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CLOWN FIGHT▼
CLOWN FIGHT
[Goblin Coaster]
2024-12-12 22:18:33
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O-12 and his team brought some of the most powerful capture creatures out of the hotel. The clowns dared not to question him.

While there were senator tracks leading to a maze of tents, and another leading towards a water based event, this was not what the party were after.

O-12
Wow, It's weird seeing the clown city this gloomy. Alright, team- You know the plan. New guy, follow our lead. Tonight we see God. ;P"
The Champ
"Counting on it."
S-52
"Hmhm... xwx"
Cyb
Cyb, not too long fresh out of clown jail, glances at the other four gathered. "I... am not clued into the plan. Who are you people?"
Etharia
The robot is silent, making sure his bug doesn't get lost amongst this maze of a city.
Cyb
"Wait, weren't you arrested for embezzlement?" He says, looking towards the silent robot.
Etharia
"Yeah."
S-52
"...Wuv uu... Wuv wuv ah wuv uuu..."
O-12
"Sucks that the Doc got eaten by clowns. Let's go. ;P"
O-12 ignores the senator tracks- Beginning to move towards where the most commotion is. The black hole.
O-12
"Look, Pup, Don't worry about it too much. We're Team Spectrum, we're going to fuck some shit up and get a Mythical, that's all you need to know. ;P"
S-52
2024-12-12 22:27:25
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"Let's... Let's not get stuck on the details, the clock is ticking and we have a God to hunt, after all. xwx"
Cyb
"I take by that you mean heading towards the giant black hole. Tell you what, I feel a strange familiarity coming from it, so why the hell not, I'll come with you folks."
Tha Champ
"Don't like the sound of that but I guess teamwork does involve sacrifices."
Cyb
"Also, still not a dog."
The group heads towards the black hole in town. The buildings warp and creak, pulling themselves towards the direction of it. The hues were shifted, creating the illusion of the streets being made of meat.

It was not a true black hole, but what was to be found in the center, just as horrible and crushing.
Ms. Fizzlewig
Ms. Fizzlewig pulls herself out of her new home. Smiling ear to ear at the approaching group.
"Oh dears! Have you come to help me with my-"
Ms. Fizzlewig
"Little issues?"
Etharia
2024-12-12 22:33:54
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"Something like that."
O-12
"We're here to finish what we started back with that crab, actually. Duff, wasn't it? Doesn't much matter now. ;P"
Tha Champ
"Heard there was more than meets the eye around everyone's favorite clown around town."
S-52
"...A limbo... huh... Quite the funny thing to be around theses parts, eh? xwx"
Cyb
"...quite."
Cyb
"Though, a limbo? That looks like a clown to me. A very messed up clown, but a clown nonetheless."
Etharia
2024-12-12 22:35:26
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"We made sure. That's the helper." The robot points his bug towards the god, activating [Ancient Reflection].
Helpy
2024-12-12 22:36:50
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The Helper gains:
[Clumsy]
[Fragile]
[Debby Downer]

"I was hoping we could talk before you attacked. I'm sure I could convince you of why I am right, but looks like you're not willing to communicate. TYPICAL IDIOTS."

THE HELPER RETALIATES DUE TO BEING [Ancient Reflected]!
She takes aim at the Child Support due to [Punching Bag]!
Helpy rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +13. A 33 is rolled.
O-12
"Damn it, bot! Couldn't you have waited until the banter was over!? We didn't even get to do our theme song! DEER, GET THE BIRDRAT. ;P"
2024-12-12 22:45:50
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"C-c-craaaacker?"

Child Support is stabbed and smashed against a wall!

There's not much left after that.......

