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DOG FIGHT▼
DOG FIGHT
[A CYBER'S WORLD? - Deltarune: Chapter 2]

You and your team are walking through "Clown Broadway" The lights and glamor are amazing and you just can't keep your eyes on one location.

The first location you spot is a clown around fight club.
The second is an odd clown church.
The third is an otolaryngologist building.
And lastly is a dump.


Winestra
"OHOHOHOHO! ALRIGHT FAITHFUL FRIENDS OF MY CREW! WE ARE FINALLY HERE"
Cygnus
2024-12-21 17:57:06
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Last edit: 2025-01-12 05:56:02
"So, where the hell do you guys think we should go for this damned Dog?"

The Gandorin asks, sounding somewhat frustrated with all the bright lights.
Emotion
2024-12-21 17:58:47
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Last edit: 2024-12-21 17:59:02
They glance around, wearing an especially 'emo' looking outfit to blend in with their crowd.

"So, where are we going again? I don't want to be here all day, even if its pretty. =."
Winestra
"WHERE TO TO GO CAUSE SOME HAVOC?"
Winestra
"WHY DON'T WE VOTE?"
Cygnus
"Sounds like a plan."
Emotion
2024-12-21 18:03:08
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Posted by ID #99
Last edit: 2025-11-18 04:26:05
"If we're for a dog, I say the dumpster. They like trash. =)." This is a compliment.
Winestra
"I TOO LIKE SIFTING THROUGH FILTH! WE COULD FIND SOME NEW MEMBERS WHILE WE'RE AT IT"
Cygnus
"That's stupid, and you're stupid."
Emotion
"It was your idea to have me here. I vote dump. =)."
Winestra
"WHY DON'T WE GO THERE?"
Cygnus
"I say we head to that.. er.. the medical building. For no reason in particular."
Winestra
2025-01-12 05:58:14
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Winestra pats Cygnus on the back "YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GET DOWN AND UTTERLY COVERED IN TRASH?"
Cygnus
"I despise messes."
Emotion
"You agreed to a vote, we should go to the Dump. >=." They say, scribbling on a new face to show their displeasure at the breaking for the vote.
Winestra
"DUMP IT IS THEN!"
Cygnus
"Urgh.... fine.."
Helpy
"WOAH WOAH WOAH I HEAR ARGUING!!!!"
Helpy
"Do you folks need help in the form of a hint?"
Winestra
"!!!"
Helpy
"Press the X button to remove me."
Emotion
"Sure. We just agreed but help is fine. =)."
Cygnus
"W-what X button???"
Winestra
"I... Come along I guess..."
Winestra
"YOU CAN ALWAYS GO GOTH IF YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN US!"
Cygnus
"yes. that is absolutely an option."
Helpy
"To reject my assistance, just say "X"!"
Emotion
Emotion likes how this clown is built, they are fine with the clown. "Nobody say X. I want to hear clown. This one looks polite =)."
Cygnus
"I wasn't going to."
Winestra
"THEN IS OUR PARTY FULL? LET'S GO TRASH TRUDGING!!!"
Helpy
"Huzzah! I promise to be quiet!"
Helpy
"Except for my constant honking!!!!"

Cygnus plays a sound file of a clown honk through his cybernetics.

Winestra
"BETTER THAN ASKING FOR MORE VAMPIRE CLOTHES!"
Emotion
"That is sufficient. Onto the dump we go =)."
The party heads to the dump while followed by a random clown. The dump is....oddly clean. Clowns don't tend to dump a lot.

At the center of the dump is a broken Kratos unit.


A sign nearby says "WARNING. DOG (MULTIPLE.)"
Helpy
"oH OH I KNOW WHAT THAT SIGN MEANS!!"
Winestra
"What... what is that in the distance? A robot?"
Cygnus
"Multiple dogs?"
Helpy
"Helpy clown tip!!!! That sign means....there's a dog somewhere!!!!"
Emotion
"Dog, multiple? Please say dog. <=)."
Winestra
"Very helpful, thank you."
Cygnus
"Th... aaank. you."
Helpy
"Oh sillies, it says "Dog" which means there's only one dog! Just multiple."
Emotion
"Thank you clown, your help is appreciated. We love having you here. =)." They mean this with their whole soul.
Winestra
"OH WELL THAT'S MORE REASONABLE!"
Winestra
"WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE"
Cygnus
"Wait, what?"
Emotion
They nod, considering. "It did just say Dog. Maybe heads? =."
Helpy
"I'M SO HAPPY I LOVE BEING TOLD THANK YOU! PRAISE ME PRAISE ME PRAISE-"
Helpy
"Urk sorry, went a bit overboard!!!"
Cygnus
Cygnus gives the clown a weird look.
Cygnus
"You're fine."
Winestra
"It's... fine."
Helpy
"You know us clowns HONK HONK HONK."

