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SALESFORCE

[The Office (Main Theme)]

Retail Work.....

No one wanted to do it. But someone had to. Today, an unlucky gang of characters were held together by one thing. That they were temp workers.

Pluto
"Sorry to hear about the sinkin' of most of y'alls ships."
Pluto
"But don't worry. I ain't going to let a gaggle of folks get trapped on some notail planet. You scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours."
Pluto
"Too bad I got myself a huge back! Anyway I just need you to make and sell a few items to folks. Over in the back is one of those combiner machines."
Pluto
"You just take some items, toss them in, and start sellin' what comes out. Or you can try sellin' some of the trash lyin' around, but most folks aren't into that."
Pluto
"Got any questions, partners?"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 20:39:12
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"Wow, what an experience! I'm so excited to begin and help with this lucrative opportunity you've presented to us! Me and my Herd of interns who are going to do Great things for Life experience and references will surely not let you down on this. But for questions, I've only got one."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 20:39:38
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"There anything to "win" for being the Best at Sales? Even though this experience is Incredibly valuable regardless."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 20:39:45
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"I'm simply a glutton for experience and value gained from such wonderful goals such as helping sell some assured quality products."
Kobwugni
"It would be... pretty neat if there was a prize."
Kobwugni
"I probably wouldn't win but..."
Pluto
("Of course you folks want somethin' more than a ticket off this planet....") Because Pluto is giant, his whispers are easy to hear.
Pluto
"Fine, how about this, for today's work, I'll give you this here floralark, and a ticket off this planet."

"Pewuuu."

Boxbot
"I will win the floralark."
Kobwugni
"Pretty flower..."
Boxbot
He turns to his Herd of interns.
"You will all help me win the floralark. And we will have Wonderous deals and experience to reflect on as a result!"
Tibia
"Of course! Only the best of deals will be had."
Kobwugni
"R-Right, I'll... do my best."
Pluto
2025-06-23 20:48:54
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"If you manage to sell a LOT of items, I'll give to ya'll to fight among yourselves, this lovely little thing!"
Boxbot
"Incentive!"
Pluto
"But you have to sell a MIGHTY number of objects to get it."
Boxbot
"Wow, gang! Look at this Amazing chance! Keep that attitude out of the dumps, friends, We have to be On Top of it in order to reach this quota."
Pluto
"And not to be a downer, son. But I ain't think you're a fine enough salesman to get it."
Tibia
Tibia makes a face. It'll follow them everywhere, won't it?
Kobwugni
"You're... p-probably right."
Boxbot
"Haha! Oh, we'll see, fair employer! I have faith that we'll do wonderfully, and if we're lacklustre, it'll be a chance to grow!"
Tibia
"We will get that... thing, we are simply just the best!"
Priest
"May our hard task polish us, and refine us. For even if we do not win, our souls will be the light among the fog, and our skills will be akin experienced sailors."
Boxbot
"He gets it!"
Kobwugni
("Ah...I can't handle these... expectations.")
Ambrosia
"Well, I guess if it gets us off the planet, uh... go team?"
Pluto
"Anyway. Store opens in 30 minutes. Have your lineup of products ready!"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:02:18
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Boxbot surveys the trash, and the combiner. He is looking for diamonds in the rough, or objects of multiple uses that he can market for their functionality. Anything that would be an interesting products to market to the fellows who wander in.
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:05:41
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Boxbot looks through his own pockets. He is willing to pull out all the stops for this, but approaches Tibia.
"Friend, your application for this expenditure was that of having a pet that could provide great information! As said leader of this overture, may I inquire it a question?"
Tibia
"Of course! Shoot."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:05:53
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He picks up the tailmic and Stares it right in its mask.
"Got any Good Tips for this Marketing Stand, Friend?" He asks, utilizing the [Smarty].

The tailmic hums with great knowledge. While Boxbot cannot understand it, he comes up with his own ideas:




  1. Don't attract notail customers, they don't have money, unless they're O-6 or Ox, in which case they will have a lot of money.