Helpy
"I JUST WANTED TO BE NICE. WANTED TO BE FUNNY."
Helpy
"Now I'm going to be the one having the laugh......"
Cyb
"CHILD SUPPORT!"
Tha Champ
"That'll cut down your payments."
Etharia
"Don't worry. Lobster can fix him up after this."
Tha Champ
"But yeah, nice? That and a copper point will getcha a hunk of cheese in this ratbag place."
S-52
"Quite the way to be nice, eh? Let's stop the rambling and dance. xwx"
O-12
"SHE'S OPEN! ATTACK!"

O-12 directs her seizing bird to attack the Helper!

"Go, Like Jr! You're the bestest bird in the whole world, you're gonna eat nice tonight! EVERYONE BE NICE TO LIKE! ;P"

O-12 activates Like Jr's [Attention Hog] trait!
S-52
"I WUUUUUV UUUU!"
Tapeworm starts spewing... Smoke? What a unholy beast, her pink smoke swirls throught the air... [Smoke Screen]...!
Etharia
"You go bird!"
[Abnormality Second Warning]
Cyb
"You're gonna pay for that, you antlered bitch!"
Cyb pulls out Satan's blade, the Lord's Voice, and swipes at the Helper.
Tha Champ
2024-12-12 23:04:43
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"Ah well, "Surrender now or prepare to fight" was the only important line anyway"
Etharia
"I know this is scary, hex, but I believe in you, feel free to attack whenever you're ready."
Tha Champ
"I'm not interested in why the Helper is right. Get 'er, alpha strike!"
Spectrum Champion tells Old Friend to attack!
2024-12-12 23:05:46
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S-52 rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.

The Helper gets the pink smoke in her eyes! -18 to her next attack!

O-12 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. An 18 is rolled.
Cyb rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +7. An 8 is rolled.
Etharia rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. A 15 is rolled.
Tha Champ rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 25 is rolled.

While Cyb trips, falls, and drops the Lord's voice, the other creatures rush forth taking bites out of the god.

She takes her turn wiping away the blindness from her eyes, removing the effect of [Smoke Screen]!

Helpy
"You're my champion, I crowned you as such after saving you from death. And this is the thanks you give me? Murder?"
ROUND 2 HAS STARTED
Helpy
"I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU, YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT! RUN NOW AND I'LL SPARE YOU, But stand your ground and I assure you your death WILL COME."
O-12
"Hey, I warned you- The only one I truly love is myself. If you want to kill me, I welcome you to try. ;P"
S-52
2024-12-13 04:53:52
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"That's... His sword... xWx"
Lobster takes Cyb's sword from the ground, while he would be weaponless... She had a plan. A plan that would surely kill the Helper... She just needed to use her powers.
Etharia
"Great job, Hex! Keep up the good work!"
Cyb
("Fuck, not again, not now.")
Cyb takes note that Lobster has a plan, he can use it for now, but searches for anything to use as a weapon in the meanwhile.
Tha Champ
"First one off the field's a rotten soul. Nice opening."
Cyb rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
2024-12-13 04:56:56
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CYB FINDS A T-SHIRT CANNON.

Cyb
"Now THIS is what I call firepower."
O-12
"Holy fuck, was that thing just sitting around? Sweet. ;P"
The Champ
"Nice merch. Buddy, play defense on the bug!"

Spectrum Champ tells Old Friend to defend HEXAKUMA.
O-12
"Alright, let's do this! Remember, Likes works best when being encouraged, they'll do the most damage after being complimented! Like, move to her flank, keep up the attack! You're doing great sweetie, I love you! ;P"
Etharia
"Yeah, that bird's really pulling its weight!"
S-52
"We're complimenting... A bird while fighting against the Helper of all things? You... You guys are insane? xwx"
2024-12-13 05:03:36
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"Woof."