A group of people not visible clap and laugh.

Emotion
"Understandable. =." They nod, people pleasing is a habit they got over with murder.
Winestra
"ANYWAY, IS THAT A ROBOT I SEE?"
"WHO IS THAT, AND WILL HE JOIN MY GANG?"
Emotion
"A dead one. It looks dead. Hella dead. =."
Cygnus
2025-01-12 06:16:18
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Cygnus turns to see what Winestra is talking about
"I mean. I could probably fix 'em up."
Winestra
"TECHNOMANCER CYGNUS, GO TALK TO IT!!!"
Winestra
"You're Our Nerd!!!! Our Doofy Little Nerd Boy!!!"
Emotion
2025-01-12 06:16:58
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"Don't die."
Cygnus
"WHY WOULD YOU SUGGEST THERE'S A CAPABILITY OF ME DYING????"

Cygnus goes to do his "nerdy technomancy thing"...

The Kratos doesn't move or talk up. Ms. Fizzlewig the Helpy clown trots into the dump to approach the robot.

Helpy
"Wakey wakey, it's time to get up!!!!"
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. A 16 is rolled.

She got too close to the Kratos.

Someone wasn't happy about that.

A MULTI-HEADED DENTINE HAS APPEARED!

[ Pizza Tower OST - Peppino's Sauce Machine ]
Winestra
"A DOG!!!!!"
Winestra
"A BIG DOG!!!"

The dentine grabs the Helpy clown in its jaws!

Cygnus
"HOLY SHIT."
Winestra
"OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK"
Helpy
"HONK HONK SSSUUUUHOKNK."
2025-01-12 06:23:36
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IT'S USING HER AS A SQUEAKY TOY.

Cygnus
"SOMEONE HELP THE FUCKING CLOWN!"
Emotion
"I was right on the heads. I was wrong on the clowns survivability. =(" they state, before adding. "We should try to trade for the clown, I think they think she's a toy."
2025-01-12 06:25:34
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WINESTRA ASKS HONEY BUNCHES TO PROVIDE A SNACK SO THE DENTINE DOESN'T EAT THE CLOWN

Winestra rips off an arm and throws it on the floor! The dentine drops the clown, grabs the honey'd meat and scrambles back behind the Kratos unit.

Helpy
"T-Thank you for saving me!!! That was almost really bad! I don't think we can walk into the dump without getting attacked."
Emotion
Emotion gives a thumbs up, happy it worked at least. "We could bribe for passage? =."
Winestra
"We will not let you get hurt, you are now part of our group."
Winestra
"It's my policy!"
Emotion
"That too. You are good clown. It's been decided =."
2025-01-12 06:27:46
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Cygnus looks the clown up and down to make sure they aren't too badly hurt.

Winestra
"IS THE DOG ALRIGHT? I HOPED IT LIKE CEREAL."
Emotion
"We could also just try to tame this dog, or wrassle it if it's the apple of our eye =."
Cygnus
2025-01-12 06:29:30
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Last edit: 2025-11-18 04:32:50
"I really want this dog. I need it, and would do anything to acquire it."
Helpy
"You guys are really cool but uuuuuh I don't know if I fit your style. I'm more like a cool side cheerleader, you know?"
Winestra
"WE HAVE A BOX FULL OF FUN COSTUMES."

The dentine has finished eating the leg and returns back into guarding mode!

Emotion
"Also, thats fair. This is just a costume because I wanted to practice my skills. Im usually much more yellow =). Now. we should think of a plan of capture."
Emotion
"Bribing might work, maybe Joe could help convince it we're friendly =?" They offer.
Winestra
"Hmmmm. Well, if the clown can't do anything.... hmmmmmmmmmmMMMMM"

Cygnus looks around for something to distract the dog.

2025-01-12 06:33:09
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Cygnus rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.

Cygnus finds clown meat!!!!

Helpy
"I'm going to puke...."
Winestra
"DEVILISHLY DEVIOUS, CYGNUS!!! USE THAT!"
Cygnus
"WHAT THE FUCK?!??!"

Emotion just covers the clowns face with a wing.

