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CLOSING INTERVIEWS▼
CLOSING INTERVIEWS
[Dual Destinies OST: 2-18 Ace Attorney 5 ~ End]
10 Years Later...
Zookeeper
"Oh yeah, Big Bizz Productions is still going strong!"
Zookeeper
"Granted Bizz did go into debt just like I predicted so I had to you know...."
Zookeeper
"Have a hostile takeover."
Zookeeper
"Now Big Bizz Business is doing better than ever!!!!"
Zookeeper
"During that whole event, I learned an important lesson....."
Zookeeper
"Turning your cekeki artists into hunks of meat to feed a machine is a bad idea. After all it is our darling cekeki artists who saved us in the end."
Zookeeper
"That is why we're finally introducing a brand new benefit, yes that's right!"
Zookeeper
"Healthcare!"
Cekeki
"Kikikikikiki!!!"
Zookeeper
"Why feed your already transformed artists to the machine when you can keep them alive as long as their little bodies can hold up?"
Zookeeper
"It's basic math! Give them healthcare and they'll never leave you!"
Zookeeper
2024-12-16 10:22:08
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2024-12-16 10:22:15
"Because if they left the universe would hit them with a bill so thick they'll have to choose between generational debt or death!!!!"
Zookeeper
"So enjoy your healthcare!"
Zookeeper
"*Dental not included."
Zookeeper
"If you want dental how about brushing your dang teeth twice a day?"
Zookeeper
"Anyway, as you know. I will be leaving, yes, it's true!"
Zookeeper
"Me and the machine have other things to do. This place is too big to fail........"
Zookeeper
"And I have hhhh....other places I want to be....other...art to see."
Zookeeper
"Originally, I was going to give Big Bizz Business to my son, Barley Bonekeeper."
Zookeeper
"But he hates big businesses or something like that."
Barley Bonekeeper
"Big businesses can never hope to create the artwork and passion seen in the independent artist's eye."
Zookeeper
"He seems unable to accept that he's a complex algorithm meant to pretend it cares, and that he too, is part of the machine."
Zookeeper
"That's what I get for using the left over pelt of some homeless artist that turned himself into a masterpiece!"
Zookeeper
"He's apparently going to go to the moon with some apes?"
Barley Bonekeeper
"It's a phrase that denotes that I have invested in-"
Zookeeper
"Because you are a failure to me, and because I do not want you to use all of Bizz Business' money on roximurs with sunglasses, I have instead decided to give up my company to my better son, Rye!"
Zookeeper
"*Adopted."
Rye
2024-12-16 10:28:09
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-17 14:17:43
"I'll make sure Big Bizz Business stays strong, dad! 'w'"
Zookeeper
"Now I'm free to take the machine to other planets and begin-"
Barley Bonekeeper
"Your hostile artistic take over and corruption of the moral understanding of the productions of emotional and cultural understanding?"
Zookeeper
"-and begin to never talk to you again!"
Zookeeper
"Bye Rye! Barley is your problem now!"
Rye
"Barley? 'w'"
Barley Bonekeeper
"Let me guess, because we're related by adoption you're about to engage in social nepotism and promote me to a CEO?"
Rye
"No, I'm firing you. 'w'"
Barley Bonekeeper
2024-12-16 10:32:10
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Last edit: 2024-12-16 10:32:26
"Ah."
Barley Bonekeeper
Barley looks to Zookeeper.

"Dad?"
Zookeeper
"Don't worry Barley. You can rejoin the family when you finally figure out how to make that algorithm commit a hostile planetary takeover!"
Zookeeper
"How long is that going to take? 10 more years?"
Zookeeper
"Oh well, see you whenever you finally get that working!~"
O-4
"I can't stop thinking about all those prisoner's who are gone now.... I guess in the end it was for the best..."
O-4
"The Notail Union really couldn't get it's fucking planet back after we fucked up."
O-4
"Turns out becoming a technological wonder also meant gaining a load of fucking anomalous weapons. :)))"
O-4
"I have to admit, at least Zookeeper kept his promise."
O-4
"Even if it was just to benefit himself. :)"
O-4
"Once we moved planets. We got folks with Prison planet flags, people making the movement their entire identity. Selling Prison planet merch with proceeds going to improving the system, and even volunteering for once! :)"
O-4
"No more bombings, A-classes rerouted to another location, and we're even in talks of getting an early release program........."
O-4
"....but it's all just fake isn't it? Our issues are just trendy right now....."
O-4
"I guess if being trendy and fake is what it takes for aliens to care......"
O-4
"We'll be trendy and fake!~ :)))))"
O-4
2024-12-16 10:37:01
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Last edit: 2024-12-16 10:37:17
".........I fucking hate aliens. :)"
Zookeeper
"Say it loud say it proud!!! #IHateAllAliens!"
Zookeeper
"The privileged love it when you be mean to them!"
Zookeeper
"I have never felt more joy in my life than selling an art piece called "I hate outsiders" to an alien for 1 billion points."
Zookeeper
"Thinking about it hanging on that person's wall right now....sniff.....brings a tear to my eye."
Zookeeper
"As a reminder, if you haven't donated to Prison planet, make sure to engage in the charity event this evening!"
Zookeeper
"My old body is on sale!"
O-4
"I was wondering why you were so short. :)"
Zookeeper
"Babe! We got the mammal demographic in the palm of our hands! Time to stop appealing to that weirdos and appeal to the newest incoming demographic...."
Zookeeper
"People who are really into insects!"
O-4
"You ever wake up feeling like a roach the universe wants to step on? :)"
O-4
"That's me everyday. :)))))"
O-5
"Don't know why you're interviewing me, mate. I don't remember shit from the prison planet takeover. uvu"
O-5
"Heard all the prisoners got killed, which sounds like a win for everyone. uvu"
Bizz
("Dude, talk about the moment you killed yourself in a sacrifice, people loved that part!")
O-5
"Mate, I don't remember that part cause I was busy being dead. uvu"
O-5
"And it only happened to avoid an anomaly takeover and nothing else. uvu"
Bizz
("Are you really sure you don't want to say anything about your son?")
O-5
"One. He was adopted. uvu"
O-5
"Two.-"

