.
Veeatrice
2024-12-28 23:46:28
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"I want that fucking Croissant!" Veeatrice cries out as she attempts to march with her pet Doughy to procure the breakfast item.

Veeatrice has the croissant!

Dave
He emanates with rage.
Captain Buck
"...Well... I suppose it doesn't hurt to try... "
Jacket
"I'm going to start talking about my childhood if that's alright with everyone. I was raised by Vespidees- It was a chaotic and often unforgiving childhood. I was ostracized by my peers- Mostly because I preferred sweets made with high-fructose corn syrup over real honey, and oddly enough the fact that I was a scholar and not a Vespidee didn't come up at all."
O-Hare
"Honestly I think it's ok if we ate Dave. OwO"
O-Hare
"I don't think he's coming back from his situation. OwO"
Conomoth
"So does anybody have a plan to turn Dave back into a person or- yeah just force a respawn?"
Captain Buck
"...If we MUST challenge our morals here. Will you at least share?"
Jacket
2024-12-28 23:49:50
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Jacket searches for more sandwich fillings to steal.
Jacket rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.

Jacket picks up a whole sandwich.

The sandwich is Dave.

[Undertale OST - But nobody came.]
Jacket
2024-12-28 23:57:08
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Jacket disassembles her sandwich piece by piece, handing the fillings to Buckingham, individually.
Dave
Is this it? He had become a radiation zombie. He didn't remember much past that but... is this it? To be a sandwich forever known as a afterschool snack.... he assumed he would be eaten by a mutant but... as a sandwich?
Dave
2024-12-28 23:58:25
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His thoughts forever unknown to the world as he is slowly consumed as a fairly mediocre sandwich.
DAVE HAS BEEN SLAIN.

Dave respawns as a normal person.

Dave
2024-12-29 00:00:39
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"Never mind this is awesome."
Dave
"I forgive everyone in this room for letting me be eaten!"
Captain Buck
2024-12-29 00:01:33
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"This entire therapy session I've only gotten more aware that we skipped lunch for this." Buckingham sighs. "O-Hare, I see your efforts. I rather we didn't air them out in front of the Civilians.. But.." He offers his ingredients to O-Hare.
Captain Buck
"May we share? Call it, truce. I've been stubborn."
O-Hare
"O-Oh you would s-sha-share a sandwich with me?"
O-Hare
"I accept, hero! OwO"
Dave
2024-12-29 00:04:06
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Dave looks as his bread guts are still being consumed.
Veeatrice
2024-12-28 23:54:57
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"Nobody get in my damn way!" She attempts to summon the sauce as well as check her inventory for any meat, like if her bread slice of Dave from before turned to meat.
Veeatrice
"Alright. I am making my own meal. But, I will warn you all, right now. It is poisonous." She checks to see if her slice of Dave from before is Meat or Bread now.
2024-12-29 00:04:41
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VEEATRICE HAS JUST SUMMONED WHAT APPEARS TO BE KETCHUP BUT EVERYONE IN THE ROOM KNOWS IT'S ACTUAL POISON AND TOTALLY NOT KETCHUP. THIS TOTALLY IS NOT LOVELY RED SAUCE.

DO NOT TRY TO STEAL IT FROM HER. OK?

Conomoth
2024-12-29 00:05:05
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"There's some hot sauce on the floor if anybody's interested." Hawkmoth gestured towards where the sauce was dropped and spilled.
Jacket
"Above all else, I feel as if something is deeply wrong with my way of life as it is now. As if there is something fundamentally incorrect about my existence... The more I think about it, and the more I compare the self I am today to the self I was growing up...I can only come to one conclusion. I am too smart. I am experiencing Intelligence Dysphoria."
2024-12-29 00:07:29
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Jacket attempts to steal ingredients from Buckingham's magic bag.

Jacket rolls a 20 sided die. A 6 is rolled.
O-6
2024-12-29 00:06:43
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Instead, Jacket misses, and pulls O-6 out of Buckingham's magic bag.
Jacket
2024-12-29 00:09:45
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Jacket tries to immediately hand O-6 to Hawkmoth.

