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THIS LITTLE PIGGY
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2024-12-14 05:50:31
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The ragtag group were still in shock due to the events that happened. Seriously, how they heck did they end up in this mess?

Looking for capture creatures (or a new meal....) they found a few slithery tracks.

The first led towards the food tent, seemed like someone was hungry.

The second led to the castle water supply. That poor poor abused water supply.....

The third led to one of those shining buildings. It seems they were having a special sale!

The fourth led outwards and into the depths of the wasteland. These tracks have more weight to them.

The final tracks led to some strange card shop.

The senator lets out a soft oink, looking towards her group members and looking towards the wasteland… It seems like she wants to go there.
Stumpios
2024-12-14 05:58:03
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"Hey hey hey!!!I saw we were going on a hunt and brought this dog I got from the pound!! His name is Reddi!"
2024-12-14 06:03:35
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"...."

Mr.Sinister
2024-12-14 06:04:39
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A horribly mutated "notail" peeks from the corner, clicking his pincers.

"Oh~ it seems the adorable little piggy piggy wants to lead~"
"You sure you wana go to the wastelands? It sounds more dangerous."
"Is danger not what we should want? More risk, more reward, no? ^lo"
"Isn't danger more thrilling?! Surely we'll all have a walk to remember! .D"
"I say go to the wastelands. ^lo"
"Wastelands ahoy!"
"Ahoooy! Ahooy!!! .D"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-14 06:06:46
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"May uhm, I point out we are on a feral prison planet? But hey, if that's what the group chooses."
Willow snorts, slipping out her tongue in a goofy wide tooth smile that reaches her tusks. To the wastelands!
And so the group journeys into the wasteland...
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2024-12-14 06:09:02
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The group all followed the senator with a tracking collar on into the wasteland. They weren't sure what she was up to, but it seems a scent has been picked up.

They all reached one of the many shattered settlements. This one, like most of the others, has been long ruined by aliens, A-classes, or whatever god loving brought it to its knees.

The tracks lead to a small lake, one that's fairly muddy and unclear, but the stripes of the large mutated creature betray its presence.

2024-12-14 06:13:00
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A FERAL FLUSKAL HAS APPEARED.


What's odder than the mutated creature though, is there's a boat. And two people are fishing.
The creature is currently interested in the bait that was thrown out.

Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-14 06:14:51
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"That's a really cool fluskal! Let's try to catch it!!"
Mr.Sinister
2024-12-14 06:15:03
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"what a BEAUTIFUL DELICIOUS LOOKING beast!! .D"
Stumpios
2024-12-14 06:17:21
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"OOOOOO dog!" Stumpy checks his many pockets for fluskal treats!
treats…
Willow
2024-12-14 06:16:21
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Willow dances around, or at least as much as a pig can. That's some good toxic waste!
Joy is an infectious disease and so is dancing
Stumpios rolls a 20 sided die. A 12 is rolled.

Stumpy finds some pretty generic pet treats.

"Berry,can you give a ration please?" Strawberry turns to her gwech.
2024-12-14 06:20:22
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Berry rips off her leg and hands it to Strawberry.

2024-12-14 06:21:16
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The fluskal, smelling better food than the bait in the water starts to turn around from the fisherman and company.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 19 is rolled.
2024-12-14 06:21:50
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It drags itself onto land, excited for a treat, it's basically almost won over, but there is a little issue.

The fisherman grabs the other person, then leaps from his boat all the way to shore in one hop.

"What are you folks up to? uvu"
"That was gonna be my fish.. ;w;;;"
O-5
2024-12-14 06:22:50
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"You ain't caught it yet, it ain't yours. uvu"
Rye
2024-12-14 06:22:59
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"I almost got it.... ;;;;w;;;;;"
"HOLY SH-- SHOOOOT. SHOOT."
"Well, is it yours yet either? Has anyone caught it? ^lo"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-14 06:23:53
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"Well, uhm, we wanted to try and catch it too."
"Oink…!" The sound is pathetic and small, but she's trying her best.
"I didn't ask you "is that your fish." uvu"
O-5
2024-12-14 06:24:37
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"I asked you folks, what you're up to? uvu"
"I want that pig. ;w;"
"Ain't yours. uvu"
"Nothing is mine. ;w;"
"Yep. uvu"
Mr.Sinister
2024-12-14 06:25:56
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"We were on a leisurely walk, mister!~ .D"
"Yyyyeah!!! Just. Following the pig. And we saw the fluskal. Not here to hurt anyone!!! Really."
"Empty out your pockets. uvu"
"Now. uvu"
Willow doesn't have any pockets!
"Anything for a man with a accent as wonderful as yours! <3 .D"
He empties out what he can from his inventory, most likely things Mx.Paint asked him to hold.
Stumpios
2024-12-14 06:27:25
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The AI turns out a comically large number of pockets. Why does he have fifty loose pencil erasers. What.
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-14 06:27:42
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"Uhm, I just got a gwech ration; not much else." Strawberry also empties her pockets.
Oxymoron
2024-12-14 06:28:00
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"Pray tell, why should I give you the satisfaction of my obedience? ^l¬"
O-5 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 30 is rolled.

