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WHOLE NEW ME▼
WHOLE NEW ME
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 05:48:52
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-15 05:52:10
Zookeeper enters the center tower, rolling two capsules inside.
Bizz
2024-12-15 05:49:11
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-15 05:52:28
"Zoo man, what are you doing?"
Zapp
2024-12-15 05:49:16
Zapp Profile
Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-15 05:52:43
"Shit, you can't keep those, they ain't goin' to fit in your noggin'."
Zookeeper
"Says you!"
Apollo v1
"No.....really, those aren't going to fit......"
Zookeeper
"Oh yeah, well watch this!"

Everyone stands around as they watch Zookeeper fail to put the capsules in his head.

Zookeeper
"....................................................."
Zookeeper
"Fine....I'll find another use for them....."
Zapp
2024-12-15 05:51:13
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-15 05:53:02
"By the way, your package came in."
Zookeeper
"Exciting!!!!!!! Did you place it in my office?"
Apollo v1
"Yeah, I had to push the whole thing into the elevator with my head."
Zookeeper
"Good job, Apollo."
Zookeeper
"Once I'm done, no one will look down on me again!"
Bizz
"Eh, I could prob fly high enough to do it."
Zookeeper
"That's cheating."

Zookeeper kicks both capsules into the elevator before scuttling in.
Bizz
"................................"
Zapp
"Bizz, if he becomes a giant robot I'm goin' to fuckin' wrin' your neck. I told you, no damn giant robots. I'm done with that lifestyle."
Bizz
"Zapp, man! Did that package look like it contained a whole ass giant robot?"
Zapp
"The ground sure didn't look like it contained a whole ass city but that sure happened."
Bizz
"Hmmm....I guess you're right on that. But I think if Zoo was going to become a giant robot he'd never shut up about his plans. He's pretty honest about shit."
Apollo v1
"Man...I hope it's not a giant robot."
Apollo v1
"Like...couldn't he have donated just a bit of metal to me or something?"
Bizz
"Ppsttt no. He needs all of it for.......stuff."
Zapp
"Apparently buildin' giant skyscrapers filled with shrimp."
Bizz
"That's the most fucked up sentence I've heard in my life."
Bizz
"I can't believe it's a reality!"
Zapp
"Why are you so happy about this?"
Bizz
"I guess I wouldn't say I'm happy more like I'm excited to be apart of something big, man!"
Zapp
"Where did you even find Zookeeper?"
Bizz
"It's funny, there I was, enjoying my giant ass croissant when suddenly I got put in a cap-"
Ding.
[Dual Destinies OST: 2-15 Phantom ~ UNKNOWN]
Zookeeper
"This is the best decision I have made in my entire life."
2024-12-15 06:00:49
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-12-22 12:31:51

"No one will step on me ever again!"

Bizz
".................................................."
Bizz
("Zapp did he put the-")
Zapp
("Shut up.")
Zookeeper
"Check out what I can do! I can do this!"
Zookeeper
"And this!"
Zookeeper
"I can even do this!"
Apollo v1
"I feel like this is personally targeted towards me."
Zookeeper
2024-12-15 06:03:45
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-15 06:04:25
"I personally target everyone, you're not that special."
Apollo v1
"Now I think I would have preferred being targeted....."
Zookeeper
"I know this is just an aesthetic thing, truly."
Zookeeper
"But aesthetics sell."
Zookeeper
"And I'm going to be making the big bucks, baby!"
Zookeeper
"I have to thank you, Apollo, for this amazing idea!"
Apollo v1
"This could have been me but you know....with out the.................."
Apollo v1
"My existence is just incredibly marketable apparently............"
Zookeeper
"Everyone loves a good change, a sprucing up!"
Zookeeper
"People would be so proud of you if you obtained your goals. So I though to myself. Hey, I could do that!"
Zookeeper
"I could just take the goals of others."
Apollo v1
"........................................................................"
Apollo v1
"FUCK YOU!!!!!"
Zookeeper
"!!!!!!"
Apollo v1
"You can't just, fucking take my goals man and use them as....marketing???"
Zookeeper
"Hmmmmmmmmmm but consider this, it's very profitable."
Apollo v1
"But it's MY GOAL!!!!"
Zookeeper
"I do not understand."
Zookeeper
"If you see an easier way to complete your goal. Should you not just take it?"
Apollo v1
"What do you mean you don't understand?"
Bizz
("Do you think he left the shrimp still inside???")
Zapp
("Bizz the fuck? Are you still stuck on that shit?")
Bizz
("Dude I'm FUCKING SERIOUS did he remove the shrimp?????")
Zookeeper
"I just do not understand. Would it not be better to get to your goals? To push all aside to obtain them?"
Apollo v1
Apollo thinks back to the money he stole.

"Uh......"
Apollo v1
"Look! I'm tired of being apart of your marketing scheme! I'm tired of cleaning the floors by using my own face AS A MOP HANDLE!!!!"
Zookeeper
"I told you, you weren't made for the job."
Apollo v1
"All I wanted...was just ONE thing, man. And now you're rubbing it in my face, like I'm some dog who pissed all over the carpet."
Zookeeper
"..............What.............."
Zookeeper
("Bizz, do people rub their dog's faces into piss?")
Bizz
("DUDE DID YOU TAKE OUT THE SHRIMP OR NOT?!?!?!")
Zapp
"One of these days, I'm gonna snap."
Zapp
"And it ain't gonna be pretty."
Apollo v1
"I'm!!!"
Apollo v1
"Q-quitting......"
Zookeeper
"Bizz. Salvage this."
Bizz
"Ok but you gotta tell me what the FUCK is going on with those shrimp you took on the elevator."
Bizz
"I will buy you a body!"
Apollo v1
"............................................."
Apollo v1
"You can't just kick me around, and then buy me stuff to make me feel better!"
Apollo v1
2024-12-15 06:12:52
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-15 06:13:01
"I'm tired! Of people! Using ME FOR THEIR OWN SHITTY REDEMPTION."
Apollo v1
"But if the people outside fuck me over one more time I'm going to accept your offer."
Bizz
"See you tomorrow, toots."
Apollo v1
Apollo exits the tower. He doesn't know what he's going to do, but he has to find someone who'll treat him as a person. Not a doll to be cared for, not a marketable object. A person.
Bizz
".............................................................."
Bizz
"Did you ta-"
Zookeeper
"Nope!"
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