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STORY

A PLAY FOR THE CROWD
[Battle! (Team Dim Sun Grunt)[Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia]]

A crew of people with tubuchicks (and one poor sucker fused to an anomalous mallon) checked out the latest event activities.

There was an AI offering hints.

Someone who was clearly the indie famous Missy Wissy.

And it appeared that the event hosts were asking some people to get on stage for a play of sorts.

A big robot tromps into view! It's Apmeke V0! They do a little twirl and make a peace sign.

"Beep boowooop! Alright Lovers and Lovelies! It's time for Hopeless Heartthrob Adventure 2!!!"
"Dedicated to my boyfriend from Adventure 1."
That poor sucker looks toward the group, brought in to help guard the various tubuchicks. He's looking forward to some credit cards later......though that might be the rat thoughts talking.

"So, what's the plan? Where are we herding these chicks?"
"Beep boop! Chick picking up is my specialty!"
Beeatrix twirls into view with a flourish of her robes right next to Ampeke, "A Adventure coop'd by none other then Beeatrix Majidaunt!"
Abyssal gently squeezes the tubuchick in her claws curiously, before petting it.
Solstice
2024-12-16 15:32:23
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"squeak! squeak squeak!"
"I mean the literal tubuchicks on the ground, I'll leave the romance to you."
Beeatrix gives a heave as she lifts up her Blue Tube Chick for everyone to see, "Thank you for inviting me to walking TB here. I, a level 68 Wizard/Cleric/Beastmaster, is always happy to help the community and join in on social gatherings."
Abyssal slowly walks over to Beeatrix and hugs her side. She too is happy.
Beeatrix gives Abyssal a pat, "Good to see you are good and healthy, Abyssal!"
"Pow pow poow!"
Apmeke eyes the mallons with the kind of savage hunger only a level twenty shipper knows. They look so cute together.

"We're on a Love Quest so all the chicks are coming along for fun and love!"
Solstice
2024-12-16 15:35:53
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Solstice nuzzles his tubuchick! He and his tubuchick are gonna be the best love questians ever!
"And everybody knows the best place to find love is the opera! It's all they sing about! Boop! Stage away!!!"
Sadly for the shipper, one of them is already happily taken. When they aren't a rat, anyways.
"To the stage it is."
The team heads to the stage. A small crowd has gathered to watch two people reenact a piece of a script. Sadly the crew has came too late to be apart of the cheer. After a winner is decided the birds ask more people to come on stage.
"Try your luck! Check out your skills!"
"Remember, if you lose, we can just improve your skills, it's just that easy!"
Beeatrix gives a wave towards the birds, "Oh! It is the bird priests! Hello and greetings! Having a open house night with improv acting?"
"Ohmygodsthebirdsarehere."
"Are you familiar with them?"
"NO NO. WE'RE JUST SHOUTING ON A STAGE FOR NO REASON."
"WHAT MADE YOU EVER THINK THAT WE WERE DOING IMPROV?"
Beeatrix shrugs to the birds and tells them, "I don't know. Seems fun! If you arn't doing that however. What is the script being rehearsed?"
Poetnix
2024-12-16 15:50:26
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"It's sarcasm."
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2024-12-16 15:51:44
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Solstice is simply divine at acting. He's in his element. "Squeak!"
"Improv! Improv! Beep boop. I... It's not improv but I have a gift!"
"I made it two days ago so it may be out of date bwooop. But here it is!"
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"A gift? Let me see-"
"Shipping chart!"

All of the birds are stopped in their tracks as they view the chart.

Abyssal curiously looks around the stage.
Beeatrix just keeps smiling in reply to her seeming to mistake sarcasm for genuine dialog. She does not wish to interrupt Ampeke's art display. Hopefully the birds enjoy it more then Abyssal's last artpiece...
……..
……..
Oh no…..

The paper hovers slightly in the air before being ripped apart by forces unknown.

Poetnix
2024-12-17 13:25:34
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"Disgusting."
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2024-12-17 13:25:52
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"Who said you could write something like that?"
Beeatrix acts sad over this, "Oh no!"
"I."

Strings attract to Apmeke.

[議論 -HOPE VS DESPAIR-]
"Wha- whaaaaa! Boop!"
Poetnix
2024-12-17 13:29:01
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"THINK THIS IS FUNNY, PIECE OF SHIT? YOU GOING TO JUST, WRITE YOUR OWN STATE OF EXISTENCE FOR ME?"
"State of what now?"
Poetnix
2024-12-17 13:30:45
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"Lets see what the crowd has to say about this......"
Beeatrix
2024-12-17 13:31:14
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Beeatrix is confused but concerned for Ampeke's safety. She cries out to the birds, "Hey! Those strings don't look safe. You could accidently choke them with those!"
Abyssal perks up, peeking over the stage at her friends.

