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dragonhoardz
fran(ny) / #1 ultimate dragon
dragonhoardz
Art by, wildfire
- Strength-5
- Intelligence-6
- Charisma-7
- Endurance-3
- Agility-2
- Luck-1
Player Name: dragonhoardz AKA Franny
Pronouns: Ey/Em/Eirs (Like they/them without the th)
Age in notail years: 19 (cringe)
Player Type: Dreams / Death
Favorite Entry: Thanatos, Axeni, Notails, Umorus, Numbskulls
Favorite Patron: Thanatos !! Though Hermes is close second
Swag Levels: Through the roof
Traits
This swagmaster is glow in the dark!
AAAAAAH!! Sorry, is that loud?
Is it ready yet? Is it ready yet? Whenzit gonna be ready? How ‘bout now? No? How much longer?
If two guys where on the moon and one killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what?
You gotta do what you gotta do!
I looooobe collecting fools gold. #1 thing in my hoard.
I love being in other peoples beeswax. You might not notice but I‘ll allllllways want to spy through the grapevine.
Huh? I owe you something? Since when? Last month?? Oops… Sorry, I forgot!
My swag is unimaginable. You will never have as much swag as I will. My swag charts are so high, not even my BROS can handle it. I once got 10 likes on my DANK fortnite meme edit, you peasants could never. My mom told me my swag was too much to contain, that‘s why I play GTA 5 and fortnite to emanate my swag to other people, just so they can get a taste of my swag. All in all, everyone fucking sucks except me, my swag is the best.
Hello World
#1 dragon, #2 swagster, #3 ultimate gamer. Thats me!
Why Do Women Hate Me?
sorry that im absolutely dripping with swag right now, absolutely to the brim with swag. It‘s so right it be swagendicular to the swag axis of my swag body. The swag comes natural to those who have been through natural swaglection, and evoswaglution. I ain‘t not low boy swag coming from a neanderswag, I am a deity of swag to shine across the sky and bring swag to everyone who i blessed upon thee. Swag is not a gift nor a punishment, it is a rightful responsibility that i must execute with the upmost care and swaggling. just because i have been filled with swag across every inch of my body gives you no right to jealousy, this swag was rightly swagged for. Swag punching the worst of enemies for any chance of receiving swag, but i finally achieved. Total swagulinity. Of course I could brag on about my swag and the achievements I have made, but I have been holding back all my swag this whole time and releasing any drop of it can cause a swagageddon. A large swagtasrophy would not be a good thing at all but what i must do is stay at bay and let you admire from afar without knowing the true power of total swagulinity, maybe one day you too can have this much swag. This is why women __hate me!!!!__ they cant HANDLE THIS ***SWAG***
