STORY
STORY
A LOST SOUL
This isn't how G-1094 wanted this to go.
[Every Step of the Way - Death Road to Canada]

G-1094
2025-03-20 15:29:15
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A simple G-Class notail, G-1094 had never been off their homeworld of Eukaryote. Sure they had sat in many spaceships, hauling supplies, but exploration past a shipping dock was outside of their experience.

G-1094
2025-03-20 15:32:22
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They had been waiting for others to capture and load up some animals. G-1094 was on feeding duty. It was supposed to be simple, unexciting, just how they liked it.
But then the alarms screamed.

L-429
2025-03-20 15:37:52
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Without thinking they had followed protocol. Release the animals, and escape the ship. They didn't even look for the danger. As a G-eneral class, it wasn't their duty to question orders, just to follow them exactly.
But when they had escaped whatever the danger was, they quickly realized they had no idea what to do next.

G-1094
2025-03-20 15:45:42
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Posted by ID #2
No chain of command. No animals to watch. It was only them in an endlessly spanning alien city and their one loyal steed, Fang the thornhead.

G-1094
2025-03-20 16:13:14
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Posted by ID #2
"Ah, dang Fang, I bet you're hungry after all of that. Maybe we can find you something to eat. I'm sure there's food we can scavenge up. It'll be just like the woods, haha... <:)"

Fang
2025-03-20 17:18:23
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Posted by ID #2
"Wooourrrr!" Fang warbles before launching forward, escaping from his owner.

G-1094
2025-03-20 17:21:42
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Posted by ID #2
G-1094 sighs. So much for "loyal steed." They race after Fang through the city. Escaped and wild creatures poke their heads out from rubble to investigate the commotion as the G-class yells out to their pet.

L-429
2025-03-20 17:24:07
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"Hey, aren't you with the guys working here? You ain't up to anything illegal now, aren't you? >w<"

G-1094
2025-03-20 17:26:20
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Posted by ID #2
"I'm not doing any crimes.....at least I hope not. I don't know anything about the laws around here. I'm just trying to wait for my boss to come back. At least, until my thornhead got away from me. <:)"

T-4613709
2025-03-20 17:27:48
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"Hoo hoo! Loitering, aren't we?" A small birdlike alien tweets as he hops from behind the tall notail.

G-1094
2025-03-20 17:28:59
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In an instant G-1094 forgets what they were doing. They point at the bird and ask- "Is that an alien? Like, a real one? <:)"

L-429
2025-03-20 17:29:59
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Posted by ID #2
"Whaaaaaaat??? No way! T-4613709 is my child. I'm a notail, so T-4613709 is a notail for sure! >w<"

T-4613709
2025-03-20 17:30:46
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Posted by ID #2
"Hooooo, it's true! L-429 is my mother. I look a little different from other notails, but mama told me notails just hatch out mutated sometimes. "

G-1094
2025-03-20 17:31:04
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"................................"

G-1094
2025-03-20 17:31:12
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Posted by ID #2
".................................................."

G-1094
2025-03-20 17:31:33
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Posted by ID #2
"I don't think notails hatch from eggs. <:)"

L-429
2025-03-20 17:33:47
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Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"I know you're a tube baby like every other notail, but natural born notails hatch from eggs! I mean, how can you possibly prove me wrong, do you know where notail babies come from when there's no tube to work with? >w<"

G-1094
2025-03-20 17:34:22
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Posted by ID #2
"Well-"

G-1094
2025-03-20 17:34:28
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Posted by ID #2
"I..."

G-1094
2025-03-20 17:35:41
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Posted by ID #2
"So they really come from eggs???" Like most notails, G-1094 was uneducated in this department. They couldn't make heads or tails of the situation.

L-429
2025-03-20 17:36:27
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"I may engage in alien capitalism, but I'm no liar! Except when I tell rich people that my stickers radiate a frequency that enlightens their neurons!"

L-429
2025-03-20 17:36:37
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Posted by ID #2
"But hey, it's their fault if they fall for that!!!!! >w<"

Fang
2025-03-20 17:38:49
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Posted by ID #2
Fang drifts over to the group, tilting its head to gain a better feel for the situation.

G-1094
2025-03-20 17:40:05
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Posted by ID #2
"Fang! Don't run off again, ok boy? What if the others came back while I was out finding you? <:)"

T-4613709
2025-03-20 17:40:36
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".............What a strange looking thornhead you have there." The small, feathered "notail" interrupts.

G-1094
2025-03-20 17:41:00
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Posted by ID #2
"Oh. Fang? He's albino. That's why he looks like that."

L-429
2025-03-20 17:41:43
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L-429 snickers. "Pfffthaha! Didn't know albino thornheads looked so weird! >w<"

G-1094
2025-03-20 17:44:11
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G-1094 ignores the rude comments. They're used to people pointing out Fang's oddities. "You wouldn't happen to know where my boss is, would you? Dog based notail? <:)"

L-429
2025-03-20 17:45:06
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The tall notail rubs her hands, interested in a possible deal. "How much is information like that worth to you? >w<"

G-1094
2025-03-20 17:45:47
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Posted by ID #2
"I don't have any money, you know. <:)"

L-429
2025-03-20 17:46:41
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Posted by ID #2
"Right right! Notail kin! Notail kin! You are funded by the government! All three of us are notails, so we can share info for free! >w<"

T-4613709
2025-03-20 17:50:11
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Posted by ID #2
"We have seen your boss. We traded him socks that weren't wet and vegan ham for 100,000 points. He doesn't really understand how money works, yet he engages in xenocapitalism. Curious."