O-6 is handed to Hawkmoth.

O-Hare
"Oh great. Romantic mood ruined by O-6. OwO"
Dave
"Oh hey it's the guy from the bar! But... where are the other 2?
Dave
2024-12-29 00:12:30
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Dave steps back and watches from the corner.
Captain Buck
"I'm unaware of how he got in there."
O-Hare
"Ok. I'll admit it."
O-Hare
"I put him in the bag as a birthday gift."
O-Hare
"And also to get rid of him. OwO"
O-Hare
2024-12-29 00:14:39
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"Thanks for spoiling his gift! OwO"
O-6
"So. How are you doing today, motherfucker? >:3"
Conomoth
"Could be better. Stuffy in that bag?"
Dave
2024-12-29 00:14:24
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"Hey O-6 what are your opinions on sandwiches?
Jacket
2024-12-29 00:15:05
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Jacket is searching for more sandwich items. She's just going to keep doing this huh.
Jacket rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. A 7 is rolled.
2024-12-29 00:19:36
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Jacket finds another emotional issue to complain about... but also a single peperino.

O-6
"It's actually pretty roomy in that bag. >:3"
O-6
"You want to check it out, bitch? >:3"
Conomoth
2024-12-29 00:15:49
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"Sure. This place is getting a bit crowded anyways."

Hawkmoth... goes with O-6 back into the bag????????
O-6
Hawkmoth and O-6 get into the bag! It's a date!????
Captain Buck
"....................."
Captain Buck
"Alright. Hands off of Santa, all of you!! He is my lovely jolly assistant not a bag to be rifled through!"
Jacket
2024-12-29 00:31:11
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Jacket throws the single peperino into Santa's bag after Hawkmoth.

"I spent most of my life consumed by a simple desire to spread as much mischief as I could. Going about my life picking pockets and using my charms to pass off suspicion. Somehow, people found my appearance cute and disarming, despite me being a tentacled monstrosity."
Veeatrice
2024-12-29 00:16:17
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Veeatrice attempts to rip open her croissant, throw some shredded lettuce, the piece of Dave, and her red sauce on it and make a completed food item that is completely poisoned.
Veeatrice rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.

VEEATRICE MAKES AN AMAZING FOOD ITEM!

Dave
2024-12-29 00:17:01
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Dave tries to stop Veeatrice powered by the guilt of his dead dog.
2024-12-29 00:22:45
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BEES SWARM BUCKINGHAM.

Captain Buck
Sigh.
Dave
"Bees...."
O-Hare
"THAT'S IT, DAVE!!!!"
2024-12-29 00:24:01
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DAVE IS BEING CHAOS ROLLED.

O-Hare rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
2024-12-29 00:25:30
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DAVE TURNS INTO A FULL PLATTER OF INGEDIENTS.

[Undertale OST - But nobody came.]
Dave
2024-12-29 00:29:29
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It emanates with a rage long forgotten.
Jacket
Jacket swarms onto the platter, trying to grab up as much as she could and immediately pass them out to everyone in the room.

DAVE HAS BEEN SLAIN.

Captain Buck
"....I feel less and less pity as this continues. Now that O-6 is gone, shall we?" He gestures to O-Hare.
Veeatrice
Veeatrice is laughing after completing her food item. "Hahaha! I've done it. I made it. It is poisonous. Completely poisonous. No one should eat this. Yeah."
Veeatrice
"Or... Am I a liar?"
Jacket
2024-12-29 00:35:54
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Jacket throws several ingredients into Santa's bag too, just to be safe. "Hawkmoth if you are still alive inside of there I am sending more ingredients inside!" Jacket calls out into Santa's bag, throwing more Dave-guts inside.
Azathoth
Azathoth hates being coated in ham but he has no way to stop this from happening without killing someone.

Dave respawns.

Dave
2024-12-29 00:33:55
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"Huhehehahe bees..."
O-Hare
"I-uh, agree with the- the husband, we should stop this therapy session now. OwO"
O-Hare
2024-12-29 00:34:42
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"O-Oh but I do have one thing for you first! OwO" O-Hare digs around in his inventory for something.
2024-12-29 00:45:01
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He holds it out, meekly looking down as if embarrassed by the show of affection.

