STORY

STORY

SOMETHING UNSLIGHTLY

Not too far away from the hohun's makeshift market, you spot a stocky extral, seated at a sewing machine and glaring daggers at you as you walk past. He seems familiar.

Seven
2024-12-17 19:50:14
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-19 15:10:14
"........."
"...Quit staring at me."
Seven
2024-12-17 19:50:43
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2025-11-17 02:29:47
"I'm not as big a' fan with capitalizing on my personal worth as much as the next guy, but, y'know... boss lady told me I could use this as an opportunity to have a "healthy outlet" of sorts."
"You people keep dressing your pets up with random shit you find on the floor. Like, that's cool and all, I respect that. I do. You ever think about the hands behind your collars or whatever?"
"I'm taking commissions. Gotta get my money's worth out of this company sewing machine. Throw me a request, and some spare change, i'll put together something nice for you."
"Oh, but do note that after you order an item, it may appear in other locations. To make for that we'll be giving you 5 copies of the item you order!"
"You might be wondering how this is possible. Well 10 years ago I found a most amazing object!"
2024-12-17 19:52:18
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2024-12-17 19:52:49

The hohun, T-4613709 holds out a blue and red orb.

"You see when I put items into this strange item container it-" He places an arise bow into the container. As you w--at--?!?----
[GLitch]
G?#?$23
2025-11-17 02:31:00
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2025-11-17 02:33:01
Seriously? This delay, man.
You think it has to do with the farming modification?
Dude give me 5 secs I'm going to throw all the flower pots out the ship.
A bunch of copies of the item fly out of the orb. Some of their colors have been changed.
"No idea why it does this!"
"Wonder what Limbo god created this. It's so useful!"
"At least I'm sure it's anomalous."

He nudges one of the collars away with his foot.

"...Yeah, uh, the... the anomaly balls are cool, man."
"At least... some of them are purple now. Purple fabric is kind of expensive..."
"BUT hey, purple, green, silver, whatever you want, I can do it. I'm good at this stuff."
Seven
2024-12-17 19:57:00
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Posted by ID #8
Last edit: 2025-11-17 02:31:57
"Just please skim the rules before any funny business. Check it."
===END OF UPDATE===
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