Winestra
"wait what even is this stuff"
Emotion
The clown does not deserve to see this.
"Meat, clown. Obviously =."

The dentine wants the clown meat!

Winestra
"I- JUST THROW IT TO THE DOG ANYWAY???????!!!!!"
Emotion
2025-01-12 06:36:02
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"Don't let it get wasted."
2025-01-12 06:36:26
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Cygnus picks up a scrap of metal and uses it to fling the meat towards the dog without touching it.

The dentine starts eating the clown meat! All 3 heads are distracted again!

Winestra
"BRILLIANCE!!!"
Cygnus
2025-01-12 06:36:55
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Last edit: 2025-11-18 04:33:59
Cygnus whispers to Emotion. "Use your blort on it now."
Helpy
The helpy clown pushes the wing away.

"O-O---Oh.....He's....he's eating her!!!!!!!!"
Winestra
"HER???? UHHH"
Emotion
2025-01-12 06:39:34
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"It's your blort =." They comment back, before sending over Joe to see if they could be friends with it and the group
Winestra
2025-01-12 06:39:47
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Last edit: 2025-11-18 04:34:43
"QUICK NOTAIL. BLORT BLORT BLORT"
Winestra is panicking.
Emotion rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 21 is rolled.

Joe the blort hovers over the dentine....The dentine shares the clown meat with the blort! They're friends now.

Emotion
Emotion is perfectly calm, and proud of the blort which they do not own.
Winestra
"AHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!.... Seriously what is that meat???"
Helpy
"I'm going to faaaaaaint......"

The clown turns into a puddle.

Literally.

Winestra
"....."
Emotion
.....Emotion stares at the clown puddle. "We should get a bucket. Clown bucket. <=3."
Cygnus
Cygnus watches concernedly

"......."
Winestra
2025-01-12 06:43:22
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Winestra goes up to Cygnus. "Just grab the dog... You have a cage, right??"
Cygnus
2025-01-12 06:43:37
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Cygnus nods. "I think so? Let's go look around, see if anything else is here. But I absolutely want this dog."
Emotion
"I'll. find clown bucket, see if we can't put them in clown bucket. <=3." Emotion wants to find a bucket in the ruins for the clown to rest in
Emotion rolls a 20 sided die. An 11 is rolled.

Emotion finds a clown bucket (a bucket for clowns.)

Emotion
"......." They stare as they pick up the clown bucket (the bucket for clowns).
Winestra
2025-01-12 06:45:19
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Winestra looks around for something to help.
Winestra rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.
2025-01-12 06:46:09
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Winestra finds a cooler clown bucket, which means that this bucket is better and should be used.

Emotion
They did notice the superior bucket and is letting Winestra handle that.

They can save their clown bucket (for clowns) for another clown.
Cygnus
2025-01-12 06:46:41
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Last edit: 2025-11-18 04:37:40
Cygnus walks into the yard cautiously, and starts to look for anything interesting.
Cygnus rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.

Cygnus steps onto a device!

An alarm starts playing! Huh? They're not sure what it's for...it's not doing anything.....

Cygnus
Cygnus freezes and looks at the device without stepping off.

Cygnus looks at the device......It says "HURRY UP" on it, but yet again. Nothing is happening.

[ Wario Land 4 music- Hurry Up! ]
Cygnus rolls a 20 sided die. A 20 is rolled.
You check the back of the device, it says "Shadow dragon beacon."
Winestra
2025-01-12 06:50:56
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Last edit: 2025-11-18 04:38:17
Winestra is just screaming, and scooping up the clown as fast as she can.

She hopes her potential emo child isn't getting too hurt from being a puddle.
Winestra rolls a 20 sided die. A 7 is rolled.

You miss a few spots of the clown puddle, do you keep trying?
You do not have the full clown.

Winestra
2025-01-12 07:46:12
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She keeps trying.
Winestra rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.
Emotion
"We are trying to collect our clown! O_O." Emotion wants to help with clown collection.
Emotion rolls a 20 sided die. A 17 is rolled.
2025-01-12 07:48:51
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Both Emotion and Winestra collect clown!

THE CLOWN IS IN THE BUCKET.

2025-01-12 07:49:48
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The ground is shaking....................


It's almost here.....