  2. Pirates are poor, picky, and may rob you. If you use a sale slot on a large weapon they'll back off though.

  3. Combined items have a risk, as they don't always come out great, even if they sell easier. Not everything needs to be "combined" using the machine. Surely there's some trash items that can be combined without anomalous means......

Boxbot
Boxbot conveys these tips and tricks to the group, so they can begin their plan of attack.
Kobwugni
2025-06-23 21:08:00
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"I'm... not super confident about m-my skills maybe we could do a... trial run... (or something)."
Kobwugni
"Or not, that's okay."
Boxbot
"How so? Expand on that idea. I'm interested in it!"
Boxbot
"Would you like to try to sell your product to me as a test?"
Kobwugni
"I could practise, by pretend-selling you something."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:10:33
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"Go ahead! I'll be a Buyer! Sell me on your ideas, while we're sorting what we have!"
Tibia
Tibia holds up their items, a piece of meat and... a heart? No, it's a fruit. "I'm sure you've heard of the Black Market."
Tibia
"May I try to make a heart?"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:11:03
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"This is a den of pirates. Organ trafficking is a sure-fire start."
Tibia rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.

A...raw meat and fruit salad comes out of the machine......

Tibia
"Ignore me."
Kobwugni
"oh... okay, so, see, I have some of these phones... and also, some of these pens... It's like a tiger phone, it's pretty... uh... cool."
Kobwugni
"You could... (probably) take the phone and the pen... and make like... a tiger pen?"
Kobwugni
"Some people would probably think that's cool."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:12:20
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"What use can these offer me? Context: I am a businessman! I like to make calls and take notes in meetings! Sell me on that!"
Kobwugni
2025-06-23 21:12:43
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Last edit: 2025-06-23 21:13:05
"Well see... I think... with the Tiger Pen, you would gain the... the ability... to make... like a point... with power."
Kobwugni
"Like... some sort of... power.... point.........."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:13:14
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Last edit: 2025-06-23 22:24:25
"Power? So, in this case, my employees or shareholders would respect and fear me?"
Kobwugni
".......yes?......"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:13:32
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"This seems incredibly useful. Do you have any other items you would try to sell me that bank off this original point?"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:13:49
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("Think about what else I would like in this scenario. Maybe you could try to sell me Bulk of the product you are proposing!")
Kobwugni
("...I.... guess I do have a lot of these phones and pens....")
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:14:37
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"How many?"
Kobwugni
"Er well, I think I have enough to make at least... I guess, ten or so tiger pens..."
Kobwugni
"Maybe....more?"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:15:02
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"Maybe more?"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:15:07
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"Give me a number, friend!"
Kobwugni
("I knew I was going to need to say a number.")
Kobwugni
"...perhaps..........12.............?"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:15:39
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"I (hypothetical customer) am sold on 12 tiger pens! I will purchase them all for standard point trade!"
Kobwugni
"Oh wow really."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:15:59
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Last edit: 2025-06-23 22:25:22
"Not a bad first try, friend. Next time, Try to lure them in with the promise that you'll be improving on the product in the future, or that there's some kind of investment to be had!"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:16:04
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"For your efforts, I give you an A!"
Kobwugni
("Wow I've never gotten an A on something before.")
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:16:30
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"With a bright attitude, and a little more confidence, I'm sure you could have roped me into buying 24 tiger pens, if you offered variations or Collectable sets!"
Kobwugni
"Oh shoot, that's a... a really good idea... wuah."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:16:49
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"Thats why we practice!"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:16:55
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"You'll use this information to better persuade the customers when the time comes."

The crew sit around, combining items until they have 10 products.

