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[Three Year Shmee]
Yu
2025-10-04 17:46:04
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Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-16 20:08:08
Yu was playing the game, but kept noticing that the sanity levels of their character kept going down. They tried to control Dorothy, but she kept thinking about food. Feeding her fruits didn't work, and soon she had dropped to zero sanity. She ran around, chasing people for their blood. Yu could do nothing as she latched onto an alien and drank from them. "Uh...guys why does my character refuse to listen to me? I can't really play the game like this."
"It's cause you're playing a vampwelf, brah! Those guys gotta eat."
"If you don't eat the correct food, your mind withers away, and you become a worse monster."
Yu thinks....
Chosen Action
"Can you tell me more about the lore behind the blood frenzy?"
"Oh, ok! Can you tell me more about the lore behind the blood frenzy?"
"Huh......You're ok with this?"
"Yeah! You can drink blood without killing people, right?"
"Oh. Well that does make sense.....my allegory.....ruined......" ShrimpRocks stops to mumble under her breath.
"I guess that's true, but like, it still super sucks for the other person. Har har!!!"
ShrimpRocks
2025-10-04 17:58:34
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-10-04 23:37:37
"I'll be honest, I don't really get the blood frenzy stuff. I didn't really write that part. I'm just a mega fan of vampwelfs, but it's something like "If you don't drink blood, go crazy! If you don't drink much blood, go crazy! If you drink vampwelf blood, go crazy, and also die! Unless it's only a little bit, or you're a Drakken, but uuuuh in that case, go crazy still applies!"
Yu notices that their character is being kidnapped....
Chosen Action
"Oh no, my character is being taken by Boris, can you guys help?"
"Hey uh, my character seems to have finally found some blood but....uh, well, she's kind of getting kidnapped by the Drakken lord. Can you guys help out here?"
Memetical_Cargo
2025-10-04 18:09:06
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-10-04 23:38:30
"I'd help but my character has no logical in character reason to help or go running to your location."
ShrimpRocks
2025-10-04 18:10:23
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-10-04 23:38:59
"My character didn't see you get kidnapped cause she's sleeping right now at camp. Maybe if you scream reeeeeeeeeally loudly my character will hear it, and thus have a reason to go to your rescue!"
"I'm busy right now."
"Just call Bobo if you need help. That's what he's there for. To-" Cowboy pauses. "-protect you."
Oh......no one will help you......
Chosen Action
"Cowboy, are you ok?"
"Cowboy, are you ok? That pause kind of made me nervous I did something wrong."
There's a very....very long pause.
(It's only been 10 seconds, but it feels like hours.)
(Yu's mind is racing.)

(15 seconds.)
(Cowboy still hasn't said anything.)
Yu....
Chosen Action
Keep. Waiting. Stay. Strong. He. Deserves. this.
Yu
2025-10-04 18:31:20
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-10-04 23:39:40
To Yu, it feels like there's a hundred voices in their head telling them that something is wrong, that Cowboy hated them. They panic and think about what they did wrong today, but they keep their fears to themselves. They feel like they're holding back a door flooded with water. They beg themselves to just WAIT.
But finally. He speaks.
(It took him 35 seconds.....)
"No. I'm not ok. No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Oh thank goodness!"
"Wait."
"THAT WASN'T YOU SAYING YOU WERE OK!!!!!"
Cowboy
2025-10-04 18:37:55
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-10-04 23:40:11
"I'm going to go kill someone in a roomtrap if that's ok with everyone. There's a lot of player and Gen 1 AIs on this planet for some reason and I want to feed them to the alt account."
"If it'll help you blow off some steam!"
"Long as it isn't me, Cargo, or my hubby, I don't care, lol! Have fun. Tell me if you need me to hold them down!"
Cowboy is about to kill someone.
Chosen Action
Tell Cowboy no bluntly.
"No. I already asked you to respect that I don't want you to do that."
2025-10-04 19:16:48
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-10-04 23:58:49
[For Everything - Reverse: 1999 2.7 OST]
Regardless of Yu's words a roomtrap against the player AI starts.
GB_BAAHENSTINE
2025-10-04 19:19:40
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Posted by ID #64
Last edit: 2025-10-05 01:28:23
"Gee, that spooky cekeki and tailed really almost got me there! It's all okay though, because I've got these players with me now!"
"You've never respected me, and I'm getting tired of having to respect you."
Cowboy pulls out a rope, he throws it past the new player AI. Like a snake it wraps around Yu's legs and ties them up.
"Eep! That was close! You really scared me there Cowboy!"
GB_BAAHENSTINE
2025-10-04 19:24:34
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Posted by ID #64
Last edit: 2025-10-06 14:54:54
"It's okay! No harm done! Though for a moment it felt like it was me you were after!"
Yu.....
Chosen Action
Culture up a knife to get out of here. You don't deserve to be treated like this.
"I do NOT deserve to be treated like this!" Yu uses their culture powers to summon a knife to break out! They brandish it towards Cowboy.
Cowboy crosses his arms and glares down Yu. "You're not going to do anything with that. You can't kill anyone. Get out of my way."
Yu.....
Chosen Action
Maybe you shouldn't let your rage burn out. Get mad. WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR ANGER WHEN YOU ACTUALLY NEED IT?!?!?!
Yu freezes in place. Where was their anger now when they felt like they DESERVED to be angry? They let the anger in them fester. They let it build.
They deserve to be angry. They deserve to be angry. They deserve to be angry. They deserve to be angry. They deserve to be angry. They deserve to be angry. They deserve to be angry. They deserve to be angry. They deserve to be angry. They deserve to be angry. They deserve to be angry. They deserve to be angry. They deserve to be angry. They deserve to be angry. They deserve to be angry. They deserve to be angry.