O-5 kicks Oxymoron so far he's no longer visible. He has been knocked out!

"Talk shit-"
"Get shit. ;w;"
"OOoHOHOhoooo!!!~ Quite the legs! .D"
"Well!"
!!!!!!!!!
Mr.Sinister
2024-12-14 06:30:46
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"Au revoir! You had such beautiful eyes! .D" Mr. Sinister waves his horrid pincers to the distance.
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-14 06:31:00
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"Yep, about what I expected."
"Give me a reason why I shouldn't do that to all of you. uvu"
Rye
2024-12-14 06:31:31
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"Hey...they got a zookeeper capsule.....;w;"
The kid notail attempts to grab it!
Rye rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.
He holds it in the air, but O-5 takes it from him.
"That shit ain't yours. uvu"
"Oink oink! Honk! Oink oink!" The senator doesn't know what to do–! She's panicking–

O-5 tosses the capsule, where it hits a wall and opens up!

Willow
2024-12-14 06:40:22
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…!
Mr.Sinister
2024-12-14 06:41:17
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Mr. Sinister drools even more at the sight of the creature! Looks tasty!!!!
Stumpios
2024-12-14 06:41:34
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"Oh, shrimp!"
"You know what shrimp looks good on? uvu"
The senator runs towards the capsule creature, checking over for injuries and general well being.
2024-12-14 06:50:54
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The creature touches Willow and....sticks.

It becomes a liquid and Willow is soon tinted an awful shade of orange and purple, now fused to her creature.

The fluskal.....starts to skitter back into the water, becoming scared of the whole situation.

Mr.Sinister
2024-12-14 06:43:30
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Mr. Sinister narrows his eyes at the fluskal slinking back. "It's getting a little shy here- .D"
"Wait this is a mugging isn't it."
"Wait how about we trade the gwech for the fluskal? You were hunting too right? Well this guy can feed alot more people. Plus it tastes good! More valuable then a three headed fluskal that will eat you out of pocket!"
O-5
2024-12-14 06:44:22
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"Wasn't hunting for food. You think I care about the prisoners? uvu"
Rye
2024-12-14 06:44:34
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"Dad doesn't care about shit. ;w;"
"Adopted*. uvu"
Oxymoron skittered back after being CRITTED to the NEXT PLANET OVER. Out of the lake, no less. This man is sopping wet.
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-14 06:46:00
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"It would be a perfect first pet for the little guy here. We really don't want trouble." She tries to negotiate her way out of this.
"If you want it. You can have it. uvu"
"But you have to catch it inside the water. uvu"
"If you can't wrestle it out the water you don't deserve it. uvu"
"Oh!!! Swimming!! I've always wanted to go swimming!!!! .D"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-14 06:52:07
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"Well...I can try to get it." She grabs the gwech ration and goes to lure out the fluskal, and if that works, wrestle it out. She goes to the edge of the water stepping in - not much further than that, though.
Instead of caring about that wretched fluskal any longer, he notices- that swine, that pig- it's turning into a kind of abnormality. An abnormality he hasn't SEEN before. Now he's curious. He approaches the pig-thing.
"OINK??? OINK!? HONK HONK!! OINK!!! SQUEAAAL!!" SHES PANICKING EVEN MORE– WHAT DOES SHE DO?!?
Strawberry Mocha rolls a 20 sided die. A 2 is rolled.

As soon as Strawberry gets in the water she feels a nip.

.....................There's more of them.

"Hissssssssssssssssssss!!!"

The other fluskal has stolen the gwech meat!

"Hey uh! Rabie- Reddi, would you wanna try and help get the fish?"