2025-06-23 21:19:42
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Items For Sale

  1. Gun Scythe [Great Quality]

  2. Raw meat and fruit salad [Poor Quality]

  3. How to exorcise O-6 (Works 99% of the time) [Legendary Quality]

  4. Super Woopy World Plush [Great Quality]

  5. Scavenging Robot and Friend [Legendary Quality]

  6. Book of three tigers (Final page removed) [Fine Quality]

  7. Exotic Apple Fan [Legendary Quality]

  8. Ancient Dentine Fossil [Mythical Quality]

  9. Digital Galehaut Pet [Legendary Quality]

  10. Catnip (Attracts O-6) [Poor Quality]

[Coconut Mall - Mario Kart Wii OST]

Boxbot
Boxbot sets out the Scavenging robot and friend as the first item. This will sell nicely.
Alabaster
The sight of the item attracts and aftik and a large robot. Sadly they appear to be the pirate types. "Well well. Now look at that."
Alabaster
"Wark! That robot there looks a lot more useful than you!"
The Scavenger
"Alright."
Alabaster
The aftik sizes up the employees, but spots the GUN SCYTHE in the back. He decides that stealing isn't for the best right now. "How much is this hunk of junk here? I need help in my scavenging operations."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:22:08
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Boxbot looks over the Aftik.
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:22:18
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"This is an exponentially rare model. We offer Trades, as the pure point value of said robot is within the 6 to 7 digits. Show us your wares, and then we can make a fair assessment."
Alabaster
"Offering trades huh?" The aftik shoots a grin at his companion.
The Scavenger
"Don't."
Kobwugni
2025-06-23 21:22:49
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("Aw.")
Alabaster
"My robot is a finer quality than yours!"
Alabaster
2025-06-23 21:23:05
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"I'll trade him in, if you throw in the Super Woopy World Plush."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:23:18
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Last edit: 2025-07-31 09:32:43
"If it isn't willing to be sold, and would prefer to not be, then it's no use to us. Don't be coy." Boxbot gestures to the aftik.

"I've seen a laser you possess, is that on the table?"
Alabaster
"My laser? That's me life's work! I'll sell you my own mothers before I sell you my laser!"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:23:25
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"Is your mother on the table?"
Alabaster
"First off. It's mothers! Multiple!"
The Scavenger
"Don't sell your mother."
Alabaster
"Let me ask her if she wants to be sold...."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:24:06
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"Please do."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:24:51
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"Be warned, the Robot Is a Learning Model. It absorbs information as it lives. The longer you wait, the better quality, and more expensive it is." Boxbot applies pressure to the deal.
Alabaster
"MOTHER. DO YOU WANT TO BE TRADED IN?"

"Mmmmm......"

Alabaster
"That's a yes. Robot and the plush, is it a deal?"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:28:26
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"Not for both, it's not. We never agreed to adding a plush for your MOTHER."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:28:34
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"Now, if you throw in another mother or two. We can reconsider."
Alabaster
"ARE YOU BLIND MATE?"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:28:42
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"No."
Alabaster
"THAT'S ALL 5 OF MY MOTHERS IN A PACKAGE DEAL!"
Alabaster
"PIRATES GRINDED HER UP AND DID THAT TO HER WHEN I WAS A WEE LAD."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:29:25
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Boxbot hums.
"But, you see. We cannot sell them SEPERATELY."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:29:34
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"So I am counting them as Mothers (singular)."
Priest
"My condolences to what pirates did to your mothers."
Alabaster
"I'LL COUNT YOUR CURSES AS A SINGULAR."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:30:10
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"Our deepest sympathies to your mother. They all seem like wonderful, inspiring mother figures combined into an even more inspiring mother figure."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:30:26
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"What do you have in your pockets?"
Alabaster
"I'm bloody offended."
Alabaster
"BWARK! MY MOTHERS ARE WORTH MORE THAN YOU'RE HAGGLING FOR. FUCK OFF. I'M LEAVING."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:30:59
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"Have a good day then, valued customer! Come back if you find trinkets and baubles to add onto your offer for Both items!"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:31:14
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"It is a shame you wanted both items. I would have been willing to part with the robot, but the plushie was extra. I would have even thrown in an apology gift with the robot…."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:31:22
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Boxbot offers the front spot to one of the interns to go.
Priest
The priest moves up, and he puts the book of three tigers in the spot.
Rodent
A rat wanders into the store and after sniffing around bites the book and tries to drag it off.
Priest
2025-06-23 21:33:33
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He puts a hand down on the book to stop the rat from dragging it off fully.
"This is a store."
Rodent
2025-06-23 21:33:48
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A few more rats appear. Each one pulls out a cekeki tail and places it on the ground around the book.