O-12
"I'm fucking serious, compliment the bird or it'll get sad and won't peck as hard. ;P"
Etharia
"You killed The Singer for a dog."
Cyb
"Don't look at me, I'm loading a cannon."
Cyb is frantically stuffing O-12 t-shirts into a canon.
S-52
"We're killing the Helper for what? xwx"
Tha Champ
"Fun."
Etharia
"Why not."
O-12
"Look, we're all insane just for agreeing to come here, let's not argue too much about it. ;P"
Helpy
"All these attacks...I surely can't do this on my own....."
Helpy
"I call....."
Helpy
"Upon my...."
Helpy
"Champion."
O-12 is forced to defend against The attacks aimed at the Helper against his will!
O-12
As soon as the Helper started saying that sentence, he's already pulling his knife and going for his own throat.
Helpy
"You're not allowed."
O-12
"Fuck. ;P"
Helpy
"Let your friends, the people you helped kill you!"
Helpy
"Just like they killed me emotionally....."
O-12
"Yeah, okay. Guys, try and kill me in one shot, please! Make it clean! ;P"

Buddy is defending the ancient reflection bug!

Hex is purposefully misses his attack!

O-12 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +3. An 8 is rolled.

Likes doesn't attack, confused why its owner keeps getting in the way!

ROUND 3 START
Helpy
2024-12-13 05:13:17
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"Game. Set. Match."
The helper is preparing another attack aimed at the [Ancient Reflection] bug!
Etharia
"Focus on dodging, Hex, stay safe!!"
Etharia
"And Old Friend, help protect Hex!"
Cyb
"Keep that bug alive! I'll try and hold the Helper ....and O-12, I guess, off!"
Cyb, finished loading the cannon, open fires, launching merchandise at high speeds.
O-12
"Like, hold off for a second, buddy! Get out of range! ;P"
S-52
The record scratches out of nowhere... A terrible silence comes in as Lobster holds the sword. "..."
S-52
"You know... You guys are kinda funny... With the whole... Spectrum thing and all that clown shit. xwx"
S-52
"All wacky, all fun... But don't you guys think it might be stupid to..."
The song changes, Lobster takes off her mask.
[Secret of Mana OST - Oracle]
S-52
"Kill a god with a god?"
Helpy
"HONK HONK HONK!!!"
S-52
"I WUV YOU!!!!"
Tapeworm goes to poison Etharia... Too much love might be suffocating?!
O-12
"You...You're not backing out on me now, are you, Singer? I thought we had a deal. You help me here, I help you get the fucker you actually want. I'm an I-class- I can help. ;P"
THE SINGER LOBSTER HAS CALLED FOR A CHEER.

Tapeworm is empowered by all the love it gets from the cheers! It's overwhelming!!!!!!

S-52 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 19 is rolled.

Etharia is direly poisoned by the hugs and kisses. While a robot, the liquid seeps in, clogging their body. They will be unable to move or defend after this turn until someone helps them.

Cyb rolls a 20 sided die. A 1 is rolled.
2024-12-13 05:25:00
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The t-shirt cannon malfunctions. CYB IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY T-SHIRTS. CYB WAS ACCIDENTLY HOLDING IT BACKWARDS.

Cyb
"WHO THE FUCK INSTALLS A REVERSE FUNCTION ON A T-SHIRT CANNON?"
2024-12-13 05:25:43
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The helper attacks Hex!

Helpy rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +10. A 22 is rolled.

Old friend is stabbed in the chest! He still seems to be holding it together, but any other attack will kill him!