Emotion
"OK LETS FUCKING RUN O_O."
Winestra
"CYGNUS THE DOG THE DOG THE DOG!!!"
Emotion
"THE DOG CAN GET FUCKED, I WANT TO LIVE! IF YOUR NOT RUNNING GIVE ME THE DAMN CLOWN O_O."
Cygnus
2025-01-12 07:51:03
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"Get out get out get out fuck go run!"
Cygnus turns and grabs the dog, before turning to quickly get away.
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 19 is rolled.
2025-01-12 07:51:59
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The dog lets Cygnus pick it up, even though all 3 heads whimper.

A shadow is starting to loom nearby. If your next move isn't to run, you might get caught!

Cygnus
Cygnus pets the heads as he quickly runs out of there.
Winestra
2025-01-12 07:53:07
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Last edit: 2025-11-18 04:40:00
"RUN AWAY!!!!!!"

WINESTRA HOLDS THE SUPERIOR CLOWN BUCKET UP TIGHTLY AND SKEDADDLES.
Emotion
2025-01-12 07:53:29
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EMOTION IS RUNNING AS QUICKLY AS THEY CAN MOVE THEIR LEGS "DON'T FORGET THE FUCKING CLOWN, DRAKON I FORGOT YOUR NAME O_O" THEY DON'T DO GOOD WITH STRESS PLUS MEMORY.
Cygnus
"GET THE FUCK OUT! GO!!"
Cygnus rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 15 is rolled.
Winestra rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 6 is rolled.
Emotion rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +5. A 6 is rolled.

Winestra trips, spilling clown everywhere!

EMOTION TRIPS SPILLING CLOWN EVERYWHERE.

Cygnus gets away safely! The pup has been obtained.

Winestra
2025-01-12 07:57:27
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IN A FUCKING PANIC, WINESTRA PRAYS TO THE GODS OF LUCK AND USES HER COMPELLING PSYCHIC POWER TO CONVINCE THE CLOWN TO GET INTO THE BUCKET THEMSELF.
Emotion
EMOTION IS CURSING OUT EVERY GOD MEANWHILE, ESPECIALLY THE NEO. YOU CAN HEAR THEM CURSE OUT THE NEO A LOT, THEY REFUSE TO LEAVE CLOWN. LEGS WILL REGROW JUST FINE, THEY WANT CLOWN.
Sadly...for the two bucket heads......he blocks the way.
[ Dunkstein and Slamough - Quad City DJs vs Dark Souls ]
2025-01-12 07:59:26
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"Hmmmm, you guys are stealing clowns aren't you..... OwO"

Emotion
2025-01-12 08:02:13
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They are trying to keep their resolve. "Our clown friend got glooped. We have them in our bucket." They are being so polite its unreal.

"<=(."
Winestra
"OH WHAT A GORGEOUS SUIT OF ARMOR THAT IS!!!"
Winestra
2025-01-12 08:01:53
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Last edit: 2025-11-18 04:41:34
"MY IT WOULD LOOK SO COOL,"
"IF
"YOU JOIN MY EMO BAND LOOK EVEN MORE BADASS!!!" COMPELLING PSYCHIC POWER TIME!
O-11
"I'm not giving- giving you the time of day."

O-11 uses [NERF THIS]
O-11 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +100. An 117 is rolled.
2025-01-12 08:03:46
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WINNESTRA IS INSTANTLY REMOVED FROM EXISTENCE.


O-11 stares down Emotion with his arms crossed.

O-11
"Do you- you want to join your kin? OwO"
Red Jasper
2025-01-12 08:12:32
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Last edit: 2025-01-12 09:15:08
THEY STARE AT JASPER AS THEY ARE OBLITERATED.
Emotion
SCARED SHITLESS, YES. BUT THEY ARE TRYING SO HARD, LOOKING BACK AT THE HUGE FUCKING MECH.
"Not particularly, no. <=(."
O-11
"M-M-.....MAYBE you should have thought about that before STEALING CLOWNS. OwO"

O-11 is charging up his [SUPER NERF THIS.]

Emotion
"Pardon me, but this clown is my friend <=(."
O-11
"Prepare to meet your maker, liar! OwO"
Emotion
"They got glooped, and we heard you approaching and assumed the worst."
"I assume you aren't going to listen <=(. I'll just wait to die then."
O-11
"O-Oh........"
O-11
"Really? Dang I'm- I'm sorry I thought you were doing...something bad. OwO"

O-11 pats you on the head.

O-11 rolls a 20 sided die with a modifier of +100. An 110 is rolled.
2025-01-12 08:17:56
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Emotion is instantly vaporized.

"................................................."
"I forgot I was still powering up my attack...... OwO"
SUB-100% CASUALTY RATE. EXPEDITION COMPLETED!
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