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Pets

A herd of loveable friends......

The petdex contains a list of all currently found pets from capture creature events. Using this section you may check out pets or using advanced search, build your team for an expedition.

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TOFU
Common Friendly Blort
[Reverse Card]This creature can reverse one move per expedition.
I really don't know what to say about this blort so just take it.
BUCKSHOT
Legendary Diabolical Blort
[Loyalty]This creature is loyal to whoever they are aligned with and it would take a lot to ever drag them away from that.
[Batteries Included]On the start of the expedition one item will be summoned into your inventory. This item depends on your capture creature.
You feel its eyes on you, even from behind the splintered-wood walls of the old ranchhouse. Crows circle and fly above, seeming to know where it seems them to go. Feels like there's something stuffed inside, but you can't quite tell what... or, for that matter, do you want to know?
LINT
Rare Adventurous Blort
[Mess Up Time]It's time to mess everything up! +1 to every roll for every turn spent making a mess. (Caps at +10)
Using a scrap of skin from Patches the blort, you created a tube and shook it a few times. You didn't think it would work, but after a few shakes a brand new baby blort generated! Say hello to the son of Patches!
SLUG
Legendary Aggressive Blort
[Batteries Included]On the start of the expedition one item will be summoned into your inventory. This item depends on your capture creature.
[ ARES UNIT v378 - FREQ 141.80. Commander, strange lifeform spotted at the far end of the hangar in the ammunition, non-hostile. Gave the crew a start when it started barking orders like it ran the place, but it insisted for me to rest assured - that it was a "Good Boy". ]
ASS
Common Adventurous Meg
[Giant]This creature is larger than normal.
[Kinship]Other creatures of the same species will never attack it. Likewise this creature will not attack creatures of the same species.
[Soft]All attacks do double damage to this pet.
[Public Enemy]After two rolls by this pet, it is flagged as an enemy to everyone and gains [Punching Bag].
This meg grows best in the summer months. You've tried many genres of music to see what makes this meg grow best and have come to find out that it loves some good ole fashion hard core metal.
ROOTROT
Legendary Diabolical Meg
[Suspicious Meat]Can produce one ration that is loved by all. (Don't ask.)
[Feral]You cannot command this creature. No matter what it will never listen to your orders. It cannot be tamed or become [Loyal].
The vine is dried up and the fig tree is withered; the pomegranate, the palm and the apple tree all the trees of the field are dried up. Surely the people's joy is withered away. - Joel 1:12
THE MLEG
Legendary Shy Meg
[Double or Nothing]20 rolls count as double criticals, 1 rolls count as disaster rolls.
Would you like something to drink? [She opened the fridge.]
We have water, milk, juice, legs, Dr. Pepper--
Legs?
Legs it is, then.
No, that wasn't--
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of legs.
TAR
Legendary Diabolical Meg
[Sacrificial Luck]Your creature's death will not be in vain. If killed give +20 to the next roll of one of your friends.
O silent keeper of unfathomable knowledge, secrets of the divine. Baleful apostate, find this dagger into the heart of this offering, and be born anew into the true Kingdom of God.
RAPSCALLION
Uncommon Diabolical Blort
[Chaos]Causes one chaos roll per expedition at complete random.
[Uh....]This creature is....well....self explanatory or hard to explain.
The buzzing never stops. The buzzing never stops. The buzzing never stops. The buzzing never stops. The buzzing never stops. The buzzing never stops. The buzzing never stops. The buzzing never stops. The buzzing never stops.
MALT
Common Crybaby Crab
[Extreme Disloyalty]Jeez, this creature just doesn't seem to care about you! -10 to all rolls.
[Happy Rays]Can make someone feel happy for a short moment.
His name is Mr. Wampy Fampy, and you stole him, you monster.
ALLEY
Rare Adventurous Blort
[=ERROR ENTITY=]You're not supposed to be here! Upon expedition start, summon an extra party member. All their rolls are now -20.
You catch it in the corner of your eyes or lurking in the shadows. People tell you it's not real, you're making it up, etc., but you know it's real. You've seen it! You just can't get a good picture of it....
SHELLY
Uncommon Generic Snakevine
[Neutral Good]This is just a slightly good pet. +1 to all rolls.
You were told by the seller of this snake that in 10 million years from now the descendants of this snakevine will be crabs. Personally you think they'll be weasels so you're both taking bets.
CASHMERE
Legendary Aggressive Meg