ROUND 4 START
Etharia
Etharia is unable to move or speak due to the poison and needs help!
Cyb
Cyb is UNDER SOME T-SHIRTS.
Tha Champ
Tha Champ is looking cool.
Helpy
"I would have let you lived O-12. If you just ran when I told you to."
Helpy
"Your friends might suck at battle, but if they don't kill you."
Helpy
"I will."
Helpy
"I HELPED YOU. I HELPED YOU. I SAVED YOU FROM DEATH. I'LL FUCKING TAKE BACK MY FAVOR."
O-12
"Oh well. I was going to die anyway- Burden of being O-12. Was worth a shot anyway. This was fun. Here for a good time, not for a long time. ;P"
Cyb
CYB UNBURIES HIMSELF FROM THE T-SHIRTS. THIS DAY IS NOT GOING VERY WELL.
Tha Champ
"This is going to hell in a handbasket real fast."
S-52
"Pitiful. That's why I always work for the highest bidder... A shitty I-class like you would never help me find the one who took my hands."
And as the lobster clasps the sword... They click... They clack... You've never heard them making any noises the whole event, why they're doing such now? It doesn't matter, Lobster is slashing Etharia in half.
Cyb
"You really want to stick around to get murdered by two Limbos?"
O-12
"HEY! You guys should probably go and save yourself! Not that I actually care or anything. ;P"

Old Friend auto-stuns the Singer.

Tha Champ
"Death first to traitors."
Cyb
2024-12-13 05:36:22
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"I'm at least going to try and get my blade back. Getting weapons I can do apparently."
Cyb attempts to wrest the Lord's Voice back from the Lobster.
Tha Champ
"Get that mother fucker."
S-52
"EEK!"
O-12
"...Yeah, fuck it. LIKE, GET THE GIANT LOBSTER. YOU'RE AMAZING. ;P"
The Champ
"You useless notail, you're only blocked from attacking the goat herself."

Lobster is stunned. Cyb goes to take the sword!

Cyb rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 15 is rolled.
2024-12-13 05:38:42
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And steals it!

Helper attacks Hex who is still using [Ancient Reflection] on her!

Helpy rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +13. A 15 is rolled.

And smashes him!

O-12 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +2. An 8 is rolled.

Like Jr. just sort of stands there........again.

ROUND 5 START
Helpy
"Honey, why don't you be a little useful this round, huh?"
Helpy
"Maybe fucking HELP someone for once in your life."

The Helper has abandoned her shield! O-12 is now guarding lobster!

The Helper is open!

O-12
"Welp, let's not go out without a fight! LIKE JR, MY PET BIRD, ATTACK THE HELPER! I love you don't die! ;P"
Cyb
"Great, I got my blade back. Sorry folks, but I ain't sticking around to fight two gods."
Cyb exercises the ever important inermi right of RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY.
But Cyb's exit is blocked.
2024-12-13 05:45:51
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BY THE WHOLE CIRCUS.

Cyb
"Shit."
Cyb
"Uh...go clown rights?"
Cyb rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.
2024-12-13 05:50:55
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The clowns glare at you. If you REALLY believe in clown rights, how about you say something funny, why don't you?

O-12
O-12 pulls out their camera, and begins recording themselves.

"Hey Gang! Sorry to say, but this is probably when I'm kicking it. Tried to fight god, got betrayed by another god. Should've listened to my N-Class friends. But hey, if any of you want to swing by and help out- That'd be pretty neat. I AM NOT HAVING FUN. ;P"

O-12 is now live streaming.
O-12 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 24 is rolled.

Like Jr. rips through the Helper's flesh!

Helpy
"HHHHH TRY TO HELP SOMEONE. GET PUNISHED."
S-52
"Cowardice. I've never ran away in the face of danger... The price was terrible, but... Better mangled than unreliable."
Tha Champ
"Excuse me?"
S-52
Lobster revives Child Support as a zombie, she'd attack Cyb... But it's not the time. "Force Horse-face to attack, clown. xwx"
O-12
"Now, listen, Gang- And to all my beautiful viewers out there- Was this stupid? Yeah, probably. But from the moment I was made O-12, I knew I was going to die, and I kinda made peace with that, yknow. So I decided- If I'm going to die, it's going to be on my fucking terms. Kicking and screaming."
O-12
"And then, hey, I didn't die for a while. Turns out, when you fight like a cornered fucking animal, it works sometimes. Give it everything you fucking got. ;P"

Helper goes in to kill Hex.

Helpy rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +13. A 28 is rolled.