G-1094
2025-03-20 17:53:11
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Posted by ID #2
"Yeah, I think aliens pay him to watch his weird movies or something. I don't think he actually knows what money is. <:)" G-1094 states with a shrug.

L-429
2025-03-20 17:56:24
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Posted by ID #2
"He went off that-away. When you see him, tell him to buy more shit from us! We got a federation paper filing we're trying to save up for here. Support your local businesses and all that! >w<"

K-9
2025-03-20 18:06:11
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Posted by ID #2
G-1094 follows the directions given, coming across a small group of notails investigating a strange metal that has ripped itself out of the ground. "You, G-class! What are you doing off of the ship? +u+"

K-9
2025-03-20 18:07:02
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Last edit: 2025-03-20 18:09:48
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"This is grounds for immediate termination. Prepare the brain removal device. ouo"

K-9
2025-03-20 18:07:50
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"Hey I'd like to keep my brain where it is, if that's ok? <:)"

K-9
2025-03-20 18:09:05
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"It is not ok. But we will let the current K-class leader make the final choice on your fate. ouo"

K-9
2025-03-20 18:10:30
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Posted by ID #2
"I know this may be controversial, but I don't think brain removal is necessary!"

K-9
2025-03-20 18:10:39
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Posted by ID #2
"Yet."

K-9
2025-03-20 18:11:04
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Posted by ID #2
"Explain why you abandoned your post, G-class. +u+"

G-1094
2025-03-20 18:13:06
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Last edit: 2025-03-20 18:14:00
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"The ship alarm went off. Procedure states....
1. Release the animals.
2. Leave the ship. <:)"
1. Release the animals.
2. Leave the ship. <:)"

K-9
2025-03-20 18:13:26
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Posted by ID #2
"What caused the alarm? +u+"

G-1094
2025-03-20 18:13:51
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Posted by ID #2
"I dunno. Checking wasn't in the procedure. <:)"

K-9
2025-03-20 18:14:41
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Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Do you at least know where the animals went? ouo"

G-1094
2025-03-20 18:15:31
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Posted by ID #2
"That also wasn't in the procedure. I just stood around waiting for orders. <:)"

K-9
2025-03-20 18:16:31
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Posted by ID #2
"They are. S.T.U.P.I.D. ouo"

G-1094
2025-03-20 18:17:03
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Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"What does that mean? <:)"

K-9
2025-03-20 18:17:36
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Posted by ID #2
"It spells out, STUPID. Stupid. ouo"

G-1094
2025-03-20 18:18:24
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Posted by ID #2
"I thought it was an acronym! <:)"

K-9
2025-03-20 18:19:50
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Posted by ID #2
"If you're following procedures, why did you leave your post of standing idiotically watching all the animals escape from an unspecified danger? +u+"

G-1094
2025-03-20 18:23:26
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"Oh, well I had to catch my thornhead, Fang!" G-1094 motions to Fang.

K-9
2025-03-20 18:24:00
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Posted by ID #2
"Do you even know what a thornhead should look like? ouo"

G-1094
2025-03-20 18:24:34
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Posted by ID #2
"Why is everyone rude about this? He's just albino..... <:)"

K-9
2025-03-20 18:27:23
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Posted by ID #2
Posted by ID #2
"Look, G-class. The past K-class leaders aren't pleased with you. I recommend you start catching some of those creatures you let loose, before you get recommended for P.R.O.M.O.T.I.O.N. +u+"

G-1094
2025-03-20 18:28:14
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Posted by ID #2
"I don't know if I can take orders from you. You're not my boss. <:)"

K-9
2025-03-20 18:28:40
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Posted by ID #2
"If your brain went missing, no one would know. ouo"

K-9
2025-03-20 18:30:20
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Posted by ID #2
"G-class, have you ever questioned reality? +u+"

G-1094
2025-03-20 18:31:24
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Posted by ID #2
"Uh, no? Seems like a weird thing to be questioning. <:)"

K-9
2025-03-20 18:32:09
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Posted by ID #2
"Here's my recommendation. Things in this city are a lot weirder than you think......."

K-9
2025-03-20 18:32:34
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Last edit: 2025-03-20 18:33:07
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"When someone does anything, consider the following questions....."

K-9
2025-03-20 18:33:01
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Posted by ID #2
"Why is this happening? Why would you do this? ouo"

K-9
2025-03-20 18:35:25
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Posted by ID #2
"I know you're a cog in a wheel, and we need those at work....." The K-class leader turns around, touching once more the jutting metal structure breaking out from the street.

K-9
2025-03-20 18:35:58
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Posted by ID #2
"But enough cogs not asking questions can lead to devastating results."

G-1094
2025-03-20 18:36:54
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Posted by ID #2
"Right. So catch creatures? That's what my job is?"

G-1094
2025-03-20 18:38:54
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Posted by ID #2
"Leave it to me! It'll be easy! Come on Fang, let's get going! <:)" G-1094 cheers before escaping to the maze of a city.

K-9
2025-03-20 18:39:02
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Posted by ID #2
"..............................................."

K-9
2025-03-20 18:41:00
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Posted by ID #2
"They didn't ask about the fact that this city is in ruins. They didn't ask about the giant metal chunks erupting out of the ground. They didn't even ask why we're investigating and taking samples here. +u+"

K-9
2025-03-20 18:42:29
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Posted by ID #2
"I hope that they fall down a hole. And break their neck. So that we can remove their brain. As it is clear to us that they are not using it at this moment. ouo"
AND THUS THE G-CLASS HEADS DEEPER INTO THE CITY.....
No one is typing.





