"I can't believe we have to do community service....."

"YOU SHOT A DOG."

"Yeah bu-"

"IN FRONT OF KRATOS V1."

"I'm starting to understand, that I might deserve this."

"NOW WE BOTH CAN'T ENTER OUR ENDLESS SLUMBER IN THE RIOT GUARD BASEMENT."

".....I prefer being awake anyway."

"SO DO I. I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE BEING IN ENDLESS SLUMBER BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO LIKE."

"Do you think if we keep committing crimes Kratos v1 will never put us to sleep?"

"WE ARE NOT SHO-"

"I know I know, petty crimes."

"WE COULD......ROB A BANK."

"That'll get us years of community service!"

"NO MORE RIOT GUARD BASEMENT. NO MORE SLEEPING. JUST YOU, ME, AND VICTIMLESS CRIMES."

"What are you two talking about?"

"COMMITIN-"

"Committing to a life of reformation and rehabilitation that ends with us returning to a basement to slumber until the riot guard are needed once more."

".................................................................."

"You've been making sure to give out those exit surveys, right?"

"..............Yeah, of course, watch me give one out now!"

"HELLO DEPARTING CITIZEN. DO YOU WANT A CHANCE AT WINNING AN AMAZING PRIZE?"

"If so, you only need to fill out this short survey."

"IT'LL BE QUICK. WE SWEAR."

"Oath."

"OATH."

"SEE WE'RE GOOD AT OUR JOBS."

"Understandable, you're not getting your weapons back, but I say a trashcan suits you two better." Kratos v1 walks away.

"Did he just insult us?"

"HE'S NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR THAT."

"I THINK HE LITARALLY MEANS WE LOOK COOL DOING THIS."

"Hah, yeah, it's always good to see people getting on the right path." Vib walks over. "Hey there guys, sorry about the whole guilt tripping thing. But, I'm heading off planet soon, and figured I should say goodbye."

"What guilt tripping?"

"KRATOS UNITS DON'T PROCESS EMOTIONAL GUILT."

"(At least our gens.")

"Yeah, forgot about that. You guys are gen what, 30? You seem pretty smart to me."

"You can't ask us our age!"

"BUT IT'S AROUND THAT."

"It was on the court record for the trial, I just had the exact footage corrupted after you guys, you know, shot at me."

"WHERE DID YOU GET OUR PROFILES FROM."

"It's public info."

"OH."

"ANYWAY I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE TRIP."

"Sorry a giant clown ruined your vacation."

"Thanks. If you guys ever end up in legal trouble, my name in the books is Justitia V12 Unit DL6UR1." She waves and walks away.

"I WONDER WHEN WE'LL EEEEVER BEEN IN LEGAL TROUBLE."

("We can't call her, she's too good.")

("DON'T WORRY. I KNOW A LAWYER WHO SUCKS. HE'S STARTING TO BALD AN-")