Hex has been turned into dust. Helper no longer has debuffs!

The Champ
"Stay behind me buddy." The Champ starts protecting his pet!
Cyb
Cyb thinks for a moment for jokes, before settling on one. "You know, people keep mistaking me for a deer, which is quite odd. You'd think with these stubby horns of mine, they'd buck the trend, but if people are gonna fawn over my species, who am I to stop them?"
2024-12-13 05:58:09
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The clowns think Cyb's joke was funny! They let Cyb through! Cyb escapes!


The Champ sneaks out with Old Friend before the clowns can close the circle.

ROUND 6 START
Helpy
"What I'm going to do to you will be worse than death."
Helpy
"I tried to be helpful."
Helpy
"I saved your life."
Helpy
"But now I'll return the favor of your betrayal."
O-12
O-12 looks off into the distance for a moment. "The Singer still has your crab. They were planning to keep it hostage over you, I think. ;P"
S-52
"..." Lobster puts her mask back on. "Yep. xwx"
S-52
"I came here... To actually ask for you to relax? This whole murder thing is all fun and that but... If you're going to throw such a tantrum about losing a crab...."
S-52
"Maybe you should actually take fucking care of them? Not bring them everywhere? Help yourself before helping the others and so on. xwx"
S-52
"Oh! I'm going to SUPER-MURDER-YOU with a WORSE THAN... DEATH THING because I lost my dog! Honk... Honk! xwx"
S-52
"...You sound like that. xwx"
O-12
2024-12-13 06:02:51
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"She's just trying to manipulate you. All she cares about is getting at the Creator for fucking up her hands. Look at me- She went and stabbed me in the fucking back, if you help her out she'll do the same to you just to get her shot at revenge. ;P"
O-12
"I mean, not that I'm much better, but, just warning you. ;P"
S-52
"That was the reality, that was the plan... But if the Creator or every single other limbo is going to be such a cry baby for me to get my hands back... Fine! He may keep it! My hands are not worth me passing for this type of hell every day as I search for him. This planet has been a living nightmare for me since day one, maybe you should stop collaborating for that? xwx"

Lobster puts the Doofboy cage on the ground.
O-12
"Seriously, the only reason I even came at you like this is because I had a deal with Singer here. Honestly, I got dragged into her circle and everything went to fucking hell. I really should've just left when you told me to! I should've let you had the crab, to hell with her. But no, I wanted to see this thing to the end because I had some misguided sense of duty. ;P"
O-12
"...I'm really fucked here, huh? I got all cocky- Felt like I was on top of the world, figured I had all the chess pieces exactly where I wanted them, but I was an idiot. I was just another pawn. But I guess that's just what I get. I was never going to make it anywhere as a 12, anyway."
O-12
"Helper, I know this probably doesn't mean shit anymore, but...I'm really, honestly sorry. I pledged myself to someone way before I met you, and it was always going to bite me in the ass. I'll accept whatever you want to do with me. ;P"
Helpy
"YOU PLEDGE YOURSELF TO SOMEONE ELSE BEFORE ME? WHO?"
O-12
O-12 gestures vaguely to the Lobster standing next to him.

"The Singer, right here. A lot of good that did me, huh? She almost gets me killed and I was still enough of an idiot to keep helping her. ;P"
S-52
"You pledged yourself to me? xwx"
O-12
"Was that not the deal? Sorry, I'm confused now. ;P"
Helpy
"Oh good. I nearly thought I was controlling someone who was pledged to another god I had to worry about."
Helpy
"YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN THE STARTER OF A UNIVERSAL WAR HONK HONK HONK!!!!"
S-52
"The deal was that I'd bring you to the center of the city with me and we'd discuss about... the funny looking lobster tailmic. xwx"
Helpy
"Thankfully it's just the Singer. She'll take no offense to my control over you."

