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NOT MY BODY NOT MY CHILD
[A Good Day for Icecream - Wuppo]
2024-12-19 16:30:33
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Beakles had decided to return to the pop-up child's park in the woods. Beakles wasn't really supposed to be here, but what his sister didn't know wouldn't hurt her. He brought Mr. Sparkles with him, so he knew it would all be safe for sure!

The park was empty today. No one on the swings, or hogging the slides. There were a few odd marks here and there. There must have been some sort of party hosted here just before Beakles arrived.

Beakles' choice in what to play with first was interrupted by a hidden guest who rose from the top of the play castle.

"You're trespassing on the grounds of a monster! Are you a knight, or playing as a scared peasant? ;)"
Beakles
2024-12-19 16:35:59
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"Oh!"
2024-12-19 16:36:13
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Seeing his friend, he wanted to run up and say hi, but he also wanted to play too.

Beakles
2024-12-19 16:36:34
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"I'm just a peasant boy, I didn't know this was already claimed territory!"
Vodka
2024-12-19 16:37:19
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:03:32
"Well, you better run! Cause Vodka is training for her big part in a play!"
"Vodka is going to be a big horrible dragon, just like Vodka was born to be!"
Beakles
2024-12-19 16:37:53
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"Being a dragon sounds fun! Do you need help with your training?"
Vodka
2024-12-19 16:38:23
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"Oh, I need a lot of help! I need more people to train with!"
"The other people did not last long when Vodka tried to work with them."
"I'd be happy to help! What do you need me to do?"
"Weeeeeell, just stand right there! Vodka wants to test something.~"
[METAROOM - GOD RACE]
2024-12-19 16:41:56
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Posted by ID #74
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From the memories she held, she should have known something like this would happen. This..... Vodka, was the child of the other two that used to be in her body.

It was annoying, going through a photo album of a family that didn't feel like your own. Having little connection to them, but having a nagging voice (your own, thankfully) in the back of your head telling you, "you're in this body, you have to handle this situation."

Anomalous vibes? Check.
Strange out of place being? Check.
A "domain" of control? Check.
And of course, the distant fear constantly in the back of one's mind at all moments, invisible until thought of? Check.

The hoard was missing, but this was a dragon's lair. Why was she blessed with all these memories and a righteous motivation? Why couldn't she just walk away and become a bucture?

Sheila
2024-12-19 16:42:30
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:07:36
"Child...... I would move away. That's a dragon you are approaching. ;)"
"Mum? ;)"
"...Something along those lines. ;)"
"We're just playing as a dragon and peasant."
Beakles
2024-12-19 16:45:49
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Posted by ID #74
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"(Also, that's your mom?)" He gives a wave. "I'm Vodka's friend. It's nice to meet you."
Sheila
2024-12-19 16:48:29
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:09:09
"Oh, hoo ho ho.... You're playing it with a real dragon I am afraid, child. ;)"
"MUM'S BACK!!!!"
Vodka
2024-12-19 16:48:50
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:10:28
"Mum, where have you been, Vodka has missed you. Your friends gave Vodka to Barley, they have not been good babysitters!"
Vodka
2024-12-19 16:49:04
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:10:50
"Vodka will admit she has not been listening to what you have told her to do....... Vodka is a monster, just like father (adopted, twice removed) has said...."

Those are drag marks on the ground.....

"Barley is a good caretaker, but he has the same issue as me!......"
"He is not doing well......"
Beakles
2024-12-19 16:50:26
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"Is he okay? He was nice when I met him, so I hope he's not hurt."
2024-12-19 16:52:13
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Of many thoughts, of righteousness, of sorrow and many more to come, the thought of doubt can't help but shine and make her ask herself. Why doesn't she leave the dragon child with her new caretaker? Her parents are dead. Why should I care about their unfinished business?

Well, I have time to think about this. For now, prodding about who's "Barley" and making sure the alien child isn't eaten by the dragon is the objective. After this... I will figure out.
2024-12-19 16:53:37
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Posted by ID #74
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[A mask's laid, just for now. A stranger talks with another stranger.]

