"Fuck Zapp, and fuck fake fans who want to use me!"

"We're making history out here, this show has bigger and fatter views than any show on the market right now, and Zapp just wants to leave the set over bullshit?"

"And then those damn snakes in the water! They were just pretending they cared about my thoughts, but it was all to steal my goat, literally!"

"When they got caught those fake fans were all like "Oh no waaaay it's just one of us." I ain't stupid! I know the ole distract and grab."

"Been dealing with that shit my whole life. I get it, I'm easily distracted and trusting as shit, it's my fault. If Zapp was there he could have stopped it."

"But that's the issue, I'm tired of depending on folks bigger than me to help me out. I'm at the top! I'm the big fairy around here...."

"And I couldn't even protect my damn tallgoat without getting power from some fairy groupies."

"They wouldn't have cheered me on if I didn't offer them a prize. That's a fact."

"Never been able to relate to other fairies. They never wanted me in their groups, so I never had that "fairy power" other fairies got."

"That is, until I started offering shit for a little bit of help. Then all eyes were on me baby!"

"Greedy motherfucking assholes, the lot of them, and you know what, I prefer it that way."

"Give me folks who care about what I can give them, instead of assholes who pretend to like me, and use me, cause I ain't going back to being pushed around."

"That's what I like about Zoo man. He's never lied to me, even when he's pulling the wildest shit."

"He's a piece of shit!"

"I'm a piece of shit!"

"We use each other and we don't lie about it!"

"If someone's planning on using me, I prefer they just say it. I get it. This universe is blort eat blort. Everyone wants to be on top. Zoo man understands."

"I'm just happy to have someone who likes all my films. Even if he doesn't understand the intricacy of the social issues in full display from my earlier ones. Not like anyone gave a damn about it."

"Just another bullet point on my list......"

"Anyway, I'm ready to move forward with my plans. Zapp or not. Fuck Zapp. I'm going back to my original idea of Revenge of the tallgoats 2! Revenge of the tallgoats 10 was a joke of an idea!"

"Just me and Zoo man!"

"Even if he's been, a little distracted by some new artist..."

"But hey, Zapp's gone!"

"Looks like we have a new opening for an artist!"

"Hope they know how to deal with animatronics, cause me and Zapp agreed to not do that CGI shit. We want that classic feel."

"Man the behind the scenes for this game show is going to be amazing. Can't wait to do voice overs for that!"

"Even if no one's going to watch it."