Reddi jumps into the water!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.
2024-12-14 06:59:13
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And starts attacking Strawberry due to being rabid.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 7 is rolled.

It's attack is weak but it's not allowing Strawberry to leave the water.

"Weak. uvu"
"I probably shouldn't have bought a Pound dog."
2024-12-14 06:54:09
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Mr. Sinister gurgles and clicks excitedly, as he disturbingly gets on all fours and attempts an ambush on the poor animal.

Mr.Sinister rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +7. A 10 is rolled.

Mr. Sinister jumps into the water to ambush the mutant Fluskal but it catches the ambush in time is and just bitten on its tail!

"Fuck! Dude! What the fuck. Berry help me catch this new fluskal!" Shes going to try catch the new one with the gwech.
Willow feels a bit weird but… into the water she goes!

Berry jumps into the water and tries to grab the fluskal as well!


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2024-12-14 07:03:01
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Growling and snarling! He attempts to pinch and pull the fluskal closer to the shore!
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.

Berry has the fluskal in her mouth and starts dragging it to shore!

Mr.Sinister rolls a 20 sided die. A 14 is rolled.

With Mr. Sinister's help, they both get it onto land!


Stumpios
2024-12-14 07:03:54
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"HEY NO. BAD DOG." Stumpy attempts to grab his rabid wug!

The wug attacks Stumpy!

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 15 is rolled.

Stumpy is badly bitten!

Stumpios
2024-12-14 07:07:17
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"Me and my life decisions."
Mr.Sinister
2024-12-14 07:07:53
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There are splashing and rabid "dog" noises, except in this case the dog is a horrible man.
"That's a good gwech!! I love you!" With the wug distracted she goes back to shore.
Stumpios
2024-12-14 07:08:12
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Stumpy flicks the wug on the nose? Mouth? Snout? Whatever. What's a wug gonna do? It's a wug.
Stumpios rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
2024-12-14 07:08:56
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Stumpy critically slaps the wug! It is knocked out.


And also, drowning.

"Uhm..."
"Shit."
"You gonna get it?"
"Sad. uvu"
"Sad. ;w;"
Stumpios
2024-12-14 07:10:38
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Stumpy picks the wug back up. "Man. I was trying to get this thing to transform."
"You... entered the water as well, beast?" With that whisper and a pounce in the water, he grabs the now-estranged pig and throws it ashore.
The pig looks towards the notail who threw her onto shore, why did he do that? She was perfectly fine!
"May I attempt to release you from your fusioned state, dear swine?"
Oxymoron
2024-12-14 07:12:39
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At this, Oxymoron's mirrorer seems to perk up, almost as if preparing for something. With a couple of yips and yaps, too.
"Your Grande Finale, dear Cholla!"
Oxymoron
2024-12-14 07:13:10
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With that and one last yip, he musters up all his might to cut this beast in half.
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +20. A 34 is rolled.
2024-12-14 07:14:14
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Willow is....


.......................

Willow is cut into two......

"That's pretty metal. uvu"
"...."
"Aww I wanted to keep the pig and hug it.... ;w;;;;"
".....I didn't quite mean for that to happen, might I add."
Oxymoron
2024-12-14 07:17:10
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Whipple S. Cholla yips a couple of times to the tune of "is that NOT what I was supposed to do?"
Stumpios
2024-12-14 07:17:49
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"I'm just gonna.. uh." Stumpy waves a treat in front of his wug's face. "Hey, wake up please. I'd like you to become long."
"DUDE THAT WAS MY FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK."
"This is fucked up. uvu"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-14 07:18:23
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Strawberry ordered Berry over and with no hesitation kills Berry over the pig. The gwech's remains become a living potion, reviving the senator.
"Nice. uvu"

Strawberry only revives half of willow. FOR SOME REASON!!!!!

"Aliens are weird. ;w;"
"Might I take the other half? Oh, why am I asking. I am. ^lo" He takes the other half.
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-14 07:25:48
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"Give that half back. Why would you get it, you killed her???"
Stumpios
2024-12-14 07:25:05
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"Pardon my ombilish, but what the fuck."
Mr.Sinister
2024-12-14 07:24:06
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Mr. Sinister emerges from the pool, shaking water off himself, eyeing the second fluskal. Still hungry, and that other one looks so tasty too! He pounces! "COME HERE LITTLE FISHY! .D"
Mr.Sinister rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.