On closer inspection it seems that every single one of these tails is identical.
Rodent
2025-06-23 21:33:57
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The rats want to know if they can have the book now. One of them motions for the priest to lower his head so they can offer him something if he demands more.
Priest
"Those still have power in them?"
Rodent
2025-06-23 21:34:38
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The rats cannot chitter to the priest unless he gets down to listen very closely.
Priest
He gently puts a hand down for a rat or so to climb in to his shoulder.
"There is no fear in my heart, for I put faith in you. And that is all that I need, to see with eyes unclouded."
Rodent
2025-06-23 21:35:03
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The rats whisper something to the priest.
Priest
Gently, the priest picks up the rat and puts it down. Taking a place to sit.
"Deal."
Rodent
2025-06-23 21:36:00
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One rat takes the book by dragging it away. Suddenly all the rats have the same book. A fine deal was made today.
Priest
He gently picks the small cekeki tail that was left behind, humming a mantra to calm himself as other deals are made.
"...The sea becomes land, the land becomes sea..."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:36:36
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Boxbot moves the O-6 exorcism book to the front.
O-6
O-6 arrives, attracted by the catnip. "What the fuck is this book? >:3"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:37:37
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"Only the greatest decoy you've ever witnessed."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:37:43
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"Behold its true purpose!"

SOMEONE ROLLED FOR CHAOS

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.
O-Cat
The book is opened and another O-6 is spawned!
O-6
"So this motherfucking book summons more of me?"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:38:52
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"Wow! Deals and doubles!"
Kobwugni
("Two O-6s.....!")
O-6
"There's a lot a man could do with clones of himself........"
O-6
"You aliens take points don't you? I'll pay your stupid price. I'm taking the catnip with me as well. >:3"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:42:18
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"There truly is. One as fine as yourself," Boxbot picks up O-Cat, "Simply look at the possibility you have. In such a powerful form." He gestures with O-Cat in his hands.
O-6
"He's fucking ugly."
O-6
"I hate cats."
O-6
"But I'm sure I can get more clones out of it later. Now sell it to me. >:3"
Kobwugni
("We could also give him a pen, He seems eager to buy.")
Tibia
"For the feline, would it be interested in a meat salad?"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:43:10
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He puts the cat down, and picks up the real O-6, gesturing to his prowess and strength.
"But oh, if you had practice! What a steal. What power. Surely it's worth the price. We will take your money."
Boxbot rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.

Boxbot tries to pick up O-6 but fails to do so.

A CHAOS ROLL HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 3 is rolled.

O-6 has been turned VERY TINY and is VERY easy to hold and / or crush like a bug.

Kobwugni
"!!!"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:46:27
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He picks O-6 up.
O-6
"CAN'T A MAN BUY A FUCKING BOOK WITHOUT WEIRD SHIT HAPPENING TO HIM? >:3"
Kobwugni
"Oh actually that's adorable."
O-6
"I'LL KILL YOU! >:3"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:47:10
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"It's ok. You are still a valued customer, so long as the size of your bank account doesn't fluctuate."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:47:18
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"Would you like me to put you down?"
Kobwugni
"Would you like a pen, tiny cat."
O-6
"IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING THREAT? YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME BUY SOME PEN OR ELSE YOU WON'T LET ME GO???"
O-6
"I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT THE FUCKING PEN IF YOU ASKED! >:3"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:47:54
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"It would make my friend very happy if you bought the pen."
Kobwugni
"....I mean.... It's not... a threat....(it's also not Not a threat.....)"
O-6
"Fine I'll buy the shitty pen! Give it to me. >:3" The pen is bigger than O-6.
Kobwugni
"Oh, yay." Kobwugni gives a pen to Boxbot to give to O-6.
Tibia
("Boss... Could we make him buy all of our stock? He's very rich.")
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:49:12
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Boxbot puts O-6 down, letting him go by his tiny foot. "We will let this robot carry these items out for you. As a gift!"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:49:19
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He hands him the Tablet to transfer the points for the Pen and Book. (There is a 25% Markup.)
O-6
"Fuck you assholes! This size change better be reversible! Fucking aliens and their overpriced goods.>:3"
Kobwugni
("I'm pretty sure he also bought the Catnip...")
O-6
"From where I'm from, a pen and a book is fucking FREE! Fuck you! >:3"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:50:15
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He taps the screen and adds the catnip, loading them all on top of the Scavenging robot and offers the screen to O-6 again, happy expression.
O-6
O-6 pays the bill and climbs up the foot of the robot. "I'm going to remember your face, motherfucker! >:3"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:50:38
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"Please do! It's an honor to be remembered by one with such influence. Enjoy the complimentary robot!"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:50:43
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"It doesn't have a name and it loves you."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:50:55
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("Or at least it thinks it does. As much as a robot can!")
Kobwugni
("I hope he doesn't remember my face.... that seems scary...wuugh.")
2025-06-23 21:51:25
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O-6 leaves with the robot. He throws middle fingers up as he clings on his way out.

Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:58:34
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Boxbot moves forward the Exotic Apple fan.
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:58:40
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In the downtime, he gives the axeni a reassuring pat on the back.
"You sold the pen! I am proud."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:58:46
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"Soon you will be peddling insurance!"
Kobwugni
"Wow, do you really think so."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 21:59:04
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"I know so!"
Kobwugni
"Everyone always told me the only thing I could ever do was sell burgers... this seems like a step up.........?"
Herr
A large and very disgusting cekeki pulls itself into the store, just barely able to wiggle in. It pushes over objects accidently as it approaches the fan.
Herr
"Kekikiki......She would have liked this......"
Herr
"I am but a poor salesman. Won't you sell it for just a little cheaper?"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 22:02:28
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"Hm. Can you offer Additional services, like helping clean up the store, or perhaps leaving good reviews outside on the door?"
Herr
"Haaaa.... I'm not any good at cleaning anymore. Not at this size."
Herr
"I can leave a fine review on your store."
Kobwugni
("......He could probably clean really...big.... things.....")
Tibia
"Hello Herr! Fancy seeing you outside of the office." The metaparxi pulls out the disgusting bowl of meat and fruit. "Would you be interested in this as well?"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 22:03:36
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"You seem the type to appreciate Meat salad. Unlike the rough and tumble pirates who do not know the best of the best meals."
Herr
Herr instantly eats the bowl of food without asking.
Boxbot
2025-06-23 22:03:42
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"Oh dear…."
Kobwugni
2025-06-23 22:03:56
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"Wugh."
Tibia
"You eat it, you buy it!"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 22:04:17
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"What can you offer us to make up for this transgression, friend?"
Herr
"Mmmm." Herr picks under his plates, pulling out a shiny silver coin. "Metal from the machine. Extremely rare. I think this is a good trade for both items."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 22:04:47
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"Will you still leave a nice review of the items?"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 22:04:54
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"Because if so, Deal!"
Herr
"A little pushy, but fine, buddy...." The cekeki takes the fan, places the coin on the table and skitters out, accidently pushing items to the ground on his way out.
Boxbot
2025-06-23 22:05:14
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"What a very nice fellow."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 22:05:21
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Boxbot pushes the Galehunt Digital Pet to the front.
Barley Bonekeeper
A large tangle of wires enters the store. "Hmm, this reminds me of a blockmon."
Barley Bonekeeper
"I'll have you know I don't do fiat money."
Barley Bonekeeper
"Will you take blockcoins?"
Boxbot
2025-06-23 22:07:53
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"We do barters and trades, worry not friend!"
Boxbot taps his screen.
"How many blockcoins?"
Barley Bonekeeper
"20 blockcoins."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 22:07:57
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"30."
Barley Bonekeeper
"Deal."
Boxbot
2025-06-23 22:08:05
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"A pleasure."
Barley Bonekeeper
("Biggest steal of my life.") Barley takes the item and leaves 30 blockcoins behind.
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2025-06-23 22:09:04
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Boxbot pockets the ancient dentine skeleton. He is keeping that one. And he sits back, gesturing to the interns to finish the deals.
Priest
He gently mutters as his internal fans whirrs in a daze, putting the cekeki chewed tail into the slot.
Madam
The cekeki tail attracts a large cekeki. The smell of the tail has her in a daze. She slowly tiptoes across the store, as if stalking prey. It doesn't even click in her mind that it's just a tail and not the whole thing.
Tibia
Tibia holds the cekeki tail high up, before another one of their items is eaten.
Tibia
"Madam! What a pleasure."
Madam
Madam snaps out of it. "Oh hello Tibia!"
Madam
"You're not going to make a lady pay for a treat, are you?"
Tibia
"I'm offended you would even imply that..!"
Tibia
"It comes free, with another item~"
Madam
"Oh thank goodness! For both you and me!"
Madam
2025-06-23 22:11:13
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"Cause I'm sure I could have eaten that tail right out of your hand."
Madam
"What do you have to sell me?"
Tibia
They push forward the plush, with a squeak.
Madam
"I must apologize, but I am no longer a child."
Madam
"I mean, I love a good doll, but I love it when people give me them."
Madam
"It's just not as special if I give myself gifts."
Priest
The priest has mostly recomposed himself, but he still feels a little dizzy. Silently, he pushes the coin from the cockroach-like cekeki, the metal from the Machine, to show her.
Madam
"Now that is what I'm talking about." She grabs, and eats the coin in an instant. Metal from the machine was an anomalous rich item to a cekeki.
Madam
"Put it on Zookers, ah, Zookeeper's tab."
Madam
"He'll pay the bill. He always does."
Tibia
"With pleasure."
BUSINESS ENDS FOR THE DAY.
2025-06-23 22:15:17
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[Mother 3 | Fun Shopping | Extended]