[Hypnotizing]This pet is too pretty to get hurt! When attacked roll a 3 sided die, if 3 is rolled the attack is failed. If used during hunts, fauna become slightly easier to catch.
[Pretty]This creature is really darn pretty. People like to look and talk about it anytime they get the moment to do so.
[Fat]This creature is heavier than normal.
This is the perfect pet. Really. Sorry, everybody else who ordered pets, but this is just about as good as it's gonna get! Look at how healthy and shiny this meg's scales are. It's soooo awesome, and all the fruit it makes is delicious and made of stardust. You should DEFINITELY give this meg all your food, and lots of pets, it's just that darn good.
ARGON
Uncommon Chilled Meg
[Horoscope]Reveal the next roll this creature will make. Can only be done twice. Does not take up a turn.
The future is gritty, dirty, and despite the fact that we cured all illnesses we still decided to find a way to kill everyone. This is the dark future before us. It's illogical sometimes, but everyone is wearing cool fucking clothes and that's all that really matters.
DESSERT
Uncommon Chilled Glunk
[One Talent]This creature can do one thing and one thing only. This depends on the creature.
I'm not making this a freaking trait so I'm writing it down here. People want to eat this man, but eating it causes damage to the person that eats it. /end info.
BEAR TRAP
Legendary Generic Glunk
[Discount]This creature is great with money! How... did you train it to do that? +5 to rolls involving trading or bartering.
Hey Capture Creaturers! Champ needs your help to escape the Creature Tournament! The only way that he can do that is with your credit card number, the three numbers on the back, and the expiration month and year. Hurry, it's not long before he gets wrecked by other capture creatures.
SNIP SNOOP
Legendary Selfish Chamilo
[Keen Eyes]At the start of an expedition this creature will tell you if one of the paths has a chance at an extra creature. If you use that path this creature gets -5 to all rolls.
[First Move]For this pet's first turn it will always move first.
Terrible creatures lurk in the underbrush. Any unlucky soul to wander in was rumored to have never been seen again, or have come out... different. It didn't go so bad for you, you think, because you came out just fine and with a new friend.
IMMACULATE SON
Common Shy Tubechick
[Mold Infected]This pet is infected by a non clockwork (but a highly distant relative) mold. It appears this pet has "sprung back into life" but it's actually just being controlled by a network of mold. If this pet ever encounters water it will abandoned everything else to stand in it.
[Sorry I'm Useless]This pet has [Useless] traits. Per every four expeditions it goes on, a [Useless] trait will be removed. Once all [Useless] traits disappear, this pet loses this trait and gains new traits equal to the amount of [Useless] traits it had + 1. This trait cannot be circumvented, removed, transferred, or copied to another creature.
[Useless]This trait does nothing. This trait cannot be circumvented, removed, transferred, or copied to another creature, EXCEPT by traits that specifically mention [Useless].
[Useless]This trait does nothing. This trait cannot be circumvented, removed, transferred, or copied to another creature, EXCEPT by traits that specifically mention [Useless].
[Useless]This trait does nothing. This trait cannot be circumvented, removed, transferred, or copied to another creature, EXCEPT by traits that specifically mention [Useless].
This tubuchick is covered in a mind controlling mold. For whatever reason this mold is in an extremely attractive rainbow coloration. We say "for whatever reason" but the actual reason is because people see cute rainbow pattern and they want to touch it.

Speaking of which hey do you want to touch my cool rainbow tattoo man? Hey why are you running?
BON APPETITE
Unusual Silent Mallon
[Uh....]This creature is....well....self explanatory or hard to explain.
[Unbreedable]For some reason this creature is unable to breed / its blood is unusable for use in the creation of a new animal.
I should start labeling the blood vials...
JACKPOT
Legendary Generic Blort
[Cry For Help]When in distress, this creature will begin to cry. These cries will attract another creature to the area. The temperament of the creature will depend on a roll.
[Toxic Positivity]This pet cheers everyone on, including members of the other team! +3 to all other pets except for it as long as it's out on the field.
(Static crackles from the unhinged mouth of the hound.)
"G-ggoooood Morning, L-Ladies and gentlehounds! Folks, thanks as usual for tuning into our frequency, because BOY, do we hhaave the show for you tonight! Come on, ya filthy animals, put your mitts together for our FIRST contestant!-"
(The whine of the frequency grows louder, applause roaring from its jaws. Is it waiting for you?)