A play has started, and the audience demands the public admission of a horrible fact!

Cyb
2024-12-17 13:32:48
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....sigh. It's always anomolies.
Beeatrix attempts to buzz to the edge of the stage and pull herself up with a big, "Hup!"
"GIVE THE CROWD WHAT THEY WANT! THEY SCREAM FOR YOU TO ADMIT A HORRIBLE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF!"
"Ruin! Your! Character!"
"Boop! Bad birds!"
Apmeke shakes her head.
"This is not love! Go boyfriend! Teach them the meaning of love!"
Apmeke drops the cardboard cutout she's been holding onto the stage.
Abyssal scurries on stage as Beeatrix does so as well, claws clambering on the stage.
"Oh that one's easy!"
"Everyone always runs away screaming when I tell them I'm a robot!"
"Usually after smooching them ten times. Boop."

The crowd is not impressed.

Beeatrix is more confused by Ampeke and says, "That is... Rather forward of you??"
How scandalous…!
"THAT WAS BARELY ANYTHING."
"Is that really what impressed you?"
Solstice can't believe….. Apmeke is a robot!!!!
"Well duh! I'm a robot! Like clock thing or whatever! I think I also caught gingivitis. Boop."
"You caught gingivitis? As a robot?"
"The crowd hated your conf-"
"Wait what did you just say?"
"Robo gingivitis."
"THE OTHER THING YOU IDIOT."
Abyssal looks around at everyone. Everything seemed very dire a second ago, now the tone seems to have shifted.
Beeatrix is just paused on the edge of the stage, looking onwards at the situation and questioning if it is even dangerous or just some game of truth or dare... Anomaly priests were dangerous! But this seemed fun and silly.
"Boyfriend?"
"Wow you want to be boyfriends already? Taking it a bit fast. Boop."
"Well if you're not going to admit your horrible fact. I guess we're just.....going to need to change you."
"TEN SECONDS TO ADMIT TO YOUR HORRIBLE FACT OR YOU'RE DONE-ZO!!!!!!"
Beeatrix speaks up like a white knight and says, "That is rude!"
"Ohhhh you meant the clockwork thing."
"Yeah that usually gets me banned from dating apps. Beep.
"Safe clockwork, or...?"
Beeatrix says happily, "I hope safe. She hugged me earlier!"
"Nobody is safe from love!"
"Maybe you'll think twice now before trying to change the course of history with your disgusting writings."
"Surely nothing will go wrong if we release her now."
"Go boyfriend! Deploy your secret pet!"
Apmeke tosses out an old newspaper clipping.

The wires let Apmeke go!

Clockwork…. Why he's never seen a clockwork before! How exciting!
He hopes it's contagious!
"Anyways thanks for letting me go! Beep boop!" Apmeke attempts to kiss the blue bird.
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2024-12-17 13:47:19
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Beeatrix attempts to get on stage again to potentially provide wizardly support when the bird priest shoots her down.
[Dual Destinies OST: 1-25 Florent L'Belle ~ Je suis L'Belle]

A raven lands on Apmeke's boyfriend, who is, as mentioned before, a flat piece of cardboard.

"Forgotten again, a fool's play! To the winner a reward! Quoth the raven."
Poetnix
2024-12-17 13:51:11
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"Oh shut up."
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2024-12-17 13:51:42
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Beeatrix points at the green bird and says, "That wasn't nice, either."
"Writing is as real as life, should enough attention be brought to it. Quoth the raven." The raven writes on Apmeke's boyfriend. The ink sinks into its cardboard body, and suddenly....he is alive.
"Guess that's one way to get a date."
"There shall be no greater joy than bringing fiction into reality. Quoth the raven."
"EUGH."
"It's going to be a really bad look when your boyfriend sees you trying to kiss me..."
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2024-12-17 13:53:24
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Beeatrix perks up upon hearing the purple bird speak, "Oh! That is right! Ampeke! Stop trying to make out with the bird priest who's name I don't know. Your boyfriend's been animated with unknown anomalous magic and might get Jealous!"
Cyb shrugs
"Guess it depends if the now real boyfriend is polygamous."
Solstice tries to scramble onstage! How is it possible to make cardboard alive?
Beeatrix is also confused how it managed to supposedly bring cardboard to life... Might be something worth investigating. But, she is getting the idea these bird priests might not be so nice.
"I have many boyfriends! Besides you're already married to the meat man! Beep boop!"
"This is your final warning. Stop making stories about me before I'm forced to silence you."
"Fiction as real as reality. The pen is mightier than the sword. Quoth the raven."
"Considering your pen can make cardboard real men, I won't doubt that."
"Wrrr... Im not making stories about you! You're perfect the way you are!"
Solstice tries to nudge the cardboard with his paw, wondering if it'll react.
"YOU ARE MAKING UP STORIES ABOUT ME. THAT STUFF, THAT CHART YOU WROTE WAS FICTION."
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2024-12-17 13:56:42
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Beeatrix doesn't think this is a stageplay anymore at this point.
She sees the birds getting mad about fanfiction being made up about them and feels Ampeke is being slightly rude, but that is out of ignorance while the birds have gone as far to force them to deluge private information in retaliation. Not very nice at all.