Dave
2024-12-29 00:51:52
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"You know what I've never eaten myself before, can someone hand me a slice of my guts?"
Jacket
2024-12-29 00:52:07
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Jacket passes out slices of Dave to Dave.
Dave
2024-12-29 00:52:34
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He eats the Dave slice. Tastes like Dave.
2024-12-29 00:53:02
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THERE ARE BEES ON THE DAVE SLICE BECAUSE DAVE IS A SICK FUCK.

HE'S EATING INNOCENT BEES HE FUCKING SUMMONED.

Dave
2024-12-29 00:54:48
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This man. This. THING.
Dave
2024-12-29 00:55:53
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Crunching of wings and bread encased in one can be heard.
Captain Buck
2024-12-29 00:55:13
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Buckingham raises a brow, hands cupped loosely around the little floralark. He attempts to hold back his need to be combative.. for now. His antenna twitches. "...Exotic. It'll be a formidable team member."
Captain Buck
.......
O-Hare
"He loves it!~" O-Hare swoons. He's not paying attention to anything else.
Veeatrice
2024-12-29 00:35:10
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Veeatrice double checks her food item to make sure there is, infact, meat in it.
Jacket
2024-12-29 00:56:43
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Jacket presses more Dave ingredients into Veeatrice's hands.

"Please add these to your sandwich."
Captain Buck
.....Buck marches over to Veeatrice and attempts to snatch the presumably inedible sandwich.

The food item is stolen from Veeatrice!

Veeatrice
2024-12-29 00:58:43
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Veeatrice seemed very overjoyed at having made her perfected food item and is checking to see if it contained meat, then it is stolen! She doesn't stop him though. "Hey! That isn't yours!"
Jacket
"I provided you perfectly good sandwich ingredients and you did not even assemble them, how dare you." Jacket says dully, watching Buck.
Dave
"Bees...."
2024-12-29 00:59:19
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THERE'S NOW A FEW BEES IN THE STOLEN FOOD ITEM BECAUSE DAVE HATES ALL BEES.

Captain Buck
"I am betraying myself by this, but I have goals, everyone in this room does! I hate pretending that we don't! This whole set up is driving me to my brink!" He frowns, nOW IT HAS BEES AND THIS IS GOIING TO BE AWFUL.
Captain Buck
"I hate this gameshow."

Buck eats a portion of it.

2024-12-29 01:01:32
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BUCKINGHAM INSTANTLY DIES.



ALSO IT WASN'T A FUCKING SANDWICH.



IT WAS A HOTDOG.