The fluskal is grabbed by it doesn't want to be caught! It goes for a bite.

Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.
2024-12-14 07:27:43
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Equally matched the fluskal and Mr.Sinister have a short grappling match.


Fortuna flips a 2 sided coin. A 1 is flipped.
2024-12-14 07:28:44
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Mr.Sinister holds up the fluskal, but it's not finished with its escape attempt, He has to get it back on land!

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2024-12-14 07:30:10
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"OH DON'T FRET MY PRETTY, THIS WILL BE A little WALK .D." He attempts to get to land again! Fluskal in claws this time.

The three headed fluskal decides to play dead cause it's scared of what's going on.

Mr.Sinister rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.
2024-12-14 07:32:04
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Sadly Mr.Sinister trips and falls in the water. The fluskal darts off deeper and disappears.

"NO NO NONO!!! WE WHERE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I LOVED YOU I LOVED YOU!!! D,"
Mr.Sinister
2024-12-14 07:35:41
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Mr. Sinister swims back to shore heartbroken, and sobs into his claws.
Stumpios
2024-12-14 07:35:27
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"Hey uhhh.... fat chance, but would anyone happen to have a rabies shot, for my dog? It's out like a light so I won't get bit if I do it now."
Willow
2024-12-14 07:33:26
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Willow
2024-12-14 07:33:53
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Willow thinks she should get to keep her other half.
"Give me the other half. That's an order. uvu"
"You just preformed necromancy on a beast-"
"In front of the fucker who is the Q-class leader. uvu"
"I think I deserve the other half. uvu"
"Course, if you have a problem. I'd be more than happy to fix your little mistake. uvu"
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-14 07:35:56
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"You can have the dead half. We'll just leave with the fluskal and other half of the pig."
He's slow to respond. He does want it. He doesn't want that pig to die again. "Can I keep some of the dead body? For studies? ^l¬"

O-5 attacks after getting bored of waiting.

O-5 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 14 is rolled.
"I ain't sharing, mate. uvu"
O-5 prepares to attack!
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-14 07:38:50
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Strawberry is getting the fluskal, Berry's body and leaving! BYE.

"Willow rUN!"
Willow
2024-12-14 07:39:16
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Willow's alive half kind of… lays on the ground. She's… kind of curious as to why the notail wants half of her.
Mr.Sinister
2024-12-14 07:40:18
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His collar starts beeping— What?

"OH OH I MUST GO SEE YOU LOVELY FOLKS LATER- .D"

Mr. Sinister's miseries are cut off by him joyfully trying to scamper off in the opposite direction - Dearest Paint must need something from him!!!
Stumpios
2024-12-14 07:40:37
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Stumpy throws a random rock on the ground. "SCATTER!"
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2024-12-14 07:41:00
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"I cannot live my life an incurious man! You must understand! ^lo" He attempts to make a getaway with his loot, running on all fours at the highest speed he can.
"You know what? uvu"
"I want the whole hog now. uvu"
2024-12-14 07:41:41
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O-5 leaps in the air and attempts to land on the fleeing notail.


O-5 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. An 18 is rolled.

That's a lot of damage! O-5 lands on the notail and takes the dead half of the hog.

He then hops over to the living Willow and picks her up, only leaning down to let the child ride his back.

"My hog now. uvu"
You wouldn't hurt a birthday pig on their birthday, right?
"And I'm eating half of it. uvu"
"I'll let you find out which half. uvu"
O-5 leaves.
"Bastard, you!" He attempts to tackle back, but no, he's gone. This man is going to be driven to insanity thanks to him. How great does that sound? Utterly divine, no?
Strawberry Mocha
2024-12-14 07:44:26
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"I'm- I'm done. I'm leaving." Strawberry takes her dead gwech and fluskal and leaves.
Stumpios
2024-12-14 07:45:00
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"Yeaaaah I'm gonna go too. Hunt successful. I guess?" Stumpy gives his wug one last good poke, picks it up, and leaves.
[Monster Hunter World - Successful Expedition Theme]
EXPEDITION SUCCESSFUL!
O-5
2024-12-14 07:46:34
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O-5 brings Willow back to the castle and throws both halves on the floor.

"uvu"
"..................................."
"...................................................."
"You're fucked up and need to go to church. :)"
2024-12-14 07:47:59
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Princess throws the living half of Willow out of the castle.


2024-12-14 07:48:08
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Soon....O-5 is thrown out of it too.


".................."
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