00:04 | 18 Online Users
Login
Station
Login
Catalogue
Story Bestiary All Pets Database Colors Rules Cosmosdex

STORY

STORY

Home > Expos > Event 7 > Page 4
POSERS▼
POSERS
[Epic Adventure Cinematic Music by Infraction [No Copyright Music] / Vega]
Logging in.............Welcome back Bones.

The metaparxi runs across a field. Strange structures dot the landscape. Out of place, yet each one with a purpose. The world is nearly empty, but for a few who peek their heads out the windows of their manors as they hear the wild metaparxi yell out.

Chatroom
2024-12-21 19:30:25
Chatroom Profile
Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-21 19:31:24
Bones: It's finally happening today!
CoolSmeeps87: Wasn't it supposed to happen 20 years ago. [Rolls eye]
Bones: Stop beating me up about the delays, it was really hard. :(
BANNBLORT: YEAH FUCK YEAH!
Bones: Yeah! Uh Fuck yeah!
BANNBLORT: I'M CASHING OUT BABY. 20 YEARS TO FINALLY BREAK EVEN!!!!!
Bone: Oh. Uh well you should hold on to it, this is just about to get good you know?
BANNBLORT: NO.
Bones: :(
Bones
2024-12-21 19:31:18
Bones Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-17 14:43:52
There was a slight stutter in the universe as more people manifested for the event.

It was a fake world, and the metaparxi who finally reached the center stage was - at most - a mere homage to a great artist.

The crowd that surrounded the user known as "Bones" couldn't be more than forty. Any others that once populated this world had long departed it... Logging off, and never coming back to it.
Chatroom
Bones: Ok, I'm not good at announcements but blockmons are finally done. I want to thank each and everyone of you for supporting me throughout the years. Everyone said I couldn't do. I couldn't make art.
BANNBLORT: U CAN'T BUT IT CAN STILL LOOK GOOD AND SELL WELL.
CoolSmeeps87: Hype [Dancing vor frog]
Bones: Hype! [Dancing vor frog]
Chatroom
Bones: Watch as I mint the very first fully hatched blockmon!
Bones: Well it's actually the second one. I accidently minted one before this.
BANNBLORT: DO IT ALREADY.
Bones: Behold!
2024-12-21 19:33:08
Profile
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-12-23 19:40:15

Description: ?????????

Chatroom
Bones: I knew I should have tested the description maker before the live event......
Chatroom
CoolSmeeps87: Yikes. [Vor Frog walking out of a door]
BANNBLORT: WHY IS IT UGLY
Bones: I spent a lot of time on it.
BANNBLORT: YOU'RE AN AI, YOU CAN JUST ABSORB ART AND MAKE IT LOOK GOOD.
Bones: Yeah. But then it wouldn't be mine. :(
CoolSmeeps87: It's not that bad. [Cope Vor Frog]
2024-12-21 19:34:29
Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-17 14:44:57

The crowd started to de-manifest one by one. Most were dissatisfied with their investment outcomes.

Defeated, Bones - the username of Barley Bonekeeper - logs off with them after answering a few questions.

[Dual Destinies OST: 1-24 Detention Center ~ Elegy of the Bulletproof Glass]
Barley Bonekeeper
"They....hated it......"
Vodka
Vodka doesn't bother turning to look away from her latest artpiece as Barley whines. "Vodka told you that Vodka knew that it was ugly, Barley."
Vodka
"Vodka thinks you should stick to things you know, like buying words on the computer and losing money."
Barley Bonekeeper
"But.....People don't understand....."
2024-12-21 19:36:22
Profile
Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-12-23 19:39:42

The blockmon in the game pops out of the computer and floats above the desk, never fully touching it. "WRRRRZT!"

Barley Bonekeeper
"I finally bridged the digital world and the real world, and I brought a real mine where you can mine blockcoins and use them to make blockmons!"
Barley Bonekeeper
"Plus, these blockmons aren't a bad AI creation. They're real art!"
Vodka
"If they were real art, you picked a bad artist to make them......"
Barley Bonekeeper
"I did! I'm the artist!"
Vodka
"Barley, Vodka knows that you can only copy."
Vodka
"Maybe Barley should copy from Vodka's art next time. Vodka is happy to share!"
Barley Bonekeeper
"That's where you're wrong. I didn't use any visuals."
Barley Bonekeeper
"That's why it took me over 20 years to do the art."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-21 19:39:15
Barley Bonekeeper Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-17 14:49:30
"I generated lines, random lines. More than a septillion randomized lines, all made by me! Then I looked through every single one of them and picked out the ones that mathematically looked the most like art, and when you put them all together, you get blockmons!"
Vodka
"......................................."
Vodka
"Barley, Vodka thinks that instead of pretending to do art like other AIs, you just wasted 20 years pretending to work on art."
Barley Bonekeeper
Barley shakes his head, finally holding his ground. "Look at this Vodka." Barley holds out the blockmon, which does a short idle animation before letting out an excited "WRRRKZT!"
Barley Bonekeeper
"This was in the computer and now it's real."
Barley Bonekeeper
"I know I did something right. Unlike everything else-"
Vodka
"Including the digital universe.~"
Barley Bonekeeper
"Especially including the digital universe...."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-21 19:41:31
Barley Bonekeeper Profile
Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-21 19:41:45
"..I'm absolutely confident this is art. I even went to show it off to Shelia today."
Vodka
"Mumsy? Vodka misses mum so much! What did mum have to say about the Blockmon?"
Vodka
"If Vodka's mum says that blockmons are art, she has to be right. Vodka's mum is the best artist in the universe!"
Barley Bonekeeper
("One day I'll be the best artist in the universe to you.....")
Barley Bonekeeper
"She said.....uh.........."
Vodka
"Vodka can tell you didn't actually show it to her, Barley. You know she wouldn't have agreed."
Barley Bonekeeper
"I couldn't because she was upset about something. I didn't want to show it to her, because well uh....." Barley hushes down slightly as he mumbles out his next sentence. "She can get weird when she's upset..."
Vodka
"Vodka can get pretty weird too! Vodka wants to see mumsy."
Vodka
"Why is Vodka never allowed to the artist meetings when mumsy is there....?"
Barley Bonekeeper
"Oh, you've noticed."
Vodka
"Vodka is only a little bit stupid, not a lot stupid."
Barley Bonekeeper
".....It's been a long time....."
Barley Bonekeeper
"You know what? Lets make it a two for one. Next time I go to the artist meeting, I'll bring both you AND blockmons."
Barley Bonekeeper
"She'll be impressed by both of you!" The blockmon feels it is being addressed and reacts with a short randomly generated growl.
Vodka
2024-12-21 19:44:42
Vodka Profile
Posted by ID #118
Last edit: 2025-11-17 14:50:41
"Thank you Barley! Vodka cannot wait to show mumsy how much Vodka has grown. Vodka's art is just like mum's! Plus, Vodka is sure mumsy will be happy that Vodka has only lost her mind and put people into the meat bathroom only five times!"
Barley Bonekeeper
"Maybe don't tell her that part."
Vodka
"Ok, Vodka will avoid talking about that, but you and Vodka have to tell her about the meat bathroom one day."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-21 19:45:12
Barley Bonekeeper Profile
Posted by ID #53
Last edit: 2024-12-21 19:46:41
"No we don't. We don't have to tell anyone about the meat bathroom."
END OF EXPO
No one is typing.
Back
Next