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The team entered the tavern. They were informed that O-6 would be arriving here soon. They took stock of their location to make sure they had a lay of the land to make sure this went without a hitch.

Alabaster
There was a roughed up aftik arguing with the bartender. A large laser was at his side, a laser he was using to threaten the bored looking tender with.
The Scavenger
A large metal figure sat at a table, marking red dots calmly.
Canine-7
2024-12-23 19:20:11
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An alternate CL-7 (who, from here on out will just be called Canine-7) waits for his turn to order. A turn he's been joyously waiting over 15 minutes for.
Kratos
Lastly, there was Kratos, who has been forced to join this team due to the difficulty of this challenge. The group tries to figure out the best way to set up.
Boxbot
2024-12-23 19:20:59
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Boxbot has no real investment in the plan laid out so far, but the chance to Further his Interactions with this specific universe felt useful. He took a liking to how Brutish and Simple some of this team seemed, very good listeners (for the simpler tasks he'd rather not bother with).

He tilts his screen to the bug, Shoot, waiting to hear what's happening.
Shoot
"Ok, people, this is going to be a mess, so just do what I say, alright? I'm sure some of you can distract O-6 for a bit by having him beat you up."
Swine
Swine wasn't too familiar with alcohol. He could never think of what to buy with his entertainment rations, so he'd just amass them for ages while they collected dust. He felt a bit out of his element with all these strange people around. The show demanded his participation though, so he followed along.
Swine
He also happened to be a very simple and brutish person. One good at listening to directions, even if not so much at carrying them out through.
Swine
"...Do we have to get beat up?"
Shoot
"I can't be specific about my goal because I guess that 'ruins the game' but mine involves this menagerie of animals we've got following us, it's just something dumb, so don't get in a fit about it. And if any of you got a goal that involves stopping me, let me know!"
Boxbot
"What makes you smart enough to be in charge of this operation, my insectoid acquaintance?"

Boxbot waves his hand, goodnaturedly making a slight chuckling noise.

"No offense, none at all, but you're not looking for how you can Optimize your workforce here. Plus, you're making some pretty big assumptions about O-6! I think he's likely Great at dealing with Multiple assailants, I've heard nothing but competence about the union and its leaders for this universe, and would see through your simple-minded attempt, where he'd go right for you, the supposed ringleader!"
Boxbot
"I'm not trying to stop you, but in my Best intention, maybe think a little harder! I know you can do it!" He says, sickeningly cheerful.
Sassafrass
"Honessstly they are desssently clever where I come from." Sassiftas comments. Waving a sleeve forward a bit, demeanour quite chill despite everything being set up.
Dave
2024-12-23 19:25:06
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Half of Dave's jaw was in fact not there, so drinking in general was out of the question. He did like the smell though, reminded him of cleaning supplies.
Shoot
"...Okay. I'll tell O-6 you're in charge when he shows up then."
Swine
Swine nodded. His goal didn't seem to mean stopping him. He liked when people put things out in the open and made things easier to understand. Most of the infighting went way over his head, but atleast he had a line to start from.
Boxbot
"Wow! You're incredibly thin skinned, I see why you aren't leading this operation smoothly! It's ok, it's hard to learn to take criticism!"
Boxbot
"I won't poke you further, if you're sure of yourself. All I advise is putting your best foot forward instead of just considering the Broad strokes."
Shoot
"Wow, you're incredibly annoying! I see why you dont have any friends!"
Boxbot
2024-12-23 19:28:20
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"You're wrong, but that's ok. You're worried, and sad. I see people like that all the time! All I'm suggesting is to consider the plainer points between your 'get beat up' and 'beat someone up' segments. I'll step down, inner party conflict isn't optimal for ANY situation!"
Dave
2024-12-23 19:28:37
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"Woah woah woah, we're all here to gets some points and crash a party eh? No need to be mean, let's all just relax."
Boxbot
"Rude? Yeah, that would be very counterproductive to be. Good on pointing out we shouldn't be that!"
Swine
"...I'm glad we're all upbeat."
Swine
"My last team hated each other. ;)"
Shoot
2024-12-23 19:30:04
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"Look, let's just go to that, 7 guy, he'd probably get in the way once O-6 gets here if we don't take care of him now."
Alabaster
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Alabaster
"SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO ARGUE ABOUT THEIR BAR TABS HERE!!!!!"
Boxbot
He gives a big thumbs up. To both Shoot and the aftik.
Swine
Swine shuts the fuck up. This guy was very loud and he had decided he disliked him.
Canine-7
"A bar is a very normal place to be noisy, it's quite alright. :V"
Alabaster
2024-12-23 19:31:03
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"YOU SHUT UP TOO, DOG!"
Shoot
"Gods I need a drink."
Canine-7
"I don't understand why you say dog like an insult, but that is quite alright. :V"
Alabaster
"None of you are getting a drink until my bar tab is settled, get in line!"
Dave
"Yikes.. I don't even need one but that's just plain rude."
Boxbot
Boxbot cheerfully gets in line.
Swine
Swine gets in line.
Canine-7
"Why not let us go first?"
Canine-7
"I just need to get a few drinks for the kind folks who are letting me sleep within their ship, and then I'll be out. :V"
Shoot
2024-12-23 19:52:22
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"Just pay the bill or steal what you want, what's the point of fucking arguing about it??"
Dave
"I agree with the boss.."
Herr
The bartender hisses.
Herr
"Kekekeki! If any of you want to steal, I'm going to show you what becoming anomalous dust feels like!"
Shoot
"...Guess Tiger's Claw takes all sorts, huh."
Dave
"Oh uh, count me out, sounds rough."