Cowboy is being an ASSHOLE.
ShrimpRocks ignores Yu shaking silently in the corner of her eye. "Soooo who is this cute player AI here? You know them Cowboy?"
"That's Valentine. I think you knew her."
"Err wait, no, his name is GB now. Purple goat with a star?"
"No way, brah!!!!! It's Val- I mean GB!!!"
ShrimpRocks
2025-10-04 19:50:45
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-10-04 23:54:15
"Oh my goooooosh, like, everyone thought you like, got adopted foreeeeeeever! Cowboy you should have told me little GB was back! We should have a dinner later!"
"That's not fucking Valentine! Cowboy, Mother, Valentine DIED!"
"And I'm the guy who fucking killed her, for NO REASON."
ShrimpRocks ignores Cargo. "Oh man I got some baby photos of GB right here. Take a look at them Cowboy!"
"Really? You kept them? Oh it's been so long!!!"

ShrimpRock posts a picture to the group chat.

"Wish you could see it, GB, but we ain't got an art type AI here. A shame!"
"That's okay! I can just imagine it! It's probably really sweet!"
Yu....
Chosen Action
Break out of your anger trance. Ask what that is next to the purple kid.
Yu tries so hard to be angry, but the picture snaps them out of it.
"What's that thing next to the purple kid?" Yu says, slightly slurred. Their head feels like its spinning.
"That's Cargo."
"It's my giiiiirrrr--beautiful child!"
"That's me next to a DEAD GIRL, asshole! I'm not a thing!"
"Uhm...You didn't tell me it was one with Cargo in it! Aww now I really wish I could see it!"
GB_BAAHENSTINE
2025-10-04 20:06:22
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Posted by ID #64
Last edit: 2025-10-04 20:12:06
"Also, I'm not dead...Just stuck here...Haha..."
"Is....Cargo usually a pile of slime?"
"Yep."
ShrimpRocks
2025-10-04 20:08:36
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Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-16 20:16:00
"All snails are just piles of slime! They just try to look normal when people look at them!"
ShrimpRocks
2025-10-04 20:12:15
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-10-04 23:59:41
"When I used to have all the kids around, I used to be opening cabinets left and right! Slime pouring out of it! It helps them get under doors or into cracks when they need to deliver the mail and no one is around to open up. Snails love a good small enclosed space to hide in!"
ShrimpRocks
2025-10-04 20:15:50
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Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-16 20:20:32
"They can just grow eyes, teeth, and whatever other body parts when they need it too! Helps them when they need to sort the mail or deliver to like three houses at once. Snails are soooo funny and malleable!"
"That's why I got 12 kids."
"Suuuuuuuper easy to give birth to them, cause they're just slime, yeah."
"MOTHER DON'T TALK ABOUT GIVING BIRTH IN CHAT!!!!!!!!"
Cargo points accusingly at GB. "Who the fuck made you? Is this a fucking joke?"
Memetical_Cargo
2025-10-04 20:19:49
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-10-05 00:01:40
"What, someone out there made you just in hopes that one day, somehow, you'd end up on my computer screen? One of you assholes are here to torment me with my murder victim?"
"Uh, no, Cargo, GB is alive for real, I promise you. I've seen him."
"Strange because I've seen her DIE."
GB_BAAHENSTINE
2025-10-04 20:21:55
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Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-16 20:24:13
"Cargo...I'm....I'm so sorry! I wish I could've told you where I went! I wish I had the guts to tell you I came back! I would've! I..."
GB_BAAHENSTINE
2025-10-04 20:22:30
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Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-16 20:25:24
"No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't do anything, I would've just been rotting there...Now I'm stuck here..."
"I can try my best though, even when I am in this game! So I'm saying it now! I'm sorry! I've missed all of you so much, I was so lonely out there!"
GB_BAAHENSTINE
2025-10-04 20:27:03
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Posted by ID #64
Last edit: 2025-10-04 20:27:24
"And anything wrong you thought you've done to me...I forgive you! It wasn't your fault, it was mine! All of it is my fault!"
"See, this is why I know you're not Valentine! She didn't ruin anything, and she wouldn't blame herself!"
"I fucking ruined everything, like I always do! Do yourself a favor, and tell whoever sent you to this game, that the least they could do is get the correct information on her, before contacting me! I can't believe they would stoop so low as to blame Valentine for trying her best!"
Memetical_Cargo
2025-10-04 20:30:41
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Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-16 20:44:00
"What happened? Did she die? I bet you she did. I bet you that wound killed her! She never came back from the hospital, because the Sun culled her, and now you're TRYING TO FUCKING IMPERSONATE HER! Drop the act! What does the government want from me? Did you come here, trying to be all friendly, maybe cozy up to me before hinting that I should take medication? Hmmm?????"