The screen cuts to black as O-5 kicks the camera.

Vodka
2024-12-16 10:47:06
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Last edit: 2024-12-16 10:47:27
"Ehehehehehe! You look pretty hurt there. Do you need help? ;)"
Vodka
2024-12-16 10:47:19
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2024-12-16 10:47:31
"Looks like my dad* (*Twice adopted!) did a number on your friend there! ;)"
Bizz
"Holy-"
Vodka
"No speaking the names of the gods here!~"
Vodka
"You might summon something horrible, ehehehehee! ;)"
Bizz
"D-dude......no....."
2024-12-16 10:52:10
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Last edit: 2024-12-22 21:57:11
Apollo v1
"Yeah, my body is pretty dang sweet!"
Apollo v1
"Frankly I can't even watch that old broadcast. Eugh. I only agreed to this interview because I wanted to show everyone that I committed to doing this shit!"
Diana v1
"My brother is no quitter."
Apollo v1
"I get that from my sister."
Apollo v1
"I actually told Greek Apollo about all of this...."
Apollo v1
"And that motherfucker told me, "That's a bit weird, but you do you, live your life!""
Diana v1
"You are far superior to him."
Apollo v1
"After hearing that shit, I nearly picked another body, but you know what, I just made a few personal updates to make it more me."
Apollo v1
"I got these awesome horns and a cape!"
Diana v1
"I recommended them."
Apollo v1
"I might have went back to Greek Apollo against my better judgement....."
Diana v1
"And mine."
Apollo v1
"And he told me "Wow, those cape and horns look cool! But aren't you worried they get caught on something?""
Apollo v1
"The nerve of this man for challenging my style......"
Apollo v1
"Wait till he finds out what I've done to his next battery pack....."
Diana v1
"Brother......we are on live television."
Apollo v1
"....................................................."
Apollo v1
"Shit!"
2024-12-16 11:01:56
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Last edit: 2024-12-22 21:56:39

The credits of the movie start to roll.

Zapp
"I ain't even fuckin' finish dyin'!!!!"
Bizz
"I'm going to be honest I thought your mission in the living world would be over by the time the credits to Revenge of the Tallgoats 5 started."
Zapp
"I can't finish dyin' cause we haven't finished Revenge of the Tallgoats 2.5!"
Barley Bonekeeper
"I am officially rating Revenge of the Tallgoats 5 as a poorly produced movie."
Barley Bonekeeper
"I'm not sure what lesson was supposed to be learned by the machine take over at the end. There was also a lack of Tallgoats in the film."
Bizz
"It's...."
Bizz
"A documentary?!?"
Barley Bonekeeper
"The highest I can give it is a 3 out of 10 for poor moral lessons, a celebration of violence, and overall poor artistic choices."
Bizz
"IT'S A DOCUMENTARY!!!!"
Zapp
"Told you we should have did Revenge of the Tallgoats 2.5 before Revenge of the Tallgoat 5."
Bizz
"Zapp...man I'm so sorry I got you kicked to death by O-5 for some after credit's scene."
Bizz
"For a movie that's only getting rated...."
Bizz
"3 OUT OF 10 BY MORON CRITICS!"
Barley Bonekeeper
"2.5."
Bizz
"What?!"
Barley Bonekeeper
"Your own personal admission of crew being harmed on set lowers the score on personal morals alone."
Zapp
"Bizz, critics are stupid man! What matters is that we think it's a masterpiece in the end!"
Zapp
"You liked Revenge of the Tallgoats 8, right?"
Bizz
"One of my best works!"
Zapp
"Then that's all that matters, I mean, after rent and food anyway. Don't worry, you got a fanbase that's goin' to love your shit."
Zapp
"Plus when we finish Revenge of the Tallgoats 2.5, it's all going to fit in place!"
Bizz
"But if we work on Revenge of the Tallgoats 0...."
Zapp
"Bizz I gotta die someday!"
Bizz
"Yeah yeah......"
Bizz
"Revenge of the Tallgoats 2.5, coming to the big screens next year!!!"
Bizz
"....................................................."
Bizz
("Barley, can you ask your dad to give us funding?")
Barley Bonekeeper
"I've been disowned."
Bizz
"What the blue hell are you even useful for!?!?!"
Zapp
"I think we've all been askin' that for the last 10 years."
END
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