"Like sawdust."
Boxbot
"Stealing would be Incredibly rude, which I thought we established we would Not be, gang. Gosh!"

Boxbot turns his side to Swine, and gives him a light flicker, as if to indicate a smile. "At least some of us know how to maintain a Marketably Good Attitude!"
Swine
Swine fiddles with his hand a bit before putting a thumbs up in front of him. He had no clue what marketably was supposed to mean.
Boxbot
"Yeah! Just like that."

With that incredibly monotone line of encouragement, he turns back to waiting behind CL-7 in line.
Dave
2024-12-23 19:56:11
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Dave wonders why Boxbot is being so nice but maybe some people just are "... Eh whatever."
Sassafrass
"Ain't stealin' nothin' before so ain't got plans to now."

Everyone keeps waiting in line....but the aftik keeps arguing.

Swine
This guy is so loud. Swine really doesn't like him.
Canine-7
Canine-7 looks like he's about to blow up...... If you all keep waiting here, O-6 is going to reach the location before anyone can get anything setup.
Dave
Dave is waiting around, also in line.
Dave
"So how's the weather today?"
Shoot
Shoot goes up to Classless-7. "I think you'll have better luck later when this turkey isn't around. How about you leave for the hour?"
Canine-7
"Well I-"
Boxbot
Considering the time, and presumably what Shoot still wished to accomplish, Boxbot elects to Move chairs around. This is "setting up".

He sets them up, in a circular pattern, all facing the center of the tavern. He moves the tables behind the chairs, leaving the center of the room clear and able to be walked through.

A SWARM OF BEES IS SUMMONED BETWEEN CL-7 AND SHOOT.

Dave
"I dont think that's supposed to be there."

THEY SWARM AROUND THE AFTIK.

Dave
"Oh they like that guy! Sweet!"
Alabaster
"WHAT? BEES? WHY ARE THERE BEES AROUND HERE!!!"
Boxbot
"Simply Bee-cause!" Boxbot seems to automatically respond.

He chuckles to himself. Hey, that was a good one! He'll save it for other bee-related incidents.
Alabaster
Alabaster the aftik swats away some bees, only making them angry. "WARK WARK!! FUCK BEES!!!"

The aftik hops out of the tavern, bees swarming out.
Shoot
Shoot rears up at the bees, but settles back down again, and continues speaking to Cl-7 in a deadpan voice. "Look, there's some kind of bee infestation here. That's going to take a while to clean out. You should just leave."
Dave
Dave decides to ask Boxbot what they need to do to set up.
Boxbot
"I am not in charge of this. Ask Shoot once he is finished with his Interaction, it is Not my job to have to guide nor deal with you. Leave me be." He responds to Dave.
Dave
"Oh, coolio got it."
Canine-7
Canine-7 doesn't notice anyone because of the bee swarm and screaming aftik. "Oh...Oh dear how odd. :V"
Canine-7
"But it does appear that clears up the line! :V"
Canine-7
"Oh, but let me not be rude. Would any of you like to go first? :V"
Swine
"Not really."
Dave
"I think we should set up before drinks, any ideas?"
Boxbot
"How incredibly generous! That's exceedingly kind of you, but I think this group is more interested in the atmosphere of this establishment than speedily acquiring drinks." He waves, continuing to drag chairs into his decided pattern.
Shoot
"...No you can go first."
Swine
Oh right.