Pluto
Pluto comes back to the store. Seems time is up. "Well folks, how did sellin' go?"
Kobwugni
"I sold a pen."
Kobwugni
"And....ah...some catnip too, and there were some other things...."
Kobwugni
"Uweh.... the others can say it better....I'm suddenly... wugh..."
Ambrosia
"We, uh, managed to sell most of our stock." Ambrosia elects not to tell anyone that she spent most of her time cooing at her platzel.
Tibia
"We sold everything, actually! See how empty it is here."
Priest
Priest feeds his wug, Macabre, the stock that had remained. Those will not be sold anymore, or would not be wise to sell in a planet such as this.

The wug hisses and refuses to eat the items. It is not hungry for such things.

Priest
A creature that yearns for flesh. The priest merely hums in reaction.
Tibia
Tibia's tail is dangerously close to the wug. Though, it seems as if they don't notice it.
Pluto
"Empty? I mean, I see some of my dang products tossed to the floor. Did you folks really not clean up?"
Pluto
Pluto approaches the sales table. "Frankly it looks like you did a horrible job-"
Kobwugni
"....we tried to hire a big shrimp for that but.... he.... refused.........."
Pluto
"Hmmm well well well! Looks like while you folks are poor housekeepers, you're actually fine salesmen."
Pluto
"How about you clean this place up and we call the floralark and the capsule yours?"
Pluto
"Gonna upcharge the underworld out of this IOU." Pluto mumbles as he rubs his hands in excitement.
RESULTS!
Circe
"Looks like both of you got your quests done!"
Circe
"I gotta say, when you realized that your leader was only going to let you sell one item, it was mighty smart of you to ask for a "test run" to sell another item."
Goal: Sell two items.
Powers: You have the power to bring intense attention to something (either a person or object). When you do this, that thing is more charming. You can not bring attention to anything you are trying to sell.
Kobwugni
"I learned so much about business."
Circe
"That's the kind of smarts I want to see!"
Circe
"And your leader hogged all the sales so he could win his own game too."
Goal: Sell the most items.
Powers: You can summon a chaos roll on anyone and anything up to 3 times.
Circe
"Looks like we're done for now! See you all next time!~"
END OF EXPO.
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