"I'm sure that I can help, oh, dragon! What happened with this... Barley, yes? To make him feel unwell?"
Vodka
2024-12-19 17:06:30
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:13:42
"An old lady ripped out Barley's guts, so he peeled apart her soul and verified it..... It was really cool, but Vodka knows it's not supposed to be cool."
"No one stops me when I rip out people's guts here........"
Her dragon hoard is a pile of guts isn't it?...
That's pretty metal.
Sheila
2024-12-19 17:07:47
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:14:06
It's cool, but I shouldn't say it is super cool in front of her.
"Sorry Beakles. I was going to rip out your guts too. I won't do it now though!"
"Unless you want me to rip out your guts. It'll be fun. You won't even die. Hoo hoo ho. ;)"
This fucking sucks! The guts are alive? She wants to see this.....
.........................
Beakles
2024-12-19 17:10:18
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"You're my best friend, but I do like my guts in my body for right now, sorry."
"You have confirmed to Vodka that your guts belong to her later."
This child sucks. I want to see some gut ripping now!
"Dear, knock it off. You know what I told you about impromptu organ surgeries. You don't even have a license. ;)"
"Uhm, can it be a good while later at least? I don't think Birdie would be happy if I came home without guts."
Sheila
2024-12-19 17:13:13
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Posted by ID #74
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"I will let you remove someone's guts later if you promise to never do it again until you're an adult, though. ;)"
"....................................................................."
Vodka flips a 2 sided coin. A 1 is flipped.
"Barley would let me remove guts now....."
"And, who is Barley? ;)"
[impatiently waiting - Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator]

The ground ripples and shifts as wires rise up.

Barley has grown to massive proportions. New devices and screens adorns his form.

The largest of the screens dwarfs the group as it flickers on.

"SALE? SALE! Computing ideal form..............."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 17:17:10
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Posted by ID #8
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"Product: VODKA is not for sale."
Vodka
2024-12-19 17:18:16
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:16:14
"Barley tried really hard, Mum........He tried really really hard!....."
"But it's in his nature....."
"And it is in Vodka's nature too......"
"CONsider this PRODUCT: Cekeki capsule."
"Do you accept THIS ONCE IN A LIFE TIME OFFER?????"
Zookeeper
2024-12-19 17:21:38
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"GOTTA!!! no.... HAVE IT?! please.... NEED IT!"
Oh, really? The two before me had a trauma about THIS?
Beakles
2024-12-19 17:22:26
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Posted by ID #74
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"Isn't that one of those weird shrimp things people like? I'm, uh, fine, I got Mr. Sparkles."
Vodka
2024-12-19 17:22:45
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"Barley tried so hard, Mum!"
Vodka
2024-12-19 17:22:56
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"If Barley couldn't stop himself..... then Vodka cannot either...... Vodka should just..... become what Vodka was born to be."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 17:23:45
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"CAPSULE ON SALE: 15,000p? no no!!!!!"
Barley rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 14 is rolled.

One of Barley's wires scratches his screen!

Vodka
2024-12-19 17:27:21
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:19:16
"Barley hates himself so much, Mum.... but he can't stop."
Beakles
2024-12-19 17:27:43
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"Is there any way to help him?"
"None. ;)"
Sheila
2024-12-19 17:28:34
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"It is sad but the truth, little dragon. One day you will be just like him, nothing can be done. It is in your nature. ;)"
"Mum?....."
"Of course, just like the kid that promised you organs for later..."
"It doesn't need to be now. It is up to you. Your choice to turn into a dragon now or live a few more years as yourself, with your identity. ;)"
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 17:29:50
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"HOpeeeeless? BUT WITH JUST A FEW PAYMENTS anything can be solved!"
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 17:30:08
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"Free sample!!!!?!?!"
2024-12-19 17:30:31
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IT'S A CLASH.

Barley rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.
Barley rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.

Barley grabs his own screen and rips it off!

"Vo-Vodka! D-don't give up! I'm not giving up!!!"
Vodka
2024-12-19 17:33:17
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Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:20:47
"But it will happen, Barley........ Mum said... maybe there was a way to avoid this..... but now I think she sees it's impossible."
"I believe you could find a way. I don't think you want to hurt like Barley is hurting. I don't want to see you like that and he doesn't either! I don't think you should give up. Even if its only a few years we could try something, anything!"
2024-12-19 17:34:54
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.........How could she give advice to a child she didn't know? The worst part is that.....

Princess always knew that the Radical would rip out of Vodka at some point. Yes, it would happen. But.... she had never told Vodka this. Was it out of love? Pity? Or actual hope? She wasn't sure about the motivations of Princess to lie, but now that Vodka knew the truth, she figured, it would be best to agree. To be honest. But maybe.... lies could be as strong as truths if believed enough?

Fake it until you make it. Even if she didn't believe in this. Vodka might.
Sheila
2024-12-19 17:37:12
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"Ho ho ho! Plus dear, how many times have I- M-mum's been wrong? ;)"
2024-12-19 17:37:37
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Saying mother out-loud feels... wrong. This is the first time I actually meet this kid. I'm no better than a con-man today, but hey... It isn't a sin to make a few white lies for the good causes on that limbo book, is it?