";)"
Canine-7
"Thank you! Now let's see........"
Shoot
"Box...bot, what are you doing with those chairs anyway? Look, it's just O-6. Just throw your animals at him and he'll be overwhelmed."
Dave
"Probably shouldn't underestimate an O-class..."
Boxbot
2024-12-23 20:05:06
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"I am making Ambiance. Like I said before, your initial assumptions seem insulting (though surely this is from misinformed info). If we set up an appealing stage, perhaps we can have a more sportsmanlike encounter!"
Boxbot
"I think it is Not worth underestimating a renowned opponent, from a Winning statistic perspective."
Dave
"Would ambiance help?"
Canine-7
"Oh dear.....hmmm....do you not sell soda? :V"
Canine-7
"Bubbly water? :V"
Canine-7
"Orange juice? :V"
Herr
"No." The tavern runner and Canine-7 keep discussing what drinks are available. O-6 is going to be here very soon.
Shoot
"Fine. If you want to 'setup' so much." Shoot stomps over to Kratos, still standing silently. "You, robot. Stand in front of O-6 when he comes in. Get in his way. Annoy him."
Dave
"I'll be in the corner over here, dont want to get in front of That guy.." Dave looks over at Kratos.
Kratos
Kratos is totally harmless.
Dave
"Dude looks like he could tear someone up!"
Shoot
"...Of course you're useless." Shoot thumps Kratos's side, then moves past him, to the last figure in the bar. The large metal figure. "There's going to be a fight here soon. Help us."
The Scavenger
"Ah. I am not much of a fighter. Especially to fights I do not know about."
Boxbot
Boxbot attempts to have Caffe Spice use its [Keen Eyes].
Not for a pet.
But for the nearest brand name vending machine of various beverages.

Caffe Spice looks around with [Keen Eyes]. It finds an old coffee machine in the back! It might still work.

Swine
Swine stares at Kratos, chances are he's gotten mauled before in a previous universe.
Boxbot
Boxbot asks.

"Bartender, proprietor, do you have Coffee you could provide this very cordial fellow?"
Herr
"If you want coffee, you're going to need to get it from the machine yourself."
Swine
He doesn't like him.

BEES ARE SUDDENLY SUMMONED ON SWINE. SWINE IS BEING ATTACKED BY BEES.

Swine
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
Dave
Dave watches over in the corner.
Swine
SWINE ORDERS LAMICE TO GET THEM OFF HIM.
Dave
"The bees like that guy too! Awesome!"

Lamice attacks the bees with [Ambush Predator!]

Swine rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +7. A 21 is rolled.

The bees are obliterated!

Sassafrass
"You know that looksss like it sssucksss. Oh. They got dessstroyed...nissse."
Dave
2024-12-23 20:13:53
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"So many bees! Wonder where they're coming from?"
Sassafrass
2024-12-23 20:22:52
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"Pretty good ssskillsss. Ssseemsss you notailsss train your pet well." Sassfras says to Swine.
Dave
2024-12-23 20:23:22
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"Notail bars are pretty awesome! So many bees!"
Swine
Swine breathes in place for a few seconds, calming himself down.
The Scavenger
"It is a shame my friend was scared off by bees. He actually would have sold his services to you."
Shoot
"...Of course he would've. Then stay out of our way and don't get involved."
The Scavenger
"I believe he left his laser behind, but do note, I do not approve of stealing."
Shoot
"..."
The Scavenger
"Ah, a small note, it is not a laser like one would typically think."
Boxbot
Boxbot begins preparing coffee for the notail, humming with the low buzz of his screen. He is Great at getting coffee, a skill from his days of interning that... He's grown so much from! What a tearfully character building memory to recover!
Boxbot rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.

Boxbot makes a lovely cup of coffee, the machine is still in working order!

Boxbot
Boxbot brings back coffee, and hands it to CL-7.