She takes her time to watch the situation instead, hat brim tilted slightly lower.
Cyb isn't being paid enough to mess with anomalies that can mess with people. He's watching too.
"Fiction? Boop? I drew it after seeing your awesome play! I was busy eating during half of it though so I mighta missed something."
"She's trying to make her headcanons reality."
"That's it. She gets the book!"
"Oooh! Maybe you have a secret romance! No wonder bastard is here! He's trying to steal your husband!"
"Watch out meat man!"
Beeatrix gives a shout, "Don't throw books at Ampeke please! You can just calm down... Maybe have some tea?"
"Credit cards, perhaps?"
The red bird jumps on Ampeke and....pulls out a book from her. Ampeke is unable to think, becoming a husk of herself. "Now now, lets see what we can change her."
"Squeak squeak!"
"Oh! We're showing off cool stuff? Here ya go!"
Apmeke tosses the moldy chicken at the meat man.
Poetnix
2024-12-17 14:01:18
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"Oh look here! Look here!"

The puppet pulls out a paper that says "Ampeke is a joyful marsue clockwork that loves love and has many lovers."
Note to self: Don't mess with the birds.
Beeatrix
2024-12-17 14:01:57
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"Don't do it, bird Priests! I can pick up the context clues here. You really should not be messing with people's stuff! Especially strange anomalous tomes you pull out of people."
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2024-12-17 14:02:10
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Abyssal is really confused why there was a book inside Apmeke.
"With a little edit, we'll make it better. Lets see how you like our fanfiction!!!!!"

The puppets write all over the paper, leaving it now saying "Ampeke is a joyful marsue clockwork that loves love and has many lovers. That was until the day all her lovers got together and broke up with her at once. She then started to hate love, becoming enraged when she saw it, and her rage would start with her newest boyfriend, freshly brought to life."
The book is tossed back into Ampeke. She gets a message on her phone, and then a few more.

Everyone has broken up with her.
"Wow... bwoop..."
"Well time to do what I always do... boooo..."

"Binge eat!"
"Poor plot twist. Forced, unpalatable. Quoth the raven." The raven flies away.
"Oh! Whoops looks like he wasn't after your husband after all!"
"You are offended, but changing the information in people's private diaries is mean. They might not have another copy!"
"Sorry, but she nearly killed me. It's all I could do!"
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2024-12-17 14:14:48
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Beeatrix is confused by what they just did and why Ampeke is suddenly looking rather sad. She does not enjoy seeing people sad.

Beeatrix wields her staff and asks more of the yellow bird priest, "How does harmless fanfiction kill people? It is just fanfiction. It can't kill people unless it is placed in a thick enough tome and drops from a high height... Can it?"
"Eligable. Bachelor."
Apmeke is now infatuated with the raven.

EXCEPT THE BOOK WITHIN YOU SAYS SHE HATES LOVE.

SO SHE ACTUALLY WANTS TO EAT AND MAUL THE RAVEN.

THIS IS NOT A TYPICAL LOVE. IT'S AN AGRESSIVE HATE LOVE.

"Sorry what was that again? I was thinking of cheap meats."
Apmeke slowly turns towards the meat man.
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2024-12-17 14:20:00
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Beeatrix turns her attention away from the bird priests and buzzes over to Ampeke, "Ampeke! Are you alright?"
Apmeke pats her stomach. "Nah. I'm starving."
"IF SOMEONE LIES ABOUT YOU, AND ENOUGH PEOPLE BELIEVE IT. IT IS REALITY!!!!!"
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2024-12-17 14:18:13
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"EVEN IF IT'S A FUCKING LIE."
Beeatrix looks over back towards the birds and says very seriously, with a slight apidee tinge of bubbly persona, "No."
"Hey. Boop."
"You guys are cool, right? Beep boop."
"Squeak squeak!" Solstice is oh so curious about everything that's happening. Who are these birds?
Abyssal is listening to everyone. She is so confused and trying to understand.
"You wouldn't mind if I did something like try to eat a chicken right?"
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2024-12-17 14:24:33
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"I don't think arguing with the birds who just pulled a book out of someone is a great idea. I'd recommend changing topics for your own safety."
Solstice trots over to abyssal. "Squeak?"
"Pow poow?" She seems to only vaguely understand what's happening. They are using a lot of big words.
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2024-12-17 14:25:49
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Beeatrix then ignores the bird priests and comforts Ampeke, "I would rather you not consume my Tubechick, but I am happy you seem to be alright after having your diary written in by the birds."
"Do you wish for us to prove you wrong?"
"I'll need no book to edit your history."
"A lie can ruin a life."
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2024-12-17 14:27:14
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"Its ruined mines before."
Interviewer is snapping pictures. Now that you can ambulate this is going straight on Notube.
Abyssal does look around to see what time it is Wondering just how late it is..
Apmeke drools and nibbles a bit on the fake pet.