"You really think Vodka can improve? But Vodka...."
Vodka
2024-12-19 17:38:21
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:22:36
"Vodka already hurt a bunch of people........ She has already gone too far."
"Do you want to see the bodies?"
Yes.
YES......
2024-12-19 17:39:30
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNNNN HECKCCKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

"If you insist, show them. ;)"
"We're already this deep now, I'd see them too."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 17:40:30
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Posted by ID #74
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"N-NO, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM VODKA, DON'T SHOW THEM THE BODIES.... Y-You're already sorry about them!"
2024-12-19 17:40:58
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It's a clash!

Vodka rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. An 11 is rolled.
Barley rolls a 20 sided die. A 9 is rolled.
Vodka
2024-12-19 17:48:31
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Last edit: 2025-11-28 12:23:26
"I..... shouldn't....."
"But Vodka is going to show the bodies!"
"Shuuuuuuush......."

Vodka opens the door to the restroom. The inside is solid whispering guts.

"They're processing investments....."
Cursed be god, I almost wish this was my kid.
Beakles
2024-12-19 17:53:59
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Wow, that's pretty neat!

Then it hits him these are guts in a restroom and he gives a nod.

"Yep... very cool decor."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 17:55:00
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"Vo-vodka have you been piling up dead bodies... for me?"
"I'm sorry. I just wanted to help your job. You keep losing money....."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 17:56:04
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"W-zzzzttt"
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 17:56:16
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"FANTASTIC job voDKA!!!!!?!?!----We'll GET-"

IT'S A CLASH.

Barley rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 23 is rolled.
Barley rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.

All the screens on Barley short circuit and fry themselves! Barley has regained control of his mental state!

Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 18:00:53
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"You.... really made me a bathroom full of meat to help my investments............"
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 18:01:10
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"I mean.... Vodka, don't kill people for me!"
"They're not dead!"
"..........................."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 18:05:38
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(Is this worse??? Is this worse???)

Barley looks to the other two.

Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 18:07:14
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("Is that worse?!?")
(............)
2024-12-19 18:08:58
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Shelia looks at the kid.

Beakles
2024-12-19 18:09:12
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(" Uh...")
Beakles
2024-12-19 18:09:19
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(" I mean, at least they're not dead, so no?")
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 18:10:02
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("I.... I suppose it is better then.....")
"Vodka, I'm glad you didn't kill those people, but please don't turn people into bathrooms full of meat ever again."
Vodka
2024-12-19 18:12:42
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"Ooooh, ok Barley.... But do you at least want to hear what they decided?"
"Sure!"
"They said that Blockmons are going to fail. 99.999% chance!"
"..........................................."
2024-12-19 18:14:18
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In the back of his mind, he remembers what his father told him.

("Your little "Blockmons" are trash! They'll never take off! Just get into cekekis like me!")
"So what?"
"Vodka, people have been telling me Blockmons will fail forever."
"And they're right...."
"Don't you get what he's trying to say? ;)"
"That he's unrealistic?"
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 18:27:53
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FINE, OK, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK OF ME......
"Blockmons are going to happen! Because I've decided blockmons are going to happen!"
"I don't care what my dad-"
Vodka
2024-12-19 18:29:17
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"-and the bathroom meat."
"-have to say!"
"If it fails....."
"Like all the other investments you've made before this...."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 18:30:57
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"Then, at least I tried!"
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 18:31:31
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"I'm going to Fortuna!-"
"Metaphorically."
"Or I'll......"
"Die trying? ;)"
"Crawl back to dad and ask for a job......."
"Close enough. ;)"
Beakles
2024-12-19 18:41:14
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"Even then, at least you tried your best!"
"But what's important Vodka, is that I can always go back to dad."
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-19 18:42:17
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"There's no need to rush towards the worst outcome! It's better to stick in it!"
Vodka
2024-12-19 18:42:32
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"That's not a very good lesson for investment, Barley."

THE BATHROOM MEAT AGREES.

"But, you're right! Even if there's a 99.999% chance it'll go bad, Vodka sees no reason to not hold on!"
"There's always that 1%!"
2024-12-19 18:44:01
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THE BATHROOM MEAT REMINDS YOU THAT IT IS ACTUALLY 0.001 PERCENT.

Beakles is like ten and is behind in math, he did his best. This is why we kept bathroom meat around.

"And as long you believe and strive for it, you'll arrive in your own Fortuna. (metaphorical) ;)"
"Thank you everyone...."
Vodka
2024-12-19 18:46:02
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"Vodka was so sad that she failed as soon as she lost Mum......"
Vodka
2024-12-19 18:46:26
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"But Vodka will try harder now! Vodka will not become a dragon, just like Mum asked her not to!"

The Radical Has Been Tamed!

2024-12-19 18:47:12
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"Anyway Mum, can we replace Dad (adopted) with Barley?"
"..............................................................."
"Bye! ;)"
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