"There you are, friend! Whoever is having you guest on their ship is a lucky crew! You seem particularly amicable, and like a real go-getter!"

THE COFFEE IS BEING CHAOS ROLLED.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
Swine
"... ;)"
Boxbot
"..."
[Catherine OST Track 9 - Chopin Revolutionary Etude]
2024-12-23 20:27:13
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BOXBOT BECOMES A GIANT CUP OF COFFEE.

SOMEONE HAS SUMMONED BEES INTO THE COFFEE (BOXBOT IS NOW THE COFFEE).

O-6
O-6 HAS ARRIVED.
Canine-7
"....................."
Dave
2024-12-23 20:28:01
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"The bees like the coffee!"
Canine-7
Canine-7 takes out a piece of paper in his pocket, checks it over and mopes.
Boxbot
The coffee Sizzles.
Dave
"Yikes.."
Circe
"Hey there, I hope you folks remembered!"
Circe
"All contestants have their own goals."
Circe
"But if you're on a team, and you figure out the goal of the other contestant before they succeed, you can cancel and copy your goal to them instead!"
Circe
"Just know, you only have 2 guesses! And make sure to whisper your guesses too! Wouldn't want anyone to hear you!"
Circe
"Toodles!"
Boxbot
Glug Glug.
Sassafrass
"Pretty wild huh."
Dave
Dave seems to be happy about all the bees.
Dave
He's just waiting for someone to make a move now that O-6 is here.
Shoot
2024-12-23 20:34:56
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Shoot attempts to run over to Canine-7 and snatch the piece of paper out of his hand and read it.
Canine-7
2024-12-23 20:35:55
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"Hey!" Canine-7's paper is taken away. It states:

Goal: Offer O-6 a poisoned non-alcoholic drink.
Powers: You may veto the actions of a person up to 2 times.
Canine-7
Canine-7 takes his paper back! "Leave my goal alone! :V"
Shoot
"...Sure. Go for it! He's right there."
Canine-7
("Can you please not make it so obvious! Have some manners! I am still trying to obtain my drink! :V")
Canine-7
("Speaking of which....I guess I have to....use that man as a drink..... :V")
Dave
Dave just keeps staring at the large bee infested coffee... wow. That's a lot of bees...
Shoot
"I'm sure he'd be willing to take one for the team."
Canine-7
Canine-7 approaches Boxbot when there's a ding noise. He stops to check his paper for details. But something is happening to Boxbot....The coffee bubbles.......

"H-Huh???"
O-6
2024-12-23 20:37:42
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O-6 crawls out of the coffee! Boxbot has transformed into O-6!
O-6
"What the fuck is going on here? >:3" There are now two O-6's!
Box-6
2024-12-23 20:40:36
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"Who decided to ruin my purr-fectly good roast. >:3" Box-6 says.
Dave
"The beautiful allure of nature!"
Shoot
".....................................I hate this gameshow."
O-6
2024-12-23 20:41:19
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"Who the fuck ruined other me's coffee? >:3"
Box-6
2024-12-23 20:41:42
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"That was a damn fine caramel macchiato and I know none of you idiots have the motor skill to froth cream. I want names. >:3"
Canine-7
2024-12-23 20:41:58
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"It was......him! :V" Canine-7 points to Shoot!

BEES ARE SUMMONED IN FRONT OF SHOOT IN DEFENSE.

Swine
"....I hate.... Bees."
Dave
"Oh look the bees like him!"
Sassafrass
"Wow thossse beesss have perfect timing."
Box-6
2024-12-23 20:43:00
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"Fuck your bees! You think Bees can stop O-6? >:3"

Box-6 ATTACKS THE BEES, making an opening as best he can for O-6.
Box-6 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. A 13 is rolled.

The bees are slashed out the way!

Snow uses [Weasel Dance] on original O-6!

O-6
O-6 is not affected by [Weasel Dance] because no one else is on his team.
Dave
"The bees..."
Sassafrass
Sassafras wiggles her sleeve slightly. "Put the firssst O-6 to sssleep. [Sssnooze time]." She says to her snakevine.
O-6
O-6 is put to sleep though! He's snoozing!
Sassafrass
2024-12-23 20:49:16
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"...Wow O-6 looksss oddly cute sssleeping." She says, sashaying back and forth.