"Mmm cardboard."
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2024-12-17 14:30:24
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Beeatrix holds a strong sense of disagreement and tightly clutches one of her 4 pairs of hands.
She gives a sigh and tells the birds, "I have nothing to prove to you. Should you perhaps, be under some less pressuring moment or mood. We can sit down and have a nice discussion about my past or why your views may be wrong. It would also give you a chance to change my own mind too and we could both grow as intelligent individuals through discourse."
"It's clear to me you've never had your life ruined by a lie."
Beeatrix tells the birds, "I won't tell you another word about my past. You already have manipulated one person into deluging their secrets on a stage."
"Lies are as real as truths if enough people believe it."
"That will always be true."
"Okay time to eat boyfriend."
"....oh."
Apmeke opens up her stomach cavity, metal teeth glimmering inside and tosses the fresh pon in there.
"This tastes like tofu."
"This is the worst day of my life boop."
Eat the cardboard! Eat the pon! Eat all of your enemies! And yet, all that comes out is "Squeak!"
"Can I eat meat man now?"
"Don't try to tell me "but it will always be a lie to you." When the crowd is booing, I'm sure the lies will be just as true to you in that moment."
"Anyway, here's your prize for being in a play. Try not to eat it all at once!"
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2024-12-17 14:38:38
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Beeatrix will actually start ignoring the birds now and tells them, "I am done with this conversation, bird priests. We can have this discussion later after I comfort my friend whom you manipulated."
Apmeke just sneaks over while Mister Perfect is busy talking and tries to bite meat man.
"MMMmeat."
Beeatrix turns around to look at the scene before her and asks, "Where did the pon go?"
Cyb merely points toward Apmeke.

"Eaten by the clockwork."
"Oh sugar honey iced Tea, what in lord jesus's holy domain is Ampeke doing!"
"YOU ACT LIKE YOU KNOW US. BUT YOU DON'T."
"WHEN YOUR LIFE IS NOTHING BUT LIES, FICTION IS ALL YOU GOT!!!!!!"

Someone, invisable starts pulling the curtains on the birds.

"NO I'M DONE. LET ME AT THIS STUPID DUMB BEE."

The play is shut down by an invisible force. The crew are all kicked off stage.

"Nooo! My cheap meat!" Apmeke lunges for the meat man.
Abyssal thumps on the floor, horribly confused.
Beeatrix does a flip and hits the ground, her robe flipping over the top of her head like a blanket.
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Ampeke pulls back the curtains but finds all the birds hanging from lights on the stage, inactive.

They......look dead to her.....but something tells her they're not.

Her clockwork senses does not sense anything within them.

Cyb helps pick up Beeatrix, helping to dust off her robe.

"Be careful out there."
Beeatrix staggers onto her feet and pulls the bottom of her robes off her head so she can see again. "Woah! I'm alright!"
...
...

A FORCE TELLS AMAPEKE TO GET AWAY FROM THE HANGING BODIES.

AS IF TOUCHING THEM WOULD RESULT IN A HORRIBLE DEATH.

"Oh! Right! I had a new shipping chart to make!"
Beeatrix glances around and asks, "Is everyone alright?"
With a nod of his head, he squeaks out confirmation.
"Besides the fact that I am part mallon right now and a clockwork just ate someone, yes."
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2024-12-17 14:51:02
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Beeatrix gets the feeling something bad is going to happen and calls out, "It is in my wizardly wisdom that we should perhaps take the treasure left here and leave. Those bird priests appears quite angered."
Beeatrix rubs her bruised head, "I do hope they reach out to me for a chat. They seemed like they have problems. But then again, don't all wizards have issues?"
"I don't think they will. Let us depart before anyone makes the birds any more angry."
"Pow pow?" Abyssal holds up her tubuchick to Beeatrix. She thought they were doing something with them.
Solstice looks over at Abyssal, and picks up his tubuchick too with his mouth gently.

With that, the play is ended.

...
"And there!"
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