The Helper kneels down to look at Doofboy.
2024-12-13 06:11:05
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Helpy
"Doofboy. My beloved. You and the others are the only ones who love me truly."
O-12
"I mean, that was one of the deals, yeah, but I was with you way before that. I helped you kidnap that Crab- She was there for that! I helped you every step along the way and you just...you were never planning to actually help me, huh? ;P"
S-52
"Ah. Nope. I thought you were helping me for free... Why didn't you ask for a payment? xwx"
Helpy
The Helper huffs, and the black hole grows smaller. She is beginning to calm down. "If it was the Singer who caused all of this and not the people....maybe I could forgive....."
Helpy
"SINGER. DID YOU SEND THOSE 4 MONSTERS TO STEAL MY OTHER COMPANIONS?"
S-52
"...Four monsters...? xwx"
S-52
"Describe them. xwx"
Helpy
"An ugly fire based Apollo."
Helpy
"Some sort of basic bitch glass lizard."
Helpy
"Some idiot who spits on people......"
Helpy
"And a fluffy aftik who'd look better on a dinner table."
S-52
"Actually yeah, the aftik is under my patronage. xwx"
Helpy
"If you sent them.........-"
O-12
"You fucking...We had it all planned out! Were you not even listening to me!? I should've known better. I should've known better! But I thought, hey, you seemed different, maybe- Maybe! But all you cared about was yourself and making sure you got what you wanted. I can't believe myself... ;P"
Helpy
"SINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And yet oddly, the blackhole closes even more.
Helpy
"You are an IDIOT."
S-52
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, geez... xwx"
S-52
2024-12-13 06:16:42
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"Do you want something as payment for the troubles? I know Strawberry was clowning around... But what a headache! xwx"
O-12
"She doesn't have the other crabs. Said something about only needing the one. The rest were dinner, for all she cared- They might still be out there... ;P"
S-52
"Wuv wuv."
S-52
"I stopped trying to eat Doofboy after a while... He's actually pretty ok-ish. xwx"
S-52
"Even bandaged him! Ahh... Reminds me of better times."
Helpy
"He's my sweet boy."
Helpy
"But so was Mr. Wampy Fampy."
Helpy
"My dear child Misses Spinkywinky."
Helpy
"My love, Butler baby boy....."
Helpy
"And they even took Blublubloop from me....."
S-52
"...You really cared about your crabs, huh..."
Helpy
"You try to redeem yourself. You say sorry, and the universe keeps showing you why you should hate it."
Helpy
"If this is because my "karma" is so far in the negatives that it can never be redeemed, why don't I just-"
Helpy
"RUIN EVERYTHING."
Helpy
"Though I shouldn't talk to you about that. You ate the Singer."
Helpy
"He was doing such a good job until you came along....."
S-52
"That's a funny thing, actually... xwx"
2024-12-13 06:22:09
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Lobster puts another cage on the ground.

Helpy
"???"
S-52
"I was planning to barf him up and give him that. I'm tired of having his powers... I'm tired of people expecting that just because I ate him I wanted to be all-powerful. xwx"
S-52
"My name is S-52... People just call me lobster. How you'd feel if you had burns all over your face and someone called you fireboy? xwx"
S-52
"I just want to do my duty again... xwx"
O-12
"Then why!? Why go through all this effort! Why trick me, fuck me over, ruining whatever life I have left!? ;P"
Helpy
"Stupid. You killed him, took his powers and thought this would never come to bite you in the ass. You are the most idiotic person I've ever seen."
Helpy
"I would kill you right now."
Helpy
"But it's been nice without the Singer around, just this once."
S-52
"I... Yeah... I should've really expected something to come up to bite me.... I've been hunting for the Creator, but... I didn't have a plan, really. xwx"
S-52
"Sucks to fuck up your only shot at something, eh... xwx"