SOMEONE SUMMONED BEES ON O-6!!!!

Swine
Swine is watching this from a distance, happy that the bees aren't ON HIM THIS TIME WHAT THE FUCK.
O-6
The bees sting O-6, waking him up! "S-Shit, fuck!!! What the fuck is wrong with you people! >:3"
Dave
"Hey look they like him!"
O-6
"Oh right, I was going to maul someone. >:3" O-6 attacks Shoot!
O-6 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +6. A 20 is rolled.

O-6 grabs Shoot and throws him out of a window! Shoot is heavily damaged!

Box-6
Box-6 Watches. He holds no reservations about this attack.

"Man, look at that form, Impeccable. >:3" He mutters, flexing his own, O-6 shaped arm.
O-6
O-6 flexes with the other O-6. "Fuck yeah, we're looking good! >:3"
Canine-7
"Amazing work sir! Would you like to have a coffee? :V"
Box-6
"Oh, right. I can make another. Because right now I'm the best. >:3" Box-6 uses his second turn to Make Better Coffee. Stronger coffee.
Swine
Swine goes to pick up the left behind laser. He's a big guy, he can hold it, and at this point he sort of wants something big to swing around.

Axon goes in for an attack!

Shoot rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.

Axon worthlessly bounces off of O-6!

Dave
Dave calls for an [Encore]!

AXON GOES IN FOR ANOTHER ATTACK!

AND KNOCKS ITSELF OUT DUE TO [ENCORE]!

Shoot gains +20 from [Sacrificial Luck].

Shoot
"I hate all of you so much." Shoot draws a gun.
Canine-7
"Oh!......Uh......well....."
Box-6
He goes behind the counter, out of the fray, and attempts to use his O-6 powers to make the best coffee. He is single minded in this endeavour.
Canine-7
"Sir before we die wouldn't you like to drink a coffee first? :V"
O-6
"I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING DIE. IT'S JUST A GUN. >:3"
Box-6
"HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES, I'M STILL MAKING IT. YOU CAN'T USE THE ONE FROM BEFORE THAT ONE IS ON THE GROUND. O-6 DESERVES BETTER COFFEE. >:3" He shouts from behind the bar.
Canine-7
"If you say so... :V
HALT.

For Shoot, time basically stops. Someone on his team is not on his side, and he holds a gun, that if used on that person, will not only kill the person, but the real O-6.

If he messes up, he and a teammate will die in vain.

Shoot looks to Cloud, a [Smarty] for assistance.

2024-12-23 21:07:22
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There's a hint within those eyes, Shoot is sure of it. The hint is as follows:

• They have been affected by bees

Shoot
Shoot aims the weapon at Box-6. Whatever. He's done with this, one way or another.

Box-6 is shot......

He dies.....

And so does Shoot.

There is a ding of approval sound.

Circe
"CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING, SWINE!!!!"
Swine
"...What?"

He says holding the laser in his arms, fully ready to blast O-6 immediately afterwards.
Swine
"...Huh?"
Circe
"You saved O-6 from dying, yippie!"
Swine
"...I did?"
O-6
"This fucking sucks! Now I can't get coffee with myself! >:3"
Canine-7
"You can still have this coffee I got you! :V"
O-6
"Huh? Hey thanks, hound. >:3"
Swine
SWINE TRIES TO WADDLE OVER TO STOP HIM GETTING POISONED.
O-6
"Fuck off this is my coffee! >:3"

THE WALKING SNAKEVINE TURNS INTO O-6???