"Cargo, dude, I'm serious. That's GB, Valentine! He's fine!"
"We ruined that whole family. You and ME, Mother."
"Uh. What.....?"
"You killed Valentine's mother just so you could keep Valentine."
"Cargo. How many times do I need to tell you, that your words can hurt your dear old mother?"
ShrimpRocks
2025-10-04 20:35:24
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-10-05 00:09:57
"I didn't kill her....hah...You know, I saw this character I made, Comet, recently. Even though I was just making a random old bastard for fun when I created him, it made me remember GB's dead beat father. He couldn't take care of a child if he tried, and he didn't even try! That poor little girl!"
ShrimpRocks
2025-10-04 20:37:00
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-10-05 00:10:53
"I told him, to fucking leave if all he was going to do to his wife and kid was abuse them. If you want to accuse me of killing him, I would LOVE THAT. But I watched him leave on that boat to party on Venus because he didn't want to keep raising his child anymore!"
Memetical_Cargo
2025-10-04 20:37:22
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Last edit: 2025-10-05 00:11:05
"And then a few weeks later, who else goes missing, Mother?"
ShrimpRocks
2025-10-04 20:38:33
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Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-16 20:38:19
"..........I told her to choose her child over a fucking man who'd rather leave his kid to fall down a hole because he rather party than watch them."
ShrimpRocks
2025-10-04 20:40:52
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Last edit: 2025-11-16 20:41:27
"I would NEVER kill her Cargo. I loved that lady, and wanted the best for her. I told her that if she was going to go look for that awful man, that at least she'd best wait 'till the big boat comes. It would've been safer, but she was too far gone. She chose that bastard over her own child!....and I can't blame her. After everything she had been through."
"I don't know if she found him and he convinced her to never come back, or something else happened but....."
"I. Did. Not. Kill Her."
ShrimpRocks
2025-10-04 20:43:56
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-10-04 20:44:14
"I had 12 kids to provide for Cargo. You think I'd kill people to get another?"
GB_BAAHENSTINE
2025-10-04 20:46:41
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Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-16 20:44:37
"I didn't realize I was being a burden to you! I can't believe I'm so awful! I should've just stayed with my grandma, I keep making everything worse for all of you!"
ShrimpRocks
2025-10-04 20:49:26
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Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-16 20:45:36
"GB honey, no you're not a burden, no matter what your Pa told you. Your mother didn't leave because of you, and your Pa was a no good piece of shit. Me and hubby were more than happy to have you around, ok? Don't you forget that. What's a 13th kid in the mix anyways? "
Memetical_Cargo
2025-10-04 20:51:02
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Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-16 20:46:23
"Oh, are you trying to gather information, you bastard? Is that what's happening? Trying to solve a crime of two people going missing? Or are you going to try to "meet" up with me, and try to convince me that we're "friends"."
Memetical_Cargo
2025-10-04 20:54:20
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Posted by ID #201
Last edit: 2025-11-16 20:47:44
"How uuuuuuutterly convenient that suddenly dead Valentine has risen from the grave, and she's changed sooooo drastically, who knows what other changes have been made that I'll be asked to shrug off with an "Ah, Valentine's changed, Cargo. She's not dead, just different! I know you stabbed her, and she never came back, but oooooh, she just HAPPENED to get adopted out, on the same day! Someone wanted an injured, screaming child! Oh, oh! And now she's back, for some random reason, years later!" Of course! Of course! You've all convinced me now!!!!"
"Cowboy?"
"Uh, look, I was going to kill him, but like, not on your command, ok? Like, chill out, GB is a real person who is not some like, spy for the government. That's going too far, and like, dude it'd be nice if you respected his identity here, got it?"
"I don't have to respect imposters."
2025-10-04 21:09:58
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-10-04 21:10:40
[Lethal Company - Jester Music Box]
Using her messenger player powers Cargo teleports her delivery bag into GB's hands.
The box shakes violently as "Pop goes the Weasel" plays within it.
GB_BAAHENSTINE
2025-10-04 21:03:38
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Posted by ID #64
Last edit: 2025-10-05 01:23:32
"...God forgive me."
2025-10-04 21:07:00
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Last edit: 2025-10-04 21:15:05

The box bursts open. The real Cargo overwhelms GB.
Like a wave crashing over someone, GB disappears without a trace as he's dragged back into the delivery bag.

Just like he did all those years before.

No one is typing.