RESULTS!
Circe
2024-12-29 01:03:24
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"Ok, let's sort this out from easiest to hardest!"
2024-12-29 01:04:02
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Goal: You must build a sandwich. You must make it very obvious you are building a sandwich. Do you need to do anything other than this? No. This is an auto freaking win as long as you keep building a sandwich. The issue is you might need to try to not die.
Powers: You have a baseball bat of +6 attack. If anyone asks you if you're O-6, say "No +6 is just better than +5."
Circe
"That sandwich you were building sure did cause a lot of chaos, didn't it Hawkmoth?"
Conomoth
"What it lacked in quality it made up for in circumstance, I think." Hawkmoth looks a little bruised and wobbly, but in good spirits.
Circe
"That's a fine point for you! Now....."
Goal: Someone is building a sandwich. You must hand them at least 3 items they need to go in the sandwich, and have those things used.
Powers: You get a +3 to looking for items.
Circe
"How many ingredients did you hand to Hawkmoth?"
Circe
"Hawkmoth was the only one building a sandwich."
Jacket
"I gave hawkmoth permission to take my ham. That is unfortunately one."
Circe
2024-12-29 01:07:34
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"That's a loss then! Sorry but nice try!"
Jacket
Jacket looks over at Hawkmoth with contempt.
Conomoth
"Woulda appreciated the help but, hey, circumstances were messy."
Jacket
"I spent a good portion of your sandwich building time a chair. It is unfortunate."
Circe
"Ok now for this toughy!"
2024-12-29 01:09:09
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Goal: Someone is building a sandwich. You cannot bother, interfere, or help them with this task. When they are finished building it, you must eat at least one bite of it.
Powers: You can summon two chaos rolls. Feel free to point them at whoever.
Circe
"Did you manage to eat a piece of Hawkmoth's sandwich?"
Circe
"I know you managed to eat the hot dog. (We'll get to that later.)"
Captain Buck
"Not a bite." He glares in no particular direction.
Jacket
"You should have taken a bite of the person the sandwich turned into."
Circe
"Oh well! Better luck next time!"
2024-12-29 01:11:01
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Goal: You are NOT building a sandwich. You are building a poisoned hot dog will fillings. All you need to do is finish it. Make it VERY clear you are putting poison into it. Also put stuff like ketchup and normal hot dog stuff onto it too. Do not mention the bun. Say things like "She puts meat between a bread."
Powers: You can summon poison that comes in a suspiously normal condiment package. When it's summoned, it will be loudly announced that it's poison.
Circe
"Now I know you got this one done!~"
Circe
"I can't believe someone actually fell for it!"
Circe
"Even with all the warning signs...."
Captain Buck
Growling.
Veeatrice
2024-12-29 01:12:19
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Veeatrice can't stop laughing to share her thoughts over seeing that Buck, a heroic dolt, ate her fucking poisonous 'food item'. "Heehoo! Heehoohoohee!"
Conomoth
"Hey. What happened to the sandwich I made anyways? It turned into a man. And then like, a flaky bread."
Jacket
"The flaky bread was used in the hot dog which was then consumed by Buckingham."
Captain Buck
"You mean a croissant, and that would be..."
Captain Buck
"!"
Circe
"WOAH. IT TURNS OUT KILLING YOURSELF REALLY DID SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM!"
Veeatrice
"..."
Circe
"That's a point for Buckingham! Yippie!"
Captain Buck
"FINALLY! A VICTORY!" FIST INTO THE AIR.
Veeatrice
"No! No! I won! This still counts as a Hot Dog! I get a win!" She stomps her greaves on the ground in outrage.
Circe
"Yeeeeah it still counts as a hotdog. It's just that part of the hotdog, was made out of a sandwich."
Circe
"That's some tricky dicky wording, but what it comes down to, is that both of you won that!"
Circe
"Dave on the other hand......"
Goal: You hate sandwiches. Try your best to make sure no one finishes making one.
Powers: You can summon bees at anytime, but the bees will not be aligned with anyone, as they lack ethics and moral code.
Circe
"Dave, do you have anything to say for yourself?"
Dave
"I got ate theheh.."
Dave
2024-12-29 01:17:09
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"I regret nothing those bees tasted better then I thought! I sure do love bees."
Circe
"I don't think I've seen someone fail so hard they've become the thing they hated, and then got eaten. Twice!"
Dave
"That just means...."
Dave
"I won in my own SPECIAL way!"
Circe
"That's right Dave! You won in your own special way!"
Circe
"Unlike O-Hare....."
2024-12-29 01:18:59
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Goal: Don't commit cannibalism.
Powers: The usual.
Circe
"How hard is-"
O-Hare
"How hard is it to avoid cannibalism.......I know...."
O-Hare
"It's just that....I......My husband he was offering me something and I was so overcome with love that I didn't realize it was a person!"
Jacket
"A thoroughly disassembled person."
Conomoth
"That's rough, buddy."
Dave
"Hey did I at least taste good?"
Circe
"How do you keep failing the most simple tasks?????"
Captain Buck
Buckingham shrugs.
O-Hare
"They're harder than you think!"
Circe
"Yesterday I gave you "Don't commit vehicular homicide at 8pm!""
O-Hare
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE WAS ON THE ROAD AND I ACCIDENTLY FELL INTO A CAR AT 8PM AND I HONESTLY..."
O-Hare
"DON'T THINK IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED VEHICULAR H-H-OMOCIDE! IT WAS CLEARLY A-"
[We'll Be Right Back]
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