Sass-6
2024-12-23 21:11:51
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"Hey put down that shit coffee. We need to get some good stuff. >:3" Sassafrass says, turning into O-6.
Box-6
The other O-6 Lies dead on the floor. Mourn the fallen, brethren. I beg.
Dave
"Good goat!" He pets the goat.
Dave
Dave has been in the corner the entire time.
O-6
"Hmmmm fine. Let's get the good stuff! >:3" He pushes the coffee into Canine-7's hand and leaves with the newly transformed O-6.
Sass-6
"Only someone as great as us can know where the good shit is. >:3" And she is gone with him
Canine-7
"Sigh........" Canine-7 drinks the coffee.
Swine
Holy fuck.
Circe
"Uh...w-what!?!?!"
Canine-7
"What? This is faster than walking. :V"
CANINE-7 HAS DIED.
Circe
"BUT HIS GOAL WAS TO PROTECT O-6?"
Dave
("I should really try that out sometime.")
Circe
"Uh.....How about....we uh......go to commercials! Yeah!"
COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Circe
"Greetings, Shoot! You sure are lucky!"
Circe
"I was worried that people weren't going to use the "Turn into O-6" power I gave them!"
Circe
2024-12-23 21:23:21
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"Luckily for you, it seems you realized that you didn't have to kill the real O-6, just an O-6."
2024-12-23 21:28:06
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Goal: Kill O-6 without touching him.
Powers: You can summon a suspicious gun. This gun is very suspicious, in fact, you are 100% that this gun is actually a trap set into your inventory by another contestant. If you shoot the contestant you think planted this gun on you then O-6 will die. (Or so you think. I mean this gun is very suspicious! Does it really do that?)
Update: YOUR GUN IS NO LONGER SUSPICIOUS IT NOW WILL KILL ANYONE ON YOUR TEAM THAT HAS A GOAL TO PROTECT O-6. BUT YOU ONLY HAVE ONE BULLET.
Shoot
"Yeah, yeah. Thanks. Did anyone even trap that gun, or was that just fake?"
Circe
"I'm going to be honest, the gun was actually going to be a trap but uh..... Your teammates seemed to have realized that their goals were easier if O-6 didn't die, even though their goals weren't actually about protecting O-6! So I kind of made it easier!"
Circe
"Only one teammate had a goal to protect O-6, and that would be Swine! Good play out there Swine! You really made everyone believe you wanted O-6 dead!"
Circe
"Summoning bees on yourself was a smart move! It really made you look like you weren't the bee guy!"
Swine
"...They scared away the loud aftik. I thought they were nice."
2024-12-23 21:29:33
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Goal: Do not let O-6 die.
Powers: You may veto cancel up to 2 rolls. You can also summon as may bees as you want. (The bees are teamless.)
Circe
"Also Boxbot, sorry you had to die, but you were really good at praising O-6!"
Boxbot
"I aim to leave a good review!"
2024-12-23 21:30:20
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-08-04 11:14:22
Goal: Do not say or imply a single bad thing about O-6 or the union.
Powers: You can become O-6 for 2 turns, which gives you +6 to all attacks, +6 to defense, but if you kill O-6 during this you will be counted as "dead" (just 1 life) and O-6's death will not count.
Circe
"Sadly, I must say, the other two of you didn't praise O-6 enough to win. Better luck next time!"
2024-12-23 21:32:04
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-08-04 11:17:37
Goal: Do not say or imply a single bad thing about O-6 or the union.
Update: You cannot win it by just not saying anything about O-6. You must now say at least a few positive posts about O-6 or the union.
Powers: You may summon, and point a single chaos roll at someone. If this roll would kill O-6, it doesn't count.
2024-12-23 21:32:57
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-08-04 11:15:06
Goal: Do not say or imply a single bad thing about O-6 or the union.
Update: You cannot win it by just not saying anything about O-6. You must now say at least a few positive posts about O-6 or the union.
Powers: You can become O-6 for 2 moves, which gives you +6 to all attacks, +6 to defense, but if you kill O-6 during this you will be counted as "dead" (just 1 life) and O-6's death will not count.
Sassafrass
"Eh isss what it isss. You know it takesss me a minute to get back into the ssswing of thingsss."
Circe
"That's A-Ok you adorable walking snakevine, you'll do better next time!"
Circe
"Or else."
Circe
"Err, but, uh......Canine-7......."
Canine-7
"Mmhmm? :V"
Circe
"You know your goal was changed, right?"
Canine-7
"Yes. I summoned bees using my new powers after all that I got from Swine. :V"
Circe
"But you...tried to give O-6 the coffee anyway?"
Canine-7
"Ah well I'm a bit clumsy and forgetful. :V"
Circe
"Ok I can see that, but why did you drink the coffee afterwards?"
Canine-7
"To pass the time faster and avoid walking! :V"
Circe
"........................................................."
Canine-7
":V"
Circe
"Well that's all folks! See you next time!!!!!!"
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Swine
"...Oh right. Sign off. ;)"
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