[Cosmosdex] The Universal Encyclopedia

[Cosmosdex]

P-Class
         

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/*WHO PICKED THIS NICKNAME?*/

P-Class
“Notail Fact: Did you know? Programs can never knowingly lie to you, everything it knows comes from its creator, and so it thinks it is telling the truth. The creator is a liar.” — =)

Art by, Mel

  • Strength-2
  • Intelligence-10
  • Charisma-1
  • Endurance-3
  • Agility-10
  • Luck-0

Job: Programmer
Ages spent in woods: Ages 13 - 15
Class leader: P-1337 /*THERE I AM! =P*/
O-class leader: O-11

Population: 5% of total notail population
Likes: Doing a bit of everything, Computers, Robots, Programming, Free samples at the store, Being extremely nosey
Dislikes: Monotony /*OK YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST TRIED TO FIND MORE THINGS.*/
Contributions: P-classes have been the programmers for the notail population for ages. Without them, notails wouldn't have their computers, robots, or many of the weapons they have today. /*THEY WOULD BE DEAD. JUST SAY IT. "THEY WOULD BE DEAD."*/

Traits

[Curious] Neutral trait
This character has a general thirst for knowledge and tends to ask a lot of questions. They are more likely to investigate anything that seems out of the ordinary.
[Jack of Trades] Positive trait
This character knows about a lot and if the situation calls for it they are able to do many things outside of their job title with no formal education on the subject. This character will not be the best at it or particularly good but will be able to do it.
[Intrusive] Negative trait
This character has no sense of personal space and might do rude things like going through people's belongings, touching people and asking personal questions. This can be tiring for their fellow crew and could get them into deep trouble.



Original Creator: Atomic



Personality & Traits

P-classes are in a world of their own from the moment they're born. Normally grouped with other P-classes, unlike other notail children who run around outside doing quests that involve fighting small beasts or discovering local flora, P-classes stay inside and program.
/*TALK ABOUT THE SHORT END OF THE STICK. I WANTED TO FIGHT GIANT LIZARDS.*/

They are taught technical skills from an early age and just that. P-classes don't even get to go to the woods for a long time, going in late at the age of 13 and exiting a mere two years later while most notails are in for five years.
/*RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THINK GETTING STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WITH NO INTERNET IS FUN. NO ONE? I THOUGHT SO, DON'T ACT LIKE THIS IS A BAD THING.*/

P-classes normally grow bored fast, finishing their quests with ease. At that point, they peer out of their windows to see other children. Then they go join them.
/*LOOK OUT. WE ACTUALLY GO OUTSIDE. WILD FACTS. YEAH. WE TOTALLY DON'T EVER STEP OUTSIDE. THE SUN WILL KILL US INSTANTLY. SMITE ME NOW GOD.*/

P-classes dabble in a bit of everything, happy to learn everything they can, even if their true love will always be programming. P-classes are known for picking up something to play around with, and then dropping it quickly, it being unable to hold their interests. This exploration of ideas follows P-classes into adulthood where P-classes enjoy following the adventures of other classes, learning their woes and struggles, and when they finish up, going back home.
/*PLEASE INFORM ME WHERE ELSE WE WOULD GO. I'LL WAIT.*/

Then the real work begins. P-classes will remember the woes of others and attempt to program something to help out, be it a new app, or an AI built just for the situation.
/*ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY WE DO THE JOB WE WERE BORN TO DO? HOLY CRAP.*/

P-classes are the force that lightens the loads of other classes via automation. They enjoy jokes and easter eggs, normally stuffing their applications full of them if they're allowed. After making an application for another class a P-class will rejoin following that class, hoping that their new application will have made it fun once again to travel with them. Unfortunately, many P-classes just find that they're as bored as before, and slink off to another project.
/*YOU DID NOT NEED THESE LAST TWO SECTIONS. JUST REPLACE IT WITH "P-CLASSES WORK."*/

Subtypes

P-iercers: This subtype of P-class, also known as a "black hat" P-class only enjoy looking for weaknesses and exploiting them utterly, sometimes destroying them. P-iercers are sent to be occupied with other species affairs on non-notail planets. If a P-iercer got bored enough to return to notail society they would carelessly rip open any holes they could find, opening the notails up for an attack. This extends into their personal life where they are more likely to exploit the weakness of friends than correct them.
/*WHO NAMES THESE SUBTYPES?*/

P-rotectors: This subtype of P-class, known as a "white hat" P-class only enjoys finding holes and patching it. P-rotectors hang out in notail environments, patching up anything that strikes them as extremely off, mainly in programming. If not given enough work they may accidentally start patching up the programs of other species for fun. This extends into their personal life where they are more likely to point out the weakness a friend might have and tell them ways to correct it, coming off as a "know it all."
/*OH RIGHT. I DID. FUCK.*/

Special

None. /*THANKS.*/

Trivia

• P-classes constantly rotate nearly everything they do, endlessly getting bored, but all P-classes have a few things that they can always come back to and never get bored of.

• Large groups of bored P-classes are a menace to society and everyone in it. Even the infamous H-classes will give a thumbs up to the activities that P-classes can do when swarming. Once every article in the Cosmosdex was replaced with crudely written versions after P-classes found a hole in the website and proceeded to inform as many other P-classes as possible.

/*YEAH. THAT DAY WAS AWESOME. BY THE WAY. I HAVE GOOD AND BAD NEWS. =P*/

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