Lobster shrugs.
O-12
"No kidding. ;P"
S-52
2024-12-13 06:27:07
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"Ah... As for you? Thought I'd be funny! xwx"
S-52
2024-12-13 06:27:23
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"You were making the same mistake I did just for the sake of power. There's no shortcuts in this life, even though I'm sorry for you being O-12... xwx"
S-52
"Killing the Helper would just have given you a short burst of dopamine and then what? Every other notail wants... to try a chance at killing the New Helper? xwx"
S-52
"Not like anyone was killed. xwx"
Lobster gives a hearty slap to Etharia's back. He was poisoned, not dead.
Helpy
"I'm still going to kill O-12."
O-12
"Are you- Are you joking? This was your idea! No, I get it- You were just doing this as a way to get close to her or something, huh? Get us in this fight, stab us in the back to play some- what, knight in shining armor? I don't know what your game is, but...Fuck, I don't know. I shouldn't bother to trust a thing you say anymore. ;P"
Helpy
"Maybe.....my anger is dying out........"
...........
Helpy
"Nevermind. I still can't forgive you."
S-52
"Wait. xwx"

A single hoof hovers over O-12.

Helpy
"Talk quickly."
S-52
"Wait for a single day and I will show you, people will give your crabs back of their own good will. xwx"
Helpy
"Singer, Singer, you're an idiot. You forgive people for stabbing you open, and then say sorry."
Helpy
"I begged them to not take my crabs."
Helpy
"I cried. It's not that they took my crabs Singer, it's that they ruined the help I gave them."
Helpy
"And that cannot be undone."
S-52
"...Why do you help anyways? xwx"
Helpy
"I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE. HONK HONK HONK!!!!"
Helpy
"That's what you wanted to hear, yes?"
S-52
"Yeah. That's a start, surely? xwx"
O-12
O-12 is rapidly trying to text out his last will and testament.
S-52
"Look, I wanted to trick you for helping me out at... And that's ok. But honestly, we're all tired of charades, let's just say what we want and what we want in exchange. xwx"
Helpy
"You first, what do you want? Let's get this over with."
S-52
"Wanted to get to the center of the city so I could get my hands back and return to being a surgeon. xwx"
S-52
"You, O-12? xwx"
O-12
2024-12-13 06:37:25
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2025-11-18 02:01:05
"Well, right now, not to die. I was kind of hoping to go out in a blaze of glory, if anything, and being stomped to death after having a breakdown isn't my ideal way to go. But I'll be dead soon enough anyway, what the hell does it matter what I want. ;P"
S-52
"Blaze of glory or live? Go to the point. xwx"
Helpy
2024-12-13 06:38:02
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-13 06:38:14
"Which one do you want, cause I can give you a hot death."
O-12
"Live! If I have any choice at all, I'd pick live. Fuck. I'm sorry. ;P"
S-52
2024-12-13 06:38:58
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-13 06:39:18
"It's ok! I'm happy we're dealing with this like the adults we are! xwx"

A clown comes in with a boombox playing this.
[SDR2 Execution songs]
Helpy
"Put that back it says it wants to live, let me hear its offer first."

The clown leaves.
Helpy
"You just missed out on the death of a lifetime."
S-52
"Now, Helper, what do you want? xwx"
Helpy
"To be surrounded by nice people who care about me."
Helpy
"How funny, that my wish is the least possible of all 3."
Helpy
"So make me an offer I can't refuse. Or else it's game over."
S-52
"It's going to sound like an odd question... But... Why don't you go for the clowns? They seem to care about each other. xwx"
Helpy
"ARE YOU BLIND?!?!?!"
Helpy
"LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!"
Helpy
"GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE, OR WE'RE FINISHED HERE."
S-52
"You actually convinced them by saying they deserved rights? xwx"
S-52
"No clown... Really fought for their rights before, right? xwx"
S-52
"...But honestly... I do have someone that would love you with all his heart. xwx"
Helpy
"If you don't convince me with this next statement, we're done here."
O-12
"I put my life into the worst possible set of hands. All my life, everything I've ever worked for, ruined. Fuck..."

He's muttering under his breath and seems to be actually crying now.

A blort... Barks.

[Missile ~ A Courageous Little Animal | Ghost Trick]
S-52
"It's true... I will miss him with all my heart! And he surely will miss me... xwx"
S-52
"But I've been giving him less and less care... And a Z-class I know already told me he's bound to get hurt in a real fight... xwx"
S-52
"He's the best blort in the whole universe. He's my crab... And I want you to love him as much you love your crabs. xwx"
S-52
"Sometimes you need to give away something you truly love so it lives the best of its life... So pamper him a lot, ok?! xwx"
Helpy
"......................................................................."
Helpy
The blackhole grows smaller.

"You are giving me the dog you killed the Singer for?"
Helpy
"............................................."
Helpy
"If you feel so strongly about this. I will accept."
Helpy
"I will take good care of Yogurt."
S-52
"Thank you. The memories I had with him will be forever the best moments of my life... And I hope you treasure yours too! xwx"
Helpy
"Fine....I will take you to the witch later. I need to have a talk with her."
Helpy
"The talk was originally going to be such a bloodbath....."
Helpy
"But I'll ignore my grievances, for now."
Helpy
The Helper leans down to O-12. "Do you want this back, or shall I give him the death a super star deserves."
Helpy
"It'd be better than being killed by notails for aligning with god."
S-52
"He's the master of his own fate just like we are of our own. The choice is up to him. xwx"
O-12
"I...are you serious? After all this- You have no reason to even consider...I...I don't- I can't understand why you're doing this. What the hell you get out of this. Why any of this had to happen in the first place. My brain is fucking broken and I..."

He pauses.
O-12
"I'm not a good person. I kind of fucking suck, actually. There's no point in me continuing on, so...just kill me. ;P"
S-52
"Before you go... xwx"
S-52
"What's your real number? Before O-12, that is... xwx"
Helpy
"I'm going to turn you into a clown."
Helpy
"It'll fix all your issues. Even your attitude."
Helpy
"And then you can run around godless, like all zannis do."
Helpy
"PREPARE THE CLOWN LIQUID HONK! HONK! HONK!"
O-12
"...Can't decide if this is worse or not. And, y'know...The funny thing about that, S-52? I can't even remember anymore. It was like, seven digits long. Started with a 9, I think. ;P"
S-52
"Hey... Being a clown isn't that bad... For starters, you can live a long life. You won't have to ask yourself if you're going to die every week... xwx"
S-52
"You're not going to be immediately forgotten after dying as an O-12. xwx"
[SDR2 Execution songs]
Helpy
"THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T KILL YOU FOR ANOMALY CRIMES IF YOU'RE A CLOWN. HONK! HONK! HONK!"
O-12
"...Y'know, I'm kind of already like a clown for the internet anyway, so, fuck it. Clown it is. ;P"
S-52
"Your subscribers surely won't notice a difference! xwx"
Helpy
"CLOWN TIME! CLOWN TIME! CLOWN TIME! CLOWN TIME!"

O-12 is lifted up into the air by the Helper. The rodeo clowns push forward a vat of clown liquid.

Helpy
"HONK HONK."
O-12
O-12 tosses their phone to S-52. "GET A GOOD ANGLE! ;P"
S-52
"Aw fuck."
Lobster tries to hold the phone with her LOBSTER (literal) hands as she tries to film it all.
2024-12-13 06:59:59
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-13 07:00:37

O-12 is dipped deep into the clown liquid and shaken around to make sure full CLOWNIFYCATION happens. He is then pulled up, new, stripped.....and 100% clown.

His newest video "GOD DIPS ME INTO CLOWN LIQUID NOT CLICKBAIT FOR REAL THIS TIME" becomes the top viewed video of the year.

Stardom, is finally his.

And all he had to do...

...was become a clown.
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